There’s a blind item in todays NY Post that sounds like it’s about Lindsay Lohan and Bret Rattner:

Lohan does like it rough. She did 20 push-ups on the floor to show off for the reporters at a recent press conference for Just my Luck. She also said that she doesn’t date as much as the tabloids make it seem:

Here’s Lohan in what may be a new photoshoot. If you’ve seen it before, let me know. [via]

Now that our faith in the gossip industry is waning, we’re going to call it like we see it. (For a day or two at least.) The reporting paper where we read this tried to make out like Lindsay Lohan was in a catfight with Cameron Diaz since they both dated the same guy at some point, but it sounds like Cameron simply asked Lindsay to stop smoking when they were in the VIP section of a NY club together:

Lindsay’s a nasty skank who thinks she can get away with whatever she wants. It’s been illegal to smoke in bars in NY for years now, so she should know better. She was probably pissed because she knew Cameron was right.

Meanwhile Lindsay still hopes to clean up her image with that humanitarian mission to Africa we told you about. She’s only considering it, doesn’t have a date planned, and it’s clearly all about making her look good:

Lindsay’s ready to try to get some good press for once is all.

Here she is in St. Paul, MN yesterday for the world premiere of A Prarie Home Companion. Stars were “carried in horse drawn carriages led by the Highland Park Senior High marching band down Wabasha St.”

The Scoop reports that Lindsay Lohan moved in on Paris Hilton’s man while she was in Austria this weekend making a half a million dollars for hosting a rock concert. You snooze, you lose, Paris.

There are pictures of Paris wearing a wig in a dumb attempt to go incognito while out on a date with Leinart, a USC quarterback, but for now they’re low res. Once the big versions are online, we’ll post them. (Update: TMZ has a video of the two together)

In the past few weeks, Lohan was said to be upset to find her fuck buddy Brett Ratner in bed with a gorgeous model, prompting a cat fight in Ratner’s driveway. She also was said to be dating Keira Knightly’s ex, Jamie Dornan. Plus, she just broke her foot. Can’t the girl slow down?

Here is Lohan at a press conference for the terrible movie Just my Luck and Hilton arriving at LAX.

Update Paris supposedly broke up with Stavros because she didn’t want to party on his boat with him all summer. Who can keep up?

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For Lindsay Lohan’s sake, we hope she’s talking on the phone through a headset hidden under her hair and not just making adoring faces at herself in her car’s sideview mirror. (If she’s checking herself out while on the phone, that’s somewhat more acceptable since her lips are moving because she’s talking, not from making kissy faces.)

TV viewers don’t love Lohan as much as she loves herself; her last hosting appearance on Saturday Night Live scored a lower Nielsen rating than Jack Black or Steve Martin’s recent hosting gigs. Saturday Night Live is just a show whose time is over, though, and the poor ratings may have more to do with the show’s terrible writing and bad jokes.

There’s a “friend of a friend” type rumor that Lohan was seen shooting smack between her toes at some party. It lists the source a “gawker,” but the article is not on gawker’s website. It seems made up entirely to us.

Here is Lohan looking in her car mirror and walking in Beverly Hills.

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Instead of fulfilling her dream to model for Karl Lagerfeld, Lohan will have to settle for snapping the fashion designer herself. She’s scheduled to take pictures of Lagerfeld for an upcoming issue of Interview magazine:

Lohan was passed up for a fashion contract by Lagerfeld for being too young, and is said to be desperate to get a high-end fashion endorsement deal. At least she has a sense of humor about it, but it seems rather lame that she’s going to take pictures of Lagerfeld.

Lohan has a lot of projects coming up and will eventually star in a “dark comedy” called Georgia Rule with Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. The movie has yet to be written.

Here are Lohan and Lagerfeld at an art opening for Visionaire magazine last night in NY. Also shown are Cher, Michael Stipe and Chloe Sevigny. Sevigny needs to get her eyebrows and hair done.

Last week Lohan was said to be dating 37 year-old director, Brett Ratner. That was either short-lived or untrue, because now Lohan is linked to Jamie Dornan, Keira Knightly’s ex.

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Dornan has also supposedly screwed hot mess Sienna Miller in the past month. Knightly was said to have phoned Miller to “warn her” that Dornan would be jealous of her career.

Now a Kiera Knightly Lindsay Lohan cat fight would be something to see.

Here is Lohan at two events in NY yesterday, a Prada party and a Conde Nast Traveler party.

We have plenty of Lindsay news and pictures today. Lohan made her second appearance on Saturday Night Live this week. She first appeared on the show in May, 2004. Commentors on the bulletin board where we found the pictures noted that she was funny in a couple of skits, but that the dialogue was bad.

Here’s a video of one of Lohan’s skits on SNL. She plays the fictional hip-hop artist “ambience” in an MTV parody. Wait until the video loads and then move the bottom cursor to the middle because she doesn’t come on until halfway through, and the rest is not worth watching.

Here are screencaps of Lindsay on the show and arriving at the after party.

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Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to play the anime action character Sailor Moon in an upcoming movie. It’s a pretty weak rumor, but good enough for us to report:

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The source goes on to say that they really hope Lohan doesn’t get the part. She certainly hasn’t shown her acting skills yet, although it can’t be too hard to jump around in costume and play an cartoon character.

You can see the full E! True Hollywood Story on Lohan on YouTube. Here are the links, which launch automatic video: [via]

Lindsay Lohan is starring in the romantic comedy, “Just My Luck,” which is due for release on May 12th. It’s a good thing she has several other films in the can, because the plot is rather dumb and familiar, and “Just My Luck” won’t do much to bolster her film career.

In related news that you may have heard already, Lohan really wants to get a fashion contract, and is hinting that Versace is interested in her. She was passed up by Chanel for being too young, and by Louis Vuitton for being too “American.” Now she’s meeting up with Donatella Versace, and has eagerly blabbed about it, saying that she’s “going to spend time with Donatella on her boat,” but that nothing is decided yet.

Here are some stills from “Just my Luck.” [via]

And here is the trailer to “Just My Luck.” It looks really bad, we have to say.

Lindsay Lohan will pull an Angelina and visit local schools and clinics in Kenya as part of a charity trip with Bono’s One Campaign:

Lohan has plenty to do in the next few months. She has four movies finished which are due for release, “Just My Luck,” “Bobby,” “A Prarie Home Companion,” and “Chapter 27,” and will be shooting two more.

Interesting that this news was released a day after the story of the Lindsay and Jessica Simpson catfight. Lohan is said to have made Jessica Simpson cry in that incident, and has been dating 37 year-old director Brett Ratner this week.

Here is Lohan out shopping on Wednesday.

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