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Jul 23
'07
Faith Hill Loses 20 Years

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Jezebel.com

I know airbrushing is a standard practice for magazine covers, and certainly we all can use a little help with our close ups! But I sometimes think we’ve gone too far. Half the time I can’t tell one blonde from another on the cover of Cosmopolitan, needing to look for the person’s name to identify them.

Faith Hill just did a cover shoot for Redbook, and looked fabulous. Tanned, blonde and healthy at 39. Then they airbrushed her, and she kind of turned into a Stepford Wife. I know all cover shots are airbrushed, but have we gone too far? Really, Faith was guilty of nothing more than looking ten years younger than her real age. Now she looks virtually unrecognisale.

The pictures have come about as the result of Gawker blog Jezebel offering a $10,000 prize to the person who could supply before-and-after airbrushing shots. Jezebel editor gives us the details on the airbrushing.

Jezebel editor Anna Holmes said that the site had received between five and 10 submissions, and that the Faith Hill shot had been chosen based on the fact that much of her body was both visible and radically altered. “Part of me was hoping for a Vogue cover,” Holmes admitted. Barring that, the contest “wasn’t about [Hill], it was about how magazines retouch women to make women look at times unrecognizable. The original photo — when I saw it I broke out into a big grin, not because I was having a gotcha moment, but because I said, ‘Here’s a woman who looks like a real woman.’” Holmes said the site was aware of the identity of the photo leaker but declined to discuss the “myriad” ways that Jezebel they had acquired the photos.

WWD.com

Actually, I think Faith Hill looks a little like Jessica Simpson on the cover.

Thanks to Jezebel.com for the photo header.

Posted in Faith Hill, Magazines, Photos

Written by Helen         See post for comments
Oct 9
'06
Jessica Simpson and Faith Hill: separated at birth


When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson out with her dog and bodyguard after an MTV Total Request Live appearance, I was struck by how much she looks like Faith Hill with her hair like that. She could do a lot worse than to look like the gorgeous country singer.

The way Jessica is kissing and cuddling this dog it looks like she’s ready for motherhood. It’s a cute puppy and that’s sweet that she’s bringing it around with her. I can’t say anything nice about her ugly shit-brown boots so I’ll quit describing them in such unflattering terms.

“Employee of the Month” is a boring, trite film by almost every critic’s estimation. It came in fourth at the box office, pulling in $11.8 million in its opening weekend. That’s not a great take, but seems to be decent considering that it only cost $12 million to make.

Pictures were taken on 10/4 and are from Lime-light.

(I’m not tagging the header image and I actually came up with this, so link back if you want to use it.)

Posted in Faith Hill, Jessica Simpson, Photos, Separated at birth

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