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Apr 5
'06
Thomas Dolby is annoyed that Federline raps so poorly on top of his music


Kevin Federline, who amazed everyone by getting a paid job last week, is under fire from 80s pop star Thomas Dolby for using the signature music from “She Blinded me with Science” on his latest “rap” song accessible from his 1997-era MySpace. (link launches automatic “music”)

Dolby blogs about Federline’s theft of the sample:

Next item: Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline, whom I’d never heard of until a few days ago, appears to have illegally sampled one of my compositions. On his MySpace site you can download an MP3 which uses a looped sample from Mobb Deep’s ‘Get It Twisted’, which in turn copped the string line from my own song ‘She Blinded Me With Science.’

Now, Mobb Deep did it the right way and had his label BMG come and ask for a license. They paid me a fee and a royalty on the sales of Mobb Deep’s record. However K-Fed, as his fans affectionately refer to him, did NOT ask permission, he just went ahead and did it. He is therefore blatantly violating the copyright law. And laws aside, he owed it to me as an artist to ask if I minded that he recorded a vitriolic rap over the top of my music. It starts off ‘This is for the HATERS…’ and goes on to blast the media, paparrazzi and all his other critics, sparing no expletives along the way.

BMG Records have also had their copyright violated, as they own the master to Mobb Deep’s record. But BMG don’t want to rock the Britney boat so they are turning a blind eye. It’s pathetic! Turns out K-Fed has no management, label or lawyer, so it’s going to be hard getting hold of him. So K-Fed, if you’re reading this, I’m asking you nicely to take the track down ASAP. Or maybe you’d prefer me to come after some of your wife’s ill-gotten gains?

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Dolby is touring again as a single act after 15 years, and finds it amusing that press outlets are more interested in his feud with Federline than the fact that he’s revitalizing his music career.

Here is Federline’s wife, Britney Spears, rotting her child’s teeth and accompanying her husband to a promotion gig for his album at Club X in Dallas.

Header image is from Thomas Dolby’s upcoming tour.

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Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Music, Photos, Thomas Dolby

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Apr 4
'06
Britney Spears is worse than insensitive


Starpulse has a story stating that little people organizations are outraged that Britney hired people of small stature to entertain her husband at his birthday party in Atlanta. We could find no press releases or official statements confirming this, although it does seem obvious that her actions would upset people:

Spears has been criticized by a host of foundations representing the interests of smaller people, who have branded the stunt at last month’s (Mar. 21) surprise event utterly tasteless.

At the party, hosted in a Las Vegas, Nevada restaurant, two female dwarves were reportedly employed to carry in Kevin Federline’s 28th birthday cake, while another dressed as a miniature Sonny Bono alongside a Cher look-alike.

Horrified sources claim boozy guests giggled and cheered, with some jokingly suggesting a dwarf-throwing contest.

But dwarf groups are enraged at the appearances, insisting the stunt was demeaning.

A member of America’s Billy Barty Foundation - named after the late diminutive Hollywood veteran - says, “It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small.

“We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent.

“Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments. There’s only one word for it - bullying.”

When we first reported that Britney hired dwarves to entertain her husband, we noted that “People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid.” It’s like hiring someone in black face for laughs, and Britney deserves plenty of criticism for this.

Here are some little people organizations so that we can all be a little more enlightened about how offensive Britney’s actions were. (Again, there are no official press releases, but it may be helpful to get someone else’s point of view.)
- Dwarfism.org, which notes that the term “midget” is highly offensive
- The Children of Difference Foundation
- Little People of America

Britney is said to be due in September if she’s really pregnant. We don’t think that dumb bitch should produce any more children, and hope that the nanny can drum some sense into SP, because he doesn’t have much of a chance with the parents he’s got.

Here’s Britney getting her hair done and talking on the phone yesterday. [via]

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Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Photos, SmartSmartSmart

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Apr 3
'06
Did Britney visit the hospital again?


Britney has denied that she’s pregnant, but is said to have gone to a UCLA hospital this weekend for severe stomach cramps. It’s always possible that she had food poisoning or something, but the hospital representative makes it sound as if it was Britney and that she’s pregnant!

[Britney's] representative stated, “Britney’s not pregnant, and if she were, she wouldn’t drink.”

However, unconfirmed reports in America have claimed Federline had to take Spears to Santa Monica UCLA Medica Center this week, after the singer suffered stomach cramps.

The centre’s Barbra Johna is quoted as saying, “Unfortunately we cannot go into patient speficis due to patient confidentiality, however I can confirm we did receive a new patient to the maternity ward.

“I’d like to say that this female is in a fit and healthy state.”

Would the hospital representative mess with us like that?

The Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are not going to be put to rest with these latest pictures, which show the new mom in a skintight white dress with a pudge or a bump depending on if you squint hard enough.

Pictures [via] (Linked versions not much larger)

Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Illness, Photos

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Apr 1
'06
Britney on Will and Grace

Update: we posted Britney’s appearance on Will and Grace in two parts yesterday, but here’s a better single edit of the show that includes the end.

Trent on Pink is the New Blog is right - the writing is terrible on Will and Grace. Britney also cannot act for shit, and her southern accent is terrible. Thank goodness they’re killing this series finally.

Posted in Britney Spears, Television, Video

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Apr 1
'06
Nude online pictures of Britney Spears were fakes


Some nude pictures of Britney Spears that were seen online have been deemed fakes:

BRITNEY SPEARS is breathing a sigh of relief after a photographer admitted his “naked Britney” images on the internet were fake.

Snapper ERIC STRIFFLER said the look-a-like of the TOXIC singer was a glamour model called EMILY after the snaps had spread all over the internet.

No word if the naked Britney pictures sold to Golden Palace for $40,000 last week were also fake.

Britney’s appearance on Will and Grace Thursday was said to be decent and funny, but a bit rough in spots. Her southern accent was also said to be overdone.

Here are two recent sets of pictures of Britney’s husband, Kevin Federline. These show him getting coffee for Britney on Sunday March 26, and arriving with his friends at a recording studio in Atlanta on March 24th.

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Mar 30
'06
Pink in talks to play Janis Joplin in new film


Hollywood must be running out of ideas for new sequels, because there are two Janis Joplin films in production. One of the Janis films will star Renee Zellweger, which we consider an odd choice but it could work, and the other, The Gospel According To Janis, is now casting for the lead. Actresses in consideration are Pink, Lindsay Lohan, Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears. Spears has no chance, but the director says Pink is his first choice:

Director Penelope Spheeris has already met with Pink, Lohan and Deschanel and still wants to speak with Johansson. Spheeris says, “(Pink) would be my first choice, but she may have scheduling conflicts.” Pink’s rep confirms, “She would do just about anything to be part of that project!”

Regarding Spears, Spheeris says, “Her agent asked if I could meet with her. Music ability is important, but most of all, the actress must have the spirit of Janis. Each of the actresses who has expressed interest in the role (would) bring her own special talents to the part.”

Obviously the director was being gracious and does not think Britney Spears has the “spirit” of Janis. She also cannot act for shit. We’d like to see Pink give it a shot.

Picture [via]

Posted in Britney Spears, Movies, Pink

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Mar 30
'06
Everyone hates the Britney Spears statue

So both pro and anti-choice people predictably dislike the ridiculous Britney Spears statue that shows Britney giving birth on a bearskin run next to some anti-choice pamphlets.

“Some people are upset that Britney is being used for this subject matter.

“Others who are pro-life thought this was degrading to their movement. And some pro-choice people were upset that this is a pro-life monument.”

At the very least, it’s inaccurate. Britney had a scheduled c-section and never considered abortion. (We made that last part up, but it’s probably true.)

If all goes well, the controversial statue will go on display for two weeks at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn. You can bet a lot of protestors will be there.

Here is Britney in all her newly pregnant (?) glory - see the picture above because we’re not commenting - at a dance studio in Malibu with her son yesterday. She was said to have given a special performance as a fundraiser for the school.

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Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Photos

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Mar 29
'06
Britney is an evil boss


Britney is getting sued by some of her former bodyguards for not paying overtime for the 24-7 coverage she demands:

Plump ex-pop tart Britney Spears is being burned by three former bodyguards, who yesterday filed suit against her for allegedly stiffing them on overtime pay. The beefy ex-henchman claim they were on call to the skinflint superstar 24 hours day, yet received nothing above their straight salaries, which ran between $2,400 and $3,350 a week.

I don’t know, I mean I usually side with the labor but 2k a week doesn’t sound bad. They probably just couldn’t stand being around her all day.

Posted in Britney Spears, Lawsuits

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Mar 28
'06
What’s in Britney’s cart?


Britney and SP shopped with help from her personal assistant and bodyguard at Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday. Seen in her cart were Cheerios (we would guess for SP), Splenda, Skittles, and cans of Coke and Tab. Britney was also spotted with a ready-made salad, so at least part of her diet isn’t processed food.

One of the most interesting stories to come out about Britney recently involves the little people exploited at her husband’s birthday party:

The pop babe asked two little people to carry a cake to hubby Kevin Federline during his 28th birthday party at exclusive Las Vegas nightspot, Tao.

The following night the pair visited the same club, and Britney arranged for a Cher look-a-like to perform a duet of ‘I Got You Babe’ with a midget Sonny Bono impersonator…

“Everyone found Britney’s surprise really hilarious. Kevin and Britney and their friends were in fits.”

That’s right, little people are just hysterical.

I saw an HBO America Undercover special called “Dwarfs: Not a fairy tale” a while ago that really opened my eyes:

Dwarfs: not a fairy tale reveals the realities of dwarfism through five personal stories and dispels many of the misconceptions about little people by exploring the effects of family, culture and medical advances in their lives. The film proves that being different does not affect the potential for happiness or success.

People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid, and Britney and Kevin reveal how low class they really are with this latest stunt.

Pictures [via]

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Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Photos, SmartSmartSmart

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Mar 27
'06
Golden Palace pays a mere 40k for nude pictures of (hot) Britney


The Enquirer will report that online casino Golden Palace, famous for its offbeat eBay purchases, has paid a mere $40,000 for nude pictures of Britney Spears. The pictures were taken when Britney was a teenager:

According to the National Enquirer, the photos are Britney nude as a teenager, and could have been taken by at the time boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

The Enquirer is also reporting that a friend of Britney says the Pop-Tart star is furious.

Britney can take heart, her old nude pictures are worth more than the holy Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese and William Shatner’s kidney stone, which went for $28,000 and $25,000 respectively.

Golden Palace has yet to announce the purchase of Britney’s pictures on their website.

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Posted in Britney Spears, Scandals

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