Lamar Odom is one of the bigger stars of the LA Lakers, correct? I don’t really know because I don’t follow any kind of sports activities, but I seem to remember that Lamar won an MVP at some point? Anyway, a few days ago, the Lakers’ management seemed to be trying to trade Lamar to any team that would take him. The rumor at first was that Lamar was going to the New Orleans Hornets, then that trade fell by the wayside, and then the Houston Rockets, but that fell away too, and now it’s looking like Lamar was traded to the Dallas Mavericks. Khloe and Lamar Take Dallas? Is it krazy that I think Khloe – and the whole Kardashian Klan – would do very well in Texas?

Khloe and Lamar are ready to mess with Texas. After a dramatic several days, basketball star Lamar Odom has been traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks, the LA Times’ Lakers Blog confirmed late Saturday.

Odom, 32, was initially set to be traded to the New Orleans Hornets as part of a nixed exchange of players between the Lakers, Hornets and the Houston Rockets.

Right now, it’s unclear exactly why Odom was ousted from the Lakers — sports blogs speculate that managers may have wanted to “dump” his costly $17 million salary and/or create opportunities to recruit other star players to the team.

Odom — who had skipped Lakers practice before the Dallas deal was announced — has remained quiet about the news, but his wife Khloe Kardashian took to Twitter late to grapple with their impending move to Texas.

“‘For I know the plans I have for u,’ declares the LORD, ‘plans to prosper u and not to harm u, plans to give u hope and a future.’ Jeremiah,” she wrote philosophically.

But the reality star, 27, also fought back against theories that her own celebrity somehow inspired the trade. “I am curious as to how I am the cause for any trade? LOL Some people just say anything behind their computer screens.”

“We are all sad,” she admitted to a follower, “but positive energy gets you farther then negative.”

She stayed optimistic about her move to the Lone Star state. “I am sure I will love it but I am a tad thrown off…I know for a fact blessings are everywhere!!! Everything happens for a reason. God is great.”

[From Us Weekly]

From what I know about Texas cities, I think Lamar and Khloe probably would have enjoyed Houston more? Austin would have been the preferred city, then Houston, and then maybe Dallas. Dallas – from my limited knowledge – is very old-money and oil-baron friendly? Or is that just the stereotype I have? You know who lives in Dallas now? George W. Bush. That’s where he and Laura have retired. Khloe and Lamar Take Bush Country? Still, I think Khloe would probably enjoy it if she gave the city a chance.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Poor Khloe Not-Kardashian. Not only is her alleged soap-opera paternity drama still openly discussed, but Khloe also has to deal with the humiliation of having Kim Kardashian for a sister. Kim sucks the life out of every conversation, and in case Kim doesn’t get to it, Kourtney will totally sit there and be tedious and boring too. Sidenote: Kim is morphing into Kourtney, right? That’s the product of all of Kim’s Botox and surgeries – she looks so much like Kourtney now. Anyway, back to Khloe. I like Khloe. I wish she wasn’t a Kardashian by name, that’s how much I like Khloe. She’s the smart one, the funny one, the one who doesn’t know how to dress for her body (scratch that – none of them know how to dress). And in the midst of Kim’s divorce drama and Kourtney’s baby drama, Khloe got her own tabloid cover this week. But it’s sad gossip, because the story is just about how Khloe can’t get pregnant. I feel for her.

Her sister Kourtney last week announced she is expecting her second baby with boyfriend Scott Disick. But although Khloe Kardashian has made no secret of her desire to start a family, there has been no baby joy so far in her two year marriage to basketball player Lamar Odom. And now, in a bid for that longed-for baby, Khloe has started preparing for in-vitro fertilisation treatment, according to magazine reports.

‘She is desperate for a baby with Lamar and will do whatever it takes,’ a friend of the couple tells Us Weekly magazine. ‘They have faith the IVF will work.’

Khloe, who looked ultra-glamorous as she stepped out in Los Angeles yesterday, is reported to have had several consultations about IVF treatment and is taking pre-natal vitamins. IVF costs around $10,000 to $15,000 per treatment.

A source close to the couple told the publication that Khloe and 32-year-old Lamar ‘have been trying everything to get pregnant but nothing works.’

And the news that Kourtney is expecting a brother or sister to son Mason, only highlighted the fact that Khloe is not yet pregnant herself.

‘She’s thrilled for Kourtney, but she’s really sensitive,’ another source said. ‘And it’s hard to see your sister get something you want so badly.’

The star is feeling under pressure to become pregnant. She told the magazine in the spring: ‘People keep saying “Why aren’t you pregnant yet?’ That’s what scares me, when people are like, “Did you go to the doctor? Do you know if everything’s working?” It’s nerve-racking. Sometimes I feel like I’m letting everyone down.’

The reality star is also stepmother to Lamar’s children from a previous relationship – 13-year-old Destiny and Lamar Jr, 10. Although the sports star’s children live in New York, Khloe has a good relationship with them and keeps in touch via Twitter.

She also ‘loves being an aunt’ to nephew Mason, two, and is often spotted carrying the youngster while filming the family’s many reality shows. The Kardashian and Jenner family have also lent their support to Khloe, with little sisters Kendall and Kylie also hoping for a niece of nephew.

‘They always say “You’ve got to have a baby. It’ll be so cute and tall, and we’ll babysit,” Khloe told Us. I’m like “You’ve got to get off my back.”‘

Even family matriarch Kris Jenner has had words of reassurance for her third daughter, despite once calling her daughters ‘stingy’ for not providing more grandchildren.

‘Maybe she thought I was having a bad day,’ Khloe recalled. ‘But she starts telling me that when she and Bruce first met, they were trying to have kids and it took her five years to get pregnant with Kendall. She was just like ‘With certain people, it just takes a minute.’

However, when or if Khloe and Lamar do have children, the star won’t be carrying on her mother’s tradition of names beginning with ‘K’. ‘I definitely want some L names,’ she admits.

A representative for Khloe Kardashian did not immediately respond when contacted by Mail Online for comment..

[From The Mail]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Khloe was doing in vitro already, or maybe even some kind of hormone treatment. She seems to have gained some weight over the past six months, and that could be one of the reasons. Not that it’s any of my business, I guess, but Khloe has always been so open in discussing everything… I just feel for her. I hope she’s able to conceive, because I do think she wants it so badly.

Photos courtesy of WENN, cover from Jezebel.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian cover the January issue of Glamour Magazine – these are some shots from the cover shoot. They made Kim look less cat-like and they made Khloe look like a shaved wildebeest. And I’m not saying that to be harsh to Khloe – she’s my favorite, after all – but stylists should know by now that Khloe needs to be styled in a completely different way than her sisters. Anyway, the interview excerpts are predictably absurd. Kim dominates the conversation, playing the hyper-drama queen/victim:

Kim Kardashian: …I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic.
Glamour: What do you mean by that?
Kim Kardashian: It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.
Khloé Kardashian: I love Kim’s belief in love and the fact that she feels so strongly about it. She has that dream every girl has.
Kim Kardashian: Well, I don’t think I have it right now.
Khloé Kardashian: Which is fine, but I’m your sister and I know why you don’t have it right now. But I know you will get it again.
Kim Kardashian: I hope I do. But by then I hope maybe I’m a little bit more realistic.

Glamour: Realistic about what?
Kim Kardashian: The fact that what I want isn’t possible.
Khloé Kardashian: What, a guy on a white horse coming to get you? That doesn’t happen!
Kim Kardashian: I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.
Khloé Kardashian: But Mom and Dad got a divorce, and she met Bruce. And you were a child; you don’t know what Mom and Dad had. As an outsider looking in, it probably looked like paradise.
Kim Kardashian: At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.
Khloé Kardashian: Oh my God. Don’t be dramatic all of a sudden!
Kim Kardashian: That’s how I feel. Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that’s OK.

[From Glamour via Hollywood Gossip]

Jesus, Kim acts like she was married for a decade to the world’s most eligible man and it all fell apart and people are just DEVASTATED. When really she is just the architect of her own relationship failures and she prioritizes fame and money above romance and love. Also – I love how pragmatic Khloe is. She’s still my favorite.

Page Six also points out that Kim’s marriage/divorce drama has boosted the ratings for Kourtney and Kim Take New York – the show “drew 3.2 million viewers in its second-season debut Sunday, up 6 percent from the first-season premiere.” Sources tells Page Six that Kim “can’t bear watching the footage of her and Kris fighting… It is very hard for her to watch. It forces her to relive what went wrong in her marriage.” Kim and Kris Humphries are still not talking – “They are only communicating through lawyers. They won’t become friends, but they are not enemies.” And Kris Humphries believes the show has been edited to make him look like a monster – “It is completely staged. He went from being sweet and playful to verbally abusive and mean-spirited. It is no coincidence that Kris Jenner is an executive producer. They are doing this to save Kim’s career.” An E! rep told Page Six: “Completely false.”

Glamour photos courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net.

Among all the latest Kardashian stories there’s been one major theme, and that is that the general public, not just the heavy gossip consumers like us, are sick of these bitches, particularly Kim, and are ready to see them go away permanently. We’ve all been saying this for some time, but it took a while for the tide to turn and it really has. Last night’s Entertainment Tonight asked if the Kardashian empire was crumbling, and it definitely seems to be. There are several petitions to take their shows off their air, the most active of which has over 100,000 signatures and an accompanying website, BoycottKim.com. The website is an amusing parody and brief commentary on the Karadashians, although the brands to boycott section is incomplete. That’s probably because it’s nearly impossible to keep up with all the crap these people have slapped their name on.

Well advertisers are worried and wary of the Kardashians, according to ET, as is E!’s parent company, Comcast. ET claimed last night that they had a source that confirmed that “Comcast is concerned about the Kardashian franchise.” A journalist for Hollywood Reporter, Leslie Bruce, really summed things up during ET’s segment. She said “The Kardashian brand relies solely on it’s authenticity, and viewers really believing that they have a window into their life. Without that really what do the Kardashians have?”

What’s more is that the Kardashian sisters have a new book out called Dollhouse. It’s very thinly veiled fiction about their lives, with three sisters called Kamille, Kassidy, and Kyle who live in L.A. with their controlling mom and her new husband, a former professional baseball player. Their rich dad died a few years prior and now they’re hustling to keep up their luxurious lifestyle. The existence of this book just brings home how fake this family is and how much krap they’re trying to sell us without possessing any talent or a intelligence.

If you do a google news search on Kardashian, all the top results are about the petition to take them off their air. There’s also news that Kim ditched her best friend, Brittny Gastineau, shortly after she got married. Brittny’s mom told Radar that Brittny was concerned about Kim jumping into her marriage with Kris Humphries too fast. After Kim got married, she shut Brittny out. She also seems to have shut her husband out, and to have simultaneously slammed the door on all the easy money she was making. Narcissists aren’t very good at maintaining relationships after all.

Here are Kourtney and Khloe promoting their new book in New Jersey yesterday. Look at how orange Kourtney’s face is! And her pantsuit is ridiculous. Kim was a no show.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

These are some new photos of Khloe Kardashian at last night’s Hollywood Style Awards. To go to a style event dressed like a goth princess? Ugh. And I like black! A lot. But this much black screams “I’m in 11th grade, I love candles and I’m totally Wiccan.” It’s not flattering on Khloe’s statuesque frame.

I know we do a lot of bitching about the Kardashians around here, but Khloe is consistently my favorite. CB just gave me a really great idea for why I like her so much – Khloe might not even really be a “Kardashian”. You see, as Khloe’s mom Kris Jenner promotes her new book, Kris is talking about the affair she had when she was 30 years old, 26 years ago. Now, Khloe is 27. Could it be that Kris is admitting the affair but fudging the dates? You have to admit – Khloe doesn’t really look like her sisters. And she’s taller and she has a completely different kind of body type. So, what happened there?

In her memoir Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian which has just been released, Kris Jenner admits that it was an affair on her part that led to a divorce from Robert Kardashian, father of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

Jenner wrote: “His name was Ryan, and he was a producer.”

Jenner was 30, she said, when she cheated on her ex-husband and the father of three of her daughters. “I don’t know why I was having a mid-life crisis at 30, but I was.” Kris (short for Kristen) had been with Rob Kardashian since she was 18.

In an effort to explain why she had an affair, Jenner said, “[I was] probably just really naive and stupid and restless and didn’t realize that marriage has its ups and downs.”

In the end, life went on for Kris who later married Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner, who she also shares children (Kendall, Kylie and Brody) with. For those who look on the bright side of things, if Kris Jenner had not had the affair, she and Robert might not have divorced and Kendall, Kylie and Brody might not have ever been born.

Even so, Kris Jenner told Jay Leno, “It’s probably the biggest regret of my life that I ended up having an affair. Someone once told me that it’s like a roller-coaster, just ride it out. But I wasn’t really old enough to hear those words.”

[From Gather Celebs]

It sounds like Kris is only admitting the part of the affair in which she got caught – she says that Robert Kardashian was having her followed by a private detective, and after Robert found out about the affair, he divorced her. I wonder what made Robert suspicious? Maybe he wondered about Khloe’s paternity as well?

Another reason to like Khloe most of all: according to the tabloids, she now kind of hates her sister Kim and their mother:

The Kardashians are about to hold a “series of crisis meetings,” over Kim Kardashian‘s choice to file for divorce on Oct. 31 after just 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphries, says a new report from In Touch magazine.

“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider tells In Touch magazine.

“Encouraged by her mom, Kris, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality.”

A source reveals that Khloe is “seething” over Kim’s actions — and while in Australia, the sisters got into a battle in a bathroom.

“Khloe was mad because Kim was trying to look sad [about her divorce],” describes onlooker Hannah Smith. “She was telling Kim that people would see right through it, and Kim was only making things worse.” Kim and Khloe got so nasty to each other that they were “swearing at each other.” Kim stormed out of the room after getting totally worked up.

Then at the airport when Kim, Khloe and Lamar were heading home from Australia, Khloe and Lamar ignored Kim as she tried to wheel her luggage. “It was as if they didn’t even know her,” notes a witness.

[From Hollywood Life]

Hahaha. Khloe ignoring Kim? Khloe yelling at her mom? Excellent progress. Khloe now needs to drop the “Kardashian” from her name. Maybe she should just take her husband’s name? Khloe Odom. That’s not bad.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

We’ve been covering a lot of Kat-face Kardashian lately, and ignoring the other Kardashian/Jenner ladies. To be fair, I hate even discussing the Jenner girls because they’re so young and I dislike how they’re being pushed into the public sphere. But Kourtney and Khloe have purposefully taken more of a backseat lately, I think because of Kim’s wedding and her subsequent post-nuptial catastrophe (wherein Kim and Kris Humphries realize that they don’t even like each other). So… here’s a story about all three of the Kardashian girls. They did a radio interview with xoJane that got slightly raunchy and completely gross. It involved which of their men was/is well-endowed, bromances and who doesn’t wear underwear (hint: he’s a serial killer).

Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
Kourtney: Like — did they ever hook up?
Khloe: Only on Wednesdays.
Kim: I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I always say that.
Kourtney: They’re, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
Kim: They love to kiss.
Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I don’t know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, don’t talk to him. So maybe they’re all so desperate for affection that it’s like their own little ménage a trois.

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Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it, you two.”
Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
Kourtney: He never has any!

Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all dong fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it.
Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.

[From xoJane.com]

Gross. It never would have occurred to me that Scott Disick might be packing. I’ve never even let my eyes go lower than his douchey face… okay, that’s not true, I’ve often checked out his shoes. But I’ve never done a bulge-watch of Scott. Ew ew ew.

As for the bromance between Lamar and Rob… well, that’s very real. I’ve seen enough of Khloe and Lamar’s show to know that those two men/boys are tight, and… it seems genuine. They’re just two dudes who love each other. It’s sweet.

Recent photos of Scott and Kourtney and the “elephant trunk”. *shiver*

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Remember when Kim Kardashian had her ass x-rayed as “proof” that she didn’t have implants? As many of you pointed out, there’s a procedure called a “Brazilian butt lift” whereby fat is injected into the ass to make it larger, rounder and perkier. In that case, the cheeks are really filled with fat and nothing would show up on an x-ray. There’s some minor evidence that Kim has had this surgical intervention, (see the older photos on this story) but since she did it before she made the scene it’s not as glaring as the differences in her face. Anyway the Kardashian girls were on Letterman last night, and Kim dragged out that old x-ray to have something to talk about. That x-ray news came out in late June, over two months ago, but somehow it’s still relevant and is the best these twits can do to promote their products:

Is that painful to have your butt x-rayed
No, you just kind of lay there?

Like my honeymoon. A couple of years ago we caught an intern on the copier. Is it like that?
Kim: Just like that.

[Shows X-Ray]
Khloe: That’s just fat. [Kim gives her the side eye] That’s where all of her fat goes, just to her ass, that’s it. It doesn’t go anywhere else, it just sits and goes right there.

[To Kim] Is she right about that?
Kim: No.

Khloe: It’s so frustrating. All she does is eat junk food and all it does is go to her booty. Nowhere else.

Kim: No, I have to work out. Like NY kills me. I’m here for a couple of weeks and it just kills me. Those nuts on the street corner. [I] put on an extra ten pounds like every time.

I guess there are plenty of people in the world, those that pay attention to more important news, that haven’t yet seen the glory that is Kim Kardashian’s ass in see-through. For those of us that pay attention to the gossip, though, it’s just another reminder of how tired and repetitive they’ve gotten. That’s ripe that Kim is blaming homeless people for her weight gain.

On another note, their outfits, all from their new collection for Sears, were ridiculously ugly. Kourtney had on sparkly sequin high waisted pants from their new Sears collection and her outfit was the best of all three. (Which truly isn’t saying much.)

I watched the rest of the interview to make sure I wasn’t missing anything even remotely interesting or quotable, and I wasn’t. Khloe was funny at certain moments, though. (It starts at 20 minutes in on this video.) My favorite line was from Dave before they came on. He said “I have no idea what they do on that show. [The Kardashians] To make it worse I’ve appeared on that show.” You know, I’ve never seen a full episode either. I’ve just seen clips and part of one of those Take NY shows. It seems to be on E! constantly, though. They need to find better filler.

Dave also said he thought he knew all the Kardashians, but then they got a “new one” for Dancing With The Stars. “Where the hell did that Kardashian come from, for God’s sake? We only have three with us, but I bet there’s plenty more back at the hotel.” When Dave said goodbye to them, he called Kourtney “Khloe” by mistake.

I’m really getting burnt out on the Kardashians. It’s like a constant barrage of inane news about these twits, all converging to push their latest crappy products in our weary faces. So I’m torn on whether to even report on them today, but part of me still yearns to mock them. Kaiser calls them “gossip junk food,” and that really captures the sick-to-my-stomach feeling I get when I read too much about them, but here goes.

First we have a photo shoot they did with Annie Leibovitz to promote their new clothing line with Sears. The resulting lingerie promo photo, above, looks pieced together and Photoshopped to hell. They look like plastic dolls, basically. It also looks like someone did something to Kim’s face to highlight it so she stands out from her sisters. There’s a video of the moments they captured the raw footage for some of this mess. (Also above.) My favorite part is when Khloe looks sexy-scared. Here’s a screenshot of that moment.

Also, in the video Khloe looks like a total giant compared to her sisters. She towers over them and is about a head taller than Kim. Here’s a screenshot of that:

The ad photo shows Khloe as only a smidgen taller than Kim though. Ridiculous.

This is just what they do every day. They show up for stuff, try to act like they know fashion and styling, and put on their best sexy faces to sell stuff. Then some kid works some heavy-handed, very obvious Photoshop magic to try and make them look like “models.” It would be funny if it wasn’t so predictable.

In news about the Kardashians that’s easier to cover, Kim’s new husband-of-the-moment, Kris Humphries, had an awkward run-in with her sex tape partner, Ray J, in the first class cabin of a recent flight. Kris tried to act like he didn’t know who Ray J. was, but Ray J. called him out on it.

Also, yesterday I mentioned Kim’s really obnoxious cliche honeymoon photos in US Weekly. It gets better. There’s video, in which Kris plays grab-ass. The comparisons to her sex tape just write themselves.

Here’s Kim out yesterday in a hideous belted shirtdress in a jarring pattern that I wouldn’t even display as a hand towel. Kourtney looks slightly better in that full cobalt skirt and lace shirt, but check out her makeup!

Photo credit: Fame

Last night, the Jenner-Kardashian family came out for the “launch” of the Kardashian Kollection, and to say that it was an insane buffet of tacky stripperwear in assorted animal prints would be too kind. I even had to ask CB to help me identify some of the animal prints, but we’re both at a loss for some of them. The print must be from the ever-elusive famewhore animal, who wears his spotted coat in the form of the most hideous jumpsuit you’ve ever seen. Suffice to say, I’m pretty sure that all of the Kardash-Jenner ladies were wearing their own designs. Sad.

I’m tempted to just begin and END with Kim, because I don’t even want to start with the other ladies, but seriously, they all look bad. I mean, Kris Jenner looked terrible in an ill-fitting leopard-print dress, Kourtney just looks like awful these days, and Khloe… well, Khloe just looked budget – but I think her face and hair were the best out of the bunch. And I guess Kylie and Kendell Jenner looked okay too, although there’s some Ali Lohan happening with those girls, and it’s sad.

As for Kim… her jacked face doesn’t look quite so jarring when her hair is down and loose, thank God. But Kim’s outfit was by far the worst. I’m referring to her outfit as a jumpsuit, but the animal print is plaguing me. I think it’s more jaguar-print than leopard-print. Ugh. I once confessed to CB that I wasn’t opposed to the odd-animal print, in home décor or fashion, but I think this Kardashian Karpet was just a famewhore too far for me. Why do they all look like strippers who just managed to find the easiest, tackiest things to use as cover-ups?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kim Kardashian keeps telling people that she wants her wedding to be comparable to the royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William. She views herself as an American princess, and she’s using the royal wedding as her scale, her dream, her aspiration for how her wedding will be. Sure, you could be offended by that. But why not just laugh? It’s just funny. Anyway, I brought that up because one of the things that made me respect our Duchess Kate was that she gave her sister Pippa a really beautiful maid of honor gown. Kate, in a bout of amazing graciousness on HER day, let her sister look lovely. Do you think Kim will do the same for her bridesmaids?

These are new photos of Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian arriving at for their dress fittings in LA. Neither of them look happy! Neither of them arrived looking very good to start with, and I imagine the mood went even further downhill when the fittings began. Of course Vera Wang makes beautiful gowns. But I’m just guessing that Kim picked the worst of the best. There are already some details about the dresses - they seem to be a weird pinky-eggplant color, and they’re short.

Should we even discuss what Khloe and Kourtney wore to the fitting? Which is worse? I can’t even decide. I guess Khloe’s is worse, because I can see how Kourtney may have fooled herself into thinking she looked cute (she doesn’t). But Khloe! Jesus, girl. Hot pink harem/hammer Capri pants in the form of a JUMPSUIT?!? How does so much unflattering fugness go into ONE jumpsuit?

Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.