These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian walking with a friend in Beverly Hills, and I’m also including some photos of Kim and Khloe at the Dallas Mavericks game from a few days ago – Kim went to Dallas to visit Khloe, and they went to one of Lamar’s games together. Anyway, this should just prove how slow it is today. I don’t want to be writing about Kim Kardashian. But I am. So I might as well commit.

First, someone (side-eye at everyone) tweeted to Kim that she looked “fat”. Kim tweeted back, “I will start QuickTrim ASAP then geez!” When Kendall then called Kim a “skinny princess,” Kim replied, “I’m JOKING! I could care less! They are probably 500 lbs.” So… what I got from this was that even though Kim endorses QuickTrim, she doesn’t actually use it, and when someone calls her fat, she’ll only “joke” about using QuickTrim and then continue claiming that she’s a SIZE 2?!

But here’s what I really want to talk about – the Amber Rose stuff. Amber Rose dated Kanye for… whatever, like a year or more. It was around the same time that Kim and Reggie Bush were together. Amber went to Star Magazine and told them that during that time period, Kim was screwing around on Reggie with Kanye. Amber said: “They were both cheating. They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.” Amber also claims that Reggie knew at the time, and he was going to have words with Kanye. And she claims she knew at the time because she saw some “racy” photos that Kim sent Kanye. Amber said she “confronted” Kim (she doesn’t say how): “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person.’ I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded.” Well, Kim finally responded, cryptically of course. Kim tweeted the other day: “Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.” Kim is SO WISE.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here’s another piece to the ongoing Kim Kardashian-Reggie Bush-Amber Rose-Miles Austin breakup story that will NEVER END. Last week we finally got confirmation that Kanye West and Amber Rose had split up – unfortunately, the announcement came just days after Amber was spotted getting all up on Reggie Bush, who split from Kim Kardashian a few months ago. Now, the tabloids would have us believe that Kim and Reggie are still in the throes of their on-again-off-again relationship – just this week, Life & Style ran a cover about Kim’s “revenge” relationship with Miles Austin, which seems designed to make Reggie jealous – and according to L&S, it’s working, and Reggie wants to get back with Kim. That piece (and many others) seemed planted by Kim’s people, especially given the fact that Reggie seems to be all “Kim who?”

So Bossip pointed out that at Wednesday’s ESPYs, Reggie and Amber were all over each other, once again. Hollywood Life had the scoop:

Reggie flirt with Kanye West’s former girlfriend of two years, model Amber Rose, at the ESPY Awards after-party at Drai’s Hollywood nightclub at the W Hotel — and she even gave him a lap dance!

Reggie, 25, partied with his fellow New Orleans Saints before moving to a cabana with his coach and a few ESPN sportscasters, where he was approached by Amber, who didn’t leave his side for the rest of the night.

Amber Rose grabbed Reggie’s hand, stared deeply into his eyes and began to give the athlete a sensual lap dance. Although there was music playing in the background, Amber moved to her own beat and Reggie loved every second of it.

After dancing for more than five minutes, Amber slowly stood up and Reggie whispered something in her ear. Judging from their smiles, it was obvious the couple’s late-night rendezvous was going to continue late into the night.

[From Hollywood Life]

I think Amber has found her new player. And to add insult to injury, Bossip pointed out that the ESPYs were where Reggie and Kim first met, and that Kim’s new guy Miles isn’t “big enough to receive any type of recognition at the Espy Awards… just yet!” Also: “Reggie goes from supposedly not being able to deal with Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to Kanye West’s 1st Year “Put On Foundation” Recipient Winner… Exactly, What is The Difference??? They both got paid for what they did in the past. Wonder what Reggie’s Mom has to say about all this???” Ha! I love Bossip.

CB and I had a much too long conversation about “model”/professional girlfriend Amber Rose yesterday. Like, I maybe it was because yesterday’s news was so slow? I don’t know. But for some reason CB and I sat here and shot the breeze for way too long, theorizing about whether Kanye West and Amber had broken up, and whether she was just trying to get attention or if she was now boning Reggie Bush. It all started when Bossip had this story about Amber and Reggie looking really friendly at some event over the weekend. Reggie, having recovered from dating Kim Kardashian, seemed to be eyeing up the ladies at the party, and Amber caught his attention (photo here). This seemed weird to me, because as far as I could remember, Kanye and Amber hadn’t officially declared they were over. Now Us Weekly has a source who claims that Kanye dumped Amber – because he needed to concentrate on his art. So Amber’s looking for a new player.

Kanye West and his model-girlfriend Amber Rose are taking a break, a source close to the rapper, 33, tells UsMagazine.com.

“They are still good friends,” the source tells Us. “Kanye is consumed with recording his comeback record in Hawaii and had to shut it all off. When he’s in work mode, he can’t handle a relationship. He told Amber he needs to devote everything right now to his craft.”

Rose, 27, isn’t sulking.

Over the Fourth of July weekend, she was spotted making out with Kim Kardashian’s ex Reggie Bush at Axe Lounge in NYC’s The Hamptons — as West’s hit “Flashing Lights” blared from the speakers.

Nevertheless, a second source tells Us: “I wouldn’t say it’s over for good” for West and Rose. “It’s always off-and-on when it’s convenient for these two. He doesn’t go out anymore and she loves it, so he lets her. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are seen together again next week.”

[From Us Weekly]

I was never really sure whether I could buy Amber and Kanye’s relationship, so hearing that they broke up isn’t that big. I always thought it was more performance art on Kanye’s part. Or the desire to just have a steady girlfriend, a “muse” that he could have on his arm. Or maybe it was true love and Kanye just needed to put his art first. I don’t know. But I’m glad I finally have an answer to my question about whether Amber was getting her Reggie Bush freak on behind Kanye’s back.

Amber & Kanye, 2009-2010. All photos courtesy of WENN.

Kanye West and his barely and/or poorly dressed paramour, Amber Rose, have been hitting up Paris fashion week in various outrageous outfits, many featuring animal fur. As many of you know, the fur industry uses barbaric practices and videos have come out that show extremely inhumane treatment of animals skinned for fur. (Here’s a link to Wikipedia’s description of the controversy of fur farming, which is less disturbing that some of the videos made of these poor creatures. I don’t even want to describe what happens to the animals it’s so bad.)

The animal rights activists rightfully trashed arrogant Kanye online due to all of the overpriced tributes to animal cruelty that he and his girlfriend were wearing. In response, Kanye penned a long all caps rant on his blog comparing wearing fur to personal freedom, civil rights, and creativity. GMAFB! I believe that Kanye has already deleted this regrettable post from his blog as I couldn’t find it there. Plenty of other outlets have preserved it for posterity and for poking fun at Kanye, though:

WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, EMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE F*CKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F*CK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL F*CK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!

[From Kanye West's Blog via D-Listed]

Imma let you finish, but I have to say that Rip Torn had the greatest meltdown of the entire weekend.

If Kanye isn’t apologizing then why he didn’t leave this nonsensical rant up? There are more logical leaps in that paragraph than your average Fox News pundit makes in a day. (Ok, an hour.) In Kanye’s mind, there’s somehow a connection between slavery and calling people cruel for choosing to wear fur. It’s soooo oppressive when people make fun of the luxury coat you were comped while you get paid to sit your privileged ass in a chair watching a fashion show and getting your picture taken. Poor, poor Kanye. He just needs to express himself through fashion and never hear a peep of discouragement or he’ll get out the caps lock and the Hennessy. It’s ok, though, when he crashes the stage at an awards ceremony and interrupts a 19 year-old girl’s acceptance speech.

Kanye West has had such a douche-filled year, he decided to do something to alleviate the swarm of bad press. Kanye and his girlfriend Amber Rose volunteered at a Los Angeles homeless shelter over the holidays, and spent several hours serving lunch. Will this help? Probably. It made me stop and rethink Kanye and whether or not we were too harsh on him throughout the year. Granted, he made some supremely dumb, egotistical, crazy moves. But he’s not the devil. Here’s more about Kanye and Amber’s smart move:

Kanye West is ready to move back into the spotlight in a positive way. The Grammy Award winning rapper spread holiday cheer this weekend when he and his girlfriend Amber Rose volunteered their services to the Los Angeles Mission.

West and Rose donated their time to serve lunch to the homeless the day after Christmas (Dec. 26). The non profit organization has been assisting the homeless in the city’s “Skid Row” district for over 70 years.

“It’s just important [to give back] when you’re very blessed,” West said of volunteering. “[It's nice] to spread your blessings and take time out, especially during the holidays, to appreciate people who never get that appreciation. It makes me feel really good to come out here, [with] my family, and I just thank y’all [the Los Angeles Mission] for allowing us to be apart of this.”

[From BET]

Lots of celebrities work with the LA Mission, and many volunteer around the holidays, but homelessness is still an epidemic, especially in larger cities. I hope Kanye keeps up his involvement, because they need him. I really think Kanye has taken the criticism to heart – for the past several months, he’s been very, very low-key, very few red carpets, very few all-caps blog rants, very few douchey interviews about how great he is. While I don’t think Kanye did end up going into rehab, I do think he’s taken a good hard look at himself and he’s trying to become a better man. Maybe I’m just on old softie, but I want Kanye to come back! He was fun sometimes!

Kanye West and Amber Rose leaving ‘Sherlock Holmes’ on December 27, 2009, and at the MTV Awards on September 13, 2009. Credit: WENN.

Remember those interesting Lady Gaga photos from last week? David LaChapelle photographed Gaga for the deluxe issue of her album The Fame Monster, and it seems Gaga’s friend Kanye stopped by the shoot to pose for some photos too (photo above). This photo scares the crap out of me. I think it’s Kanye’s eyes. He borrowed Amber Rose’s freaky pale blue contacts or something. Anyway, I found the photo on True/Slant, and they analyze its racial and political significance, something about Kanye being cast as Gaga’s demonic savior or something. Read the analysis here if you care!

In other Kanye news, a few days ago I was wondering aloud if Kanye West and Amber Rose were still together. Allegedly, Rihanna had given Kanye a private, cheesy dance to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” while they were both in London, but I wasn’t sure if I believed it. For one, there was the Amber situation. Two, there was the plausible Rihanna-Justin Timberlake situation. While JT is still up in the air, I know have visual confirmation on Amber Rose and Kanye! They were photographed exiting a movie theatre in Los Angeles last night. They had seen Avatar.

By the way, what the hell is Amber Rose wearing? Something from the Lindsay Lohan cracked-out leggings line, perchance? If you’re going to wear pants or leggings, shouldn’t you make sure half of your leg isn’t exposed? Why not just wear a skirt?

Kanye and Amber exiting ‘Avatar’ in LA on December 22, 2009. Credit: WENN. LaChapelle photo courtesy of True/Slant.

Of course Kanye hasn’t really learned any lessons from the Taylor Swift incident. Of course he’s not really a changed man. Of course Kanye is still the biggest, bitchiest, nastiest diva in any given room. Of course. On Saturday, at the Hollywood Palladium, a fundraiser concert was held for the Common Ground Foundation. In addition to Kanye, Nas, Ludacris, Common, Mos Def, De La Soul, Heavy D and Queen Latifah were also in attendance and performed for the charity. With all of that talent, with all of those entourages, with all of the possible divas in the backstage area, who do you think the biggest bitch was? Kanye! And the drama was about chicken. I shall name this “The Great Chicken Dramz of 2009”.

Apparently, Kanye West’s character-check getaway isn’t going too well.

According to reports, the rapper showed up over the weekend to Common’s highly publicized benefit show at the Hollywood Palladium, and threw another one of his egotistical tantrums backstage.

The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.

Other guests that night included Nas, Ludacris, Mos Def, De La Soul, Heavy D and Queen Latifah.

[From Vibe]

Yeah, why didn’t the waitress just know that Kanye wanted chicken, without him even having to ask for it? It takes real balls to pitch a hissy at a charity concert… over chicken that you didn’t ask for. Did I say “balls”? I meant “Kanye is nasty little brat who should grow the f-ck up”.

Fox News Pop Tarts has another version of Kanye at the charity concert – their sources claim that Kanye appeared to be “really nervous” and “keeping a low profile” backstage, quietly “thanking anyone who would bother to listen.” Then something happened:

Common told the sold-out crowd that he asked his buddy West to perform for the charitable cause but with all that happened with him and the backlash he received from the VMAs (oh, poor Kanye) he sent his love and apologized he wasn’t able to make it. But despite recently vowing to take a break from the limelight, West couldn’t help himself at the event.

“He stormed the stage and everyone went insane,” a partygoer told Tarts. “After the show he seemed much more outgoing, back to his old self…”

Hmmm, so is that a good thing?

Meanwhile his girlfriend Amber Rose hung chilled on the VIP couch, Common’s leading lady Serena Williams who was celebrating her 26th birthday.

[From Pop Tarts]

I bet Amber Rose was chillin’ with some chicken. HATER! Maybe not though – Amber has a new piercing- it’s a diamond hoop on the middle of her bottom lip. If she got it over the weekend, she was probably not eating for fear of infection. I find it gross… but I’m sure Kanye likes it. He seems to like really gross things.

Kanye is shown below looking sad on 9/22/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose is working hard on her modeling career, in large part to Kanye. She’s splayed about in all sorts of trashy poses in October’s Elle. The best part is the spread (so to speak) is that it’s credited as “styled by Kanye West.” I laughed and laughed when I saw that. It explains a lot, considering Elle normally isn’t as tacky as these photos. And these outfits. Just everything about it screams “Kanye wants to put his woman on display.” We’re very impressed.

The interview talked a lot about style and how Amber burst onto the scene last year in all sorts of lycra spandex and giant glasses. Oh, and the cue ball look. Never forget the cue ball. Anyway, Amber says she and Kanye have really different senses of style, and while he might “style” her now and then, she’s not his Barbie and has ultimate say. Which might not be a good thing, because it turns out she’s not too smart. She didn’t know what the Met was.

When asked about the collaborative process with West on their inaugural shoot for ELLE, Rose laughs. “We’re like total opposites,” she says. “he’ll pick out something and I’ll be like, ‘Oh, God, I don’t like that at all.’ And then I’ll pick out something and he’ll be like, ‘Babe, just… no.’ I’m more electric pink and bright yellow. And Kanye’s more like nude and bone. Like, bone is his favorite color. I’m like, whose favorite color is bone?”

Rose, a video vixen who’s appeared in music videos including Ludacris’ “What Them Girls Like,” Young Jeezy’s “Vacation,” and West’s “Robocop,” recently signed a contract with Ford Models and is planning to study acting a possibly launch her own line of sunglasses. She admits that she and West “are dating and enjoying each other’s company,” but is adamant that her personal style is just that, personal. “I’m not like his Barbie,” says Rose about West, who wanted her to try on a gown for the Metropolitan Opera’s 125th Anniversary Gala at Lincoln Center in March. Instead, Rose chose an all-white cocktail wrap-dress by Alexander Wang, complete with a thigh-flashing slit.

“I didn’t want to wear a long gown,” Rose says. “So then we get to the Met and everybody has a long gown. I was like, great. I didn’t know what the Met was!”

[From Elle, Oct. 2009, print ed.]

I don’t know why but Amber actually came across as fairly endearing to me. Normally I’d find that last comment dumb, but I like that she admitted it. It’s a funny little story. I mean she is dumb, but at least she’s not so full of herself that she won’t admit it. How stupid is it to go to a big event – where your fashion-knowledgeable boyfriend is trying to get you to wear a formal gown – and not do a little basic research first? Like, “Should I show up in jeans or a ball gown?” It’s good to know the basics. But really her job is just to be Kanye’s arm candy. And because it’s very important for Kanye to believe that we’re impressed and envious, she obviously needs to wear ridiculously form-fitting attire that’s so tight you can practically see her freckles through them. Yeah, that tight. Remember, lyrcra spandex.

Regardless of all this, I know I’m supposed to hate Amber and find her really annoying, because everyone else seems to. But for some reason I don’t. I don’t care for her sense of style whatsoever, and I’m not impressed by her. But she’s basically inoffensive and a little dull and that’s it. And that’s not really enough for me to hate her. I think most people dislike her because of her look (voluntarily bald) and they think she’s just with Kanye for attention, which she probably is. She’ll pass in a year at most, but I don’t really find anything about her personality to be so provocative one way or the other. Just her clothes.

It’s the dog days of summer, and we all know what that means: bikini time. I have it on good authority (my own) that celebrities do nothing besides parade around in progressively skimpier attire all summer long. The goal, by the end, is to be wearing nothing more than a little bit of skin by September. You really should be showing most of your bones by that point. And I think that’s about all that’s left, in terms of the surprise factor. I’ve seen so much of so many stars’ bodies that I can barely summon the strength to raise an eyebrow. Okay that’s a lie, I scan the photos obsessively, hoping for an errant cellulite shot. And then I pretend I can’t raise an eyebrow.

A lot of people have puzzled over Kanye West’s relationship with cue ball Amber Rose. She’s also been called M&M head and a few other things I can’t repeat. I’ve been as confused as the next person – most of his women have been so feminine! But on the other hand, it’s nice to see he doesn’t just go for one single type. All that said, yesterday Amber bared her barely-there bikini body, and I think I have a better idea about why Kanye’s into her. I have never been able to look south of her head, but girl does have a bangin bod. And a pretty open philosophy when it comes to love, too.

Complex: There’s constant chatter on the blogs about your sexual preference. Are you bisexual?
Amber Rose: Yeah, they label me a bisexual freak stripper that f*cks Kanye on a daily basis. [Laughs.] You know: “Amber Rose, the bisexual, dyke, freak, whatever the f*ck.” To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality [laughs] but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish. I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and shit like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together.

[From Complex]

So, good to know we can rule out Amber Rose and animals. I’ve got to say, I might accuse her of a lot of things, but that would not be one of them. In fact she probably could have left that one alone. Even though she sort of phrased it in a crass way, I appreciate Amber’s message about seeing beauty in everybody. I sure as hell can’t, but I respect that she can or at least tries. She also gave an interesting quote about her career.

Superstar rapper Kanye West paraded his bikini-clad girlfriend, Amber Rose, in Miami Beach Tuesday, and boy, did paps get some good shots!

While West, 32, stayed covered up in an all-white get-up, Rose, 26, wore a teenie-weenie orange bikini, complete with a dental floss back showing off a sculpted, flawless rear end.

Rose, a stripper-turned-Ford model, recently told with Complex magazine of her beau, “Obviously, Kanye is a super-duper megastar, so he definitely gave me the fast track to the top, and I love him and appreciate him so much for that.”

[From Radar]

I don’t want to accidentally sound like I’m turning into an Amber Rose fan here, but I like that she admitted Kanye’s help and was appreciative about it. It’s so annoying when someone no one’s ever heard of starts dating a celebrity, and then they start talking about how hard they’ve been working on their career all these years (ahem, George Clooney’s ex, Sarah Larson). Not that any part of me thinks Kanye would let someone take credit for anything he had a part of, girlfriend or not. But while Amber does have an amazing body, I doubt any modeling agency would ever have paid her attention if her name weren’t attached to West’s. Now she’s got a modeling contract with the prestigious Ford Agency, along with everyone ogling her bikini. What more could she ask for?

Solid gold set up for the commenters.

Here are Amber Rose and Kanye in Miami beach yesterday. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

I can’t remember the last time a celebrity dated a woman who was so universally mocked for her looks as has been the case with Kanye West and Amber Rose. You know, the almost-bald girl he’s been on and off with for a few months. She wears absolutely ridiculous outfits – and not in a Lady Gaga/I’m creative and weird (you could argue) sort of way. Amber Rose wears them in a desperate for attention whatever it takes way. From the neck down she isn’t all the bad, but come on – what is going on with this girl’s face? I’ve never understood what the deal is with that. Yes, I demand an explanation for her face.

But apparently I’m the only one, because Amber Rose now has a modeling contract – with a legit (even enviable) agency. Apparently hair like moldy peach fuzz will get you everywhere.

KANYE West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose, has found herself some gainful employment — the bald-headed model announced on Globalgrind.com that she just inked a deal with the Ford agency. The contract, Rose writes, is “proof that when you work hard, good things do happen.” At least to people with powerful friends: We hear Rose linked up with Ford after her pal Russell Simmons introduced her on the phone to former Ford Models CEO Katie Ford.

[From Page Six]

Yes, when you work hard dating Kanye West and pal around with his pals, good things will happen. I can’t even begin to guess what’s going on with this girl or how she got a contract if Kanye didn’t pull more strings than a marionette. Is she really that close with Russell Simmons? What’s wrong with Russell’s vision? I’ve stopped asking Kanye to get contacts, but now I’m thinking both of them need to pony up the $329 per eye and get Lasik.

Now I’m going to go stand in front of the mirror and reassure myself this was all okay because I’m so perfectly pretty.

Here’s Amber Rose leaving Villa in L.A. on July 2nd. I was wrong, I definitely see model potential here. Images thanks to WENN.com .