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Congratulations are in order, for Peaches Geldof, 23, and Thomas Cohen, 21, have made it official, and they are now a married couple just months after Peaches gave birth to their son, Astala, in April. We don’t have any photos of Peaches and Thomas at the ceremony because she’s probably already contracted to give an exclusive to Hello! just like she did with her pregnancy photos last year.
Hilariously, Peaches also give Hello! some exclusives about her first quickie marriage (at age 19) in Vegas to indie rocker Max Drummey with Peaches gushing during an interview about how Max was “the one” because they could sit and his van in talk. That marriage only lasted six months although it took Max until April 2011 to file for divorce. I’m rather curious to see how Peaches fared with a more traditional ceremony and particularly about her wedding dress, which was undoubtedly vintage; but until Hello! provides their inevitable cover story, we’ll have to make do with some pictures of the Davington church (in Kent) and guests at the ceremony where Peaches and Thomas said their vows:
It was goodbye Boomtown brat, hello Mrs Peaches Cohen as Bob Geldof’s daughter tied the knot for the second time.
The former Miss Geldof married rocker Tom Cohen yesterday in an intimate ceremony at St Mary Magdalene and St Lawrence Church in the village of Davington in Kent.
It was a reflective day for the bride as it was the place where the wedding of her late mum Paula Yates and Bob Geldof was blessed in 1986, after their Las Vegas ceremony. It was also the church where Paula’s funeral was held in 2000.
Peaches and Tom exchanged vows in front of a small congregation at the 12th Century church, before moving on to the reception in the grounds of her idyllic childhood home, Davington-Priory, where dad Bob still lives.
[From The Mirror]
By now, I’ve accepted that Peaches may very well have changed her ways in a very short amount of time. Stranger things have happened, and becoming a mother may very well be the best thing to happen to her. These days, she’s abandoned her former habit of getting naked and lounging on top of cars in broad daylight in favor of posting photos of herself cuddling with Astala. Maybe she really is done with shoplifting and Xenu, lemon, and heroin scandals. I still worry about her rapidly shrinking figure and wonder if she really does subscribe to a “braindead” juicing diet, but I’m going to cut her some slack for now. Astala looks healthy and happy, so Peaches must be living cleaner than she did in her former lives.
A few days ago, Peaches gave an inkling that this weekend was to see the end of her life as a single lady via her Twitter page. Hopefully, this one will stick. Congrats to Peaches, Thomas, and (of course) baby Astala.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Twitter
Written by Bedhead
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I hope they took a shower before wedding. They are looking dirty and smelly all the time.
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Wow. They look a lot alike! I hope she didn’t have a baby with and then marry, her brother.
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That was my EXACT thought, that they look like brother and sister.
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Has anyone seen the pics of her baby falling out of the stroller as she is on the phone? SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET OFF THE PHONE AS SHE PICKED HIM UP.
insane.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2200807/Peaches-Geldof-tips-baby-Astala-buggy-hitting-pothole-road.html?openGraphAuthor=%2Fhome%2Fsearch.html%3Fs%3D%26authornamef%3DAlasdair%2BGlennie
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Dear God. That is horrible. I hope she was remorseful, even if it wasn’t totally her fault.
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Holy shit! Those pictures are AWFUL. Why in the hell wasn’t that child strapped into his stroller??
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The baby also wasn’t strapped in!
She went on twitter and blamed the incident on London’s roads.
Forget about the fact she wasn’t looking where she was going and didn’t bother to strap the baby in (a fact that she lied about on her twitter).
That baby could have been seriously injured.
She didn’t even get off the phone as she was picking him up off the pavement!
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Poor little thing – it was nearly “Astala Vista Baby.”
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Funny. That’s funny. No two ways about it.
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Awesome!
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Pahahaha!
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Wow…that looks so bad. Her phone should have hit the ground before the baby.I would have been in tears if that was my child (but I’m emotional so…)
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Natural reaction should be: horrendous reaction, dropping phone and pick up baby quickly. Worrying about the person on the other line should NOT be that important.
She should go to the school of Parenting together with Kelsey Grammer who treats his baby like a bag of potatoes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2199504/Kelsey-Grammer-shrugs-reports-30million-ex-steps-new-wife-baby.html
Astala Vista Baby: comedy gold!
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This poor little baby.
She is such an idiot, I feel sorry for her son.
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Gawd she is so skinny, look at those bony fingers.
Anyway, wish her luck and happiness. And a big dinner.
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congratulations I suppose, the dude looks like a younger version of Richard Lewis
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I’m confused … aren’t they both Jewish? Why did they marry in a church?
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Apparently it is where her mother’s (Paula Yates) funeral was held.
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Poor thing – those are some ugly hands.
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the guy looks so much like her father
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I was just coming here to ask if I’m crazy or does her baby daddy look almost exactly like her actual daddy.
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That was my first thought, too! Her new husband is the spitting image of a young Bob Geldof.
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Well they both have odd shaped heads, whoever they are.
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He is BEYOND strange looking!
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God, they look young! And now I feel so old.
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He seems oh so dweeby but I get a nice vibe off them as a couple – I wish them much happiness.
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God! Her hand looks horrible. Witchy hands! Lol!
I saw those pictures of her dropping her baby and not letting go of her phone while the baby was on floor. How could a woman be so careless? I gasped when I saw the pics of the baby falling from its pram. But this woman acted like nothing happened! She kept talking on her phone!
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Wow. He’s beyond creepy. Terrible “suit” and shoes don’t match! You think they’d smile for the pics. Morose.
The guests look like they’re from a Sears catalog but at least they’re smiling.
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they look like siblings. and strange.
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Hey both of you! Why the long faces?
bazinga
they looked like they just walked off the set of HR Pufnstuf
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Those are some old looking hands for a 23 year old. Drugs? Rapid, unhealthy weight loss?
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HE looks like a 14 yr old girl. and what the f** is he always wearing??
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Um, I’m with everyone else who pointed out her hands. It’s not that they’re skinny (though they are but what do you expect?), it’s the nails. Jesus mothereff, those are some tacky, witchy, fake nails. And the skin around them looks like it survived multiple medical conditions, possibly infections.
I’ll stop now. I’ve grossed myself out. Not even touching the baby incident because that’s just …. no words.
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They are so the skinny, slightly skinnier version of her parents. Paging Dr. Freud!
Still, I hope it works out. She seems a bit calmer these days.
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Isn’t he Jewish? Why the f did he get married in a church! Oy vey! And those are some mothafu$5in witchy hands!
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Wow, Old Lady Fingers! And that ring just looks like costume jewelry. But maybe it is? Goodness. Cohen bears more than a passing resemblance to a young Nick Cave. But I think this can be good for Peaches. Nowhere to go but up, right? As for the stroller mishap…these things happen when you have children. Even to the best parents.
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