Jennifer Aniston’s “friend”: John Mayer is a basket case, a closet case & a dud in bed
Britney Spears needs to move to Hawaii, she’s so happy there
Jamie Lee Curtis loves it when people tell her that Activia helps them poop
Jessica Alba’s flirty blue dress: perfectly adorable or ridiculously fug?
Eli Roth & Peaches Geldof celebrate their six month anniversary, shockingly
Is Elizabeth Moss & Fred Armisen’s split about Xenu or Abby Elliott?
Paris Hilton “highly unlikely” to get a plea offer, will hopefully go to jail
Vincent Cassel shirtless: mind-numbingly sexy or just “meh”?
Sandra Bullock on baby Louie: “The poop schedule is pretty regular”
