Lindsay Lohan stars in the universally-panned Chapter 27 as a fictional girl next door character who inexplicably befriends John Lennon’s assassin, Mark David Chapman, in the days before the obsessed fan shot the beloved musician in 1980 outside his NY apartment. The real Chapman has been in Attica State Prison since 1981 and has become an evangelical Christian. He is serving 20 years to life and says if he ever gets out he wants to travel around and preach the word of God. He seems to have another obsession in jail, too, and is said to have photos of Lohan all over his cell. He’s also been asking for permission to write Lohan and to have her visit him:

The man who killed late BEATLE JOHN LENNON has reportedly become obsessed with actress LINDSAY LOHAN - turning his cell into a shrine to the star.

Mark David Chapman, who has already served 27 years in jail for assassinating Lennon in 1980, has allegedly begged the Mean Girls star to visit him at Attica State Prison, New York.

The murderer has pictures of the troubled star, who plays his girlfriend Jude in the movie Chapter 27, plastered all over his walls at the prison, according to Ireland’s Sunday World newspaper.

A source at the prison tells the publication, “He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him. “He’s been turned down flat, but he won’t give up.”

Chapman, 52, who was diagnosed as psychotic and denied parole four times, is still considered so dangerous and at risk from other inmates, he is confined to a special unit at Attica.

[WENN via Hollywood.TV]

That’s super creepy and at least the guy is in jail and can’t do her any harm. Chapman isn’t the only inmate to have a thing for 21 year-old addict Lindsay. While her father was serving time for multiple charges he was said to have asked his fellow criminals to take photos of his daughter down from their lockers because it offended him. You can see how Lindsay would appeal to prisoners, since she seems to have a lot in common with the type of women they normally date.

That header is the real mugshot of Mark David Chapman, thanks to Wikipedia. Jared Leto sure got his look down for the part in Chapter 27, but it couldn’t make up for his acting or the bad script.

Move over, rehab. There’s a new fad among celebs- these days, you’re not anyone in Hollywood unless you’ve got your own personal, creepy stalker. Not one to be outdone by the likes of Tyra Banks, Pamela Anderson and Catherine Zeta Jones, “Say Anything” cutiepants John Cusack has a female stalker who likes to show up unannounced at his home. And no, she doesn’t stand outside holding a boom box over her head, playing Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes,” just in case you were wondering.

A woman who showed up Sunday outside John Cusack’s Malibu home — despite a restraining order barring her from approaching the actor — was arrested on suspicion of stalking, Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials said Monday.

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.

As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them that he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.

Emily Leatherman, 33, was booked on suspicion of felony stalking, violating a restraining order and petty theft. Leatherman, who was booked at the Malibu-Lost Hills station, was being held in lieu of $150,000 bail, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

“She was arrested and had violated a previous restraining order taken out against her by Mr. Cusack,” Whitmore said.

[From the LA Times]

She didn’t have a car, so she took a cab to John’s home- even though she didn’t have cab fare! That’s dedication right there. The mug shot of this chick is really creepy; her eyes look totally dead. John, if you need someone to keep you company and make sure the scary lady doesn’t come back, I’d be happy to help. I’m an excellent markswoman, and I make a mean meat loaf. Call me!