Have you heard the story about the scary plastic surgery mom in England who gave her daughter a liposuction voucher for her seventh birthday? When I saw that chick’s picture on Radar at first I thought it was a photo of Alex Rodriguez’s new girlfriend, a female wrestler named Torrie Wilson. In reality Wilson is much more attractive than that woman, but the same components are there: lots of fake blonde curly hair, obvious bolt-ons, too much makeup and a fake bake. (At least that’s how she used to look, she’s cleaned up a lot in the past year or so.) From far away, like in this photo of Alex and some unknown woman, possibly Torrie, on The Superficial, they look the same.

Anyway we know Alex likes ‘em muscular and blonde, and like George Clooney he’s now dating a professional female wrestler. In fact Alex’s lady is presumably friends with Stacy Kiebler and was even seen vacationing with Kiebler, Clooney, Rodriguez and Cindy Crawford this holiday. I’ve included a far-off photo of the ladies in Cabo on December 29th. Torrie is the one in the red shorts. After their Mexican vacation, Torrie and Alex returned to LA where they’ve been seen riding bikes and taking in a Lakers game together. They were just photographed kissing courtside. Here’s more and TooFab has the pics from the Lakers game.

It’s official — the relationship between Alex Rodriguez and former wrestling diva Torrie Wilson has been sealed with a kiss!

The two were spotted on a very public double date with Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber last night, where they sat court side for a Lakers game.

The couple was seen locking lips as cameras snapped — and appeared to have no hangups about being photographed together.

The couple confirmation comes after A-Rod and Torrie joined Cindy, Randy, George Clooney and Wilson’s pal Stacey Keibler on vacation in Cabo over the holidays.

[From Too Fab]

People ran a story last Friday with a sighting of Alex and Torrie in her hometown of Boise, Idaho on Monday after Christmas. So it looks like they spent time with her family over the holidays. It’s serious. Torrie is surely getting some mileage out of this relationship, but unlike A-Rod’s past girlfriends she’s not particularly famous. Maybe he’s trying to switch it up after his high profile romances with Kate Hudson, Madonna and Cameron Diaz. Or maybe he finally found a chick strong enough to keep up with him. He strikes me as a kinky bastard, but not in a way that I find attractive at all. I don’t get what women see in him.

Photos of Torrie in the ridiculous jeans are from 2-25-10, credit: FayesVision/WENN.com. She’s in an ugly fishscale sequin dress on 10-13-09. Credit: Nikki Nelson / WENN.com. They’re shown riding bikes together on 1-3-12. Credit: FameFlynet

Another day, another breakup story for Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz. Us Weekly reports today that Camy and A-Rod are over, confirming the split with a quote from one of Alex’s friends. Just my opinion? Alex and Camy have been over before, and somehow, they’ve managed to get back together. They split up last year, around November, and then again this year, in early summer. I think their relationship is tumultuous, and I think Alex is the one trying to dump Cameron, but he can’t quite manage to end it. Until now?

They’ll always have Mexico — and Miami, London, NYC and L.A.

After a year back together, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have ended their romance.

“They broke up recently,” a source close to the Yankee slugger, 36, confirms to Us Weekly.

The duo’s low-profile love was marked by beach getaways and intense workouts together. So what got in the way? Their work ethic!

“She’s very busy with her career,” the source says of Bad Teacher actress Diaz, 39. “And he’s had injuries and wants to focus on his game. They’re dedicated professionals.”

Accordingly, don’t expect any drama in the wake of their split. “They’re still very friendly and like each other,” the source says. “He has an enormous amount of respect for each other.”

[From Us Weekly]

Meh. Hopefully, Cameron is over it. I mean that too – I really hope that Cameron realizes that Alex is a douche (with a painting of himself as a centaur over his bed), and that she could do much better. But Camy does had issues with men, and… well, maybe she’s not the best judge of dong. Maybe Cameron is just tired with all of the extra workouts Alex “encouraged” her to do so that she would have the bodybuilder-figure that he loves so much.

Photos courtesy of Fame, plus archival photos from Bauer-Griffin.

During this year’s Super Bowl, the camera all of a sudden cut to the VIP seats, and there was Cameron Diaz feeding her lover Alex Rodriguez. She gently pushed some pieces of popcorn into his mouth in a six-second clip that got a lot play, and solidified Camy’s image of a woman who was in one of the most severe and grossest dong hazes in the history of dong hazes. Some of you were disgusted by Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn – but there was part of me that understood the Scar-Penn debacle. I’ll never understand why Camy acts like A-Rod dong is The One. Here’s the video of her feeding him (barf):

Ugh. Anyway, on Monday night, Camy was on The Late Show with David Letterman, and David asked her about this popcorn-feeding incident. Instead of just going with the “I’m in love, his dong rocks my world, what are you going to do?” explanation, Camy tried to get us to buy some lame excuse:

Bad teacher, great girlfriend! Although occasionally cautious about their PDA, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez shared a goofy, intimate moment with millions at the the Super Bowl in Miami this past February — when the actress, 38, and Yankees slugger, 35, were caught on camera feeding popcorn to one another in the stands.

Promoting her flick Bad Teacher (costarring ex beau Justin Timberlake) on Late Night with David Letterman Monday, the leggy star explained the snacky show of affection.

“We were watching the game, and I was eating, and I was getting down to, like, the last couple pieces of popcorn,” Diaz recalled. “And all of a sudden, I see [Alex's] hand coming in,” she says of her man. “Anybody who knows me does not put their hand in my food, especially when it’s close to my mouth.”

But Diaz suddenly felt generous. “I said, ‘What are you. . . ?’ And then I went, ‘You know what? I love you too much, I’m going to give it to you. You deserve it.’”

The sexy pair got a big laugh that their snacking pics hit the web so quickly.

“We started laughing so hard,” Diaz told David Letterman. “Like, ‘Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?’”

Despite recent rumors of a split, the duo are stronger than ever lately — making out at a recent A-list bash following the MTV Movie Awards June 5 and having a lovey-dovey day together in Miami two days later.

[From Us Weekly]

Sports insiders always claimed that Alex was royally pissed off that he and Cameron were featured in that cut-away. I never really understood WHY it would make him so mad, other than the fact that he’s a d-bag cheater who doesn’t want to acknowledge publicly that he’s dating Cameron. So… I don’t believe he was laughing about it. And Camy shouldn’t be laughing either. Her dong haze is frightening, not amusing.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Life & Style had it first, and then Perez Hilton, and now People Magazine is trying to half-heartedly confirm the breakup of Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez. According to their source, Alex dumped Camy. Of course he did. I’m not being facetious, either. Of course Alex dumped Camy, because at this point I don’t there was or is anything that could be done about Camy’s severe case of dong haze. She acts like Alex was the only dong, ever, in the world. Like he invented dong or something. Anyway, I get the feeling that Alex is trying to send Camy a public message: “Stop calling me, bitch.”

A bit more than a year after beginning, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez’s relationship seems to have struck out.

“They broke up a few days ago. He ended it,” a source tells PEOPLE amid reports of a split. “However, they have broken up and gotten back together before, so not sure it’s forever.”

A rep for the actress did not respond to a request for comment, while a rep for the Yankees third baseman had no comment.

After initially laying low, Diaz, 38, and Rodriguez, 35, brought their love public late last year, vacationing in Cabo, stepping out for coffee and cuddling at the Super Bowl.

Just last month, the Bad Teacher star broke her silence on their relationship, telling Maxim, “It’s really awesome.”

[From People]

Ugh. I sincerely hope this is the end of it. I hope Cameron comes back a different woman. Like, I used to buy her empowered-woman speeches and I used to think that she was an honest person, and that she honestly had too much self-respect to lose her mind over second-rate ‘roid dong. But now that idea I had of her is gone. She can still win me back, though. I think she’s still in London, filming Gambit. I want her to go out on the town and hook up with Jude Law or David Gandy or somebody fun. Fingers crossed.

UPDATE: Yeah, not so much. They’re still together. What’s going on with People Magazine lately? Usually they’re getting tips from the publicists, but this is like the third breakup rumor that they’ve been wrong about in a week.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I read something about this earlier in the week – I think Life & Style (via Jezebel) was the first to report this current round of split rumors between Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz. According to L&S’s insider, “He needs to focus on baseball, and that’s all there is to it.” The report also claimed that Cameron was trying to play it cool and act like she didn’t want kids or marriage, but then after they’d been dating for several months, she started pressuring him for marriage and kids. An insider said: “For a long time, Alex thought she was a ton of fun… [she] kept saying that she never wanted to get married and have kids, he thought she would be an easy girlfriend. But then she pushed for more of a commitment, and he told her to cool it.” After which, Alex probably began pressuring her to get a boob job, I guess. Anyway, that report was “denied” by a “source close to Alex” to Gossip Cop. And now Perez Hilton is now claiming that Camy and Alex are dunzo. And The Mail is running with it:

She only spoke publicly about their relationship last month. But it has been reported today that Cameron Diaz and her baseball player boyfriend Alex Rodriguez have split up.

A source told Perez Hilton’s website fitperez.com: ‘They’ve broken up. (Cameron is) hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him. She went overboard.’

The couple first started dating last year and the 38-year-old actress confirmed that she was seeing the New York Yankees star in an interview with Britain’s Elle magazine.

‘Yes, Alex is my boyfriend. It’s not a secret any more,’ she said.

The couple had been spending an increased amount of time together, with the actress apparently even moving to Miami to be closer to the 35-year-old. And Cameron is already said to have met the baseball slugger’s daughters Natasha, six, and Ella, three.

However, just last month the actress claimed to be in no rush to get married.

‘Marriage hasn’t been important to me,’ she told Cosmopolitan magazine. ‘And you can’t have a child just because you think it’s something you are supposed to do.’

The actress is currently promoting her new film Bad Teacher in which she stars alongside ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Cameron’s representative did not return calls to MailOnline asking for confirmation of the news.

[From The Mail]

I don’t think it’s suspicious at all that we’re hearing split reports on the heels of so many reports about Alex and Camy perhaps getting engaged. I don’t think Alex is very into it, honestly. I don’t even think he likes Cameron as much as Kate Hudson. I also think this whole coupling is a total disaster, but I’m not sure whether I should take these split reports as the gospel. While Camy is filming a movie in London and A-Rod is doing his baseball thing, they might have just taken a break. I think Camy might try to get back with him. I hope she doesn’t, but I just think she’s going overboard with this one.

Photos courtesy of Fame & Bauer-Griffin.

This is rich. And probably true. According to In Touch Weekly, Cameron Diaz is considering a cosmetic procedure to make her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez happy. Nevermind that Alex hasn’t been seen in London, where Cameron is filming a movie with Colin Firth. Camy has been there for weeks! And Alex is off doing whatever and whoever. Sorry to digress, back to the subject: Alex wants Camy to get some new boobs. He allegedly told Kate Hudson that she needed new boobs too, but she didn’t get them until later. Anyway, Cameron is seriously considering it:

It’s a love story as old as time: Boy meets girl, girl falls in love, boy asks girl to… get bigger boobs?! When Alex Rodriguez is the boy in question, that’s exactly how things go down.

“Alex told Cameron she should consider implants,” her pal tells In Touch. Even more disturbing? Cameron is willing to get them to please her boyfriend of one year.

“She’s ready to do it now,” says the pal. Of course, she’s not the first to crumble under the baseball player’s pressure: Alex also encouraged Kate Hudson to pump up, though she didn’t get implants until after they broke up. No word on whether A-Rod’s willing to get anything enlarged in return!

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Look, I don’t have a problem, in general, with breast implants. But ladies, get it done to make yourself feel good, to feel sexy, because YOU want it. Don’t do it because some douche that you’re dating is all “You know what would be a good look? If you had bulging muscles, lots of upper body strength and big, fake, plastic melons bolted on to your chest. Because you look hideous now.” Of course, I’ve never encountered that particular body criticism – I’ve always been well-endowed. But if a dude told me to get a breast reduction, he and I wouldn’t last.

And seriously, what is wrong with Alex Rodriguez? He really has a type doesn’t he? He goes for slender blondes and then he “remakes” them into bodybuilders with bolt-ons. Ugh.

By the way, I’ve been waiting for a chance to use this – it’s the first still from Gambit, the film Camy is doing with Colin Firth. Look how Firth is bringing the SEX! Now look at Camy’s crazy jacked face. What is wrong with her?!?

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Cameron Diaz has just recently arrived in London to work on a film called Gambit. She’s going to be working with Colin Firth (swoon!) and Alan Rickman (double swoon!), so Camy is a lucky bitch. You can see some new photos of her in London here, at the Mail. I think chica is looking ROUGH. Like, the more I see of her in close-ups, the more I’m convinced that she’s living a really hard life. Her skin is… not good. But still, it’s nice to run off to London to work with this year’s Oscar-winning Best Actor, right? Probably not for Camy, because she left her beloved Alex Rodriguez stateside. Sob! Do you think she calls him every day, multiple times, to check in while he never calls her? You know what would cure that? A night out on the town with Jude Law. I’m just sayin’. Jude would be a perfect flirtation to keep A-Rod’s interest piqued. But she probably won’t do it. She’s riding the A-Rod train (barf) and now she might even be hoping for a ring! Double barf.

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are “headed to the altar,” says one friend.

Something’s changed for Cameron, who has had long-term relationships with Matt Dillon, Jared Leto and Justin Timberlake. “Alex is very loving toward Cameron and protective of her,” another pal tells In Touch. “She likes that he’s a manly man.”

And she loves that he’s a family man. Cameron spends a lot of time with Alex’s kids, says the pal. Now, the fiercely independent star is so determined to spend time with Alex, she moved to Miami where A-Rod trains, to play a supporting role to him – and step mom to his two young daughters.

And the feeling is mutual. Alex, who checked out nine-carat, Asscher-cut diamonds at NYC’s I. Friedman & Son Jewelers in March – “is getting ready to propose,” says the friend, who added that the woman who once declared “you don’t always live with the person you love forever,” has finally met a man she can’t live without.

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

I love Asscher-cuts. So beautiful, so classic. Is Camy getting an Asscher-cut, 9-carat diamond from Alex? Doubtful. I remember very similar reports when A-Rod was dating Kate Hudson. I think, for whatever reason, A-Rod inspires this in women. Kate Hudson was like this too – it was like she was begging to be in a serious relationship with him, and it just feels like… A-Rod is going to dump Camy the same way.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

For some reason, several tabloids have stories about Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez’s relationship this week. They make me nauseous as a couple. I’ll admit to “getting” Alex when he was with Kate Hudson – at least they seemed kind of fun. But Alex and Cameron is just a turn off for me. I hate who she is with him – and I usually like Cameron for the most part. Anyway, in this week’s Star Magazine, “insiders” claim that Alex and Camy are talking seriously about marriage – to the point where they’re even meeting with lawyers to negotiate a pre-nup. So romantic.

When two superstars known for playing the field give each other their hearts, they don’t take chances with their fortunes. SO serial daters Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez met with their respective lawyers at the members-only club Soho House West Hollywood in LA on Feb. 16 to discuss a prenup over an hour-long lunch.

“That word was mentioned over and over,” says an eyewitness. “They both seemed relaxed and comfortable. And Alex looked totally smitten with Cameron!”

An insider confirms that Cameron, 38, and the divorced dad of two, 35, are indeed seriously talking about taking the plunge together. She was also intimately involved in helping him select their new love nest: a five-bedrrom, $6 million NYC condo. And Cameron is even becoming attached to his young daughters.

“She’s surprised by how much she cares for them,” says the insider. “She always said she didn’t want to be a mom, but she’s really warming to the idea.”

Still, never-married Cameron is wary of Alex’s reputation for loving and leaving the likes of Madonna and Kate Hudson.

“She’s trying to take it slow and be super careful,” says the insider. “And it will definitely take time for these two to work out a financial agreement.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I just don’t buy that Cameron is “taking it slow” and being “careful”. I think she’s the one who is more into this relationship than him. I think to Alex, Cameron is just another blonde to bone for the time being. Also, the prenup rumor just irritates me. Yes, they’re both very wealthy, and I don’t blame either of them for wanting to protect their assets. But if you’re dating someone and you’re in “love” and your first thought is your assets, you shouldn’t be getting married. Maybe I think that because I lack the bride gene – I just think that if two wealthy people are in love and they are truly concerned about their assets (not to mention his wandering eye and that whole “portrait of the baller as a centaur” thing), don’t get married. Just live together. See how it goes.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin and Fame.

Something completely gross happened during the SuperBowl – Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were there, and they were loved up. Loved up to the point where Camy was hand-feeding A-Rod. Like he was a baby bird and she was the mother bird. No, it wasn’t that bad, and in their defense (why?), I think Alex’s hands were full with other gluttonous pleasures, and Camy was just giving him a taste of whatever she had (popcorn?).

Ugh, Cameron, no dick is worth this. I don’t even see how Alex is capable of pleasing a woman… but for argument’s sake, let’s say he is. Are A-Rod/Centaur orgasms worth this? The trips to Paris, the hand-feeding at the SuperBowl? It’s a mess. And I’m losing respect for Cameron.

Screencaps from the video, additional pics courtesy of Fame.

Cameron Diaz decided to bring along her Yankee for Paris Fashion Week. Because nothing says “true love” more than an egomaniacal masturbatory-centaur at your side when you’re making kissy-face with John Galliano. But yes, Camy and Alex Rodriguez are in love. And now they will even be seen out in public together! Camy has really put some time and effort into this, which means that she wants it. She wants him. It’s not just sex. She’s in love and she’s showing off her prize – the centaur douche. Anyway, these photos are from their trip to Paris, and I just wanted to point out something – this relationship is not agreeing with Camy. At all. She’s looked like ten kinds of leathery, ragged hell while they’ve been together.

Meanwhile, A-Rod actually looks okay. I mean, I don’t want to touch his dong, but he doesn’t look like so femme and large-bottomed here. Well, he looks like he hit the fake tan pretty hard before he left America. I wonder why he doesn’t mind being seen with Camy all of a sudden? Did it just occur to him that she’s more A-List than him?

Photos courtesy of Fame.