Here are some photos of our beloved Prince Hazzer, playing at a charity polo match over the weekend. Harry looked really, really good. Some dudes just look better when they’re sweaty, you know? Hazzer is one of those dudes. He’s just so sexy and ginger. I feel like I might be cheating on my favorite gingers Michael Fassbender and Emma Stone with Hazzer, but I can’t help myself.

As the tabloids reported last week, it’s seeming more and more like Hazzer and Chelsy Davy are on yet another break. I guess Chelsy just really wanted to come to the royal wedding, right? And now that it’s over, she’s done with Hazzer. According to the British tabloids, Chelsy is on vacation (again) in Ibiza, and she’s been telling people that she’s done with Hazzer:

The on-off relationship between Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy appears to be off once again after she spent three days drinking and flirting in Ibiza. The 25-year-old Zimbabwean, who has dated Harry, 26, for six years – albeit with a number of break-ups – was on the Spanish island last weekend where she was overheard saying that she is ‘young, free and single’ again.

Chelsy stayed with her pal Olivia ‘Bubble’ Perry, 26, and Prince Harry’s chums Jacobi Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe and Arthur Landon, both 27, at a rented villa near Ibiza Town. She was spotted knocking back shots of tequila at some of the island’s trendiest establishments.

‘Bubble and Jacobi made it their mission to show Chelsy a wild time. They rarely left her side,’ said a friend. ‘Chelsy was out to flirt and forget all about Harry. She was a single lady out in Ibiza. Things with her and Harry are more off than on at the moment.’

Last Sunday, Chelsy went to a club at the new Ushuaia beach hotel.

‘She seemed to have overdone it a bit and at one point Jacobi took her for a walk,’ said the source.

According to friends, Chelsy spoke to Harry during the holiday, but the conversation was heated.

‘After all that clubbing she wasn’t in the right frame of mind for a chat about their relationship. Chelsy was jealous that Harry had been getting close to other girls in London. She wanted him to know that she could have a good time without him.’

Friends of Harry say he is keen to settle down with Chelsy, but there is more reluctance on her part.

‘She loves Harry but she doesn’t love the lifestyle of a Royal girlfriend,’ said one.

[From The Mail]

How many times are both Chelsy and Harry going to play this same song? I’m kind of over it, and I hope one of them gets sick of it too. They apparently have this same fight over and over and over. If Chelsy doesn’t want to marry him and doesn’t see a future with him at all, she needs to just let him go. And if Harry doesn’t think he can be faithful to one woman at this point and time, he needs to stop actively trying to have a girlfriend. The romantic in me thinks that all Hazzer really needs is a good woman, someone really tough and smart who won’t let him get away with anything. But the pragmatist in me says that even if Hazzer met that kind of woman, he would still screw it up.

By the way, this chick Hazzer is kissing looks like his type, right? Cheap looking dye job, bad hair clip-swoop situation. Hazzer’s getting some!

Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.

In Touch Weekly has a decent story that probably has very little truth. Well, I think the truth is buried in there, somewhere. In Touch claims that Prince Harry (“Hazzer”) and his liquor-soaked mess of a girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo. But not really – it just seems like they’re fighting and they haven’t really “broken up” for good. The basic gist: Chelsy is all “I’m a party girl, not a princess” and Hazzer is all “Did you SEE Pippa’s ass?” and Chelsy is all *smack*. Oh, my favorite part of this story: Chelsy thinks Kate Middleton is a “Stepford Wife”! ZOMG Stepford Waity. That’s it. It’s the new thing.

An insider reveals that the “gooey spectacle” of the “fairy tale” wedding and romance of Prince William and Kate Middleton sparked a fight between 25-year-old Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy. Not the pair have called it quits, for good this time.

“Chelsy doesn’t want to live her life in a fishbowl,” the insider explains. “Even if Harry were to propose, she’d say no. She doesn’t want to be a princess.”

And while Harry genuinely feels for Chelsy, the insider says he isn’t exactly heartbroken about being single and free again.

“Harry knows that with his looks, charm and title, he can have practically any woman he wants, so he figures, why not play the field?”

Part of the problem, in fact, might have stemmed from Harry’s habit of straying even while he was technically “with” Chelsy. An insider reports that Chelsy was frequently upset by the rumors that Harry had a wandering eye and cheated on her. “Harry will never be the faithful type,” adds an insider. The insider says that Harry and Pippa Middleton have been talking on the phone since the wedding. And on May 8, Harry was seen chatting up Charlize at a polo match.

“Chelsy saw the way that he was flirting with Pippa Middleton at the wedding…and it’s only natural that she felt pangs of jealousy.” Harry’s frequent phone calls to Kate’s little sister were also making Chelsy fume, as was the fact that Harry’s family seems to prefer Pippa to Chelsy.

“Pippa knows how to play the game, and she says all the right things… Chelsy is more of a free spirit.”

And Chelsy isn’t a fan of Kate Middleton, either. Despite her former status as a “commoner,” the new Duchess of Cambridge seems to have been born for the royal spotlight. Not so with Chelsy, a party girl who was called out on her hungover appearance at the wedding.

“Chelsy doesn’t want to be like Kate,” says the insider. “Kate is like a Stepford Wife.”

As for Harry, the insider speculates that the current “most eligible bachelor on the planet” may want an American girlfriend next. “He wants to go to LA with Will and Kate in July… and from what I hear, he wants to conquer all of the leading ladies in Hollywood!”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

I was tweeting about this yesterday evening, and we were guessing as to Hazzer’s type amongst the Hollywood girls. J.Rob at Pajiba suggested Harry for January Jones’s baby-daddy (hilarious), and in an ideal world, we could see him with someone like Emma Stone. But in a reality, he would totally go for Blake Lively, right? She’s kind of horsey (Englishmen love that, from what I can see – JK, but not really), she’s got a great figure (Hazzer is a boobs and ass man, I think), and she’s blonde. Plus, if we’re judging Hazzer’s type from Chelsy, he likes his ladies a little bit trashy. I think Blake’s naked photo scandal qualifies. Hazzer’s probably checking those out right now.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

It was just Monday when I wrote “Prince Harry will never convince Chelsy Davy to marry him” – a post that included Harry being cute with a dog, plus a tabloid story about how Chelsy loved getting dirty with Harry (I’m paraphrasing), but that she didn’t want to de-hussy herself to join the royal family at any point. Well, Life & Style is pissing all over that. Sort of. Their cover story this week is all about how Harry really wants to settle down with Chelsy – but it doesn’t really talk about Chelsy’s state of mind.

Prince William and Kate’s honeymoon is officially underway but back home, there’s already talks of another royal wedding! While Prince Harry and girlfriend Chelsy Davy’s relationship has had its ups and downs in the past, sources now tell Life & Style that Prince Harry is ready to follow in his brother’s footsteps.

“Harry told Chelsy he’s ready to settle down for good with her and make things official,” an insider reveals to Life & Style.

The couple, who met in 2004 when Harry visited South Africa, split in September 2010 before reuniting again in February, but now Harry says he’s ready to take the next step.

“Harry has been accused of cheating on her in the past [which he's denied], and her friends at the time told her to ditch him because he was bad news. But now it’s the opposite,” a pal tells Life & Style. “Harry wants to take things up a notch with her, and he’s even asked her close friends to convince Chelsy that it’s worth taking a chance, that things could work out for them long-term.”

Surprisingly, her friends agree with Harry — they believe the 26-year-old prince has grown up a lot recently.

“Over the last 12 months, we’ve seen a massive shift in Harry’s character,” Katie Nicholl, author of The Making of a Royal Romance, tells Life & Style. “He’s settled down a lot more — he’s not falling out of nightclubs. He takes his military career incredibly seriously and has changed his lifestyle. I think we’re seeing the more grown-up Prince Harry, and that’s a result of his brother settling down too.”

Unlike his brother, Harry–or as the British press calls him “the spare”–is not the direct heir to the British throne so when he and Chelsy wed, there will be fewer rules for them to follow.

“As the spare heir, Harry wouldn’t be under the same pressure as his brother to have a big public wedding,” Nicholl tells Life & Style. “I suspect they’d want to get married in a more low-key ceremony, so the queen’s country castle at Windsor, where his cousin Peter Phillips [Princess Anne's son] married, would be an option.”

[From Life & Style]

I’ve noticed a change in Harry too – he seems… slightly more serious. I mean, he’s still a naughty, mischievous bastard, but he’s been doing more public appearances and royal duties, and he’s been overwhelmingly professional and adorable. So, will Hazzer and Chelsy settle down together? I doubt it, but I’ve been wrong before. At one point, I was pretty convinced that William would eventually dump Waity, so obviously, I’m not so great at predicting royal behavior. I just don’t think Chelsy would be into the royal life, and I can’t see the royal family being into her whatsoever.

Cover courtesy of L&S, additional photos by WENN & Fame.

These are some new photos of Prince Harry, looking good enough to eat in Berkshire, England. He was photographed sauntering around in some loose chinos and a haphazardly buttoned blue shirt (swoon) and then in his polo gear. Hot. In the aftermath of the wedding, everyone is now focused on the royal wedding game for Harry. Who will he choose? Will he settle down any time soon? Will he throw Chelsy Davy overboard, realizing there are better (or simply “less busted”) fish in the sea? Well, The Mail’s Katie Nicholl had an interesting story about a week ago – Nicholl is the one journalist who consistently got the best “scoops” on Kate Middleton, mind you, so she’s got some good sources. Anyway, her scoop is that Chelsy has no interest in royal life, and Chelsy is the one more likely to throw Harry over. Oh, and I think Harry keeps drunkenly proposing to Chelsy?

Chelsy Davy may have been back with Prince Harry for the big day – but there is no Royal Wedding on the horizon for them. Zimbabwean-born Chelsy, 26, returned to the UK from South Africa for the wedding and is said to be giving her on-off relationship with Harry another chance. But she has told friends: ‘There’s no way we are getting married. It’s not a life for me.’

Prince Harry invited Chelsy to the wedding as his ‘plus one’, and he has told friends he wants to make their five-year relationship work. But she is putting her job first – she starts work as a trainee solicitor at London law firm Allen & Overy in September. A friend says: ‘Chelsy and Harry are back together and it was very significant that she was his plus one for the day. Harry adores Chelsy and really wants things to work. He has brought up marriage in the past – usually when he’s drunk – but Chelsy’s the one to quickly play it all down. She has watched what Kate has gone through and how much she has had to sacrifice, and says it’s not for her. Chelsy thought the wedding was wonderful and she had a ball, but there’s no way marriage is on the cards for her. She wants her freedom and to start a career. That’s her focus at the moment, she and Harry are going to see how things go.’

Chelsy was invited to Friday’s wedding reception, wedding breakfast and evening dinner where she was seated at the top table with Prince Harry. At the all-night disco at Buckingham Palace, she and the Prince spent much of the night dancing together. When they finally left at three in the morning, Chelsy accompanied Harry to the Goring Hotel to continue the party.

‘They were all over each other and Harry went back to Chelsy’s flat before sneaking out and going home. They were very much an item, but who knows what will happen now,’ says a source. ‘They have a very turbulent relationship.’

While Chelsy prepares to start work, Prince Harry has another eight months at RAF Wattisham in Suffolk, where he is training to be an Apache helicopter pilot.

‘Harry’s got to get his head down so he completes his training but he is much happier with Chelsy moving back to London,’ the source said. ‘She wants to make it work – she has missed Haz – but the truth is she really doesn’t like the attention that comes with dating a prince.’

[From The Mail]

So, basically, Chelsy is in the game for now, and she and Harry have some kind of crazy connection and he’s totally besotted with her, but she never wants to marry him, and she doesn’t take his drunken proposals seriously. Chelsy could be Harry’s “Camilla” – the lover he keeps coming back to, over and over throughout the years. I really hope he doesn’t do that, though. I hope that at some point in the near future, both of them realize that they really do not have a future together, and they both move on.

More photos from the polo game, including a gorgeous one of Harry playing with a dog! Sigh… I love him.

Here he is, hugging on some chick. GET OFF OF HIM!!! UPDATE: He was also hugging on Charlize Theron!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Oh. Dear. God. Chelsy Davy is presumed to be “next” as far royal weddings go, and this is how she chooses to represent herself to her possible future sister- and brother-in-law? As we heard before, Chelsy is being dressed exclusively (in two outfits) by Alberti Ferretti. All I can say is that the girl must not have shown up for any fittings, because the fit on this suit is a mess. As is her hair. As is the whole situation.

I do like the color on her, though. Somebody had the bright idea to put her in seafoam green, which is a good instinct. Unfortunately, she must have been up until 3 am, getting hammered with the boys. That’s what her hair looks like.

Oh, and she’s not wearing a bra, is she?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I’ve known for a while that Prince Harry’s on-again girlfriend Michael K Chelsy Davy was going to be his date for the wedding. The British tabloids were talking about it months ago, even though Chelsy and Harry were off-again at the time of the engagement announcement. Chelsy managed to work her way back in (beej) and score an official invite. People Magazine just confirmed that not only did Chelsy get an invite to the wedding, she also gets to go to the Buckingham Palace reception, where the Queen will be! Oh, Chelsy. Girl, you have to let me in on your beej technique.

It looks like Chelsy Davy is truly back with Prince Harry, and she’s been invited to his older brother Prince William’s wedding this Friday. Davy, 25, was confirmed on the guest list, revealed by palace aids this weekend, of those attending William’s marriage to Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey.

Not only will the blonde Zimbabwean be at the church service – she will surely lend her support to Harry, 26, at the private reception, where he is set to deliver his best man’s speech late in the evening.

Harry and Davy, who broke up in 2009 after five years together, have been quietly seeing each other since rekindling their relationship late last year. In February, they were spotted having dinner in London.

Harry recently passed the latest stage of his military training, enabling him to fly Apache attack helicopters. He is set to be based in Suffolk, about 80 miles from London, where Chelsy is set to start her law job in September.

[From People]

So it’s all official and junk. Harry’s so dumb and horny and he probably would have given her the royal gem collection if she asked for it (while naked). Here’s the next question – what will Chelsy wear? You know it’s going to be inappropriate. Chelsy is no Waity. Chelsy likes to wear trashy, revealing clothes, God bless her. Well, Life & Style has the scoop on that stuff:

Who’s designing princess-to-be Kate Middleton’s wedding gown may still be top secret, but Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Prince Harry’s girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, will be wearing two couture Alberta Ferretti dresses at the royal wedding on April 29.

“Chelsy was approached three months ago by Italian designer Alberta Ferretti’s team, who offered to dress her for free,” an insider tells Life & Style.

The 25-year-old blonde trainee solicitor hadn’t even heard of Alberta Ferretti, so she asked her friends for advice, and they told her to go for it.

“The design team has designed two longer gowns for Chelsy to decide on for the ceremony and a shorter dress for her to wear in the evening,” says the insider. “She’ll wear a hat or fascinator to the ceremony but hasn’t decided yet. The dresses are in bold colors.”

“Alberta Ferretti is known for her sexy dresses, many of which have low, draped backs, and Chelsy has never been one to shy away from a sexy dress,” the insider adds.

“Chelsy is thrilled with the stunning amazing made-to-measure designs for her. She wants to look her best, because the wedding will be her first official outing with Prince Harry since they reunited.”

[From Life & Style]

So, basically, Chelsy is going to wear something red and low-cut and then her boobs are going to “accidentally” spill out during Harry’s toast, and then she’s going to get under the table and “perform” for Harry in the middle of the reception. Take that, Waity!!! Seriously, who will be paying attention to anybody else BUT Chelsy?

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

I don’t know why we have so much royal news today. First we had the story about Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker Bowles at each other’s throats, and now this. This sad news will likely cause several ginger-fetishists (Michael K) to throw themselves into the pit of despair. According to Star Magazine (caveat, caveat), Prince Harry wants to marry on-again girlfriend Chelsy Davy. You see, I don’t really think that was what Chelsy was aiming for. I think she just wanted to be invited to the wedding, and maybe got some hot ginger Best Man action. Chelsy’s not in it for the ring:

Prince William isn’t the only marriage-minded young royal. Back-on lovebirds Prince Harry, 26, and Chelsy Davy, 25, are now getting so serious, he wants to tie the knot with her as soon as possible after his older brother and his fiancee Kate Middleton say their “I do”s this April.

“Harry hopes to announce his engagement to Chelsy a few months after Will’s wedding,” an insider says.

Although Harry and Chelsy have split several times during their seven-year relationship, he’s certain she’s The One, the insider adds.

“There aren’t many people he trusts, but he knows he can count on Chelsy.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Wouldn’t it be nice to think that Harry is the romantic, passionate one? That he sees Chelsy as the love of his life and he’s set to make her his bride because he’s so in love? It’s also nice to think that if Harry ever does pop the question, Chelsy will turn him down. Just my thought – she already has money, and she’s starting her career as a lawyer. Why buy the ginger cow when you can get the strawberry-flavored milk for free? Isn’t that right? Someone told me ginger dongs taste like strawberries? If only.

Last thing: this girl has a kick-ass body, and I totally admire her game and her career (coughWaitycough). That being said, at certain angles, in certain lights… she’s just not very attractive.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

While Kate Middleton and Prince William’s breakups over the years always had the vibe of “Waity Katy fails to get the ring,” Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy’s on-again/off-again relationship always seemed more genuine. As in, Chelsy and Harry were genuinely crazy and passionate about each other, but both had other crap going on, and Chelsy wasn’t some spineless dishrag, waiting around for Harry to make up his mind. They split last year, and it seemed like it was finally over between them. But now Chelsy is telling friends that she plans to move back to London, and there are even rumors that she’s going to be Harry’s date to Kate and William’s wedding. Anything for a royal invite, eh?

It was revealed today that she is expected to return to the UK in time for the Royal Wedding in April. And it looks like Chelsy Davy is wasting no time ensuring she looks her very best for her reunion with ex-boyfriend Prince Harry. The 25-year-old was spotted working up a sweat during a beach front run in Cape Town. Looking toned and trim, the Zimbabwe-born beauty pounded the pavement in a tiny pair of jogging shorts and a white vest.

The Mail On Sunday’s Katie Nicholl revealed today that friends of Chelsy’s are expecting her to attend the April 29 nuptials as Harry’s date.

She is currently on a gap year after completing her post-graduate law studies and has spent the last six months travelling around Africa.

‘Chelsy has had a great six months out but she only intended to have a year off from her legal training and then she plans to move back to London, where she has a flat in Belgravia,’ said a chum. ‘She still has a job offer at lawyers Allen & Overy and plans to start there in September.’

Brainy Chelsy was offered a post at the law firm last year after completing her legal practice course, but she put the job on hold to go travelling. After trekking around Zambia, Zimbabwe and Mauritius, Chelsy hopes to visit Australia next, but after that she will return to the UK to focus on building her career.

‘If she’s back in the UK the chances are she will be back with Harry,’ added another friend. ‘They are still fond of each other and are always leaving sweet messages for each other on Facebook.’

Meanwhile, a mole reports that Chelsy has been spending most of her time with her friend and former flatmate Alayne Moseley.

‘There’s talk that they are together,’ said the source. ‘But if anything Alayne is a stop-gap. Chelsy’s real love is Harry, who’s desperately missed her while she’s been travelling. We have never ruled out a reconciliation.’

[From The Daily Mail]

It makes me think less of Chelsy. I was so proud of her not waiting waiting around for Harry. But, in Chelsy’s defense, Harry has always seemed genuinely crazy about her, and the sex must be really, really hot. If Harry was drunk dialing you, begging you to come to London and whispering “the ginger dong misses you,” would you be able to resist? I wouldn’t. Chelsy is stronger than all of us.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Over the weekend, the News of the World announced that Chelsy Davy had dumped Prince Harry after six years of on-and-off bullsh-t. The report indicated that Chelsy didn’t care for London, and was preparing to move back to South Africa, where she would be a lawyer and focus on her career rather than being a “professional girlfriend.” It sounded reasonable, but Us Weekly’s sources are now claiming that NOTW jumped the gun – Harry and Chelsy haven’t broken up YET. But it’s coming.

Despite weekend reports, Britain’s Prince Harry and longtime girlfriend Chelsy Davy haven’t split, a source tells UsMagazine.com.

News of the World reported that Davy, 24, dumped the 25-year-old Prince, a second lieutenant in the Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry, and is returning to her family in Zambia, South Africa, to start a legal career.

“They have not split up — News of the World jumped the gun,” a source tells Us. “Harry knew for some while that Chelsy will be moving back to Zambia. There is no getting around that right now. What the newspaper failed to point out is that Harry’s [Apache Attack Hellicopter] conversion course begins next month, that continues for eight months, and there is a further eight months at the RAF Wattisham base [in Suffolk, England]. They would not have been together much even if she was staying in the UK.”

Though their time apart could cause some strain on the relationship, “they’ll try to make it work because they are committed to each other still,” the sources tells Us. “Both have careers to think about, and it would be crazy for either to make sacrifices at this age.”

A Clarence House spokesperson tells Us: “We do not comment on Prince Harry’s private life.”

The two split in 2007 but got back together a year later.

[From Us Weekly]

Aw, it is kind of sad. I do think they adore each other, but they’re both unwilling to make sacrifices to be together for the long haul. Another Charles and Camilla? Perhaps. Although not really. They were talking about this on the Today show this morning, and Matt Lauer mentioned that Harry will be in New York this week! New York sluts, get ready. F-ck it, tri-state area sluts better get ready. Start airing out your vadges now, a prince is coming to town!

Header: Harry & Chelsy on May 7, 2010. Credit: WENN.

All our prayers have been answered! Especially Michael K’s. The News of the World (via MTV UK) is claiming that Chelsy Davy has been telling friends that she and Prince Harry are done. Before everyone is like “I wouldn’t wipe my ass with News of the World” – hush. Let me enjoy this moment of thinking Prince Harry is single. Also, I’ve been wondering why Harry and Chelsy haven’t been photographed together at all the past few weeks while Harry was touring various African nations, especially when Harry got to South Africa, Chelsy’s home. William and Harry both went to a World Cup game, and Chelsy is nowhere to be seen. Hm… so it could be true, totally.

Prince Harry and long-term girlfriend Chelsy Davy have split, according to News of the World. The couple were together for six years and separated briefly in 2007.

Reports say 24-year-old Chelsy was the one who did the dumping, apparently unhappy with the amount of time Harry spent on family and Army commitments, and keen to return to her native Africa.

The News of the World quotes Chelsy as telling her friends: “We’re finished. This is a new beginning for me. I want to start my career in South Africa where I plan to spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to live in Britain.”

Zimbabwe-born Chelsy studied law at Leeds University and was due to start as a trainee solicitor at the London law firm Allen & Overy in September.

Prince Harry has spent the last week in Africa – after a few days in Lesotho where his children’s charity is based, the prince flew to Cape Town with William to see England draw with Algeria in their World Cup game.

Following the match, the princes spoke to the England players in their dressing room and left moments before an irate fan managed to get past security and into the restricted area. Later William joked: “Harry and I left the door open. And that’s why it happened. It was our fault. We take full responsibility.”

[From MTV UK]

Part of me thinks Chelsy is pretty cool for not turning her life upside down for Harry. It’s clear that they adore each other, but I appreciate that she’s got her own sh-t going on, and if this is true, I like that she had the balls to walk away because she didn’t want to put the potential for a life with Harry first, ahead of her own interests. Take note, Kate Middleton. I mean, it’s not like Harry was passing out engagement rings so Chelsy knew where she stood – although, just my opinion, I bet Harry did ask Chelsy if she wanted to get married. He seemed totally besotted with her. Although he doesn’t seem to be mourning the relationship too much – he looks really good. I want one.

Anyway, here are some of the best photos of Harry and William hanging out in South Africa this weekend. Poor Will – the photographers shot him from a downward angle and you can see just how little hair he has: