Last night, the MTV Europe Music Awards were held at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast, Northern Ireland. I’ve already subjected you to Katy Perry’s 1950s-inspired, faux bobby-soxer, day-glo nightmare. Now here’s Lady Gaga, who struggled to hold all four of her awards (Best Song; Best Video; Best Female; and Biggest Fans) in her tiny little arms while wearing what I can only describe as a space-age chain mail getup. Here’s a clearer look at the dress itself, which is almost entirely see-thru but does take care to protect Gaga’s (nonexistent) modesty with some flesh-colored nip guards:

And of course, most of her ass was showing too. Sitting down in this dress must have made her cheeks look like Belgian waffles:

Justin Bieber took some time away from his enduring paternity drama to grab a few awards — Best Pop and Best Male — which goes to show everyone that European teens have equally horrific taste in teen idols as their American counterparts:

Meanwhile, Selena Gomez didn’t walk the pink carpet with her boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean anything. She was on hand to host the event and, from all accounts, performed her duties in a competent fashion while wearing a frou-frou mini-dress:

From the front, Selena’s dress was nothing more than a fussy affair, but it got a whole lot more interesting with a lovely back view:

Meanwhile, Bar Refaeli looked utterly disinterested (with hair to match) while wearing a hideous mullet dress. It seems like Bar really could’ve rocked this dress without the extra fabric hanging down behind:

Bar’s dilemma only grew worse when she poufed out the mullet, which someone really should’ve accidentally detached by stepping upon it:

Meanwhile, Hayden Panettiere was on hand to present Best Song and, while onstage, was interrupted by a fully nude male streaker. You can see the (obviously NSFW) video here. Hayden didn’t feign surprise very convincingly at the sight of her naked companion, and she also made the grave error of wearing a glorified Rorschach blot:

Jersey also represented by sending Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. All things considered, Snooki looks pretty good here, and I appreciate that her rack isn’t hanging out all over the place. As for J-Woww, this one-shouldered, shapeless dress was weighed down by her girls and does nothing to flatter her otherwise (bolt-ons notwithstanding) amazing figure:

Then there was Jessie J, who I simply don’t understand. She wore no less than three equally hideous outfits for the event:

David Hasselhoff must have a contractual agreement to appear every year at the EMAs. Fortunately and by all reports, he wasn’t drunk this time. Unlike in 2009. Go Hoff!

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame

Hayden Panettiere is apparently making appearances at conventions and charging fans $30 a pop for her autograph and $45 to take a picture. I guess this is standard procedure at this kind of event, but the Daily Mail went after her for it and questioned whether she needed the money and if this signified that her career is in the sh*tter. It wasn’t a bad question given the circumstances, and I’ve rarely heard a good word about Hayden or her attitude so she’s fair game in my book. Eliza Dushku penned an open letter to the Mail on her official blog in response to the article, slamming them for questioning Hayden but not signing their full name to the story or something. It didn’t make sense to me, because that was one of the milder editorials I’ve seen in that rag. Here’s Eliza’s letter:

Dear Sir,

I write to you because the piece of your paper that concerns me was anonymous. The piece was 27th August titled “Are times that tough Hayden?” ridiculing and attacking the actor Hayden Panettiere for participating in a Toronto Expo fan gathering where fans are charged money (Oh shock! Oh shame!) in exchange for autographs, signed pictures, and the chance for a bit of face time with their favorite celebrity.

My dear editor, how does Hayden’s action differ from what you do for much of the content of your “news” paper? There we have celebrities exchanging their name (sometimes willy-nilly, no permission asked), their time, and their pictures in exchange for a bit of publicity for their work. At least the fan shows (such as the current Toronto Expo one) are honest and up front about the exchange. In addition, at these shows both fans and celebrities get some precious small contact with each other as real people. Your paper does not provide that value.

Yes, you will have to tell me where you think you get off attempting to diminish a young actor who is attempting to reach out to fans in one of the only practical ways provided by the entertainment industry, an industry your paper is a part of and largely dependent on.

It is particularly shoddy that the author scoffs at Hayden’s lack of “Harry Potter” or “Spiderman” fame while leaving himself unnamed as “Daily Mail Reporter.” Talk about being a parasite! Does Daily Mail Reporter want to shoot down Hayden’s career, just at it’s beginning, and then take a salary for doing so. Seriously, Sir, for shame.

[From Eliza Dushku's blog via SFX, ONTD]

Yes the Daily Mail sucks, but it does seem ridiculous to charge $30 to $45 just to meet a minor celebrity from a television show. I think I know why Eliza is defending Hayden so staunchly. Eliza was at that exact same Fan Expo in Toronto signing for cash. I can’t verify how much she charged there, but she was charging $50 for fans to take a photo with her at a convention last year. So she’s all “this is common practice and you’re just as bad” while never admitting that she does the exact same thing and that’s why she’s taking this article so personally. I guess you have to do what you have to do when you’ve got a mortgage and car payments and your last steady television gig was canceled over a year ago.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Yesterday website RumorFix had a photo of Hayden Panettiere out with yet another hulking dark-haired sports star, just three weeks after she announced her breakup with heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko after two years. It looks like a rebound and like Hayden is trying to replace Klitschko. Hayden, 21, was seen out with NY Giants quarterback Mark Sanchez, 24. At least they’re closer in age than Hayden was with 35 year-old Klitschko. I would say that she has a type, but prior to Klitschko she was dating her Heroes costar, Milo Ventimiglia. Milo is hot enough but is a relative pipsqueak compared to these guys and is all of 5’10″ tall, tops.

As first posted at RumorFix.com, the Scream 4 actress, 21, was snapped outside an In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Hills, Calif. on Monday smiling and gabbing with Sanchez, 24. One insider tells the site the duo are “just friends.”

Still, Sanchez was spotted hitting on the Heroes alum at a star-studded pre-Oscars bash Feb. 25 at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont. Clad in a red dress, Panettiere chatted up the footballer for a private half-hour chat; “the flirting was mutual,” one witness told Us Weekly.

Citing difficulties with their long-distance love, Panettiere and Ukrainian heavyweight champion Klitschko, 35, confirmed the end of their two-year relationship May 12.

[From US Weekly]

Good for Hayden I guess, and good for her for going for a guy closer in age. My initial impression from the photo of the two of them out together is that Sanchez is kind of a downgrade, but as you know I have a soft spot for Klitschko. I’ve reviewed some more photos of the guy though and I definitely see his appeal. Hayden is a lucky bitch. So did she meet Sanchez before or after she called it quits with Klitschko?

Also, I wouldn’t put it past Hayden to leak this photo to RumorFix herself. This is the woman who said that the paparazzi and public “destroy relationships” and yet she was rumored to regularly call the paparazzi when she first started out. She certainly hit enough hot spots. Now a website dedicated to “rumor busting” has a photo of her with a new boyfriend at a time when she probably wants her ex to see that she’s moved on.

In news that I should feel guilty about quietly rejoicing over, Hayden Panettiere and her hulk of a man, world heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko, have broken up. Hayden, 21, and Klitschko, 35, both issued statements about each other that were so gracious that I felt momentarily sorry for them. Then I realized that Hayden grates my last nerve and that I find Klitschko dreamy. Maybe he’ll go for someone closer to his age next time instead of messing with young starlets. These two have been together about two years and the last we heard from Hayden she was bringing up their sex life in a TV interview.

After two years of dating, Hayden Panettiere and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion Wladmir Klitschko are calling it quits, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

“Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends,” says the Scream 4 actress, 21.

Klitschko, 35, the reigning IBF, IBO and WBO heavyweight world champion, cites the physical distance as a stumbling block for the couple.

“We had a great time together, but it’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents,” he says. “I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.”

The two most recently appeared together at the Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of the documentary Klitschko, about Wladmir and his brother Vitali’s boxing careers.

[From People]

I’m just surprised they lasted as long as they did. They may have broken up briefly around this time last year, only to reunite again. So was it Hayden or Wladimir that did the dumping? I’m thinking she wanted more of a commitment and he wasn’t ready. Still, she’s young. She’ll rebound with the next much older guy soon enough.

Photos are from 4/24/11, 3/12/11 and 9/25/10. Credit: WENN.com

Pipsqueak Hayden Panettiere has been dating gorgeous hunk of a man and boxing great Wladimir Klitschko on and off for about two years. I’ve made it clear how I feel about her in the past, and how I think she is in no way deserving of Klitschko. It’s not that she’s not cute in a very adolescent way, it’s just that she seems insufferable both in interviews and in stories I’ve read about her. Anyway Hayden’s hot boyfriend is 6’6″ and she’s just 5’1″. In an appearance on Ellen yesterday, she explained that people come up to her and ask her all the time how she manages to have sex with Klitschko. She didn’t get into specifics but she said the question didn’t bother her, because of course the bitch is proud that she’s nailing the world’s (current)* greatest heavyweight boxing champion, who wouldn’t be?

In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres that aired today, the Scream 4 star revealed that people actually come up to her to ask how the 5-foot-1 actress and her 6-foot-6 boxer beau, Wladimir Klitschko, um…you know.

“He is quite a bit bigger than me,” Hayden said, when Ellen commented on the height differential. “I get the prudest people [to] come up to me, and they’re like,” she said, lowering her voice to a whisper, “‘Does it work?’”

“Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the 21-year-old actress said.

To which Ellen replied, “I know what you’re talking about and I’m in shock.”

“Where there’s a will, there’s a way!” Hayden insisted.

“People ask you that?” Ellen said, still apparently rather shocked.

“They do!” the one-time Heroes hero said. “And they’re very conservative people most of the time. They just have to know. Like have to know, ‘I just have to ask you this question!’”

Ellen called such questions “crazy and rude,” but Hayden replied with a wave of her hand, “I don’t mind it. I find it amusing.”

“Really?” Ellen wondered. “Well then, how does it work?”

[From E! Online]

Yes Hayden, now we’re all picturing you having sex with Klitschko. Mission accomplished. There are enough pictures of Hayden sitting on Klitschko’s lap to figure out how they work it out.

I guess she’s promoting Scream 4. I’ve only seen segments of the Scream movies and don’t really get their appeal. I watched the trailer though and I’m embarrassed to say it actually looks pretty good and that I want to see it now. It riffs on horror movie cliches but still manages to use them to entertain us. See, Hayden’s little story about how she gets to screw Klitschko served its purpose.

*I put in “current” because I don’t know much about sports and he could have been preceded by better boxers. According to wiki he “is historically the longest reigning Heavyweight Champion for the IBF, WBO & IBO Heavyweight Titles of both measurements of defenses and time.”

Oktoberfest is happening now and while I’ve lived in Germany for a couple of years I have to admit I’ve never been to Munich for the event. Just about every festival here year round involves lots of excellent strong beer served in giant glasses, great bratwurst and tasty pretzels so I’ve never felt the need to go to Munich, especially since it’s really crowded and busy this time of year. It seems fun, though, especially if you’re not used to German culture.

Celebrities have been flocking to the annual event, with Hayden Panettiere donning a tiny drindl to accompany her boyfriend, boxing legend Wladimir Klitschko (damn her, I thought they were broken up already) last week.

Also in attendance was True Blood star Alexander Skarsgaard, who promoted his show over the weekend with some Oktoberfest hotties and Lebkuchenherzen (gingerbread hearts). Judging from his gorgeous red face, he enjoyed some of the beer.

Katy Perry was on popular German variety show Wetten, Das?, which aired from Munich over the weekend. She wore a drindl at the host’s insistence along with downing a big glass of beer. I watched some of her appearance on the show (it’s long and I’ll admit I turned it off before it was over) and while she didn’t say much of interest she was a lot of fun and seemed to have a good time. That’s what Oktoberfest is all about. That and getting really wasted. It only takes two of those beers to knock me on my ass, and I’m used to drinking it.

Now stare into Alexander Skarsgard’s eyes for a moment.

See? It wasn’t Monday for a few seconds.

Pictures except for Katy Perry photos credit: Fame Pictures

David Arquette gets a tattoo at Lollapalooza while Hayden Panettiere looks on. He’s since deleted this photo from his Twitpic account

David Arquette threw a 21st birthday party for his friend and Scream 4 co-star, Hayden Panettiere, in Ann Arbor, Michigan where they’ve been filming the movie. Hollywood Life has the details including some of the attendees. Arquette’s wife, Courteney Cox, was not in attendance from what HL reports but I wouldn’t read too much into that. She may have just stayed back at the hotel with their daughter, Coco, or maybe she’s not currently filming in Michigan, it’s hard to tell. (She was there in late July as David tweeted two photos of them canoeing and having a picnic on the Huron River.) I also wouldn’t assume that there’s anything more than a friendly gesture for a co-worker behind Arquette’s motivations, although he must have gone to a lot of trouble to plan all that. What better excuse than someone’s 21st birthday? Here’s more from Hollywood Life:

If David Arquette ever gets sick of acting, he definitely has a future in event planning; the circus-themed birthday party he threw for his Scream 4 co-star Hayden Panettiere last Saturday at the Cavern Club in Ann Arbor, Michigan sounds amazing!

“It was easily the best party we have even thrown in the 13 years that I have been with the club,” Nick Easton, Cavern Club’s owner and manager, tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively, adding that Courteney Cox’s 38-year-old husband planned everything – including renting out all of the venue’s four lounges – Cavern Club, Circus Bar, Millennium Club and Gotham City – for the bash.

For dinner, David, Hayden as well as cast members Neve Campbell and Emma Roberts noshed on family-style spaghetti & meatballs with chicken; the table was set up so that everyone could look at one another and chat easily. But the food didn’t end there — in addition to a 2/3 foot-tall cake with a dolphin-shaped top which Nick calls “the best chocolate cake I have ever eaten”, David brought in popcorn and cotton-candy making machines (FYI – the dolphin part of the cake was not eaten and is up for sale on Ebay!).

Oh, but there’s more! An animal trainer brought in a lemur so that everyone could take pictures with it before heading to a photo booth. There were 4000 balloons, a light show, tons of circus propped and 25 costumed pimps. Oompa Loompas performed – and there was even a fireworks display!

Most importantly, of course, was the alcohol. According to Nick, the celebration had a full open bar, and the former Heroes starlet did shots with her mom, Lesley Vogel, in celebration!”

“Everyone was in a GREAT mood – happy and drunk. There was no drama, just an all out awesome party,” Nick tells us, adding of the fete’s host, “David is the most down to earth and cool person I have ever met.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I remember reading that David and Hayden got tattoos together and I thought “uh oh” at the time, but it didn’t really go down like that. Both of them visited a gifting suite at Lollapalooza where tattoos were being given for free. (Zoe Kravitz was there too, and here are some pictures) It’s not like they made a spontaneous decision to visit a tattoo parlor together. Still, they were both at Lollapalooza in Chicago, a full four hours drive from Ann Arbor. I’m sure there will be a few rumors spawned from that along with this elaborate party he threw her. (What’s more is that David tweeted a photo that included Hayden posing next to him, she’s in the purple cap as seen in these other photos, but then deleted it later as it’s no longer on his Twitpic.)

In related news, Arquette has co-founded a new website called Inmoo.com in which filmmakers can distribute movies and viewers can watch them for free. There are over 3,000 films on the site including shorts, previously released feature films, and new releases. He tells Variety that “We’re developing this site with all these kids who are the future of the world. It’s not a pay model at all in the future … there’s a way of harnessing advertising to pay.” I hope it’s a success for him as it sounds like a great idea. I also hope he’s just friends with Hayden and there’s nothing else going on there. I wouldn’t put it past Hayden, though, and we’ve heard for a while that David and Courteney are having trouble. Is Hayden still with her brick sh*thouse of a boyfriend, boxing great Wladimir Klitschko?

Hayden Panettiere was out last night with her massive Ukrainian boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko, for the Earth Day screening of Avatar in LA. Hayden showed off her new haircut, a very short, slicked back ‘do. This girl really changes her appearance all the time, because I thought she was still a blonde. But apparently she’s been brunette for a while now…? So where she was once a cheerleader type with longish blonde hair, she’s now a girl with very short reddish-brown hair. I’m not a short-hair hater, especially if the girl has the face to pull it off – and look how Hayden’s pretty eyes and high cheekbones “pop” now.

I think it looks cute. I’m finding it very Sharon Stone, you know? Especially the way Hayden has it slicked back, which isn’t a look many women can pull off. I don’t really care for the sideburns, but whatever. Maybe that’s what the Ukrainian likes? He doesn’t look like he’s very bright, but I may be prejudiced against giants. By the way, whatever happened to those boob job rumors? If she did have implants, maybe she got them taken out? Because she’s back to looking smallish to me.

This week’s National Enquirer has a story about how Hayden Panttiere was drunk and crying on top of a pool table at a small party earlier this month. Her friends helped her out and made sure she got home safely. The Enquirer is unsure why Hayden would have been so upset, but I bet it had something to do with a certain heavyweight champion of the world, who may have called time on the relationship so he could focus on defending his title. (Which he did with ease over the weekend.)

Hayden Panettiere suffered a meltdown at a recent bash, drunkenly climbing on top of a pool table and breaking down in tears, according to eyewitnesses.

The 20-year-old “Heroes” star “turned into an out-of-control party animal” at the home of Dole Food Company heir Justin Murdock, a fellow partygoer told the Enquirer.

“Hayden was the party guest from hell!” added the source. “She was a complete drunken mess!”

More than a dozen guests, including socialite Nick Hilton and Topher Grace of “That ’70s Show,” attended the March 6 bash hosted by Justin, 37…

“Hayden was sobbing uncontrollably on her hands and knees on top of the pool table with her boobs hanging out of her dress,” said the eyewitness.

“Her girlfriends tried to help her down and pull up her top, but she kept pushing them away.

“Everyone was shocked at how drunk Hayden got.”

A friend finally talked Hayden down from the pool table and made sure she got home safely, said the source. It was unclear why she was so upset.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 29, 2010]

I’m betting it was all about that hot brick sh*thouse of a man she’s been escorting all around town. She looks like she’s been hitting the town single since around the beginning of March, as I can’t find Klitschko in any photos with her post mid-February. (Plus she was seen out with an ex in early March.) I generally find Hayden insufferable, but I kind of feel for her in this case. She’s only 20, and she could have been hung up on a guy, only to find her heart broken. Still, Hayden is such a snot that she can go to a party with less than 15-20 people and end up having someone blab about how she was wasted and crying on top of a pool table. She’s surely pissed off enough people to earn some back-biting gossip.

Hayden Panettiere is looking much more stacked lately, and this week’s National Enquirer claims that she’s had some surgical intervention. Looking at the difference, I don’t think she’s just wearing a pushup bra, but it’s possible she’s using external bra inserts. Maybe she did get some implants to go along with that new haircolor and the hot boyfriend she doesn’t deserve. She looks more busty in some pictures than others, but there’s definitely something enhanced about her. The Enquirer says she did it to get roles, and they quote a surgeon who hilariously guesses that she dyed her hair to distract from her boob job:

The sexy 20-year-old “Heroes” star recently had her breasts enlarged, the Enquirer has learned.

“Hayden went from an A cup to a C cup and she couldn’t be happier,” a close pal revealed. “She’s wanted bigger boobs since she was 17, but the timing and scheduling were just never right. She finally decided to do it right after the holidays.

The 5-foot-1 starlet, who is now dating 33-year-old, 6-foot-6 boxer Wladimir Klitschko, has publicly admitted to being dissatisfied with her body.

“There are parts of my body I don’t mind and parts I absolutely can’t stand,” Hayden told an interviewer. “I don’t need somebody pointing them out to me. Trust me, I know they’re there.”

Hayden recently changed her hair from blonde to red – and it may be she’s trying to take the focus off her newly enhanced figure, says Dr. Anthony Youn, director of YOUN plastic surgery in Troy, MI.

“It appears she may have had her hair dyed as a way to attract attention away from a possible breast augmentation,” Dr. Youn, who has not treated the star, told The Enquirer.

“Her breasts appear to have gone from an A to a C, judging from photos.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 22, 2010]

For all the fools like Hayden Panettiere and Heidi Montag that get boob jobs there are always beautiful, fit, small-chested women that opt out, like Kate Hudson and Kelly Ripa. I was not blessed with bountiful assets, but I console myself that implants usually look super fake and that there are plenty of women with naturally large tatas who have back pain and trouble exercising. Hayden probably thinks her fake boobs look ok because they’re not enormous, and maybe she’s right. I think she looked better before, and that the dark hair ages her. I really don’t like her, though. She’s such an entitled brat.

Hayden is shown with Wladimir Klitschko on 1/30/10. She’s shown in the black sequin jacket on 11/2/09. Other photos are as dated above. Credit: WENN.com