When I told my mom about last week’s Mel Gibson story – the one where he told Oksana that “If you get raped by a pack of n-ggers, it will be your fault” – my mom asked, “Is there anyone he hasn’t alienated at this point?” And I said: “Yes, I don’t think he’s said anything about Mexicans yet. So the Latino community might be on his side.” Not so much, as it turns out. You know that a hateful bigot who says sh-t about African-Americans and Jews, and threatens to rape and set fire to the mother of their child, not to mention actually beating a woman who “deserved it” – well, you know, that person would eventually hit the trifecta of bigotry: Jews, African-Americans and now Latinos. Yes, there’s tape of Mel (according to Radar) using the word “wetbacks” like it’s going out of style. Note: it should go out of style.

Mel Gibson has been caught on tape making ANOTHER bigoted remark, this time against Latinos, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. The Oscar-winning director/actor is heard referring to one of his staffers as a “wetback” during a recorded argument with Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his love child.

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape in which Mel tells Oksana: “I will report her to the f**king people that take f**king money from the wetbacks.”

He is referring to turning a worker into immigration authorities, RadarOnline.com has been told. ‘Wetbacks’ is a disparaging slang term for those of Latino heritage, especially Mexican illegal immigrants in the United States. The slur stems from the fact that illegal Mexicans would sometimes swim to cross into other countries.

RadarOnline.com broke the story Wednesday that the Lethal Weapon star admitted he beat his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.

In the recording, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”

The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**king deserved it.”

As yet, the actor has not apologized or acknowledged any wrongdoing in these latest hate-fuelled outbursts.

[From Radar]

What’s next, Mel? Got something horrible to say about Italians? Those slurs are just as dated and common. How about something horrible against the Irish? Asians? Ooh, I bet there are tapes of him saying something nasty about Asians, you know there is. My guess is that in Mel’s racial sh-tlist, Asians are probably the number four most hated, after Jews, African-Americans and Mexicans.

Okay, so with the previous tapes, we’ve gotten Jesse Jackson and Gloria Allred to make statements. Who will speak for the beleaguered Latino community with this one? Bill Richardson is my guess.

Mel on January 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.

NY Post Columnist Cindy Adams has posted a long over-the-top rant against celebrity lifestyles in general, using the rumor of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s split as a catalyst for her ire. It’s really an incredible condemnation of Hollywood and the way we elevate, coddle and overpay celebrities. Adams seems to claim that it’s inevitable that celebrities become entitled people unable to maintain relationships based on the way they’re treated like Gods. This lady is 79 years old and I would guess she’s fed up with everything she’s witnessed and is headed into either batsh*t or “I don’t give a sh*t” territory, or maybe a little of both. With this rant, she’s probably burned some bridges and written herself out of potential interviews with the celebrities and industry she’s bashing. It’s a damn good read. Here are some highlights, and go to the NY Post for more.

The Angelina-Brad thing. I don’t know more than anyone else. Their lawyers probably don’t know more. Who knows if even they know more. They really only know they’re used to being pampered, protected, worshipped and obeyed.

These types don’t figure ’til death do us part. “Death” to them is the hairdresser who didn’t show up or the photo that makes them look fat. Serviced like racing cars, on the set they put a hand out — someone plops a cup of coffee in it. Trust me, after five years, no spouse, bed partner or significant other does that.
Brushed with God’s feather, these creatures have looks, ability, some somethingness that dropped them into an odd narrow profession that propels their image onto celluloid. They can’t direct a rocket to the moon. Can’t gather assorted springs and coils into a wrist watch. Can’t cure the common cold or summon the smarts to build a skyscraper. All they can really do is pretend. For that, they earn more money than most countries.
AND the result? Not gratitude. Entitle ment.

They want. They have everything. They still want. They want more of whatever’s inaccessible to anyone else. You want to rescue one Chihuahua? They want 12. To match each outfit. You looking to adopt one child? They’re negotiating for a sixth and seventh. That lots of American children need homes means nothing. They want designer kids from the Congo or somewhere in Burundi.

Whatever’s bigger, higher, less available, they want. Clothes, they’re given. Jewelry, they’re loaned. Houses and cars, they have. Kids, they buy. Private planes, they use. Divorces, they get. They still want. More power, more money, more sex. What the other person has. At a Hollywood wedding, when asked, “Do you take this man [or woman],” bridal couples have been known to say, “No. On second thought, we’ll take that other one…”

SO maybe you have to be wacked out to be a Hollywood star. Maybe you have to be like Angelina, who has tat toos probably even inside her ovaries, who once kept a vial of then-husband Billy Bob Thornton’s blood in a vial around her neck, who doesn’t speak to her father, who’s reported to frequent a London sex shop. Maybe you have to be like Brad Pitt, who went from splendiferous to always always wearing a dumb baseball cap and looking like Ho Chi Minh with that scraggly beard.

[From The NY Post via Fark]

I really hate how people continue to dismiss and characterize Angelina as crazy based on her wild youth. People change and grow and if anyone has show that it’s possible, it’s Angelina. A lot of people have tattoos and visit sex shops occasionally, it doesn’t mean they’re unfit parents. Also, Pitt does wear an unkempt beard now, but it’s probably for a role. Even if it isn’t, who cares? Everyone is growing a beard lately and maybe Pitt wanted to shed his beefcake status for a little while.

Anyway, it bothers me that Adams is lambasting the industry and its human products on one side and then going on to criticize the fact that Brad and Angelina aren’t perfect specimens of unblemished beauty. Yes celebrities are way too overpaid, pampered and privileged. So are sports stars. What are we going to do about it? I think there’s already a backlash against massive celebrity salaries, because we’ve seen that an enormously popular star, (Will Smith probably excepted) can’t carry a movie. It’s more about action films and plots now rather than your favorite celebrity. (Some of the highest grossing films don’t have big stars like The Hangover, Avatar, Transformers, etc.)

So will Brad and Angelina break up and is their demise inevitable given their careers? Maybe, maybe not. As I’ve said before, they probably have a 50/50 chance just like everyone else.

Remember how Sienna Miller gave us that song and dance about she how she was “naïve and trusting” in her relationships? That was from her Vogue Magazine interview last month, and she was alluding to Balthazar Getty and their alleged split at the time. Unfortunately, just a few weeks later, Sienna and Balthazar were photographed on another topless vacation. So, basically, Sienna plays the victim when it’s convenient, but nothing is going to stop her from being with her married man. You’d expect this kind of audacity would come with a healthy dose of humor, grace or at the very least, a general acceptance that screwing a married man for a year causes people to talk. Not so much for Sienna. When she got some mediocre Balthazar-related questions during a phone interview for an Australian radio station, Sienna went off on an obscene rant:

Sienna Miller launched into a foul-mouthed rant after being quizzed about her love life.

The actress flew into a rage and told a radio host to “p**s off” when asked if she is still dating on/off lover Balthazar Getty.

During a phone interview with Australian radio station Fox FM, Sienna fumed: “You’ve called us scrags, b****es, knocked-up. We are not here to talk about him [Getty]. But, yes, I know him and everything is good, thank you.

“What a scoop! Congratulations! You are really, really clever!”

Radio host Adam Richard tried to apologise for upsetting the 27-year-old blonde star by saying: “I didn’t mean to step on your toes.”

However, Sienna refused to calm down and snapped back: “You’re going there.”

Last month, it was claimed Sienna had reunited wit Balthazar after he reportedly whisked her off to Italy for a romantic break.

Balthazar, 34, and Sienna sparked outrage when they were first linked last July.

His wife Rosetta Millington – who has four children with the billionaire actor – split from the star, but they are yet to divorce.

[From OK! UK Magazine]

Yeah, Sienna is a bitch. And she’s nasty for no real reason. I mean, who could have predicted that Sienna would get a couple of questions about the married man she’s been banging for a year? I mean, except for every publicist in America, Britain, and Australia. We knew that all of that already. But by throwing these kinds of hissy fits, is she destroying what’s left of her career? In case anyone thinks I’m being too harsh on Sienna, consider this – she has a publicist. She has a management team. Do you think there’s no one in her life who’s paid to sit her down and say “These are the questions you’re going to get, and this is how you answer without throwing an obscene, immature temper tantrum”?

Sienna Miller is shown promoting a Hugo Boss fragrance in Spain on 6/5/09. Credit: ENF/Fame Pictures

Gibson at the Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Mel Gibson took to the pulpit with a bizarre rant at Sunday services in the church he founded in Angoura Hills, California. The 53 year-old father of seven and devout Traditionalist Catholic is divorcing his wife of 29 years and expecting a baby with his 39 year-old mistress, Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva. Apparently all the gossip among the congregation is getting to Mel as he felt compelled to address it with an angry tirade:

In what is being described as a “crazed rant,” Mel Gibson, fed up with gossip among the congregation about his personal affairs, chastised his fellow churchgoers during Sunday services at his Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, California on Sunday, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

“Mel’s completely lost it,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “[His] holier than thou world is falling apart around him — all these years he’s been preaching the good holy word, and now that the wizard’s curtain has been pulled back, we find that Mel hasn’t been practicing what he preaches.”

In front of two priests and a visiting bishop, Gibson made a huge scene when he “paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized,” a source told RadarOnline.com.

“Mel got up on his stage — the altar — and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about – he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it.”

[From Radaronline]

Mel is hardly controlling the gossip by bringing it up and freaking out about it in front of everyone. He was probably much more convincing on The Tonight Show last week, when he confirmed Oksana’s pregnancy and told Jay Leno that he’s been separated from his wife for three years, which means he wasn’t cheating – at least in layman’s terms. He was undoubtedly still cheating under that strict Catholic doctrine he follows. I read up a little on Traditionalist Catholics, and they don’t accept any changes made by the Roman Catholic Church after 1962 under the Second Vatican Council. Since the Second Vatican Council helped establish the annulment process to declare marriages non-existent, that would probably mean that Traditionalists don’t annul marriages. (People who are more familiar with theology or Traditionalist Catholicism are more than welcome to correct me on any of these points.) Mel can of course get an annulment under a non-Traditionalist Catholic church, which would allow him to marry Oksana in a church wedding. (Here is a good description of the annulment process as it could apply to Mel.)

He should have kept his mouth shut, but he must be under a lot of pressure from the people in his church. It’s one thing to get a divorce and father a baby with your mistress. It’s an entirely different matter when you’re also famous and founded a church that expressly forbids the behavior you’ve publicly acknowledged.

Kanye West doesn’t have a Twitter account and he wants you to know about it. The 31 year-old auto-tune lover has posted an entry on his blog saying that impostor Twitter accounts make Hulk mad! I’m surprised he didn’t take to Friendster to post another one of his circa-1997 all caps rants:

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F*CKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

[From Kanye West's official blog via Gossip Rocks]

Yes, Kanye only posts 5% of what he’s up to, and he only takes to his blog to complain. He has a ghost blogger who is responsible for most of the content extolling the latest designer clothing, hot models, and high end toys. You can’t blame Kanye for getting so upset about it. The news of the fake Kanye Twitter account first came out last December, and it’s apparently been up ever since. It looks like Kanye’s hotheaded blog entry worked, because the impostor Twitter account has been suspended.

Do you think that Twitter would have also removed the account if Kanye would have written something like: “Despite informing Twitter employees four months ago that a Twitter account in my name is fake, they have yet to remove it. Please be aware that if you add a Twitter account in my name it is not me, nor has it been authorized by me. It is a poor reflection on Twitter that they continue to let other users pose as celebrities for months.” He has that smart kid writing other content for him, he could ask him to help him better communicate problems without getting all worked up and making an ass of himself as usual.

Kanye is shown outside The Late Show on 5/4/09. Credit: SCP/Fame Pictures

Lily Allen has supposedly gone on a seething rant on English footballers’ wives. The Sun is running this story without sourcing Allen’s outrageous quotes, but Metro.co.uk lets us know that Allen supposedly said these things to “obscure French football magazine SoFoot.” Allen is quoted as calling Victoria Beckham a “monster” and Cheryl Cole a “bitch.” These quotes are so out there I want to give Allen the benefit of the doubt and assume that they’re either made up or that there was some scenario in which she didn’t know she was being quoted. It’s possible that she got wasted at an event and didn’t realize she was talking to a journalist or that something was lost in translation. Allen has talked a lot of smack in the past, but these quotes are filled with such vitriol that it’s hard to believe she said this. (Here’s a link to SoFoot’s website if one of our French-speaking readers can check it out. It doesn’t look like the article is available online, and they just mention that they have an interview with Allen in the latest issue.)

It looks like motormouth Lily Allen just can’t keep her trap shut after unleashing a hate-fuelled rant calling Posh a “monster” and Cheryl Cole a “b****”.

The Smile singer opened up to obscure French football magazine SoFoot and made sure she gave the Beckhams a proper tongue-lashing.

“The Beckham are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.”

She then turned her attentions to Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole and her footballer hubby Ashley.

“She is just a b****. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside.”

I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG
Her remarks are sure to reignite an old feud between the two snipping pop divas – Cheryl first got Lily’s goat after she compared her to “a chick with a dick”.

Lily also saves some venom for Cheryl’s husband Ashley, who she brands “revolting”.

“He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves.”

“I am not criticising just to criticise, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”

And the singer blasts the footballing world in general saying: “It’s ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren’t there to show off in London, but to play football.

“Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”

Footballers, she adds, “go out everywhere they can find alcohol for too much money and sex for nothing.”

[From Metro.co.uk]

Allen has responded to controversies over her past bad behavior by saying she’s entitled to blow off steam and blaming other people for paying attention to her drunken antics. So far she hasn’t addressed this interview on her MySpace or Twitter, although her explanation will probably involve deflecting responsibility. I’d like to think she didn’t really say this, though. It’s just too obnoxious, even for Lily. The girl was just named the face of Chanel handbags, and she can’t afford to jeopardize her endorsement deals by running her mouth like this. Only two months ago Allen admitted that she was completely broke and had to sell her BMW for cash.

Lily Allen is shown performing on 5/3/09 in Berlin. Credit: WENN.com

Lindsay Lohan is absolutely livid with Facebook. Livid! They had the nerve to suspend her account, thinking she wasn’t really herself. So instead of just doing whatever it took to get the account reactivated, Lohan wrote a long MySpace blog about how stupid Facebook is and about how she really is her. Oh, and also how she expects the MySpace blog rant to lead to her getting her Facebook account back.

How dare you mess with Lindsay Lohan’s account, Facebook! Don’t you know who she is?! Here is the long winded rant about Facebook disabling Lohan’s account. Bummer, no crazy spelling errors this time. She must have ‘adiquite’ spell check. Heh.

Monday, December 01, 2008
Upset with Facebook
Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..
Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.
wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..
phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….
love love love ,
Lindsay Dee

[From Lindsay Lohan's Blog via Celebrity Smack]

Not surprisingly, that was confusing. First off, if Lindsay didn’t use her real name, I would think Facebook has a right to suspend the account right there. They probably don’t use it a lot, but I’m guessing their rules say they can do it. Secondly, I’m sure there’s a way to get the account up and running, but Lohan is going to have to contact them, not expect that they seek her out. She’ll probably have to do a little more research and actually put in some effort instead of just sitting on her ass and complaining. And if nothing else, it’s a Facebook account. It’s not the end of the world. Make a new one.

Lindsay’s also denied that she and Samantha broke up. There were some new rumors floating around that were different from the constant rumors, and she felt the need to issue a denial.

Naysayers, be banished: Lindsay Lohan has taken to the Web to announce that, despite some rumors, she and Samantha Ronson are still very much a couple.

Writes Lohan, 22, on her MySpace celebrity blog, after exclaiming (in a very New York-like manner), “oy vey! rumors”:

“just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question […] samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.”

Lohan then added a smile and signed-off with, “take care xxLL.”

[From People]

So now we can all rest easy, knowing each and every detail of Lohan’s life. Surprisingly she never mentioned what she ate for breakfast, which drugs she currently had in her system, or if she likes her hair today. But we know pretty much everything else about her day, so that’s nice.

Here’s Lindsay leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills on November 25th. Images thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan has a weird way of trash talking people. Especially her latest enemy, Sarah Palin. Unfortunately for her, Lindsay has a MySpace blog. Now if she had any real friends, minders, or people that care about her, they would prevent her from so easily sharing her stupidity with the rest of the world. I’m not sure if Lohan is unable to think coherent thoughts or is just a shockingly poor writer. But today she went off on Sarah Palin again on her MySpace blog, in a random, nonsensical, discombobulated entry.

Not surprisingly, to Lohan the most shameful thing that can happen to a person is not to get let into a club. Ouch.

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

[From Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace blog]

This would be one of those things that’s funny to rip apart, but I can’t make sense of it in the first place. What is the subject? Samantha? Love? Deejays? The mirror that is placed uncomfortably near her but we don’t know why? Oh… of course. 15 lines down you see that the real point is that Sarah Palin is not cool enough for D.C.

Something that I’m sure really gets to her. Who would ever have thought that the ultimate insult to a politician is not being cool enough to get into clubs? Does Lohan really think that’s what the potential Vice President of the United States would do in her downtime? I think Lindsay is so dumb that she’s actually unaware that other people have interests besides her own. If the only thing Lohan likes to do is go to clubs and buy a lot of boots, that must be the only thing anyone else likes to do too.

Seriously, Samantha Ronson, if you love Lindsay as much as you claim, take away her internet access. Throw her Blackberry in a lake if you have to. She may be pretty to look at but she’s dumb as a couch. Don’t try to boost her self esteem by helping her think she’s got deep thoughts that should be shared. Lindsay, stick to shopping.

Here’s Lohan at Saks Fifth Avenue’s 10th Annual ‘Key To The Cure Charity Event’ at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City on Tuesday. Photographer: Patricia Schlein. Images thanks to WENN.

Nary a day goes by without a significant Michael Lohan rant. I’m not sure if he has OK! and x17 on the email equivalent of speed dial, but the man seems utterly incapable of keeping his opinions to himself. Or just doing what the rest of us do and not call the press. Doesn’t seem that hard, does it? NOT doing something is generally easier than doing something.

But stopping and evaluating a situation from any viewpoint other than his own is sort of impossible for the holiest of Lohans. Which is why he felt the need to e-pen quite the diatribe about Samantha Ronson, then send it off to X17. It’s 657 words and 11 paragraphs long, and pretty much every part has something ridiculous or inflammatory. I tried to pick the best ones, but it was pretty hard.

After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.

First, it was me for speaking out against Samantha after I was in a deep conversation with Lindsay, only to have Samantha in the background enticing Lindsay to get off the phone with me.. Then my own ex wife expressed such sincere concern that I felt we had to intervene. Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha’s effect on Lindsay.

Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn’t around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

[From X17]

Michael ends his diatribe by ordering Samantha or anyone else who has something to say to him to say it to his face. Even though he’s talking to her through X17. Sounds logical.

So Samantha Ronson is evil and dangerous but Joe Francis is awesome and caring and concerned? Oh, and a good businessman for taking videos of underage girls baring their boobs. This from the holier-than-thou man of God.

As much as it mortified me when my mom didn’t like my friends, I now appreciate that she’s just extremely passive aggressive about it. Rarely does she call TMZ. I can’t imagine what it must be like to know that at any moment your parent may go off and talk shit about you to the tabloid press. Even when you’ve cut off all communication with him in hopes that you won’t give him any new ammunition. Rarely do I feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. I mean she’s Lindsay Lohan – I could go on a thirty minute diatribe about all the reasons not to feel sorry for her. But you’ve got to feel sympathy when you think about her parents, and the bullshit she still has to deal with from them.

Header image: Michael Lohan is shown on Robertson Blvd on 9/12/08. Credit: WENN. Samantha Ronson is shown DJing in Las Vegas on 9/14/08. Credit: Robert Kenney / PR Photos. Images below are of Sam and Lindsay shopping on 8/21/08 and at Sam’s twin Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show on 9/6/08. Credit: WENN

It always cracks me up whenever Michael or Dina Lohan fly off the handle because someone had the nerve to criticize them or their family. Or their parenting. Or any of the other millions of things you could legitimately criticize the Lohans for. Both Michael and Dina get so self-righteous and haughty, and you can barely keep yourself from cracking up and wondering how they could have so little self-awareness.

That’s exactly what Michael did the other day. Presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s people supposedly declined an offer Lindsay made to host a benefit for him. This comes third hand, and the story is that his camp politely said no thanks because of her reputation. The unnamed insider quoted didn’t into details, call her out for anything in particular, or insult her. But the very fact that Obama’s people declined Lindsay’s offer so greatly upset Michael that he felt he had to immediately defend his daughter’s honor – even though she’s not even speaking to him.

“For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be,” Michael Lohan told Pop Tarts via e-mail on Wednesday night.

“His visions of a positive future for this country should be representative of a positive future for people as well. It is looking beyond the difficult times and letting go of the past,” Michael said. “Obviously, Obama can do this for himself and not others, when in fact a good president should have hope for all.”

“Lindsay is gifted — she has a wonderful heart and she can and will affect millions of people in a very positive way. She is here to stay,” he said. “Obama might have eight years, and then he will be giving lectures. Who knows, maybe Lindsay will give him a part in one of her movies.”

[From Fox News’s Pop Tarts]

What. The. Hell. Michael Lohan must have some severe, severe form of untreatable personality disorder. He really thinks Lindsay matters and will remain more relevant than a presidential nominee? The delusions are just hysterical.

I cannot imagine what would happen if any presidential candidate associated with Lindsay Lohan. It’d be a nightmare. That’s not the candidate’s fault. That’s Lohan’s.