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Mar 24
'06
Justin won’t commit to Cameron


25 year-old Justin Timberlake won’t take the next step with Cameron Diaz and get engaged. Friends say he’s “confused.”

“Justin has told friends he’s ‘confused,’” one informant tells us. “He likes Cameron a lot. But he’s 25. He says he just doesn’t know how committed he can be. He needs space. Cameron is a little controlling.”

Justin’s publicist of course denies this charge.

Justin and Cameron have been going out for three years so he doesn’t seem to be the type of guy that’s not capable of commitment. When a guy can stay in a long-term relationship but can’t take the next step it means to us that he’s not ready to marry the woman he’s with, not that he’s not ready to marry in general.

Diaz is 33 and she probably won’t put up with this for much longer. We don’t see the couple lasting.

Posted in Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Relationship trouble

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Mar 13
'06
Cameron and Justin to make Gigli on Ice

Cameron and Justin drinking beer at a basketball game. Justin's caption reads: our movie is going to be such a hit. Cameron's caption reads: you are like a total genius
We cannot contain our delight at today’s news that Cameron and Justin are taking advantage of the brief ice skating “craze” to create and star in a ice skating-themed romance movie:

Justin and Cam have thrown their acting hats into the rink and have begun developing an as-yet-untitled romantic skating flick with themselves as the leading couple.

By the time they finish this flop the public will not give a shit about ice skating. The Olympics are finished, Skating with Celebrities has wrapped, and no one will care about ice skating a month from now. The only reason people will watch this is to see Cameron in tiny outfits.

Everyone also knows that it’s incredibly stupid to make a film with your significant other. The Sun recaps:

MADONNA and SEAN PENN’s Shanghai Surprise from 1986 is one of the worst movies ever made. They divorced three years later.

BEN AFFLECK and J-LO’s appalling Gigli came just before they split — and their careers have never recovered.

Eyes Wide Shut is not regarded as one of TOM CRUISE or NICOLE KIDMAN’s finest works. They divorced in 2001, two years after the film, STANLEY KUBRICK’s last, came out.

Gigli on ice - we can’t wait!

Posted in Business ventures, Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Movies, SmartSmartSmart

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