Do you know how much I hate to admit this? Ugh. Here goes: I think Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof are for real. As in, they really care about each other, and it’s not just about sex or drugs or whatever. Although it might be about the occasional public boob-grazing (see above). I think they’re “boyfriend and girlfriend” and they’re in love. As much as I wanted to yell at these photos of Eli and Peaches at Coachella over the weekend, I actually found many of the pics to be… cute. Like, “Oh, he looks like a sweet boyfriend” cute. Although I was yelling (just to myself): “Damn Peaches, stand up straight!” She’s slumping in nearly every photo.
Of course I was thinking the entire time, “He’s way too good for her” – but some guys are like that, you know? They end up dating and falling hard for women who are not worthy of them. I’m not even talking about looks – like, some nice, intelligent dudes just go for dumb, idiotic women with little to no personality. Is that the case here? I don’t know. From what I’ve seen of Peaches, she seems like an idiot, a druggie, a talentless hack, and basically the Paris Hilton of the UK. Just being with her has brought my opinion of Eli Roth to the floor. However, since it seems like he really cares about her – at least enough to yell at the mother of the dude who told his heroin-soaked one night stand story about Peaches on a public forum. And enough to look sort of cute with her at Coachella.
Gawker captioned this photo (below): “Look, it’s Peaches Geldof and an elderly chaperone in orthopedic shoes and walking shorts. Wait, no, it’s Eli Roth, yawning like a grandpa. This is acceptable because Peaches is frightfully young (or acts that way, at least) and her denim cutoffs are extra-short today.” Seriously, look at those Daisy Dukes! Not to be rude, but she doesn’t have the body to pull off those shorts convincingly.
Peaches & Eli on April 16 & 17, 2010 at Coachella. Credit: Pacific Coast New.
she must be great in the sack because she’s not much to look at.
I think they look creepy.
It’s nice to see a father and daughter enjoying a concert together.
Oh…wait…
I thought my loathing for this idiot had reached an all-time apex, but no, she has to seal the deal by wearing a bloody bindi. With Tippex round it.
she looks quite nice, but her tatoos are just awful.
Have you seen how she dresses with him usually? Her wardrobe is stolen from a 9 yr old, he’s one creepy 38 yr old. He usually dates teens so I guess because she just turned 21, she has to dress younger to appease his fetish.
eww… Now for real I can’t stand Eli. He’s wearing a PETA shit. (I meant shirt but I’m leaving it.)
Yeah, he cares for her in the creepy fucking way an ephebophile cares about his victim, err, I mean love interest. I think he loves her because she looks like she’s 16 and is a troubled enough personality that she doesn’t realize what a maniac he actually is.
I agree, I think it’s for real. It’s not just Eli Roth schtupping the first available barely-legal chick that turns up, and I’ll tell you why I think so: if all Eli Roth wanted was a twenty-one-year-old to bang, he could have his pick of much, much hotter young women than Peaches.
I know this sounds horrible and sexist and so forth, but let’s face it, she’s not exactly a stunner. He’s a hot actor/director (whether you like his work or not) who must have bleached porn starlets lining up to wriggle on his casting couch. Instead, he goes for Peaches Geldof, a tattooed Xenu-tinged chipmunk in short-shorts.
I guess it really must be love. Bless.
liking that denim dress…she doesnt do it justice. Blah
I think I understood what they were doing together after that douche-tastic letter calling out that dude’s mom and providing contact information for his brother and sister who had nothing to do with it. Very much an a/h move considering the type of fans his movies are likely to attract.
Sounds like they deserve each other.
is it just me or does it look like she has an r tatted on her forehead?
@nenasiek – No, it’s not just you. She does have a bindi on her forehead. I personally think that anyone who wears one to a music festival deserves to be pelted with rotten fruit.
don’t know much about the girl, but judging by her tattoos, she’s a big ole can o’crazy.
christ alive she’s a waste of space and so’s her sister Pixie (bleached blonde hair, bad roots & white tshirt looking at the camera)
here’s hoping that she spends more time over your side of the pond and doesn’t pollute our tvs with any more drivel pretending to be documentaries
Her dad Bob must be so proud. Those be some ridic’ looking tattoos. Seriously , a unicorn?
he creeps me out and seems like a big hairy scum bucket after the whole yelling at someone’s innocent mother and siblings and after reading about the blueberry event
Damn, he needs to hit the gym. Also, she may be a giant mess, but it just seems so mean to call her ugly/unattractive, especially given how frumpy he is. I think they are looks/fitness-matched.
Constance…. you and me baby! He’s a major creepfest and she always looks over drugged and about to drop.
“From what I’ve seen of Peaches, she seems like an idiot, a druggie, a talentless hack, and basically the Paris Hilton of the UK”
You just answered your own question as to why Eli is with her.
she looks stoned and his legs are way too hairy..who the hell is this guy anyway?
Ugly people.
He has really big nostrils. I hate that.
She is fugly.
They belong together
I don’t see them lasting that much longer! After all he has to get back to work sometime and unless he includes her she is gonna get bored and into trouble!
they looks in love: good for them but she seems so young!!! a real teen
Dammit Eli!! Her “antics” are enough to make me turn up my nose, but those tattoos?! Are you kidding me? She has more than enough money to afford REAL ink
She looks like a 14 year old girl.
He’s wearing a PETA t-shirt and she appears to be wearing a leather with fur-trimmed jacket in the next pic.
It looks like he’s wearing a Red Sox hat though so I’ll give him a pass.
This time.
Is it just me or does she seem completely uninterested in him. In all the shots she’s looking away, or turned away. And he looks like hes gained some weight.
WTF, Eli? WTF.
The hot is just being sucked out of you.
everytime i see a picture of her she looks likes she’s very sleepy
As screwed up as Peaches has been in the past, I am going to give her a break. I hope that he treats her decently.
I want to believe Eli can be a positive influence for her. I would be p*ssed to know he just used her cause she does look like a 15 year old.
And seriously, these young girls have got to stop getting all tattoo up.
@Cara – You know that gross movie, Hostel? He made it.
@ lenore: He could take these other girls, but this one has a solid financial background, so he’s save from having somebody demanding too much money after a split
o to be young and in love !
I’m old and don’t have anyone !
He’s a chubby c-lister who makes torture porn, tattles to people’s mothers while simultaneously dragging innocent people and their contact information into a private beef, writes and posts long, obnoxious missives about the nature of himself and his fame, has online orgies in public forums, supports PETA, wears walking shorts, and acts like a frat boy despite being in his mid-to-late 30s.
Yeah, I’m starting to wonder if Peaches can do better.
Nice bruise on her knee.
unicorns need love too!
@ Zelda, I agree. All that and there’s something of a creepy obsessed teenage boyfriend vibe about him in these photos. Run Peaches, run!
Judging by his body language in these photos, Mr. Roth seems rather controlling.
There’s no way that ass picture posted earlier is really him…he looks chubby here…
not a fan of either.
Cant score a chick his own age because he is to immature. pathetic
Her father should castrate this sicko
He really has no style, he dresses like a frat boy.
I think it’s standard homely-boy mid-life crisis.
Now that he’s achieved some fame and recognition, he’s living out the life he wishes he’d had when HE was 21.
As in, being a scene-making hipster with an It Girl (of sorts) as a girlfriend.
Is it just me or does he look like he is on drugs? uppers in partic… either that or he just has crazy eyes.
@ally I agree with you totally!
@bewilderbeast My brother works on crews for films and tv and he said that Roth is very controlling! But being in charge of $$$$ projects he probably has to be that way!