Do you remember how Lindsay Lohan announced she was moving to London because she loves chunnels? “Chunnels” being some kind of cracked-out code word for “whatever drugs people will give me”. Anyway, Lindsay loves London, and after spending some serious party-time in LA last week, she returned to London and has been up to her usual crack shenanigans. Last night, Lindsay apparently got so high she thought she was Sam Ronson, and she started “deejaying” at a Nokia X6 launch party. Unfortunately, as in all things, Lindsay failed. Sources tell Radar that Lindsay “was clearly struggling to play the set on her own… She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess…It was really embarrassing to watch.” Was she playing her own music? Ten bucks says she was.
The reviews are in and the consensus is unanimous – don’t give up the day job (whatever that may be) Lindsay Lohan!
Lindsay is only 23-years-old but has already worked as an actress, a singer, a model and a fashion designer and now the troubled starlet is trying her hand as a celebrity DJ, but as RadarOnline.com has learned the reviews are less than stellar.
Lindsay took to the decks Wednesday night at the Nokia X6 Launch party in London and despite being guided by established and respected British DJ gareth Geno, the result was a mess.
One partygoer exclusively tells RadarOnline.com, “Lindsay was clearly struggling to play the set on her own and had to ask gareth for help. She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess.”
The source says that Lindsay’s “awful song choices and lack of experience” created a danger of clearing the room out. “It was really embarrassing to watch,” the eyewitness says. “You could tell she didn’t didn’t know what she was doing.”
The source says that Lindsay was struggling so much that she was even forced to finish her set early, and furthermore, “Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing.” And if that wasn’t bad enough, the source says that Lindsay kept breaching security laws by attempting to smoke indoors throughout the (brief) set.
Looks like Lindsay’s DJ ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson doesn’t have to worry too much about the competition!
Who knew that deejaying was an actual skill? Actually, I did. I used to deejay. Not huge parties or clubs like Sam Ronson or anything, but silly stuff in college, and it’s actually harder than it looks. It’s not rocket science, but if you’re drunk or high, it’s totally a challenge. So, it looks like Lindsay failed at yet another career backup, just like she failed at fashion and “leggings designer” and “thief”.
Photos from Lindsay Lohan’s spread in Purple Magazine, courtesy of Egotastic.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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