Feb 21
'11
Suzanne Somers, 64, has sex daily: ‘natural hormones get the juices flowing’

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Many of you will hate me for that story title, but like something that stinks that we stick in our friends faces, I had to get you to experience my sensory pain. It’s enough to hear that Somers has sex every day, that’s an overshare but it’s something that you can handle without the added “juices” descriptor. She went there, though, while promoting her latest book of quakery, Sexy Forever, to Betty Confidential. She’s all for natural everything, but when it comes to plastic surgery and injectibles she obviously makes an exception.

What are some ways that anyone can feel sexier?…
Hormones, hormones, hormones. Honestly, all women (and men) should read at least one of my books on bioidentical, natural hormones. They are my secret weapons to anti-aging. They promote health and sexuality. They sharpen your brain and strengthen your bones. And there has NEVER been one reported case of cancer by anyone using these hormones.

Describe a typical morning in your life:
Every morning I awaken to the smell of my husband’s delicious strong coffee. While it’s brewing, he goes outside when the weather is nice and picks a lemon off our tree and squeezes a half lemon into a glass of water. It’s a great way to get your liver started for the day. I watch the morning shows, usually news, while I do email, use my Facemaster (my non-surgical facelift machine), take my daily fiber and probiotics — a must for gut health and regularity. I rub on my hormone creams and start taking some of my supplements. My yoga teacher comes four days a week and if it’s an off day I do my own version of yoga, and run in place with the waist strap attached to my EZ GYM. Somewhere in my daily ritual we have delicious sex. We are both on natural hormone replacement and it really stirs up the juices.

Wow! How do you keep things so hot with your hubby after all these years?
We try and not go out more than twice a week but when we do I really enjoy getting all dolled up. We have always had a very romantic, sexy, relationship. We like it that way and we work at it. He emails me love notes when I least expect it and in them he says heart-melting things. I am always aware of the privilege that it is to be doing what I love and having my husband by my side.

[From Betty Confidential]

As far as those “bioidentical” hormones that Somers touts, but it’s worth noting that many professional organizations have come forward to state there’s no evidence whatsoever that they’re safer than traditional hormone therapy. That means that they can probably cause cancer just like traditional hormone therapy and that it’s irresponsible to state that they haven’t. (More on that here.) This isn’t even close to the most controversial claim that Somers has made. A book she put out in 2009, Knockout: Interviews with Doctors Who Are Curing Cancer–And How to Prevent Getting It in the First Place, included quotes and recommendations from doctors who have been exposed as frauds who regularly bilk patients. At least by telling people how to be sexy and have more sex she’s not steering sick vulnerable people away from scientifically proven treatments that might prevent their death.

Suzanne Somers is shown on 1/19, 2/1 and 2/9/11. Credit: WENN.com

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Written by Celebitchy         87 Comments »
Dec 11
'09
Suzanne Somers to become ‘poster girl’ for stem cell face lifts

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Suzanne Somers, 63, will not admit to plastic surgery and only cops to using Botox despite the fact that her face is tight as a drum. Last month, The Daily Beast ran an excellent expose on Somers’ new book claiming to offer alternative cancer treatments, Knockout: Interviews with Doctors Who Are Curing Cancer–And How to Prevent Getting It in the First Place. They quoted cancer experts who debunked a lot of the claims in Somers’ book, with many calling her assertions dangerous and potentially deadly for patients who may opt for unproven experimental methods instead of traditional clinical treatments. Some of the doctors touted in Somers’ book have been outed as quacks. One is facing indictments for fraud after bilking people out of their life savings with promises of a miracle cure.

The National Enquirer reports that Somers’ plans to start touting stem cells for use in cosmetic procedures. She’ll undergo a face and breast lift using a new stem cell method and will start evangelizing it as an anti-aging treatment. I doubt she’ll ever admit to using traditional plastic surgery as well, though. The Daily Beast quoted a plastic surgeon who looked at before and after photos of Somers as saying “I am fairly certain that she has had a face lift, some fillers, and eyelid surgery.”

Suzanne Somers is getting a face-lift – but she’s using a bizarre new procedure that utilizes stem cells, the Enquirer has learned.

The former “Three’s Company” star is telling pals she plans to undergo the process in February and intends to become the poster girl for the cutting-edge procedure.

“Suzanne is incredibly enthusiastic about the use of stem cells to beat aging,” a family friend told the Enquirer. “She thinks stem celsl are the new frontier and she’s determined to spread the word.”

Suzanne, 63, is planning to get both a face and breast lift using the new technique, says the friends.

“She’s starting a new book on anti-aging techniques using stem cells, and she’s going to have her own procedures photographed to emphasize the ‘before’ and ‘after’ benefits.

“She’s already talked to Larry King about making an appearance on his show to promote the project.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 21, 2009]

I did some light research on this “stem cell facelift,” and it basically involves using a patient’s own “adult stem cells” from their stomach fat, processing it somehow to extract the stem cells, then re-mixing them with some fat and injecting into the face. It’s touted as a “non surgical facelift” because it involves only injections and no cutting. It costs about $5,000 and takes about an hour under local anesthesia. Recovery is about a week. Somehow the stem cells generate new tissue in the face that is tighter and younger-looking. There’s little chance that the patient might reject the cells because they’re from the patient and not a donor. Some of the before and after photos I’ve seen make it look like this works, although you can’t verify if they’re altered photos or if the patients had a stem cell or traditional facelift. (Here’s a video that explains stem cell facelifts.)

At least with this latest health trend Somers doesn’t have the potential to do much harm. The worst that can happen is that someone wastes their money. There are risks with all surgery but this sounds kind of benign, especially when compared to a regular face lift. Maybe Somers should stick to promoting plastic surgery and quit trying to give health advice. I know I’d rather inject my own fat and stem cells into my face than a chemical or toxin. It’s also a lot safer than opting out of chemotherapy treatment for cancer because some former actress told me to try enzymes instead.

Suzanne Somers is shown on 12/20/09 and 11/10/09. Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com

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Written by Celebitchy         21 Comments »
Nov 10
'09
Suzanne Somers’ anti cancer regimen can cause cancer; her experts frauds

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Suzanne Somers has a controversial new book out, Knockout: Interviews with Doctors Who Are Curing Cancer–And How to Prevent Getting It in the First Place, in which she offers alternative cancer treatments from what she claims are experts who are curing the disease. The book has proven quite popular and is currently #95 on the Amazon bestseller list.

Unfortunately not only are Somer’s claims unproven, they’re also potentially deadly in that she’s steering cancer patients away from traditional treatments. What’s more is that some of her recommendations, including taking bioidentical hormones, have been linked to cancer and may have caused her own cancer, which she treated through a combination of traditional and alternative means. (Somers had a lumpectomy and radiation to treat her breast cancer. She maintains that chemotherapy, which she opted not to use, is deadly.) To add more evidence that Somer’s recommendations are unsafe, many of the experts she profiles in her book have undergone disciplinary action, and one has been on trial for fraud. This isn’t just because they’re touting non-traditional treatments – one guy bilked cancer patients out of their life savings with promises of a miracle cure. None have published any studies showing their methods are effective.

The Daily Beast has an article that lays out all the reasons we should take Somers’ advice with a grain a salt. Some key excerpts are below, but you may want to read the article if you’re at all inclined to follow Somers’ advice. She goes beyond just telling people to eat more natural food and take vitamins and into serious quackery territory.

The former actress has one of the nation’s top books, touting secret cancer cures. But these methods, reports Gerald Posner, may actually increase the disease risk. Specifically, Posner reveals how:

  • Her book promotes a regimen that many doctors believe causes cancer rather than cures it.
  • This regimen might have contributed to her own bout with cancer.
  • Several doctors and experts she uses as the basis for her book have medically checkered backgrounds.
  • Cancer is a recurring thread and marketing tool for her wide-ranging business interests.
  • One outside expert, based on his examination of 30 years of photographs, believes she had plastic surgery, which would undercut her reputation for health through alternative medicine.

    Bioidentical hormones are just as unsafe and have the same effect as pharmaceutical hormones, which cause cancer
    “Bioidentical is a pseudo-scientific term used by Somers and others only as a marketing gimmick,” says Dr. Adriane Fugh-Berman, an Associate Professor in Complementary and Alternative Medicine at Georgetown’s School of Medicine. “Bioidentical hormones are not natural products; they are synthesized in a laboratory. Bioidentical preparations use exactly the same pharmaceutical hormones that are used in branded hormone preparations.”

    That differentiation—or lack thereof—is critical. In 2002, one of the largest-ever medical studies, The Women’s Health Initiative, concluded that estrogen and progesterone, the hormones used by Somers and millions of menopausal aged women, increased the risks of cancer and death rates. In other words, Somers “cure” might in fact be a cause.

    The former actress addresses this issue preemptively in Knockout. “The report was speaking of synthetic hormones,” writes Somers. She therefore concludes that bioidenticals are safe and natural, noting that they aren’t made by pharmaceutical companies but instead in non-FDA regulated compounding pharmacies as part of customized preparations.

    “I’m no friend of the drug companies Somers criticizes,” says Fugh-Berman, who has been a paid expert witness against hormone giant Wyeth, testifying for plaintiffs who had breast cancer. But her own extensive research on bioidenticals found no evidence that they act any differently or are any safer than the conventional hormones tested in the Women’s Health Initiative. “This is critical to understand,” Fugh-Berman told me. “There’s actually every reason to believe that bioidentical hormones will have the same risks when it comes to heart disease, blood clots, and breast cancer.”

    Somers cites “over 40 studies showing that bioidentical hormones are safe” but they are all observational studies, not a single one meets the standards for a clinical determination of a drug’s safety profile. Many of the hormones, she says, have been used with great results in Europe for years. She omits, says Fugh-Berman, “that European studies have shown increased cancer risks. Somers is simply far more dangerous in her pop and inaccurate descriptions of hormones than most any doctor.”

    Somers claims bioidentical hormones can cure cancer, but they are likely to cause it, including her own cancer
    What infuriates physicians even more than Somers’ unproven claims of safety and health benefits is that in Knockout she proclaims that bioidentical hormone replacement is protective against cancer. She writes that “[they] offer protection against breast cancer, but no one, has connected the dots,” and that using testosterone “can protect and prevent cancer, especially prostate cancer.”

    “It’s exactly the opposite,” says Fugh-Berman. “Estrogen alone can cause uterine cancer. That risk can be reduced by adding a progestagen, but that increases the risk of breast cancer. Somers thinks they are safe despite the fact that she developed breast cancer while on them, and later developed endometrial hyperplasia (abnormal uterine cell growth), which led to a hysterectomy. Both are known side effects of hormone therapy.” Parikh adds that human growth hormone, which Somers injects daily, has also been linked to increased cancer risks.

    “That she possibly aided and abetted her own cancer should have destroyed her credibility,” says Dr. Nanette Santoro, the Director of Reproductive Endocrinology and Infertility at New York’s Albert Einstein College of Medicine. “The real miracle is her ability to continue to pitch her theories.”

    Somers blames her breast cancer on other medications, including birth control pills she took for many years. But she admits that her hysterectomy was likely due to an incorrect dosage of bioidenticals.

    Some of Somer’s experts are dangerous quacks
    A review of the doctors and experts in Knockout by The Daily Beast reveals that many do not fare better.

    Two of the most important are Dr. Stanislaw Burzynski and Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez. Somers appeared with them last week on Larry King. In Knockout, Somers writes that the 66-year-old Burzynski is “an internationally recognized physician and scientist… [who] is to be celebrated for his accomplishments as a brave and courageous pioneer.” She claims he’s had “consistent successes with cancers of the brain, breast, head and neck, prostrate, colon, lungs, ovaries, as well as non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.”

    Burzynski has a medical degree from Lublin, Poland. Without any clinical cancer research experience, he announced in 1976 he had discovered a cure for cancer based on an assumption that he could use amino acids—that he called antineoplastons—to cause spontaneous regression of cancer. He set up a clinic in Houston and began dispensing his “cure” to cancer patients. The FDA tried stopping him, even seeking a federal injunction.

    In 1995, Burzynski was charged with a multi-count indictment, mostly for mail fraud and shipping unapproved drugs across state lines. The jury deadlocked, and the judge dismissed most of the government’s counts before acquitting Burzynski of one remaining charge and ordering the FDA to allow Burzynski to conduct limited clinical trials. A review of the 60 trials connected to antineoplastons completed since then reveals no substantive results for their patients. “And those patients are desperate [so] it’s an ethical issue,” says Dr. Otis Brawley, a practicing oncologist who is the American Cancer Society’s Chief Medical Officer. “Most doctors don’t believe it’s proper to charge a patient for experimental treatments where there is no evidence of benefits.”

    Burzynski ‘s clinic doesn’t charge for the medication—as its experimental – but does for everything else, averaging $9,000 weekly. Dr. Keith Black, chairman of Cedar Sinai’s Department of Neurosurgery, estimates that since the clinic opened 33 years ago, Burzynski has treated 8,000 patients for an average of $60,000 each—a whopping $480 million.

    Somers also touts New York City’s Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez, whose “results are impressive.” Gonzalez has refined a natural cancer treatment originally created in the 1960s by an offbeat Grapevine, Texas dentist. Gonzalez, who has no oncology training, insists that cancer can be eliminated if major organs are detoxified. His therapy involves everything from twice-a-day coffee enemas, yogurt, dried beans, and megavitamin supplements (up to 175 pills daily). He believes that pancreatic enzymes seek out and kill cancer cells. In August 2009, the Journal of Clinical Oncology published the results of an eight-year controlled study of 55 pancreatic cancer patients. Those who chose chemo lived more than three times as long and had better quality of life than those who used Gonzalez’s protocol.

    Some of the other doctors or experts cited by Somers in Knockout also raise sometimes unsettling questions upon closer examination. One has been investigated by the Nevada medical board two dozen times and a medical board investigator dubbed him, “one of the five most serious offenders in the state;” he pleaded guilty once to excessive billing for tests and services, but was acquitted in 2006 of illegally importing human growth hormone from Israel. Another was fired from Sloan-Kettering after the hospital cited his failure “to properly discharge his most basic job responsibilities,” although he claims it was because he “had broken ranks with the party line” about traditional cancer therapies.” A third was accused of lying about being a doctor on a patent office application. He did get the patent but has not responded in two years to the charge about the doctor’s degree, a title he no longer uses. Another suggests that “an epidemic of hepatitis, AIDS, venereal diseases and highly resistant tuberculosis” was part of a “nefarious” Soviet program about which the U.S. government and media knew, and did nothing.

  • [From The Daily Beast]

    The article also quotes a plastic surgeon who states the obvious – Somers has had a lot of work done to her mug despite her claim that she only uses Botox. “I am fairly certain that she has had a face lift, some fillers, and eyelid surgery,” says Dr. Sherrell Aston. It’s hypocritical to say the least to deny plastic surgery yet claim you have the secret to wellness and longevity.

    I’m all for safe, alternative treatments in additional to traditional medicine and I do take a few supplements and try to eat a lot of fruits and vegetables for my health. Somer’s claims are irresponsible, though, and she is being rightfully called out. The problem is that she may have be right about a few things in additional to all her her dangerous recommendations. Those that would be inclined to agree with her on the side effects of traditional medical options might be opting out of treatments that could help prolong their lives.

    Remember how Somers criticized Patrick Swayze’s chemotherapy treatment for pancreatic cancer? She said “They took a beautiful man [and] put poison in his body. Why couldn’t they have built him up nutritionally and gotten rid of the toxins?” Swayze had state of the art targeted radiation, called CyberKnife surgery, at Stanford University Cancer Center. He also had aggressive chemotherapy and took a drug called vatalanib. (Here’s more on Swazye’s treatment from WebMD.) As stated in the article above, an eight-year study published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology found “those [pancreatic cancer patients] who chose chemo lived more than three times as long and had better quality of life than those who used Gonzalez’s protocol.” Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez is the supposed pancreatic cancer expert that Somers touts in her book.

    Suzanne Somers is shown at an event promoting her book in Toronto on 10/29/09. Credit: Dominic Chan/ WENN.com

    Posted in Cancer, Controversies, Suzanne Somers

    Written by Celebitchy         42 Comments »
    Oct 26
    '09
    Suzanne Somers was misdiagnosed with ‘full body cancer’ last year


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    Suzanne Somers’ latest book, “Knockout: Interviews with Doctors who are Curing Cancer and how to Prevent Getting it in the First Place” has caused a wave of criticism in the healthcare community and the general public. She advocates alternative approaches to cancer treatment, and believes chemotherapy does more harm than good. In 2001 she treated her own breast cancer with a lumpectomy and radiation, along with alternative treatments. Since that worked out well for her, Somers seems to think she’s become an expert in cancer treatment. In the book, she reveals that last November she was diagnosed with “full body” cancer. Over the course of six days six different doctors misdiagnosed her over and over again.

    Last November, Suzanne Somers faced an emotional roller coaster when six different doctors confirmed she had “full-body cancer.” Somers was filled with fear thinking she only had days to live. “For six days, six doctors confirmed I had inoperable cancer. I went into that valley of fear. I saw my death, it was horrible,” Somers said. Somers later learned she had been misdiagnosed.

    During the time Somers thought she had cancer, she spoke with several doctors and patients about their various treatments and decided to write her latest book, ‘Knockout: Interviews with Doctors Who are Curing Cancer and How to Prevent Getting It.’ She shares what she describes as “groundbreaking and successful cancer prevention and care protocols incorporating chemo-free options that are available now.”

    The book has been highly controversial, and Somers said she’s been attacked by doctors for promoting treatments that avoid chemotherapy. Somers argues that alternative methods are just another solution for patients who don’t respond well to chemotherapy.

    In 2001, Somers decided to forgo chemotherapy when she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Instead she had a lumpectomy to remove the cancer followed by radiation therapy and used alternative treatments.

    In her book, Somers writes, “Cancer death rates dropped only 5 percent from 1950 to 2005. What other technology has performed so miserably over this fifty-five year period? In contrast, the death rate from heart disease dropped 64 percent in that time, and for flu and pneumonia it fell 58 percent.”

    She continues, “It is a very brave choice to go against traditional medicine and embrace the alternative route. It’s easier to try the traditional route and then, if it fails, go to the alternatives, but often it can be too late. My friend Farrah Fawcett – would she have made it if she had gone alternative first? There is no way of knowing.”

    [From PopEater]

    I understand that that must have been a miserable experience to go through. On the one hand you think, “Well six days isn’t that long.” But I’m sure it was an eternity to Suzanne, and I am genuinely sympathetic towards her for that experience. And if that five percent statistic she cited about cancer treatment is true – it’s hard to find clear, solid numbers that backup her claim – then it is shocking. And I do believe Somers honestly wants to help people and get them to really think about their health. I don’t believe it’s about selling books. But her celebrity means that people give her ideas more credence than they should. The American Cancer Society essentially called her a danger, though they didn’t put it that directly.

    It seems to me that Suzanne was traumatized by her experience last November and the breast cancer in 2001. She’s probably trying to channel the fear she lives with everyday into something productive, and it gives her a feeling that she’s taking control. I totally understand that. But encouraging people not to use chemotherapy, and saying it’s “a very brave choice to go against traditional medicine” – implies that it is weak to go with traditional medicine. Living with, treating, or dying from cancer – they’re all brave in their way. Treating it aggressively with chemo is still brave, if that’s what someone chooses for themselves. It’s a highly individual choice, and I don’t think it’s respectful to question Farrah Fawcett’s treatment or Patrick Swayze’s.

    As an aside, Suzanne is also still touting her vigorous bioidentical hormone routine. At the start of the interview, The Early Show’s Harry Smith says, “You look good kid,” and right away she responds, “I’m hanging in there. It’s the hormones you know.” No, I didn’t know hormones made it look like you’ve had a ton of plastic surgery. Good to know; I’ll stay away from them.

    Here’s Suzanne in New York City on October 20th. Images thanks to INF Photo.

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    Written by JayBird         69 Comments »
    Oct 21
    '09
    Suzanne Somers’ anti-chemo book questioned by American Cancer Society

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    Suzanne Somers is promoting an incredibly dangerous message according to many medical professionals and the American Cancer Society. In her latest book she argues that chemotherapy does not work for most cancers and that patients should turn to alternative medicine instead. This is something she’s believed for a long time – when she had breast cancer ten years ago, she chose to undergo radiation along with a lumpectomy. Since she’s doing okay, that’s evidence to Somers that chemotherapy is unnecessary for breast cancer. She also recently said that chemo killed Patrick Swayze, not pancreatic cancer.

    Somers has some very extreme views on the lengths she’ll go to in order to remain looking and feeling young and healthy. She messes around with complex bioidentical hormones and pops over 60 pills a day. In January she was on Oprah espousing her ideals, and frankly she came off as a whack job. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt at the time, but in hindsight I should not have. She’s careful about phrasing things in terms of “this is just what I think I should do, you have to make your own choice,” but saying things like chemo kills, not cancer, shows that’s not what she really believes.

    And health professionals are saying she’s downright dangerous. Here are some excerpts from the Huffington Post’s article about Somers’ medical advice.

    Suzanne Somers is at it again. Less than a year after the former sitcom actress frustrated mainstream doctors (and cheered some fans) by touting bioidentical hormones on “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” she’s back with a new book. This one’s on an even more emotional topic: Cancer treatment. Specifically, she argues against what she sees as the vast and often pointless use of chemotherapy.

    Somers, who has rejected chemo herself, seems to relish the fight. “Cancer’s an epidemic,” said the 63-year-old actress in an interview in a Manhattan hotel a day before Tuesday’s release of “Knockout,” her 19th book. “And yet we keep going back to the same old pot, because it’s all we’ve got. Well, this is a book about options. “I’m ‘us’,” Somers adds. “I’m not them. I’ve been on the other side of the bed. And it’s powerful to have information.” The American Cancer Society is concerned.

    “I am very afraid that people are going to listen to her message and follow what she says and be harmed by it,” says Dr. Otis Brawley, the organization’s chief medical officer. “We use current treatments because they’ve been proven to prolong life. They’ve gone through a logical, scientific method of evaluation. I don’t know if Suzanne Somers even knows there IS a logical, scientific method.”

    More broadly, Brawley is concerned that in the United States, celebrities or sports stars feel they can use their fame to dispense medical advice. “There’s a tendency to oversimplify medical messages,” he says. “Well, oversimplification can kill.”

    …Somers is now hoping for a return invitation to Winfrey’s hugely influential stage to discuss her cancer book. Her theories on chemotherapy did get one bit of attention she could have done without, though: The actress had to apologize recently when her offhand comment that chemo had likely killed actor Patrick Swayze, rather than his pancreatic cancer, made tabloid headlines. “I shouldn’t have said anything,” Somers says now. “I apologized to his family. But she adds: “We all know that chemotherapy does nothing for pancreatic cancer.”

    …One criticism sure to come up with Somers’ cancer book is its reliance on several doctors who have controversial histories, including Dr. Stanislaw Burzynski in Houston, who has devised his own alternative cancer treatments and has had protracted legal battles with the FDA. But Somers defends him passionately, as she does the other doctors interviewed in her book. As for herself, she says, she is at ease with her role as celebrity health guru… “Celebrities are easy to pick on,” Somers says. “But I don’t have an agenda. I’m just a passionate lay person. And I’m using my celebrity to do something good for people.”

    [From the Huffington Post]

    Suzanne Somers obviously has the right to choose her own medical care, and she’s got the right to say whatever she wants about her beliefs. But because they’re potentially dangerous, it’s just as important to remember that the American Cancer Society and doctors and journalists have just as much of a right and responsibility to point out that experts disagree. They’re not calling for her silence. They’re saying she’s wrong, and that she’s putting out confusing information. We all know Suzanne Somers is not a doctor. But holy hell, I even felt myself someone swayed when watching her Oprah interview.

    I have an aunt who was diagnosed with untreatable breast cancer two and a half years ago. The doctors said there was no point in giving her any sort of treatment and she had a month or two left to live. Because she had no other options, she started seeing a well-respected naturopath. Not because she chose to forgo traditional treatment options, but because she was told by every professional she saw that those options would not work for her. And she’s still alive today. There are two sides to the debate, but stories like this are beautiful miracles – and rare. Suzanne should consider herself lucky, but not necessarily consider herself science.

    Here’s Suzanne and Pam Anderson out and about in Malibu on August 16th. Images thanks to WENN.com .

    Posted in Cancer, Health, Suzanne Somers

    Written by JayBird         67 Comments »
    Sep 18
    '09
    Suzanne Somers on Patrick Swayze’s chemotherapy: they put poison in his body

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    Actress Suzanne Somers, 62, is an advocate of natural health practices and told Oprah earlier last year that she takes 60 pills a day, along with bioidentical hormones, which she credits with helping stave off the symptoms of menopause. She has a book out about bioidentical hormones, Ageless: The Naked Truth About Bioidentical Hormones, published in 2006, and another about general wellness, Breakthrough: Eight Steps to Wellness published last year. Apparently Somers has yet another book coming out in a month about cancer, and she just had to speak out to a journalist about how Patrick Swayze was “poisoned” by chemotherapy:

    Suzanne Somers, a cancer survivor herself, thinks Patrick Swayze was killed by chemotherapy. “They took a beautiful man” and “put poison in his body,” the “Three’s Company” star told columnist Shinan Govani at the party for Tom Ford’s movie, “A Single Man,” at the Toronto Film Festival. While Julianne Moore, Naomi Watts, Clive Owen and Colin Firth made chitchat, Somers, who has a book about cancer coming out next month, said: “Why couldn’t they have built him up nutritionally and got ten rid of the toxins? . . . I hate to be this controversial . . . but I have to speak out.”

    [From The NY Post]

    Pancreatic cancer is one of the most silent, deadly and fast-acting cancers. Swayze had the benefit of some of the best cancer treatment in the world, and was treated at Stanford University Cancer Center, where he underwent CyberKnife surgery, a state-of-the-art treatment that allows for precise radiation treatment of tumors without surgery. The fact that Swayze had access to the latest care is likely to have allowed him many more months with his family and loved ones on his ranch. He was diagnosed in March, 2008, and survived a year and a half after what was initially rumored to be a very grim prognosis.

    Somers probably means well, but she really shouldn’t bring up Swayze at all to further her agenda. Illness and treatment are a personal matter. Somers had breast cancer, which does make her a cancer survivor but not an expert on all forms of cancer or treatment. Chemotherapy saves lives, and while it inevitably makes people sick and kills healthy cells while it’s killing the cancer it’s reckless to dismiss it as “poison.” It’s especially callous to claim that Swayze’s death was somehow related to the treatment that may have significantly prolonged his life. I hope Somers clarifies her remarks somehow or explains that they were taken out of context. It sounds like she thinks she’s doing everyone this great favor, though, by saying that Swayze was poisoned. She’s a whack job.

    Suzanna Somers is shown out on 8/16/09 with her buddy Pam Anderson and 9/13/09. Credit: WENN.com

    Posted in Patrick Swayze, Suzanne Somers

    Written by Celebitchy         104 Comments »
    Jan 30
    '09
    Suzanne Somers takes 60 pills a day & bioidentical hormones

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    Suzanne Somers is obsessed with youth. She was on “Oprah” yesterday, where she admitted that she takes 60 pills a day, along with estrogen and progesterone creams. Oh, and estriol, which she injects vaginally. That’s quite the hardcore routine. Somers admits she comes across as a nut and is obsessive about her routine. Which is a bit of an understatement.

    Suzanne Somers has always been preoccupied with staying fit and looking young. But has the former Three’s Company star gone too far? On an appearance Thursday on “Oprah,” Somers, 62, invited cameras into her home to watch her daily routine of hormone injections and supplement popping.

    She begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day. For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other. After that, she injects estriol vaginally, which she graciously spared the audience from watching. But it doesn’t end there.

    She can’t start her day without taking 40 pills, 15 of which she downs in a thick, yellow smoothie her husband makes for her (she says it’s the secret to their marriage!). Then she ends her day with an additional 20 pills at night before bed.

    While she admits the routine makes her seem “like some kind of fanatic,” she says it has helped her beat the “Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, B**chy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up.”

    “I wanna be there,” she said, pointing to her head. “Until I’m 110. And I’m going to do what I have to do to get there.”

    [From Fox News]

    The Huffington Post has a video of Suzanne’s routine. I will admit she looks good for 62, but what would really make her look better is a hairstyle that wasn’t all the rage in 1995. And that wouldn’t require any pills! I have a theory that all women keep whatever hairstyle they have at forty for the rest of their lives. Suzanne was clearly trendier than the average woman so she’s stuck with the hairstyle she had at about fifty.

    This is one of those great opportunities to lecture about moderation – which she does do in the brief Oprah clip. Somers basically says that she knows she’s really extreme about her routine, but it’s just something she’s fanatical about and she’s not saying other people ought to take it that far.

    A lot of it really depends on what she takes. Some people don’t like taking a multivitamin/multimineral and prefer to take things separately. If that’s the case, it’s not quite so crazy. She does look good for her age, but I bet it takes a lot of work to keep up with that kind of regimen. However many women have managed to age gracefully without 60 pills a day. I’m sure there’s a sane middle ground somewhere.

    Here’s Suzanne with husband Alan Hamel at the 2009 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards on January 6th. Images thanks to WENN.

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    Posted in Medications, Suzanne Somers

    Written by JayBird         60 Comments »
    Aug 12
    '08
    Suzanne Somers advises Christina Applegate to use cancer to grow

    Christina Applegate has received an outpouring of support since last week when she announced that she has breast cancer. It sounds like her prognosis is good and it was caught early. Fellow survivor Suzanne Somers wrote Applegate an encouraging open letter that was published in People. Somers made headlines back in 2001 when she decided to treat her cancer without chemotherapy, instead using radiation, surgery, a treatment made with a fermented mistletoe extract.

    Dear Christina,

    Cancer is scary, and lonely. You can’t ask anyone to make decisions for you because it’s just too heavy. There is a lot of ‘rush to treatment,’ when what you really need is time to research and think about how you want to approach this. Take your time Christina, there is no rush. Take your time and think it through. Use your cancer to learn and grow and as a force to work for you. You might choose to take an alternative approach. There are more options than the ones presented to you in the oncologist’s office. You will make it. The success and drive you have had in your career will be the same strengths you will use to win over this nasty disease. And I am here if you want to talk to someone who was ‘there.’

    Sincerely,
    Suzanne Somers

    [From People]

    I always find it a little odd when someone chooses an open letter instead of writing – or speaking – to a person directly. But I would guess Christina isn’t really easy to get in touch with right now. And by writing her letter to People, Somers made others aware of some of the emotional issues of breast cancer. I like that she didn’t seem to force her views at all; she just simply pointed out that there are other treatments besides the traditional ones, and each person has to figure out what’s best for her. Somers appears to be in pretty good health, and certainly took a less-than-conventional route.

    Here’s Christina shooting some beach scenes for her hit show “Samantha Who” in May. Images thanks to Fame. Header picture of Suzanne Somers from October 2005. Images thanks to PR Photos.

    Posted in Cancer, Christina Applegate, Suzanne Somers

    Written by JayBird         12 Comments »
    Mar 7
    '08
    Frightening celebrity poetry

    I do not remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard. Certainly not at poetry. And certainly not at Charlie Sheen. But it turns out, when you combine Charlie Sheen and poetry, you get a laugh riot of unrivaled proportions. I didn’t think celebrities were allowed to write poetry – save for Jewel. And I’m not saying hers was anything to write home about, but I was at least aware of it. What I was not aware of was that Leonard Nimoy Charlie Sheen, and Suzanne Somers all have published books of poetry. I know, a truly horrifying concept. Whether or not you enjoy or understand poetry, pretty much anyone can delight in a feeling of superiority after reading a few of their lines. Even if you couldn’t do a better job, most of us would at least have the sense not to publish the crap. But most of us also don’t have anywhere near the ego that’s mounted on most celeb’s heads. Hey that rhymed. I just became 75% better at poetry than Charlie Sheen. I’m not sure if this is a moment of pride or profound sadness. Here’s a little bit ‘o Charlie.

    Teacher, teacher, I don’t understand,

    You tell me it’s like the back of my hand.

    Should I play guitar and join the band?

    Or head to the beach and walk in the sand?

    [From the Huffington Post]

    Oh delicious delight. I never thought I would say this, but Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards clearly left you because she was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too intelligent for you. Seriously, how could you possibly be attracted to someone after they wrote something like this? And the worst part is, Charlie Sheen wrote his book of poetry in 1990. I’m assuming that he hid it from Denise while he was courting her. You know, like you hide your collection of porn or the fact that you once ran over a person. Because that poem is clearly on the same level as a hit-and-run. Who else’s depth should we taunt? Suzanne Somers is a good one. She’s a little more clear (and a little more free verse) in her poem, about a judgmental organic woman. Alright.

    Organic girl dropped by last night

    For nothing in particular

    Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels

    On uncooked vegetables and wheat germ fortified by bean sprouts–

    Mixed with yeast and egg whites on really big days–

    She not only meditates regularly, but looks at me like I should

    And lectures me about meat and ice cream

    And other aggressive foods I shouldn’t eat.

    [From the Huffington Post]

    I know. No words. Which is tough since words are my job. The article does give a few examples of good celebrity poems – but they’re all singer/songwriters. Which makes perfect sense, and is a hell of a lot less funny. Now I’m not saying it was easy to look at Charlie Sheen without laughing before this debacle. But seriously, next time you see him waxing on about what a crazed heathen Denise Richards is, start chanting “Teacher, teacher, I don’t understand,” and see how long you can go without judging the crap out of him.

    Here Charlie Sheen with fiancée Brooke Mueller and the cast of “Two and a Half Men” at the “An Evening with ‘Two and a Half Men’” event at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences on February 27th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

    Posted in Books, Charlie Sheen, Suzanne Somers

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