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This is a somewhat amusing story about Octomom’s attempts to make money that she can immediately blow on personal care and plastic surgery without bothering to pay her bills at all. Nadya Suleman left her 14 kids at home in the care of who-knows since she claims she doesn’t have any nannies left. (We know how much her word is worth, though, just about as much money as she has to her name.) She did a celebrity boxing tournament in Florida against a local female bartender. The bartender had the upper hand, so Octo left before the end of the final round, telling everyone to F off, flipping the double bird and leaving for her hotel room. Then she came back and accepted victory for the match with no sense of shame whatsoever.
Suleman tore off her boxing gloves a few seconds before the end of the fight’s final round and ran from the room, repeatedly jabbing the air with a pair of upraised middle fingers in what she apparently misunderstood to be a traditional boxing victory salute…
Suleman… was set to box Cassandra Andersen, a bartender at a Broward strip club.
The match — held in a room off the lobby of the Ocean Manor Resort in Fort Lauderdale, before a crowd of perhaps three dozen that was probably outnumbered by reporters and photographers — was fought with soft, Incredible Hulk-size boxing gloves that seemed guaranteed to keep anybody from getting hurt or even annoyed.
But an authentic Mean Grrrrl energy erupted when the two grimacing women charged out of their corners, punching as best they could and shoving, choking and head-butting with an impressive bloodlust.
It was all apparently too much for Suleman, who fled up the hotel stairs to her room after her ignominious exit. “I think she was mad ’cause she was getting beat up,” helpfully explained her opponent, the 25 year-old Andersen, who was invited to fight because Feldman was impressed by the way she threw him out of her bar.
“So she said ‘[bleep] you’ to everybody and ran off.”
The fight’s “judges” (a collection of models and bartenders) disagreed, awarding the victory to Suleman as the crowd — including some of the reporters — booed.
After cooling off in her hotel room for a few minutes, Suleman returned to explain that she had run off because the fight was over, and she had given the middle-finger salute because she was hungry. (The nuances of upraised middle fingers are, it seems, virtually endless.)
“The fight was over,” Feldman agreed. “Or almost over.”
The fight might have been even more violent if Suleman had been allowed to throw punches at herself in a mirror. “I really want to beat up the Octomom!” she shouted at a quickie pre-bout press conference when asked who she planned to fight next. “I hate that name…IT’s not me, it’s something the [bleeping] media made up and I [bleeping] hate it!”
For somebody who bleeping hates the media, however, Suleman was awfully cooperative, shedding her warm-up jacket to reveal a low-cut tank top as barbarous paparazzi chanted “Take it off!” She didn’t stop there, pulling her trunks down nearly to the promised land at the suggestion of her manager Gina Rodriguez. (Who also handles various ex-Tiger-Woods mistresses, make of it what you will.)
[From The Miami Herald via Radar Online]
I love that less than 40 people showed up and even the reporters booed the fact that Octo was named victor when she was nothing more than a sore loser.
It’s worth noting that Octo’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, is a former mistress of David Boreanaz and arranged the 2010 stripper mistress tour featuring other mistresses of famous guys. It’s not that much of a leap to assume that Gina does some side work for clients. So we know what’s next for Octo, if it’s not already happening. Plus she has plenty of experience stripping, although she claims that she only stripped for one night, for a “contest.” Just like she claimed she only had 6 embryos implanted, and just like she swore she’s never been on welfare and hasn’t had plastic surgery.
Update with warning: Octo also showed off her stomach and claimed that it’s evidence she hasn’t had plastic surgery. You can see those photos on TMZ but warning they’re nasty.
Guess who else was there?
Photo credit: WENN.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Careers, Nadya Suleman
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I don’t know why she’s wearing the padded helmet. Her face is so plastic it’ll all just spring back into place.
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If she was in fact trying to make herself over to look like Angie….. last photo = epic fail. Oofah.
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ahhh, of course Michael Lohan was there. where else would he be? this is much better and more prestigious thn a Kardassian wedding.
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PLEASE! No more about this freak!
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Her life makes me so sad.
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Why would you even waste time posting on this utter crap? And why I wasted 2 minutes of my time reading it will forever be a mystery.
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Agree with @tracking…
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WTF was Milo there???
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I like that woman’s faerie tattoo. I have one on my shoulder blade similar to it. It’s Brian Froud’s Faerie of Dark Despair.
As for Nadya, she’s looking pretty bad. I’d imagine this is what Kim Kardashian will look like in 10 years.
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Heard the other woman on the radio this morning (105.9) she was not happy that Nadya was still claiming she won and wants a re-match lol…its was a bar promo get over it!
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The fact that Michael Lohan was there says it all. 3 dozen people, over 2/3rd’s the press, so a dozen of actual spectaters, how much could she possibly have been paid?
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Like all my brethren and sistren here, I scrolled past the Lohan, scrolled back up, and said, “WTF? Are the end-times here already?”
Hey, can we just round these people up already – Michael Lohan, the Gosselins, Octomom, Adrienne Curry, maybe some Hogans, feel free to add your own favorite worthless piece of scum – and put them into a workcamp?
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People made comments about her hands the last time she was covered and now it’s all I can see.
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I’m embarassed that I even clicked on this story; sign on kelly i’d add miley and the real “supposedly” housewives of everywhere, etc.
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Aren’t tummy tuck scars much lower then the waist line of pants? Why is her belly so lumpy? It kinda looked like Tara Reid bad lipo.
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I feel sorry for her kids.
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Kate Gosselin is next in the ring! She’s out of a job.
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Her poor kids. Too bad they can’t be adopted into loving families versus a famewhore mother who only sees dollar signs when she looks at them.
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GROSS. GROSS. GROSS.
God, I’m gonna puke.
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It was held in a hotel lobby? I looks like my little brother’s college basement where they play beer-pong.
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I just can’t stand this woman! As much as I hate the word famewhore that is exactly what she has become and she’s not even good at it.
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Just goes to show how delusional Octobitch is to think she won a boxing match that she essentially ran out on. Oh, and that coin slot belly button of hers proves that a surgeon did a little tucking right after her C-section. No surgery my ass!
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Hey Octomom, Egypt wants it’s river back! denial with a capital D. No plastic surgeries my butt.
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Thank you for your article post.Thanks Again. Really Cool.
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