The interesting thing about the Cannes Film Festival is that the attendees range from bona fide, A-list movie stars to a bunch of (barely) C-list party girls, who are mostly there for the late-night bashes and to rub shoulders with eligible or semi-eligible rich dudes. So last night’s Cannes de Grisogono party was a sight to behold with a wide range of red-carpet walkers.

Heidi Klum wore a black, slinky, low-cut gown with bizarre, dragonfly-inspired earrings and bracelet. The dress is rather shapeless, and Heidi’s eyeliner is too heavy. Perhaps the look would have beens lightly better if she’d opted for tumbling locks instead of a severely-pulled back look. I’m consistently amazed at how a supermodel who hosts her own fashion-based television program can get it so wrong most of the time.

Tara Reid is still prowling around (and is probably drunk) as well. I have no earthly idea why she’d wear a dress that looks like this. This gold-embelleshed, sheer monstrosity must have been picked out by that 60-year-old jewelry designer who is (allegedly) paying her way throughout the festival.

Kelly Brook probably won this red carpet contest at this party with a snug red gown that covered up most of her assets yet revealed a sizeable portion of her back. Not everyone can get away with peplum, but Kelly pulls it off marvelously.

Milla Jovovich still seems really “off” this year at Cannes, where she usually brings it in a huge way. Here, she’s going for old school glamour and does better than she did with her sloppy On the Road premiere look, but that’s not saying much.

Paris and Nicky Hilton went for vastly different dresses, and the result was … interesting. Paris actually doesn’t look terrible here even though her gown’s fabric might have been pulled from the curtains of the Waldorf Astoria. Nicky looks uncomfortable as hell in this black leather number with matching stiletto heels. Ouch.

Ivana Trump demonstrates quite well that money doesn’t equate to class. Without even taking that awful dress into consideration, the jewels, the eyeliner, and the lips all add up to way too much tackiness.

Victoria Silvstedt looks like a cheap hooker in this satiny, pink, floor-length number that truly looks like it belongs in the bedroom. I try to refrain from saying that about anyone, but here Victoria’s earned it.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

CB hasn’t said it to me directly, but I think she thinks I hate children. I don’t really hate them, I just have a very low tolerance for the annoyances many children bring. I’m not a mother, and I like the idea of kids – but in reality, when I’m seated behind a kid in a restaurant or movie theatre, I’m the bitch who says something. All of you know someone like me. I’m the one who gripes loudly “Why would you bring a four year old to a rated R movie?” I’m the one who asks the waitress if there are any other tables available, while shooting a look at some kid who is in the midst of a full-blown ketchup-related tantrum. Don’t even say it. I know I’m a bitch.

I bring up my alleged child-hatred (which is really just mild child-annoyance) because of this story involving Ivana Trump, some rowdy children, a plane, and what was probably a team of burly TSA men. Just so you know, this is the first time I think Ivana Trump and I might be kindred spirits:

Donald Trump’s ex-wife, Ivana, was forcefully removed from a New York City-bound Delta Airlines flight Saturday after causing a scene and screaming at crew members.

According to the Associated Press, Trump’s 60-year-old former wife became angered by a group of children running in the aisle of her first class cabin while the flight was waiting to depart Palm Beach International Airport en route to New York.

Flight attendants were unable to calm the socialite down and the pilot taxied the plane back to the gate where law enforcement tried to convince Trump to voluntarily exit the aircraft.

When she refused and continued to hurl obscenities at crew members and fellow passengers, deputies “physically escorted her off the aircraft,” a department spokesman told RadarOnline.com.

Trump filed for divorce from her fourth husband, Rossano Rubicondi, earlier this month.

[From Us Weekly]

For me, the story hinges on something we don’t know – were the rowdy kids first-class passengers or economy-class? If they were economy class, I don’t blame Ivana in the least. She paid the exorbitant price for first-class, she should be able to enjoy her white wine in peace and quiet. If the kids were first-class passengers too, well, tough sh-t for Ivana. The kids’ parents paid for their seats, and the kids can act however they want. Oh, and I can totally see myself “pulling an Ivana” especially if I was the one being escorted out while the parents of the rowdy kids, and the kids themselves, were allowed to stay on the plane. That’s not fair.

Do I sound too Team Ivana? This is new for me. I’ve never identified with her before. Even though I totally understand how and why this happened, I do think Ivana should invest in some sleeping pills or Valium or something to make her more chilled out for flying. That’s as harsh as I’ll go.

Ivana Trump at the International Horse Fair (SICAB) in Spain on November 28, 2009. Credit: Target/FAME Pictures.

Ivana Trump’s marriage to fourth husband Rossano Rubicondi is – not surprisingly – over. The pair dated for six years before getting married in April, so you’d think they’d know what they were getting into. Though they each called 911 on the other after a big fight three weeks before the wedding, with Ivana calling Rossano “abusive.” So it doesn’t sound like they had the most solid foundation.

Ivana Trump has separated from her fourth husband, Rossano Rubicondi, the Associated Press reports.

Trump, 59, issued a statement announcing her split from her 36-year-old Italian entrepreneur husband, whom she married in April.

According to her statement, Trump filed for legal separation three months ago but never went public because she did not want it to interfere with Rubicondi’s participation on the Italian edition of Survivor.

“Rossano wants to live in Miami and work in Milan,” Trump says. “But, I am a New Yorker and my family, friends and businesses are here. As the beautiful song says, `Que sera sera!’”

[From People]

Just last week Ivana denied that there were any problems in her marriage, even though she’d already filed for separation.

Rumors that Ivana Trump’s marriage to Rossano Rubicondi is on the rocks are “totally false,” according to the Czech beauty herself. “My husband is in Honduras right now filming the Italian version of ‘Survivor,’” she told us at a Cinema Society party. “Everything’s good! He actually lost 20 pounds while down there, so he’s looking hot. Heeeello!”

[From Rush & Malloy]

It sounds like Ivana’s taking a pretty light tone to all this. The wedding was a lavish affair in traditional Trump style. They were married at Ivana’s ex-husband Donald Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Palm Beach estate in front of five hundred guests. I’m imagining there were a lot of gold-paneled walls and other tacky Trump adornments.

Though Trump is citing Rossano’s desire to live in Miami as the reason for the divorce, it’s hard to ignore the possibility that their 23 year age difference was a contributing factor. Obviously they had something that kept them together for six years, but whatever it was, it seems to have flown out the window well before they walked down the aisle.

Here are photos of Ivana and Rossano from 2007 and 2008. Images thanks to WENN.

59 year old Ivana trump married her fourth husband, Italian actor/model Rossano Rubicondi, 35, in an over-the-top ceremony at her second husband Donald Trump’s Mar-A-Lago estate in Palm Beach on Saturday. They held their reception in the same ballroom where Trump married his third wife Melania in 2005.

Among the 500 guests were Kathy and Rick Hilton, Robin Leach, George Hamilton, and Brigitte Nielsen. The theme from Rocky played as the young groom entered the ceremony, and Neil Sedaka sang at the reception.

People promises to have the exclusive photos in their next issue, but OK! reminds us that Trump and her much younger husband don’t have the calm and romantic relationship their garish nuptials might lead you to believe.

Ivana and Rossano both called 911 on each other on March 17 after an argument. Rossano called first, and police came to Ivana’s Palm Beach home, searched and left. Ivana called 911 again two hours later, saying “What’s going on is that I have a boyfriend which [sic] I want to leave my home and he called the police before and he’s abusive.”

No one was arrested, and Rossano was cuffed and released. The NY Post reported this story at the end of March, and quoted a source as saying that “They’ve been fighting ever since they met each other, and the only reason anyone can imagine for why they are getting married is for the publicity.” The Post also noted at the time that OK! Magazine had brokered an exclusive $1 million deal for the wedding photos, but obviously that fell through and People must have outbid them.

Now we know why OK! is so quick to remind us that this marriage is probably doomed.

Ivana and Rossano are shown out to dinner on Valentine’s Day in NY, thanks to Splash News.

You might have thought the fire was out under the bubbling cauldron of The Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell feud, but according to Out magazine .. fuel is being added to the fire by freelance peace negotiator and former Mrs. Trump, Ivana

The war began weeks ago when Trump pardoned Miss USA, who had allegedly been indulging in some bad behavior, and Rosie questioned why Trump should be a moral compass for the country—it just got worse from there. Ivana says she had words for both Ro and The Donald. “I was very diplomatic and at the end of the day, I said, ‘You know, guys, just take the high road, it is so ridiculous,’” Ivana told AP Television.

So where was this second Camp David held … on what hallowed go round did Ivana gather these warring factions to broker a peace that will finally hold ? Will our children have a chance grow up in a world without Ro-Do conflict ?

The Answers: Nowhere at all … and not very likely … as she gave both Ro and Do this advice via her column in The National Enquirer. And she not only has advice … she has analysis

“Donald and Rosie, they’re getting fantastic ratings, they’re getting publicity, they’re really using it as a marketing tool, not because they are enemies, and I understand that only too well.”

Although it strikes me that if the analysis is true … then the advice was rubbish … Ivana you gotta pick a gear and drive in it … its either the high road or fantastic ratings. Wonder which side she’ll come down on.