Guess Kate didn’t pay Doherty enough cash to keep his mouth shut, because he reportedly spilled the beans about their planned wedding while at an Austrian porn club.

Doherty claims that he’s going to marry Kate in a ceremony in Scotland this fall and says that he loves to get high and have sex with the supermodel:

The article went on to reveal that Pete plans to pass his required drug tests by getting someone else’s urine samples. He also called himself the new John Lennon, and “the most important rock star now!”

Kate is said to visit Pete with a purse full of bundled-up cash to help secure his silence about their reconciled relationship. She also has offered to pay the bill for Pete to have his teeth fixed. Pete rarely brushes his teeth and suffers from bad halitosis.

As one of the world’s highest paid models, Kate has to be careful about her public image. She seems to have recovered splendedly from the cocaine scandal she suffered last year, and has just secured a new $875,000 contract advertising jeans for Calvin Klein. She will also face no warning or charges for the crime of using cocaine and the stupidity of being caught on tape.

Here is Pete Doherty with one of his many Jaguars outside his flat in London on April 2 and Kate Moss outside a dentist’s office recently. Maybe Moss was making inquiries for Doherty. Hopefully he’ll get rid of his terrible breath in time for their honeymoon.

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“Ex” drug addicts Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, and Courtney Love are going to Hawaii together to give the world’s paparrazi some well-deserved time in the sun.

Somehow Moss and Love consider themselves older mentors to Lindsay, who has no public drug scandal or stint in rehab yet:

The trio may be celebrating Moss’ recent triumph over the drug scandal she suffered when a video was released last year of her snorting cocaine. All criminal charges against Moss are expected to be dropped and she should have no criminal record. Moss wisely did not admit to any wrongdoing when questioned by police.

Moss recently received a £1million advance from Virgin Books to write a tell-all autobiography of her cocaine abuse.

Virgin mogul Richard Branson has paid Kate Moss a £1million advance to write an autobiography about her ordeal with cocaine abuse. Moss is said to have confided in Branson during her struggle to get off drugs last year:

Kate’s career had some setbacks, but quickly recovered after the video of her doing cocaine came out last year. Now she’s set to cash in big time with a revealing autobiography.

Kate Moss has also forfeited a lawsuit against Britian’s Channel Five for a 2004 documentary, “The Truth about Kate Moss,” that claimed that she did cocaine. In order to proceed with the lawsuit, Kate would have had to sign a statement that she didn’t do cocaine. Instead of signing the statement, for which there is plenty of proof otherwise, she gave up persuing the lawsuit.

Here is Kate out with a male friend in London on Thursday. We also have pictures of her April appearance in Harper’s Bazaar.

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Life and Style weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with young Jamie Burke, the 20 year-old singer that Kate Moss took to Aspen last Christmas. The rag tries to manufacture a conflict between the friends over Burke, but we doubt Moss - or Lohan - cares:

Kate seems to want to reconcile with Pete Doherty after he declared his undying love on the windshield of one of his many secondhand Jaguars, and she has probably forgotten about Jamie. Maybe she even lent Jamie to Lindsay as part of her compaign to help Lindsay get sober.

The source where we got the news says that Lohan has been tied to Leonard DiCaprio lately, but as we mentioned earlier, we doubt that’s true.

Here is Lohan in NY. We haven’t seen her in a while, so she may have been taking Kate Moss’ sage advice to lay low. [via]

And here’s Kate Moss shopping with her daugher, Lila Grace, in London [via] Pictures of Moss going out to dinner with friends [via] are after the jump.

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Kate Moss tells tells her party buddy Lindsay Lohan do as I say, not as I do:

This sounds like someone trying to put a spin on the fact that Moss and Lohan are hanging out. They did get wasted and make out at a NY Strip club less than three months ago. Then again, it’s been a few days since we’ve seen Lohan, so maybe she’s taking Moss’ advice.

Here is Moss yesterday outside of either her house or Davinia Taylor’s house, depending on who you believe.

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The Mirror reports that Kate Moss partied for nearly 24 hours, first heading out with designer Stella McCartney to see Jack White’s new band in London on Thursday night. Later that night she met up with divorced couple Jude Law and Sadie Frost and went to a bar. Kate downed quite a few and teased the paparrazi waiting outside for her. She and Sadie then headed to a party held at artist Jake Chapman’s house. Sadie left at 4am, but Kate sent her driver home and didn’t leave until Saturday!

One of the reasons Kate went missing can be found in a report by News of the World, which says that Kate and her ex, Pete Doherty spent the night together at a mutual friend’s house “after Moss enjoyed a night of wild partying on Thursday”:

It sounds like Kate either met Pete at the party, or called him and asked him to meet her there. Regardless of how they met up, they have been rumored to be back together for about two weeks. Moss and Doherty are even supposed to have a “secret date” to a comedy theater show this week, but it looks like they couldn’t wait until then to see each other.

Doherty recently made headlines with a karate kick to a BBC reporter’s arm outside of a court appearance for drug possession.

Well Kate Moss really has reunited with Pete Doherty, according to Britain’s Mirror, and she’s planning a vacation in the south of France to help him sober up:

Kate is said to be planning the trip because she wants to avoid the press. She is afraid of jeopardizing her newfound success if her reconciliation with Pete goes public.

Sure, that will work. People don’t drink or do drugs more than usual on vacation.

Dating lesson for women #1: You can’t change a guy.

British rag “News of the World,” not know for its accuracy, is reporting that Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are back together and that Kate has given Pete the key to her place:

If this is true I would really, really like to see pictures. It seems unlikely since the press follow Moss everywhere and there’s no evidence yet. However, it does explain Doherty’s scrawled message of love to Kate as he left a court appearance in London this week.

Everyone knows that Kate Moss is a big cokehead ever since that video came out. She may or may not have recovered now, but her career definitely has. What’s important is that Kate is not an average street druggie. She does it up with style:

Wait - Kate moss gave herself Rohypnal? Isn’t that usually administered by dates who can’t get laid? Oh yeah, those are the type of guys that she willingly dates. She must be trying to make it easier on herself.

The article goes on to state that a former associate claims Moss did drugs with Naomi Campbell while in South Africa:

Kate didn’t just keep stuff in her purse - she used a Faberge egg worth more than six figures in US dollars. She added her own kind of expensive, jet-setting class to the druggie lifestyle.

Here’s Kate Moss’ blurry, shaky cocaine video with an Italian voiceover. I would post it here, but you’ve probably already seen it.

Update: Kate SLEPT with Naomi Campbell on that trip!

Pictures from Moss’ Marilyn-inspired spread in the April issue of W Magazine. Ten more after the jump, with some NSFW. [via]