Ali Lohan turns 18 years old on the 22nd. That’s apparently “the reason” for Lindsay Lohan and Ali’s cracked-out jaunt to Hawaii for a week – they were celebrating Ali’s birthday early. And, as we found out in Ali’s Page Six Magazine interview, they were probably also celebrating Ali’s “graduation” from “high school.” She doesn’t go to high school – she’s “home schooled” in between following her crackhead sister and her boozehound mother around like a lost soul. If Ali had been raised by wolves, she probably would have been better off than being raised by this pack of crackies.

Anyway, just minutes after arriving at LAX from Hawaii, LL and Ali celebrated their return by going to a Jay-Z concert. Ali was photographed leaving the event – these are the photos. Radar’s crack team of experts looked at these photos and they decided that Ali is starving herself. It’s not the most outlandish theory:

As Lindsay Lohan spent yet another week flaking on work obligations, frolicking on the beach and appearing in court, her little sister Ali has sparked concern again by losing even more weight, and RadarOnline.com has photos of her downward spiral.

The teenage model appeared to be literally wasting away when she attended the Jay-Z concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles with the troubled Mean Girls star on Tuesday night, and experts worry that she is putting her health at serious risk.

“She looks like a death camp survivor,” nutritionist Majid Ali (who has not treated the star) told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “It appears as if she is wasting away as her body chews up muscle looking for fuel.”

At 5’8 1/2″, Majid thinks that Ali is severely malnourished and estimates her weight to be 90 lbs at the most.

“It seems more like a starvation diet than binging and purging,” he explained.

The younger Lohan turns 18 on December 22, but her gaunt face, sunken cheeks and ashy complexion make her look much older than her years.

“Malnutrition will prematurely age her,” the nutritionist revealed. “It tears down tissue collagen and leads to wrinkles, poor skin, limp hair and bad nail quality.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the sisters hit the beach in Hawaii last week to attend the Pipeline Masters surfing competition, and while Lindsay showed off her ample curves in a bikini, Ali’s baggy shorts barely clung to her bony hips.

[From Radar]

Well… I do think she’s gotten really thin. I don’t know if she’s starving herself, I don’t know if she has some kind of eating disorder, I don’t know if she’s on her big sister’s old diet of Adderall and booze, I don’t know if she just had some kind of huge growth spurt and her metabolism is all out of whack… your guess is as good as mine. Whatever is happening, my guess is that it’s partially a cry for help. She probably doesn’t even know that, she probably doesn’t even recognize that in herself. But I feel like Ali’s gaunt appearance is saying to the world, “Look at me. I’m here too.” It’s sad. And she’s going to be pimped out by her mother too.

PS… Ali’s stopped messing with her lips, right? Look at her upper lip – it’s deflated. Thank God.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Ali Lohan’s full Page Six Magazine interview is out – you can read the full thing here. We previewed the piece here. Ali doesn’t come across as insane or cracked-out or anything, but she still seems like a girl with a lot of issues, the majority of which come from dealing with her sister and her mother on a daily basis. Dina especially has screwed her up royally, and you would think it would be Linnocent, right? Anyway, I’ll just include some highlights that I found interesting. By the way, Ali doesn’t go by “Ali” anymore – she says it‘s a “name she no longer uses publicly.” She’s “Aliana” now.

Her style: Sitting down for a chat, Aliana is polite, sweet and, for the first 20 minutes, guarded. She’s wearing a conservatively chic ensemble of light gray American Apparel pants, a black sleeveless American Apparel blouse buttoned all the way up to her neck and vintage black Chloe booties. (“I love the ’50s. That’s my style,” she says in the trademark Lohan rasp. “I just think it’s really beautiful how they didn’t show as much skin back then.”) Her long, dark brown hair is parted in the middle. She’s five foot eight, and her spiderlike limbs seem to go on for yards, making her look at least five inches taller.

Aliana’s modeling career: “I signed with Ford when I was four years old, so I started pretty early,” she says. “At 14, I did a Teen Vogue shoot, and that was a big thing.” She also appeared on the cover of the trade mag Supermodels Unlimited in 2007 and posed for Lindsay’s clothing line, 6126, wearing a skimpy red lace dress. As a kid she appeared in a few of Lindsay’s movies (including The Parent Trap), released a Christmas album and (as chronicled on Living Lohan) worked on a pop record. But now, she says, it’s all about modeling. “Just recently I was like, I really want to focus on this, and just this. This is the only thing I wanna do.” A Marc Jacobs campaign, she says, would be “the ultimate thing.” Cindy Crawford, whom she admires for having “branded her name really well,” is her role model.

On Dina: “Yeah, she has gotten a bad rap,” Aliana says. “People don’t really know what has gone on. It upsets me sometimes when I see stuff that’s the complete opposite of the truth. I don’t listen to the negative stuff. I just try to take the positive. I don’t go on blogs.”

She doesn’t go on blogs, for real? Noooo, noooo, noooo, noooo,” she continues, shaking her head emphatically. “It’s so much less stressful if you’re not dealing with that stuff. I mean, obviously you [might] hear something from someone…but I just let it roll right off my shoulders. I don’t validate it. I’m just like, yeah, whatever. I know I’m fine. Everything’s great. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone who’s making up stupid stuff. I don’t get it. I would never do that, so I don’t know how someone could be that mean.”

Aliana was bullied: Aliana has had a few brushes with cruel cliques herself. “I had a little bit of a hard time,” she says of “the bullying thing” that happened in 2008, when two of her former classmates from Merrick Avenue Middle School on Long Island made a catty video about her and posted it on the Internet. “I would never think, like, they’re jealous of me—that doesn’t make any sense. Like, they’re my friends—why? I never think to see bad in people, so I would never assume that. But yeah, they did stupid things. It wasn’t, like, horrible going to school…There was something that happened, and I just thought it was better to home-school.”

She’s going “graduate” this month: This month Aliana will not only turn 18 but will also graduate from high school early. “I get three or four months extra to be free,” says the Criminal Minds fan, who, if she goes to university, would choose Ithaca College, like her older brother Michael, 23, and study “how to profile serial killers or something cool like that. I am taking one step at a time,” she continues. “I will focus on [school] when I get to it.”

More on whether she had plastic surgery: “Oh my gosh, that’s so funny,” she says. But she doesn’t mean funny ha-ha. “I mean, I heard it from one of my friends, and I was kind of like, ‘Why are you my friend? Because I shouldn’t be hearing this. If you’re my friend you wouldn’t even talk about that stuff.’ ” She leans in close and gets almost too quiet to hear. Again, her eyes glance around the room cautiously before she continues. “When they did tell me, I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do. I mean, if you wanted to, that’s great, for anyone else. I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is craaaazy. In seventh grade! I think that’s more of, like, the mom’s decision, not the kid’s. But I don’t know. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true.”

On her slender frame: She says she’s “always had a fast metabolism” and is able to eat what she wants, from scrambled eggs with American cheese and hot sauce to Nutella. “I can just eat [it] out of the jar with a glass of milk,” she confesses.

Her parents: Aliana has no relationship with her father (“Um, no, no. Let’s keep it at that,” she says with a nervous chuckle). She calls Dina “everything,” her eyes lighting up. They talk on the phone at least once a day. “I’ve learned everything from my mom. Growing up, it was her raising us, so I remember her as my mother and my father figure. But she’s tough on me, especially when it comes to school.”

Her dreams: She’d like to get an apartment in the East Village, Soho or the Meatpacking District someday. She wants kids eventually (preferably two boys, because they’re “more low key” than girls). She’s not dating anyone, and she’s never been in love before, but if she did have a boyfriend it would probably be “a surfer type.”

On Lindsay: When she’s in L.A., Aliana stays with Lindsay. “We’re extremely close,” she says, lowering her voice again to a barely audible whisper. “It’s just, you can’t, like, trust anyone, so we talk to each other about everything. All of us do. It’s always been that way.” When they’re both in L.A., the sisters cook big Sunday night dinners. “She makes the best angel-hair pasta with vodka sauce and shrimp,” Aliana says. “I admire how strong she is,” Aliana says. “She’s an independent woman, which I respect so much. She doesn’t listen to any of [the rumors], either. Like, someone will tell her something, and she’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’ You can’t listen to it because it’s like, you’ll want to have to fix everything, right? And it’s like, once you fix something, someone else is gonna say something bad. It’s never-ending.”

On not being a rebel: “No! Oh, god, no!” Aliana says when asked if she has a fake ID. “Noooo. I don’t go out at all. Honestly. Have I ever drank? No. You can ask any of my friends. I’ve never drank.” Smoked? “Noooo!” She looks horrified. “I just want people to know, that’s a no. I mean, my sister smokes cigarettes, but I don’t even like to be around [it]. The smell grosses me out. I like fresh air and nice candles. I don’t like smoke or anything.”

Facing her future: “I try to be aware of my surroundings,” she says, rushing to the sidewalk. “I’m very cautious. I like to be smart with things.” So is she a good girl? “Oh, for sure,” she says, holding up a lengthy limb to flag down a cab. “If there is any misperception about me, I do want people to know that I’m a normal girl like anyone else. I don’t walk in a place like, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ “

[From Page Six Magazine]

I don’t think she’s cracked-out, but you can tell that she’s been raised by cracked-out wolves, you know? The crack paranoia seeps in, the mistrust, the secrecy, the knee-jerk crackie denial, the sketchiness. Dina and Lindsay have really done a number on her.

And who really believes that Ali “studies” at any point? And now she’s going to “graduate”. This is what happens when your mother and your older sister prioritize famewhoring and actual whoring ahead of education.

Photos courtesy of Page Six Magazine.

Several months ago, everyone really started worrying about 17-year-old Ali Lohan. There were photos of her in NYC where she looked… really jacked. Like she’d had lip injections and some surgical work on her face, plus she’d been starving herself and she looked really bony and emaciated. Many of us figured that it was likely Dina Lohan’s doing, considering Ali is now old enough to be “pimped out” by her mom, and in Ali’s case, that means being a “model”. Ali had scored modeling representation (with a legit agency), and the agency and the Lohan family went out of their way to claim that Ali had not gotten any “work” done to her face. Personally, I thought Ali had gotten some lip injections (which weren’t permanent), and she had gotten her breast implants taken out. Anyway, Ali is officially a “model” now – she scored her first magazine cover with Fault Mag, and now she’s the cover girl for Page Six Magazine. Page Six had an early excerpt of Ali’s interview:

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Aliana, at 17, is growing up fast. Tall and with sunken cheekbones, Aliana (she’s ditched her childhood nickname Ali) has a contract with Next Model Management. Aliana appears on the cover of Page Six Magazine, inside the New York Post tomorrow.

Recently two different photos of her were juxtaposed, fueling online rumors of dramatic weight loss and even surgical procedures. Aliana, who explains her new look as a growth spurt, says, “I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. . . . It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”

Aliana is keen to find her own way in the modelling world. Cindy Crawford is her role model, she says, “for having branded her name really well.”

But despite seeking out her own path, Aliana is very close to her family. Of Lindsay she says, “You can’t trust anyone so we talk to each other about everything. . . . I admire how strong she is.”

Aliana insists she is the opposite of a wild child, she doesn’t drink or smoke, and, “I just say no [to drugs]. I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from…I’ve seen people do it to her and I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no’. That’s why Lindsay and me are so close, because we’re able to talk about those things together.”

[From Page Six]

I’m reminded of that Plum Miami Magazine interview (the infamous one where Linnocent crack-screeched, “Move that cone, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”) where the writer said that Ali was often the designated “adult” in Linnocent’s nightly crack shenanigans. I actually believe that Ali is probably “the sober one” in her family – I believe that she’s had to grow up really fast with her parents and her sister being the catastrophic messes that they are. As for the “legality” of Ali’s plastic surgery – it’s kind of sweet that she thinks we have a high opinion of Dina. We know Dina – we know Dina would sign anything to pimp out her kids.

Photos courtesy of Fame, Fault Mag.

Yesterday, I noted that in photos from the past week, Ali Lohan was no longer looking as jacked as she was during NY Fashion Week. I was surprised by how little you bitches cared. Don’t you want to SAVE ALI? Please? She’s only 17 years old. She’s spent the last seven years watching (court-side) as her older sister deteriorates into a crack-addled mess. She’s barely educated, and her mother and sister have only encouraged her to seek FAME at all costs. It’s truly a wonder she’s still alive. Pay attention!

Anyway, these are new photos of Ali. I know! In some of the pics, you can’t even tell. She just got her first magazine cover – she’s the cover girl for the winter issue of Fault Magazine, a magazine I’ve never heard of. It’s probably one of those “Lovecat Magazine” deals.

She’s come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn’t appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin. Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing a contract with NEXT Model Management in August.

The teenager is reasonably covered up in most of her Fault photographs, clad in a variety of figure-concealing pieces. She is shot in black and white for the winter 2011 issue, which will become available this November.

The pictures belie a maturity far beyond Ali’s tender years; with her black bob, heavy brows and strongly applied makeup, she looks at least ten years older.

It has been suggested that her new look is the result of plastic surgery, though her sister has defended her against criticism.

‘I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!’ Lindsay Lohan tweeted recently. She denied rumors that Ali had work done on her face, after a plastic surgeon offered his opinion that her new look was the result of botox and fillers, and is vehement that her 5 foot 8 sibling isn’t underweight.

The NEXT agency has also denied the reports. Alexis Bores, the agency director of the modelling firm, told E! News: ‘Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.’

[From The Mail]

“We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.” Not is Mother Crackhead has anything to say about it. Also, I know it’s totally wrong to talk about a 17-year-old’s rack, but seriously, Ali used to have breast implants and now she doesn’t. That speaks volumes (to me) about Dina Lohan’s parenting. First, she let her teenage daughter get implants at God knows what age (15? 16?), and then Dina let Ali take out the implants to get work as a “model.”

One last thing – it’s interesting that this photo shoot came out on the day that Linnocent’s probation was revoked. It’s like Dina employs a “one in, one out” philosophy to child-rearing/pimping. Linnocent is all used up, so Ali’s time has come.

Photos courtesy of Fault, via The Mail.

Back in September, during New York Fashion Week, Ali Lohan stepped outside and got pap’d. The paparazzi photos caused a massive stir – Ali looked drastically different. Go here to see those photos. Many of us thought that Ali had gotten some major face work done – a nose job (which she had done months ago), lip injections, and something done to her cheeks. Plus, she had lost a drastic amount of weight. After the photos caused a Crackie Code Red, Linnocent ran to various media outlets to deny that Ali had been worked on, and Ali’s new modeling agency (because she’s a working model now, except that she hasn’t booked any jobs to my knowledge) also issued a denial about Ali’s plastic surgery.

After that, it’s like Ali went into hiding for more than a month. But now that Linnocent needs to look good for the court (I guess?), so LL has been trotting out her little sister for some pap sessions. Ali was spotted in LA over the weekend, shopping with her sister, and then yesterday, Ali was seen entering Linnocent’s Venice Beach condo.

So what changes has Ali gone through lately? Her face is looking much better, I think. Whatever they were injecting into her cheeks has either settled or worked its way out. Her lips don’t look as jacked anymore. And she’s put on a little bit of weight since early September – she still looks very thin, but not as scary-skinny as before. Hopefully, Lindsay and Dina realized that whatever they had encouraged Ali to do was a bad call, and they’ve pulled back. Of course, I am talking about the Lohan family, so this is all probably just a precursor to something even worse.

I’m expecting Ali today, at Linnocent’s court appearance. I mean, it’s not like Ali has school or work or anything. Sigh… poor Ali.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Wednesday evening, the internet busted something when Ali Lohan stepped outside with what seemed like a new face. CB discussed it yesterday, and if you’d like to see the photos of Ali’s jacked-to-hell face, go here. My guess? Ali had a nose job (but that happened months ago), she has lip injections (that’s recent), and she’s lost a great deal of weight. There’s something going on with her cheeks and cheekbones that I can’t quite put my finger on. I know some of you will say that she just lost weight – she has lost a lot of weight, you’re right. But it feels like there’s something else going on with her cheeks. Go here to see my take on the evolution of Ali’s face, which I did when Ali scored her “modeling contract”. Oh, I also think she got her implants taken out? That might be smart if she’s serious about becoming a professional runway and editorial model – smaller boobs work better for those jobs.

Anyway, our eyes pretty much confirm that Ali’s face has been worked on, but that isn’t stopped the Delusional Crack Denial Brigade. Linnocent ran to Gossip Cop and E! News (to give “EXCLUSIVE” crackie statements) to deny that a surgeon’s knife has ever touched Ali’s little face. Linnocent tells Gossip Cop, “No way! Never!” Linnocent told E! News:

“She has never,” Lindsay tells E! News exclusively regarding all the talk that Ali must have turned to plastic surgery to achieve her so-called “new” look.

However, it’s still hard to argue that Ali hasn’t done something to alter her appearance in such a dramatic fashion within just the span of a couple of years (and we don’t mean removing those blue contact lenses). So, if not a nip/tuck, then what?

Well, a source close to the family tells us that “Ali just lost a lot of weight.”

[From E! News]

Crackie Von Crack Liar. Don’t you love that Linnocent gave her ZOMG exclusive!! to both E! News and Gossip Cop, and the “statement” managed to to sound like something she muttered in between lines. So much for her crack thesaurus.

Meanwhile, a spokesperson at Ali Lohan’s new modeling agency was sent out by Mother Crackhead to deny the plastic surgery reports:

Ali Lohan managed to steal the spotlight from her older sister Lindsay this week — without saying a word. In a photo taken Tuesday, the 17-year-old model emerged in Beverly Hills looking drastically different: with fuller lips and a much more angular face.

So what happened to Lindsay’s kid sis?

“Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery,” Alexis Borges, the agency director at Next Model Management, which represents Ali, told E! News.

“As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.”

Lindsay Lohan also weighed in on the speculation, telling E! her sibling “has never” had surgery.

Still, not everyone is convinced.

Prominent NYC plastic surgeon Dr. Jon Turk, who has not consulted or worked with Lohan, told Us Weekly about what the teen might have had done.

“The most striking changes are the nose and chin,” Turk said of the shocking pic. “It appears that she has had a rhinoplasty and chin implant, giving her a narrower and more defined nose as well as a stronger jawline.”

Turk added: “There is also evidence of cheek augmentation, either with implants or fillers. The brow has been elevated either surgically or with Botox.”

[From Us Weekly]

I’m not sure about the chin and brow stuff, but the theory about her cheeks is interesting. If you get fillers along your cheekbone, will you achieve that “sharp” look to your face? I thought fillers made your face look slightly puffy, “filled out”. Ali’s cheeks look like they’re about to stab someone.

Photos of Ali earlier this year, and in 2010 and 2009, courtesy of Fame, WENN.

I cannot even begin to describe the wave of sympathy I feel for Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Aliana, also known as “Ali”. Ali is 17 now – 17 going on 47. She’s lived a hard 17 years, what with her violent, sociopath father and her insane, famewhore, pimp of a mother. Not to mention all of the crap with Lindsay, all of which Ali has had front-row seats for everything. Every crack binge until 5 a.m., every court date, every jail sentence, every rehab stint, every inch of entitlement and douchebaggery that comes with Being Linnocent, Ali has been there. Because Mother Crackhead is a horrible goddamn mother and she only cares about her children as far as she can sell them, so Dina just lets Lindsay try her hand at “raising” Ali. There is absolutely no way that you could put a young girl into that situation and produce a functioning, intelligent, responsible adult.

So, poor Ali. And now that she’s at the ripe old age of 17, Linnocent and Mother Crackhead have pushed Ali out into the world so that she too can earn her keep. So Ali has just signed with a model management outfit. The good news? This management agency isn’t being run out of some sketchy dude’s basement. The bad news? I think Ali got a ton of plastic surgery so she could “model”.

Aliana Lohan has signed a multi-year modeling contract with NEXT Model Management, JustJared.com can exclusively reveal.

“We are very excited to be representing Aliana Lohan,” NEXT Los Angeles Director Alexis Borges tells JJ of the 17-year-old beauty. “She represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer’s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.”

We can’t wait to see what kind of modeling gigs Aliana books! NEXT has represented the likes of Miranda Kerr, Milla Jovovich, Emma Heming, and Jaime King.

Last year, Aliana modeled the Spring/Summer 2011 collection of big sis Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 fashion line.

[From Just Jared]

“Chameleon-like beauty” = new face. I included some vintage photos of Ali from 2008/09 below, pre-nose job and pre-boob job. Her nose was quite large before, but I kind of liked it. I guess I should compliment her for not chopping it all off and getting a pert little nose that wouldn’t have fit her face. It looks like they just slimmed her nose and took off the “bulb” at the end.

I’m searching for a bright side to this. Er…let’s see…well, Ali might pull in some money now. Of course Dina will take her cut, and then some probably. And Linnocent will probably want a “finder’s fee” too. As for Ali being a professional model now, I actually don’t hate the idea of calling her a “model”. I’ve always thought Ali was very striking, and I could totally see her “look” fitting in with what’s popular now.

Ali in 2008:

Ali in 2009:

Ali currently:

Photos courtesy of 6126 ads, WENN & Fame.

Here are some new photos of Miley Cyrus’s mom Tish and Miley’s 10-year-old sister Noah out and about in Hollywood yesterday. Actually, WENN notes that Tish is bringing Noah to an audition for The Wizards of Waverly Place. Is this how children dress for auditions? Did Noah borrow her big sister’s biker boots and Tish arranged for Noah to wear a little mini-dress? Of course, this is WAY more covered up than Noah usually is. Remember her Halloween costume last year (she was some kind of dominatrix, I believe)? Of how about her little outfit she wore backstage at one of Miley’s shows, when Noah performed Akon’s “Smack That” to a crowd of adults? Yeah. The Cyrus family wouldn’t know “appropriate” if it beat them with a mullet. Also – this is kind of a random outing for a paparazzi to catch – is Tish calling the paps?

I consistently get the feeling that Noah is to the Cyrus family what Ali Lohan is to the Lohan family. Ali = Noah, right? They are younger sisters of successful older sisters, and both Ali and Noah seem to want to emulate their big sisters’ fame, but not necessarily their career success. Maybe I’m not giving Noah a chance though – she could be as much of a workhorse as Miley – Miley has spent her teenage years working her ass off and supporting her family, and maybe that’s what Noah wants too. But I still think that Tish and The Mullet need their heads examined – any comparison between the Cyruses and the Lohans should be cause for extreme alarm, and Tish and Billy Ray just sit back and do nothing. Nothing but allow their 10-year-old daughter to promote her own lingerie line, that is.

One more thing – Noah is still on Twitter. Last year, CB called out Tish and Billy Ray for allowing Noah so much free access to Twitter, and for letting her post all of those odd Twit-pics that must be Exhibit A-Z in some pedobear’s trial. Anyway, apparently Noah was tweeting away her heartbreak when she learned that Justin Bieber had a girlfriend. She tweeted: “u dont know who u r but u also dont know u broke my heart and millions of others.” Ugh.

She certainly knows where the camera is at all times, doesn’t she? She’s very aware of it. Just wait.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I guess it was just a matter of time before Ali Lohan got gussied up and put on her best vacant stare to help move some of Lindsay’s knock off clothing. She’s all of 16 now and needs to do her part to bring in money for her mom’s plastic surgery now that Lindsay is broke and about to be re-incarcerated. A lot of models are in their teens and these images probably aren’t more provocative than what we see in fashion magazines and ads. Still, it’s disturbing to see Ali posed like she’s much older, and like she’s fallen down drunk (like her sister) and can’t get up.

US Weekly pointed me to these ads for Lindsay’s clothing line 6126, featuring Ali. Then I found these other photos of Ali in her sister’s clothing which came out this spring when she was all of 15. I was sneaking into clubs at 15, but at least I had a mom and dad who were trying to keep me on the straight and narrow. (They succeeded for the most part.) Ali has a mom who will buy her a drink and a dad who will tape her phone calls hoping for something good to sell to Radar Online. I hope she has more sense and more humility than her sister. Signs seem to be pointing to “yes” so far, although it doesn’t take much to top Lindsay in either department.

You can buy Lindsay’s overpriced 6126 clothing on Singer22.com, where some of these images are from.

Just a little Lindsay Lohan and Lohan family news, just for kicks. It’s funny to me that we still have daily (sometimes twice-daily) stories about Lindsay and the Family Lohan even now that Lindsay is theoretically out of the public eye. She did so many photo shoots before she went to jail, and we haven’t even seen the end of them – after all, she’s going to be Vanity Fair’s October cover girl, right? Plus, the Lohan Family is to crack shenanigans what Nicole Kidman is to Botox. They need each other. They feed off of each other. They are entwined lovers.

Anyway, Lindsay can’t have regular visitors at her UCLA rehab, she can only see her family. Is this some kind of crackhead lockdown, or is this standard operating procedure for court-ordered rehab?

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan has a very strict guest list at UCLA rehab — in fact, the only people allowed to visit her while she’s inside the facility are blood relatives … but that all changes in a few weeks.

Multiple sources close to Lindsay tell us the actresses friends have been told that LiLo is on a program which prohibits LiLo from receiving visits from non-relatives … until she’s completed the first 30 days of her 90 day stint.

We’re also told Lindsay has to personally approve each visitor before they’re allowed inside. Lindsay’s mom Dina and sister Ali have already dropped by multiple times since the actress began treatment.

[From TMZ]

Eh. The only thing I really, really want to know about Lindsay’s rehab is if she’s detoxing from everything, including her prescriptions. I think that if Judge Revel got her way, Lindsay is off the painkillers and opiates completely, and I’m sure that it’s a f-cking mess. “It” being Lindsay, of course.

One more story – you know how just before Lindsay went to jail, she hired back her poor assistant Eleonore? Well, she’s is still being employed, it seems, and according to TMZ, Poor Eleonore is now “assisting” Dina and Ali:

There is actually a job more insane than being Lindsay Lohan’s assistant — tending to the needs of her mom and sister!

Sources close to Eleonore, Lindsay’s long-suffering assistant, tell TMZ she is “miserable,” “super-stressed” and “incredibly worn out” these days — which is strange because Lindsay has been “away” for nearly a month.

But now she has to do Dina and Ali Lohan’s bidding. We’re told Dina “goes on about nothing for days,” constantly rambling about potential business deals. One such “deal” centers around a storage unit Lindsay has with her old clothes and other belongings that don’t fit in her apartment. According to our sources, Dina thinks there’s money to be made off the stuff with a Lohan garage sale.

Throw 16-year-old Ali in the mix and now Eleonore’s got double the errands, pick ups, drop offs, etc … and suddenly someone’s counting down to Lindsay’s release.

82 days to go, Eleonore.

[From TMZ]

In the brief time that Eleonore wasn’t being employed by anyone named Lohan, she was fielding offers from several tabloids for a tell-all on what Lindsay was really like. The offers were reaching the mid-to-high five figures, and I personally thought Eleonore could have gotten more if she really was interested in selling her story. But she went back, unfortunately for her. Maybe she’s working on a book? That might be awesome. Also: I love this portrait of Dina. Can’t you see it? A completely orange Dina just rambling about how awesome it would be to sell everything that Lindsay ever touched… I can see the dollar signs in Dina’s eyes right now. It’s like Dina just can’t wait until Lindsay is dead, just because then the money will really be rolling in.

Dina and Ali on July 29, 2010, and on November 24, 2009. Credit: WENN.