That trashy Peaches Geldof will never learn that she can’t do drugs yet still claim to be drug free. In 2008, the Boomtown Brat (as she is often lovingly referred to by the British tabloids) was caught on video by The Sun negotiating a deal with Amy Winehouse’s alleged drug dealer; and I think we can all remember her recent heroin-fueled one-night stand, which was widely publicized and resulted in the loss of her very lucrative Ultimo lingerie contract. Still, no lessons were learned, and Peaches stubbornly insisted that she had never done heroin with Mr. Meathooks and staunchly refused to go to rehab because she certainly didn’t have a drug problem, right? Of course not. All of this not-so-distant past leads up to a quite interesting tidbit that’s buried in the Daily Mail:

A creep in a white hoodie offers to The People newspaper shots of Peaches Geldof ‘buying a gram of heroin for £50’, asking £20,000 for the pictures.

‘Sir’ Bob Geldof thanks the paper for bringing this matter to his attention, saying the discussion will be between ‘a dad and his daughter — in as much as you can speak to a 23-year-old’.

Drug use can’t be a mystery to ‘Sir’ Bob, though he might abstain personally for all I know. His former wife Paula Yates — Peaches’ mother — died of a heroin overdose, aged 41, in 2000.

How can he lecture Peaches, who says it was cannabis, not heroin, she was buying? Or steer her away from trashy showbiz, which — his charity work apart — has been his own life?

[From Daily Mail]

It’s a sad state within which such an “an accomplished journalist” should find herself. Oh, and even though Eli Roth and Peaches broke up last fall, it seems that she’s back in his good graces because he was spotted picking her up at LAX last week. Yes, she’s back in the U.S. for whatever reason (and has since been snapped intruding upon/joining in a religious march). Presumably, Peaches’ extremely cute new boyfriend (Tom Cohen of S.C.U.M.) trusts her completely, although I’m not certain exactly why that is the case. The girl’s a narcissistic, self-delusional liar of epic proportions.

As a side note, Ms. Geldof probably doesn’t have much of a future in stealing dresses and whistling through her teeth towards the “Furries” on her “OMG, Totally Peaches” talkshow. An ITV2 insider has admitted (after only three of six planned episodes) that “We do think that she appeals to our younger audience, but this show is really something of a flop.” How sad, but at least we’ll always have this YouTube clip of Peaches “farting” with the vampires:

These are older photos of Peaches from her last heroin scandal