Paying attention to Britney Spears is like rubbernecking. You have to try really, really hard not to do it, and everyone does it even though it slows us all down.

Britney is supposedly three months pregnant and is planning to leave Kevin to raise the baby “alone.” Here is a thrilling video of the family walking down the street. According to Marie, who puts up all of the best paparazzi photos on the JJB board, the two are staying in separate hotels on the island of Maui.

In these latest photos, Britney sucks in her stomach while shopping and Kevin sucks on a phallic ice cream treat while “filming a video.”

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Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra have spent a lot of time apart recently, and Navarro has been partying while his wife is away. People are speculating that their marriage is in trouble:

Navarro and Electra’s upcoming schedules are full, making it difficult for the two to spend enough time together to rekindle their romance.

Marriage is work, and we hope that Navarro and Electra will put in the time and effort it takes to stay together.

Despite recent denials by Britney’s publicist, there is no hiding her baby bump in these bikini pictures from yesterday. Star reports that Britney is definitely pregnant and is dumping Kevin. While we’d rather see her single than with Kevin, they still seem to be together. Photos from the last few days show them in Hawaii holding hands and going for a walk with the baby.

The woman with Britney in these photographs seems to be the one seen with Kevin on the hotel balconey earlier.

Update: The National Ledger has highlights from the Star article, which claims that Britney is three months pregnant and wants a trial separation.

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Star is set to report that Jessica Simpson has been dumped by current flame Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine – via text message!

Although some say Simpson’s link with Jude Law was just a case of someone mistaking him for the less famous Levine, Star reports that now that Jessica is free again, things are heating up between the two:

It’s heartless to use a text message to tell someone you need space. It doesn’t matter how hot you are, if a guy is a commitment-phobe he’s going to bolt.

Uma Thurman and her boyfriend, hotelier Andre Balazs, have split up after a nearly two-year romance. Balazs runs a hotel empire including celebrity hangouts such as the Mercer in New York and the Chateau Marmont and Standard hotel on LA’s Sunset Strip.

Thurman and Balazs have been dating since 2004. The two purchased a mansion together in Hyde Park, NY in November of 2004, and also shared a loft apartment in SoHo near the Mercer Hotel. Most recently, they spent their Christmas holidays in the French Caribbean.

Thurman may have put off splitting up as long as possible. She seems to feel lost without a partner, and compared being alone to losing a part of herself:

At the 2/26 release party for a pop psychology book, Thurman also admitted that she was what the author categorized as a “Denial” type, and that she prefers to pretend things are fine in a crisis.

The two were photographed on February 22 (shown above) sharing a kiss that was clearly one-sided.

One of my high school friends lived on a farm. In the early 90s I stopped by to smoke some cloves with her, and was amazed to see her little pit bull running around with a dead chicken hanging from its neck. The dog had killed the chicken, you see, and had the dead animal attached to it as punishment.

Sienna Miller wore the same leather dog collar on different dresses both before and after the Oscars. Our theory is that she feels guilty for not being able to care for the dogs she recently returned to her ex, Jude Law, and is wearing the collar as a reminder.

Another picture emerged today of Nicole Richie with ex-boyfriend DJ AM. The two were spotted holding hands as they left Beverly Hills restaurant La Scala. [via]

This is the second recent picture of the two together. They were seen holding hands after a dinner date just last week.

The two confirmed their split on December 7, 2005. According to The Bastardley, AM broke up with Richie after a ten-month engagement because she was too skinny and reminded him of an adolescent.

Reports are surfacing that Britney was enraged after being tipped off about photos of Kevin with his arm around French “actress” Sandy Lakdar, aka DIE2DIE. She supposedly kicked him out – yes again:

The dates seem a bit sketchy, considering that she was just in New Orleans with Kevin. It’s possible that she kicked him out afterward.

For her part, Lakdar says that she just met Kevin that day, so of course nothing could have happened:

This argument is weak, given how intimate the two looked. Whether she’s telling the truth or not, the pictures are damning. If she only met him that day, then she might not have screwed him but it’s still wrong for him to treat her like an old friend. When I first saw the pictures, I even thought the two might be related. Please let it be true that Britney kicked him out, and let’s hope she’s not really pregnant again. (Or at least that it’s not K-Fed’s.)

New details about Eddie Murphy’s past may come out in the divorce proceedings with his wife of 13 years, Nicole. Page 6 speculates that she may fight the prenup, citing Murphy’s infidelity with various street trannies.

In 1997, Murphy was caught by West Hollywood police with a transvestite hooker in his car. He told his wife that he “stopped to help a person crying.” Several other hookers sold tales of Murphy’s solicitation to the tabloids, and all of them were convinced to recant, with one exception:

Atisone Suiuli was the tranny found in Murphy’s car in 1997. After being caught by police, she had proof that she was with Murphy and wouldn’t change her story. How convenient for him that she died soon afterwards.

Media Take Out claims to have the exclusive story that Nick Lachey fudged his separation date to get his hands on the additional million Jessica made in the interim:

You have to give the guy credit for trying, though. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve the money for putting up with Jessica.