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Two weeks ago a massive earthquake hit the Chinese province of Sichuan. 88,000 people are dead or missing. 80% of the buildings have been destroyed. Several schools were leveled, trapping and killing thousands of schoolchildren. The entire thing has been nothing but devastating. So how does lovely Sharon Stone respond? By saying that the Chinese brought it on themselves. You know, the poor villagers and children.

“I’m, you know, not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like … that. And then I’ve been, this, you know, concerned about, oh, how should we deal with the Olympics, because they’re not being nice to the Dali Lama who is a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”

[From WWTDD]

I’d really like to know where your karma is, Sharon Stone. Because you’re a legendary bitch. So exactly what should befall you? And by the logic that the Chinese government isn’t nice, thus bad things happen to the Chinese citizens, should bad things happen to your family because you’re one horking bitch?

Something tells me that Sharon’s “good friend” the Dali Lama isn’t her great friend right now. What with the whole “being decent to other people” thing that he’s a big fan of. Aside from her unsightly crotch flashing – and speaking of unsightly atrocities, making us look at her face on the whole – Stone’s other incredibly offensive statements include her mentioning that women who thought they might be raped should offer the potential rapist a blowjob instead.

I’m all for free speech. But at some point, there should be consequences for saying terrible things. I’m not even saying they should be legal consequences – but maybe everyone refuses to go to your crap-ass movies or give you a dime of their money, and you eventually end up living in a cave and being eating alive by rabid bears. During an earthquake. Because of your bad karma.

Click here for a list of legitimate websites where you can donate money towards Earthquake relief.

Update by Celebitchy: Due to the urgent need in Sichuan province after the devastating earthquake, and Sharon Stone’s highly offensive statement, along with some of the ignorant, dismissive and arguably heartless comments here, we have donated $1,000 to the Half The Sky Children’s Relief Fund through Global Giving. Please rest assured that the comments here do not reflect the opinions of the people who run this site at all. Rather than continuing to argue about this, we recommend you donate whatever you can afford, even a small amount, to Global Giving. After hearing about this horrible disaster I wanted to do something to help. Thanks to Sharon Stone and the others who called her comments justifiable for helping us remember what’s important in life.

Header photo of Sharon Stone at amfAR’s annual Cinema Against AIDS gala at Cannes on Thursday. Images thanks to WENN.

Sharon Stone showed up to support Madonna at the premiere of her vanity project charity documentary I am, Because in Cannes. Madonna wore a questionable v-neck striped sequin gown with cut out shoulders and an oversize black vinyl belt. Her dress changed from black to white and the ends of the sleeves and skirt were cut in icicle-like strips. It looked like a figure skating outfit adapted for evening wear.

According to IMDB, I am, Because is “A look into the lives of Malawi’s 1 million plus orphans in the wake of the AIDS pandemic.” Madonna chronicles the start of her “Raising Malawai” organization in the film, which has faced criticism for promoting and possibly being a front for the Kabbalah cult that she supports. She also covers her discovery and adoption of half-orphan, David Banda, in the film.

In an interview with Ann Curry about the film last month, Madonna said “I got to a point where I thought ‘I have so much and it’s a great tragedy if I don’t use what I have to make the world a better place’”

When Curry asked Madonna how she responded to critics who would call her charity work a “fad or trend,” she answered “My reinventions are part of my evolution, and my growth as a person. There are aspects of it that are frivolous and there are aspects of it that are real.”

Interesting that Madonna’s films are getting more attention now than her husband’s, director Guy Ritchie, whose career has floundered since they married in 2000.

Thanks to WENN for these photos.

Sharon Stone has appeared at Elton John’s Oscar Party wearing a lucky rat’s foot. No, that is not a typo - she wore a rat’s foot, not the traditional lucky rabbit’s foot.

PETA, who have never been a fan of the fur wearing actress, have launched an attack on the jewelery. I can’t blame them - the badge is just so ugly.

In a scathing attack on Stone for her fashion attire, PETA campaigners said: “Maybe Sharon, passed over by the Academy yet again, was jealous of ‘Ratatouille’’s Oscar win and thought a rodent paw might go with her haggard look.”

“Her accessories these days are as dead as her career.”

San Francisco Chronicle

Now, Sharon is said to be wearing the foot as it is an item that Scotsmen wear on their wedding day. I’ve never heard of this tradition, or been to a Scottish wedding, so I’m not sure if it’s meant to be lucky for the groom. I’m not sure how it is lucky, unless it’s because we’ve just had Chinese New Year and it’s the year of the rat. I guess we can safely assume that the brooch wasn’t so lucky for the rat that is now missing a paw.

At least this zebra print outfit was fake, although I think that’s the nicest thing that can be said about it. When did Sharon Stone lose her sense of style?

At the same event, Sharon donated a vintage Corvette racing car for the auction raising money for Elton John’s AIDS foundation. A guest started the bidding at $1 million, only he didn’t have the money. It seems his was just a dummy bid, and he was planning to drop out when someone bid more. Unfortunately even the most shiny of vintage cars is unlikely to net $1 million, and the bidder had to explain he didn’t actually want the car. Whoops.

Sharon Stone was holding some kind of benefit auction in Berlin yesterday for a peace foundation, and she started drunken dirty talking to the audience, calling them “naughty, nasty little Germans” and purr growling. She must have confused her gig as a charity auctioneer with the job she was hired for later that night as Dieter Bohlen’s mistress. After Stone’s weird purr, which garnered applause from the audience, the annoucer just says in German that the last winning bidder is coming onto the stage.

[via ONTD]

This is the woman who said during an AIDS benefit auction that “I want to take it [cash] from your pocket so I can feel how big your penis is when I take it,” so it’s not like this is new for her. She also made out with a holy wall in Israel and claimed she would kiss anyone and everyone for world peace. You can see from the video that she got upset that people were talking and that’s when she started with the bedroom talk. Stone can’t stand it when she’s not the center of attention.

The source of the video (link plays automatic video) claims she was making out with Richard Gere the night this footage was taken, but unfortunately I haven’t seen evidence of that.

Header image is from Sharon Stone’s “peace mission” to Israel last March.

Lucky Guy …and if it all happened ten years ago a very lucky guy. (Unless he’s one of those famous granny chasers you hear so much about these days - then I hope it all went down last week.)

Yes, Sharon Stone and Rupert Everett made out with the same guy, at least according to their onstage banter at the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Award where Rupert was MC. Pop.nography reports:

“The other day I met a guy we both made out with,” said Sharon Stone to Rupert Everett. “I feel closer to you now than ever before. It’s no longer six degrees of separation.”

Is that last line a clue? Does that mean they both made out with Kevin Bacon? Has anyone told Kyra Sedgwick? And if you crossed Sharon Stone with Rupert Everett wouldn’t the love child come out somewhere in the Kyra Sedwick lookin’ neighbourhood? Or is that just six degrees of unlikely babies?

Sharon continued, very effectively, in her saucy minx mode - trying to bump up the bids for a Lamborghini being auctioned that evening for the Elton John AIDS Foundation:

Stone used a bit of unconventional prodding to get cash from the men in the audience. “I want to take it from your pocket so I can feel how big your penis is when I take it,” she cooed to the crowd. The car, she continued, is “the Viagra of the future.” Her saucy ways worked, and a guy named Vic coughed up $500,000 for the slick sports car.

Some Dudes just love getting Stoned. Even when working the dirty talk from behind a podium Sharon can raise a cool half million. A Stone cold half million.

The award itself was being presented to both Donatella and Gianni Versace. Guests at the swanky do included:

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony (whose security guard flipped out every time someone approached the pair with a camera), Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Penelope Cruz, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Prince, Kelly Preston, Drew Barrymore, Quincy Jones, Courtney Love, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber, and Jennifer Hudson.

Both guest and presenters were all tasteful enough to avoid Night of the Living Dead jokes even though Gianni Versace has been designing for Jesus and the heavenly host this last decade — and Donatella looks like this.

Although allegedly from the back of the room these famous words were heard:

“That is one beat down looking bitch … Even I could not Beat that bitch any further down …”

pics via Eog and filmweb and rethinkpink

Sharon Stone said of the crotch flashers, “I was playing a part, honey, what’s their excuse?“.

They were desperate for attention, of course, because all of the crotch flashes we saw looked carefully orchestrated for publicity reasons.

We covered most of the young ‘uns’ hairless kitties in our most popular post, Top Celebrity Crotch Shots of 2006.

There are a couple of more mature women we missed, though, and here’s why we think they were motivated to show their baby-makers:

Trying to promote a book and remain relevant: Kim Cattrall, November, 2006

(more pictures of Kim at this book signing, but none too revealing, at yeeeah.)

Trying to promote a scrapbook book and remain relevant: Courtney Love, December, 2006

(picture from Socialite’s Life)

It seems the older ladies had an excuse that Sharon should be all too able to identify with.

Sharon Stone doesn’t look half bad without makeup. She seems kind of crazy wandering around this home furnishing store brandishing a pair of scissors and talking loudly on the phone. You know she’s the kind of person who makes sure everyone hears her bullshit conversation.

She probably called the paparrazi and let them know where she would be because you rarely see indoor pictures of celebrities, and Sharon’s been showing up at the Ivy and trying to get her picture taken all around town. Instead of making out with a holy wall in Israel or telling young girls to give blowjobs, Sharon decided not to wear makeup in order to get her picture published this time. That seems like a less annoying, more effective strategy and we’ll take the bait.

Pictures [via]

In an awesome quote, Russell Crowe lets loose on Sharon Stone, saying that she’s had a lot of bad work done and looks like a orangutan:

That’s hysterical and we can’t wait to see what Stone says back!

Sharon Stone just doesn’t look bad because of plastic surgery. She has a bad personality of course, but she also doesn’t know how to dress. She was photographed at Koi restaurant in Beverly Hills on April 25th. WTF is she wearing here? She’s tied a scarf around her neck like a tie and she’s wearing all black with ill-fitting leather pants and a crocheted jacket with a fur collar over a see through top. That’s just wrong.

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Sharon Stone wants to record an album now that her lopsided boobs made their last appearance on screen in the campy Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction. She figures if she does something else right away it will help people forget how bad the film is.

Sharon may have some luck with her new album, as it’s sure to be a favorite among gay men.

Sharon Stone, the new gay icon, has accomplished a lot in the past few weeks.