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Here’s some photos of Chris Evans running into a dermatologist’s office in late July. Exactly why is he running? Probably because he’s a neurotic bastard who second guesses everything and may be perpetually on the edge of either a nervous breakdown or an existential crisis at any given moment. God forbid anyone realize that he’s not physically perfect on his own and feels the need to consult a skin doctor, right? Dude needs to relax a bit.
At least Chris might be relaxing a little bit in his dating life these days. He’s already talked a lot in interviews about the kind of woman he wants to date. She needs to have a big ass, get emotional about babies and puppies, and preferably, be a Boston girl who sh-ts on him (not literally). Well, he’s at least found a girl who appears to be down with Boston, because we’ve received a tip that Chris and Minka were spotted a weekend ago in Boston at Max and Dylan’s restaurant, and just a few days ago, they caught The Book of Mormon together on Broadway. Too bad there aren’t any photos, right? Maybe they’ll come out together as a public couple soon since they’ve dated before, but that prior relationship took place before Minka was with Derek Jeter for three years. So maybe Chris and Minka are keeping it casual for now since she supposedly broke Chris’ heart when she broke up with him to go out with Jeter. Hmm.
As Kaiser points out, Chris seems like a much better option for Minka than dating soul sucker Vilmer Valderrama or wet blanket Jake Gyllenhaal. And this new development arrives on the heels of last September’s story that Minka wanted Chris’ waxed nips back in her bed. It looks like she may have finally succeeded.
Here’s an odd little side note about Minka too. She’s apparently playing Jackie O in The Butler now. People has a set photo, and I have to say that she at least looks better than Katie Holmes in the costuming. James Marsden was cast in the role of JFK. How odd, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Chris Evans, Minka Kelly
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*repeats to self*
This is not true, this is not true, this is not true, this is not true.
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I always picture Stefan reading your comments! Omg I love it.
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My first thought when I saw this headline was “Eve’s going to be *pissed*”.
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Eve-I live in Boston, do you want me to take her out? Cuz I’ll do it for you…
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Nah…I’m not in a vindictive mood today — I just have the sads.
Plus, I’ve been cheating on him (with acorn dude) A LOT lately.
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Ok, just remember that I offered.
Well, at least Cumby’s acorn is reportedly STD-free.
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Well, at least Cumby’s acorn is reportedly STD-free.
Right? Plus, I have really small hands.
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“Cumby’s acorn”.
That thought makes me SOOOO sad
Lol.
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*coming to the rescue of Cumberbatch’s dong’s reputation*
Fret not, my dear. I think that rumor may have originated here:
http://madamearcati.blogspot.com.br/2011/02/benedict-cumberbatch-frankenstein-stark.html?zx=87395450109e3974
“Having seen Cumberbatch in the altogether at the National I regret to announce that if he lay down naked in a forest clearing a squirrel might mistake his manhood for an acorn and bury it. I have no doubt the cool air conditioning didn’t help, what with stage nerves and other stresses. It lacked Daniel Radcliffe’s meaty sway (and Dan is only about 5ft while Cumberbatch is massive, man).”
*Apparently, the same poster — appropriately named “Regina Size” (or someone else) — copied and pasted a shorter version of it on ONTD (the one we knew so far).
Someone asked if that was true — to which an anonymous poster replied:
“I don’t think so. I have a friend who was there who told that his man parts were impressive.”
See? There’s hope
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I agree, Eve. Size queens can get a bit out of hand with the scrutiny. You’d have to be the squirrel to his nut to know for sure.
Besides, it’s not the wand, it’s the magician right?
Not that I personally believe that, but many girls do….
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They make a really good looking pair.
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Ugh. I don’t like neurotic men. It doesn’t endear me to them. Likewise, when Tom Hardy talks about feeling feminine inside and being needy, it’s a turn off!
I would want a partner who has put in the work as I have (i.e, introspection and self-improvement) and is emotionally healthy. Everyone has insecurities, but if they’re constantly relying on a partner to prop themselves up I find it too draining. But as always, YMMV!
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Yeah it screams HIGH-MAINTENANCE.
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I would never touch anything that has been near Wilmer Valderamma, be it woman, man or animal.
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Ugh.
She’s been with Mayer, Jeter and Fez.
Run, Chris. Run fast.
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And Steve O ~ Go and hide!
Can’t stand this chick.
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Haha. Gross.
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She really does seem to have a type doesn’t she.
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Maybe she just needs to douche often?
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that!
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She looks great as Jackie O.
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Actually, I don’t think she looks great as Jackie O, and given that she’s one of the worst actresses out there… I don’t have high hopes for this.
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She looks like Ashley Judd in that photo…
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Completely agree! I am actually not sure if the photo to the right in the People link is of Katie Holmes or Jackie herself. Katie may not have had similar (enough) speech patterns when she played her, but she certainly looked like Jackie in still photos.
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my she’s a professional dater isn’t she?
I had no idea they were together before.
makes me look at him differently…
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I wonder which Max & Dylan’s they were at..
I also didn’t know that they were together before. I’ve always thought that she’s insanely pretty so I get it.
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She upgraded to jeter while dating evans, and now that jeter dumped her and evans is captain america she wants him back? Thats a bit…icky on her part.
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Right? If it’s true, it just seems gross. He wasn’t good enough for her, but once he became Captain America and gained a bit more recognition, she just HAD to have him back.
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Never. Ever. Go back to an ex. Grudge f–k them, yes. Go back to them as a #1? Never. There was a reason it didn’t work out the 1st time.
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You guys have a point. Now I’m starting to hate her.
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I mean they do look good together so we’ll see. On a more important note I’m relocating to Boston at the end of September. I’m nervous!
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Don’t be nervous-it’s a really beautiful and safe city. You’ll love it.
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I know! I just need to figure out where to live and NOT pay a fortune for it hahaha.
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Have you checked Jamaica Plain? It’s sort of far out but you can get a pretty spacious place for reasonable price. Eastie also has decent value although it’s not as nice, unless you’re by the water.
I always think Boston housing is expensive too. Then I go to London or New York and realize that it could always be worse
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Thanks Kitten! I’m excited to go, but I know no one and nothing, but I’m excited!
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-sigh-
Oh, my Captain Sexy…gah. Though I shouldn’t say anything. I’m a 51% share-holder (right, Eve?) and yet I gave him up for Thor. And now Tom Hardy. =X
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I was going to scold you and revoke your rights as the major shareholder (for your imaginary bed hopping) but after Oscar Isaac and Benedict Cu-cumberbatch…who am I to judge you?
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Oi! You added those two as well! What happened to Loki?!!? Hmmm…
And I’m sure I’ll love him more when Captain Sexy 2 comes out. But yeah, I think Hardy’s a keeper.
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Loki fans turned me off (to him).
You can add Colin Farrell to my list. But this one comes and goes, most of the time I find him repulsive (his usual “unwashed” look), but sometimes he’s undeniably hot (like he is in Total Recall and Fright Night).
P.S.: mah husband is still one of the most handsome men in the world though.
http://mineevans.tumblr.com/post/30198576508
Seriously.
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Eve that picture has ruined all productivity for today. I will search the streets high and low for your husband when I move.
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Sorry. I’ll have to ruin it a little more though:
http://ironfries.tumblr.com/post/30244590639/oniegiri-is-this-really-what-im-going-to
Joking…I’ll have to ruin it A LOT more:
http://ironfries.tumblr.com/tagged/chris-evans
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Sorry about Loki fans killing your groove for him. It can happen, but it appears as if you’re doing just fine.
Mmm…Captain Sexy. **le sigh**
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@ Jenna:
Hey, found your Tom Hardy with my Cumberbatch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWpz59G21jU&feature=related
*around 0:09 mark.
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Yes!!! They’ve worked together twice! Once in the incredible movie that is ‘Stuart: A Life Backwards’ and in ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy’ where they’re both rocking horrible 70′s hair. lol
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*seething with jealousy*
I haven’t seen these yet. “Stuart: A Life Backwards” has been on TV a couple of times already (I saw the channel’s programming but skipped it — god, I hate myself now).
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You guys crack me up
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It’s a really good movie! Though your Cumby looks like a nerd throughout. lol Hardy looks no better but I still found his character to be adorable. And I saw his package again.
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Good! I like some of my crushes “nerdy”.
I swear I will close my eyes as soon as your boyfriend’s package is on screen — out of respect for you.
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Awww, that’s so nice. But I doubt you’d see anything regardless. Unfortunately Hardy isn’t loaded either and I’ve seen his package a few times now…I’m hoping he’s a grower, not a show-er. -sigh- I’d still take that.
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A more “compact” size allows more possibilities. Just saying…
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Either way, for him…it’s all good. Now the average every-day man. Eh…
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Am I the only snob that thinks that if Chris is going to be taken more seriously in Hollywood and become the A-lister they’ve been hoping for, that he should try to date a more “serious” type girl? I know it seems calculated, but she’s an Ashley Greene type to me, when Chris should be dating an Emma Stone.
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Well, who he dates really shouldn’t affect his acting career.
But, I don’t understand why someone like him (doesn’t like attention, likes his privacy) would date someone like Minka, who seems to like the attention. (Isn’t that why Jeter dumped her? She wanted to be famous? He didn’t want to be papped all of the time. I don’t know). With that said, I would LOVE to see Chris with someone different for once. Someone with personality/talent, who isn’t just good enough as arm candy.
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Please don’t hate…..but i really thought he was gay?
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I can’t stand her. She screams fake and social climber to me. Every other week there’s something “shocking” about her on gossip blogs and no one gives a damn. Even her s*x tape stunt was already forgotten. This just looks like a PR relationship for both of them. Chris doesn’t seem to be the guy who all the Hollywood actresses are after or fighting for, so this might be a way to keep the gay rumors afar, and Minka will try just about anything to get media attention. Still, I feel like he’s dating beneath him, she’s too Z-list for him.
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I’m quite sick of seeing pics of her and her dog in the park too.
PLZ Gowaynow, you had your chance, and you are not a good actress.
PLZ Gowaynow
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I agree. It seems like it was PR on her behalf or maybe both. That article from a year ago pretty much makes it obvious that this is just for attention. Her people could have been the tip lol.
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Oh come on some of you protest too much! She is cute and has more talent than many of the so-called celebs who are reported about on this site. He could do much worse. This is a Hollywood romance and could be over at the drop of hat.
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I cannot believe I left Boston for my vacation and Chris is there. Well, at least I did not see him with his ex-…Who would go back to an ex- who choose Jeter over you? God, he has issues…
*Waving to my celebitchy’s friends from Dublin*!
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*one of your CB friends waving back from Miami*
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Thank you, Izzy!
ps: quick corrections: chose, not choose*
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I don’t care how hot she is…. Her track record with men makes me want to shrivel up and take a dozen showers. I lost respect for Evans.
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Chris Evans, by his own admission, listens to his mother’s advice. And I don’t see Mama Evans taking a second liking to the girl who dumped him for a bad case of herpes.
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I’m not a fan of either of these two, but they would make for a very cute couple.
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OMG…I just noticed that Minka has “cankles!” Too bad, because you cannot fix these. She’s very pretty, though, but has fat fat ankles, hmmm.
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I think they would look cute together, but she seems so desperate for attention and he has said he’s careful in who he dates because they just might do it for attention. I don’t even believe they were really a couple years ago. I believe they just slept together and have kept in tough. They might just be sleeping together again lol.
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Anyone know who makes Minka’s purse/satchel in that first pic of her? I need it!
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Say it ain’t so; he should hit, dump it and move on.
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I wonder what happened to the I-want-a-anonymous-self-deprecating-girl-with-a-big-ass-wearing-sweat-pants shit…
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Honestly I think he does want that……in a wife. He’s single right now and probably doing any woman with a pulse. I’m about 90% positive that when he does marry it will be some girl in Boston who wants only him and nothing else.
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Actually if you really look at Minka her ass is kind of big, not JLo big but she does have an ass.
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“He’s already talked a lot in interviews about the kind of woman he wants to date. She needs to have a big ass, get emotional about babies and puppies, and preferably, be a Boston girl who sh-ts on him (not literally). Well, he’s at least found a girl who appears to be down with Boston”
SHADE!!!! I love it too!
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