Tom Cruise is now secretly dating a 26-year-old, they’re ‘dirty dancing’ in clubs

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I really thought we’d have at least another six months or so before reporting upon this type of story; that is, Tom Cruise supposedly has a new (and improved!) love interest after the ceremonious collapse of his ill-fated marriage to Katie Holmes. Speaking of which, Tom’s team was really pushing hard for us to believe that he and “Kate” were totally sleeping together while he was in NYC a few weeks ago to promote Jack Reacher, right? As for Katie’s side of the story, her team wisely ignored such tactics. However (and I admit this next development caused much amusement on my behalf over the weekend), Katie was photographed a few days ago wearing a puffy, blue jacket that strongly resembled Tom’s puffy, blue jacket, which has made several appearances of its own on the red carpet. Coincidence, or just a mutual case of bad fashion? I’m inclined to vote for the latter possibility.

Now for the real meat of this story, which is that Tom Cruise has “officially” moved on from the ashes of his third marriage with a new romance. Part of me wonders whether this mysterious new woman is really the same chick who served as his “escort” at a recent Scientology gala, and I also wonder if the CO$ has reframed her history as an ordinary restaurant manager, which is entirely plausible. After all, Tom’s next wife must not be traceable as a mail-order bride, and she definitely must not have prominent incisor teeth. Here’s the InTouch story with the proverbial money shot cover that shows Tom’s new “love interest,” and … doesn’t this woman look an awful lot like Nazanin Boniadi after the aforementioned teeth filing? Just saying.

Tom Cruise

In Touch can exclusively reveal that only six months after his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new woman in his life — brunette beauty Cynthia Jorge, a 26-year-old Queens, N.Y., native and NYC restaurant manager.

The 50-year old Mission: Impossible star was spotted “sweeping her around the dance floor,” of NYC’s Le Baron nightclub in the early morning hours of Dec. 18, an eyewitness details in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

“He was mesmerized by Cynthia,” the eyewitness dishes to In Touch. “She had her hair in a bun, wore tight black pants and looked gorgeous.”

The pair first met Dec. 16 at the Lower East Side hot spot Beauty & Essex, where Cynthia works as a manager. As Tom left the restaurant after a meal of sashimi and empanadas with business associates, Cynthia handed the superstar her card, a restaurant insider tells In Touch.

The bold gesture paid off: The next day, Tom called Beauty & Essex at least twice trying to track down Cynthia — and was “put on hold for a very long time!” according to the insider, who adds that when he couldn’t get her on the phone, the insistent actor got a message to her.

Less than 24 hours later, the duo — along with some friends — met up at Le Baron, where Cynthia huddled with Tom in a booth when he wasn’t pulling her out on the dance floor. “They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.”

And things weren’t totally G-rated. “At one point, they began grinding together,” the witness tells In Touch. “It was straight out of Dirty Dancing. Tom seemed to be in his own world, completely smitten.”

At the end of their night together, Cynthia was treated to one of the action star’s signature grand romantic gestures: Tom had made sure a private car was waiting outside the club to get her home safely. “It was obvious,” says the source. “He’s enamored with this woman.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

This is really gross, people. From what I can tell from my limited vantage point, this woman is either the next Mrs. Tom Cruise (after a top-secret ceremony at Gold Base) or she’s just a disposable red herring who serves as a masquerade for Tom’s next round of currently-ongoing, super-secret, Hollywood-starlet auditions.

Aside from the obvious disgusting factor here, does anything about this scenario remind anyone else of, say, Demi Moore’s recent behavior? After all, Demi has also been grinding” on a 27-year-old dude and then dated a different 26-year-old guy. Both Tom and Demi are chasing a past that never existed, and they’re both doing so in a very embarrassing way. Of course, the obvious question here is this: Why don’t Tom Cruise and Demi Moore date each other? The answer, of course, is that they belong to different cults, and the CO$ doesn’t swing with the Kabbalah crowd. Otherwise, this could have possibly been a match made in Xenu heaven.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

Photos courtesy of In Touch, Fame/Flynet, and WENN

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  1. Amy says:

    How tall is Demi? That could be the *real* deal-breaker…..

  2. PHD in Gossip says:

    I am starting to think he wears a hairpiece/rug. hair is thicker than10 years ago. Discuss.

  3. Mich says:

    And….cue the ‘love bombing’ in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

  4. Bubulle says:

    I thought Tommy girl was beyond radioactive by now, how can he still manage to find a fake GF, she must be a scieno freak that’s the only explanation.

  5. RocketMerry says:

    Muhahahhahahahahahahahaha…*breathe some air in*… Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Ok, now I want pictures. I want to SEE what a Tommy dirty dancing looks like.

  6. Eleonor says:

    Demi and Tom I gave a thought to that couple. Can you imagine them dancing?? Dear Lord, the world is not ready for that.

  7. Lulu says:

    Has he had his eyes done?? He looks like an elf in these photos which is, I suppose, apropos considering his tiny stature.

    As to the bumping and grinding, ew. I could never get hot about a man who had jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch (amongst a host of other obvious transgressions).

  8. Mimi says:

    I don’t think anything can add to how disgusted I can be with him.

    This guy is as creepy as you can get and he should be spending his time with his children (without letting the press know and setting up a photo op that will cause more trauma to his youngest), rather than reclaiming his 20s.

    Tom you are 50 (or 40 something, whatever his real age is). embrace is and move on.

  9. Agnes says:

    Gross. This woman better get a nice check for this permanent stain on her reputation.

  10. Betty says:

    I am sure this dirty dancing looks like him jumping on the couch!

  11. Hautie says:

    I agree Cruise and Demi need to hook up. Good grief the tabloids would explode.

    Both of them desperate to look shag-able. They know how to play the PR game like a pro.

    They could have a big exclusive interview, to tell the world all about their love.

    Yes, please gossip genie. Make this happen. I want to see Demi and Cruise all loved up.

  12. Green Is Good says:

    Tommy-Girl & Dummi? The tabloid jokes will write themselves!

  13. aquaticmusings says:

    I think I have those same pants. Express…women’s slacks.

  14. MollyB says:

    No pictures of his Christmas with Suri, correct? Given how much flak he’s getting from the tabloid about not seeing her, I still say there’s no way he would be with her for both Thanksgiving and Christmas without making sure he’s papped.

  15. Cathy says:

    Bwahahahahahahahaha…Tommy boy doing the bump and grind…bwahahahahahahaha

  16. judyjudy says:

    Why would anyone date Tom Cruise at this point? I’d rather date Chris Brown. For real. Both are awful life-effer-uppers but at least with CB you could get away.

    I think Tom Cruise is the worst possible boyfriend in the world.

  17. Amy C says:

    oh you forgot Demi is a mess right now most importantly she is way over age. You see 33 is the least age he can have them. So they have to be in their twenites and twice yonger. xenu not gonna be allowing anything over that.hahaha
    I will say this is nice picture of him.

  18. eileen says:

    HA! Tom & Demi’s ego’s wouldn’t last 5 minutes together.

  19. lisa2 says:

    Well he looks great in that last picture.

  20. Dani says:

    What gets me is the ‘late night nuzzling just blocks from Kate and Suri’s apartment.’ If this is a COS plot (which it probably is) I hope Tom never sees his daughter again. He’s so disgusting.

  21. Jess says:

    This is such a strange story. He keeps hooking up with women in their twenties. Like he is ignoring that he is getting older. The age gap is getting larger and larger and he doesn’t seem to realise that these December – June relationships don’t work for him.

    He is divorced three times now, with increasingly bad outcome. Surely if this Scientology has any merit, they would try to help and council him and not just sit and watch him make the same mistake again.

    • TG says:

      I think they have to be in their 20′s because any woman in her 30′s or beyond is likely to be way to experienced and would be onto his BS in 2 seconds. He needs them naive so they actually believe all his love bombing is real and not artificial.

  22. Guest says:

    Good for him; one has to date before thinking about marriage. I am happy that he has moved on.
    In terms of younger mates; when Demi Moore does it it is fine: but when Tom does it he is…..
    I hope he continues to be a good parent and have a wonderful love life.

  23. JL says:

    He should just hook up with Miley, grow a mullet and tweet fame whoring, bonged out stupid pics with her.

  24. Boo says:

    If he’s secretly dating her, why do we all know about it? Hmmmmm?

  25. JL says:

    He should just hook up with Miley, grow a matching mullet and tweet fame Ho, bonged out stupid pics with her.

  26. Melissa says:

    He’s not looking so good in these photos – shiny, bloated, and mooby.

  27. Amanda says:

    I’m 26, and I remember having a crush on Tom Cruise in 5th grade. Gross.

  28. erika says:

    “NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!!!”

    “Ain’t nuthin wrong…ahh wrong…with a little Bump n’ gryyyyynd…”

    This story verges on the pathetically sad and…dangerously stupid.

    -tom, tom, tom…God damn it! WHO is your PR TEAM? really? Really! You look so…try hard pathetic. Like a scene out of 80s ‘Revenge of Nerds’ flick. “Oh if i just get the 17 yr hottie in the hottub.”

    -Katie’s not paying attention, neither is your daughter. This is sooo sick and try hard. It is so desperate.

    -The more you keep up these games the more pathetic you come across. You’re chasing the wrong fox n hound. The real fox is Katie/Suil]

    and darlin’ rest manager. watch yer toes, it’s all fun n’ intense now but you really outta Google Tom/scientology and kee

  29. lucy2 says:

    LOL at CO$, they sure are trying really hard to return him to his former glory. Too late, folks, the crazy is out of the bag.

  30. Sweet Dee says:

    But Kabbalah isn’t a cult!

    Just kidding. They would be perfect for each other, too bad neither of them would stoop so low. Snort.

  31. TrustMeOnThis says:

    I would like to give a shoutout to our friends in the Office of Special Affairs. Good morning!

    I’m here to let you know that “freeloader debt” is NOT legally enforceable, and neither are most of the docs they make you sign. None of that would stand up in court. You can get out! People will help.

  32. MerryHappy says:

    Scientology plant. I don’t believe for a second this man danced without camera present. He’d want to show everyone how fun Single Tom is, like he loveS to show how great Daddy Tom is. As the internet commands, pics or it didn’t happen.

  33. KellyinSeattle says:

    I still don’t know why he doesn’t move to Japan; he’s a demigod there.

  34. SorryWrongNumber says:

    Anyone buying in to this. A published article about Tom having sex with Katie and now a romance with a 26 yr old. MMMM… just when Tommy Girl has a movie to release.
    There were NO articles about Tommy Girl having sex with Katie while they were married.

  35. skuddles says:

    Gross. He’s totally turning into one of those pervy old dudes who goes to insane lengths to hide his age while going after younger and younger women – in the hopes of turning them into CO$ slavebots. But he’s not even hetero, he’s just some old creep who’s too chickensh-t to admit he’s gay.

  36. vvy says:

    I always wondered why Demi and Tom never dated back in their heyday. Even after starring in A Few Good Men together. I think it was timing…Demi was married then. Demi is a Scorpio and Tom is a Scorpio rising….they definitely had chemistry.

    And this whole thing of him dirty dancing…totally for the cameras and his image.

  37. Bob says:

    So, what you’re saying is Tom grew a new beard for his upcoming movie openings?

  38. Tanah says:

    Total plant – planted as much as the story about he and ‘Kate’ hooking up whilst he was in NY. Funny how the second story is also about him being present in NY and hitting it off with a new woman in what is now Katie’s town. Wasn’t he averse to spending time in NY when he was with Katie because of tax issues? So why now? I call stupid mind-game bluffs from either he or his ridiculous ‘PR’ team. He’s trying to dominate her space and freedom by doing this sort of thing – not giving up that control as easily as he’d like to make out by granting a quick divorce.

    Demi isn’t his demographic (but the pairing would make perfect sense).

  39. C says:

    Dude. , isn’t he like 50????? No one wants to see grandpa at the club. Sorry, but true

  40. lindy loo says:

    This man’s career is so over. And him dirty dancing withg a 20 something, no way, unless it’s a guy.