Lindsay Lohan is a Crackhead Diplomat, tweets scholarly wisdom to Egypt
Jennifer Aniston celebrated her birthday by humping Jake Gyllenhaal
“Miley Cyrus’s new puppy looks like a baby Ewok” links
The Olsen Twins are jealous of their little sister’s success
Britney Spears talks about her love of Lady Gaga, Madonna & strawberry fraps
Should Colin Firth’s wife Livia rethink her biscuit-flashing sculptural dress?
Ke$ha: “I think Jack Daniels is underrated as an antiseptic”
Enquirer: Jessica Simpson’s fiance told her to lose weight or the wedding is off
Are Brad & Angelina firing off staffers because of money problems?
