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Jan 11
'07
Four Nailpolish Colors That Look Fab on Everyone

If it’s been a while since you’ve updated your nailpolish wardrobe, try these four fun shades by OPI. They look good on nearly everyone, and will keep you in style from winter through spring.



Lincoln Park After Dark
This is a cult hit, and a color even my son thinks “looks cool”. I recently went to a holiday party wearing this shade on my hands and both a mom and her teenage daughter asked me for the name of this shade. The daughter said it’s very much like the black polish all the girls are wearing at school, but this looks classier. Her mom agreed. Lincoln Park After Dark is actually a super dark purple-black shade that makes you look trendy and glamorous, without the risk of looking like an emo.



I’m Not Really a Waitress
This is my favorite red polish ever. It’s blue-based, so it looks equally striking on dark skin as it does on light skin. Try it on your toes, I applied mine nearly two weeks ago and it still hasn’t chipped or lost it’s shine.



Chicago Champagne Toast
The most perfect neutral everyday polish. Works great for the office as well as for evenings or just hanging around the house. It matches nearly every outfit you might wear.



A Rose at Dawn….Broke by Noon
My daughter Zee picked this one out herself and I’m glad she introduced me to it. It’s a really fun pink, looks great on both your hands and toes. The pink looks bright in the bottle, but trust me, it’s not the type of color reserved only for teenagers going to the prom. My daughter, even though she’s only two, asked me to put this on her nails when we brought it home, she was so excited about it. (They don’t wear polish all the time, but once in while I let them, just for fun.) My skin is several shades darker than hers and it looked equally nice on me. Overall, it’s a really fun pink, and doesn’t look tacky or “too young” at all.


You can find OPI nailpolishes at most Trade Secrets, but there’s a website that sells all of them at a discount. Visit OPIDiva.com and save a dollar off retail per bottle. If you’re planning to buy at 6 or more bottles, the dollar savings per bottle can add up to a free bottle of nailpolish.

Note by Celebitchy: This post can also be found at Chic Mommy’s blog, and is published here under a content share agreement. We are not affiliated with OPI or OPIdiva.com and have received no incentive to promote them.

Posted in Fashion, Makeup, Nails

Written by Chic Mommy         8 Comments »
Nov 22
'06
Video and pictures of Britney at the AMAs. She just can’t quit the gum


Britney, I know the American Music Awards are not that big of a deal and you were just presenting, not performing. That doesn’t mean you get a pass to chew gum. Remember when we talked about this? The esthetician also told you to stop lining the bottom of your eyes because it makes you look cheap. Other than that you look pretty good and I like the dress. You did break up with that jerk and have started to accept help and that’s the biggest step.

Best Week Ever has a highlight video of the rest of the AMAs. Lionel Richie rocks.

Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com and Just Jared. Some taken by Getty Images.

Posted in Awards, Britney Spears, Hair, Makeup, Photos, Video

Written by Celebitchy         8 Comments »
Nov 13
'06
Tara Reid looks great


All that plastic surgery to repair her former plastic surgery seems to have done wonders for Tara Reid. Her hair and makeup look gorgeous. She must be laying off the sauce too, because she looks quite sober and clear-eyed at the AFI Festival showing of “The Fountain” in LA on Saturday.

Maybe her next movie will actually play in a theatre somewhere. Pictures [via]

Posted in Hair, Makeup, Photos, Tara Reid

Written by Celebitchy         14 Comments »
Nov 7
'06
Nicole Richie Revamp


It’s hard to say whether it’s Nicole’s mysterious “team of doctors” or her new hair color and more covered-up fall style that’s doing it, but she’s looking good!

Her darker hair hue has transformed her complexion from a sometimes-sallow olive to warm and tanned, while her billowy top fills her out a little bit. I’m a big fan of the boots, too - practical but chic, and a pleasant departure from those flat Roman-style sandals she was so attached to during the summer months.

Maybe Nicole decided a makeover was in order as she makes her triumphant return to the L.A. club circuit alongside Paris?

Posted in Fashion, Hair, Makeup, Nicole Richie, Photos

Written by Lady Licorice         14 Comments »
Oct 11
'06
Gwyneth Paltrow’s get thin fast diet


Gwyneth Paltrow is on one of her supposedly crazy diets again where you don’t eat dairy or gluten/wheat products and avoid most fruit. It’s the lead story in the celebrity section of The Sun today, and they make a big deal out of it, but it doesn’t seem so strange to me:

GWYNETH PALTROW is taking desperate measures to shift her baby bulk…

But incredibly I can reveal Gwyn has taken up an even more extreme diet, drawn up by her long-term health guru Dr Nish Joshi.

He’s the same man who introduced Gwyn to cupping — a bizarre suction therapy that involves pressing jars full of hot air to the skin to improve blood flow and remove toxins.

Gwyn is BANNED from wheat, dairy products, sugar, gluten, booze and red meat.

She is allowed turkey, chicken and white fish but NO swordfish. Veg is OK but she can have NO tomatoes, peppers or other fruits, except for bananas.

Coldplay singer CHRIS MARTIN’s missus is also taking various herbal supplements to flush out toxins and undergoes regular reflexology and cupping sessions and a rather unpleasant series of colonics. In case you’re interested, Dr Joshi, who is based in London’s famous Wimpole Street, charges £750 for the detox diet and, er, accompanying procedures.

His other clients include CATE BLANCHETT, who did the same diet in August, and NICOLE APPLETON, who has been getting into shape for the ALL SAINTS comeback.

Gwyneth just must have started this diet, because she sure had plenty of champagne at her birthday party last month.

I have gone on diets like that and once you’re used to the routine you feel pretty healthy as long as you’re getting the right nutrients. After my son was born I went on a no-wheat no-milk diet in order to make sure my milk was digestible. Some claim that it’s a myth that food you eat passes through to your breastmilk, but I got the diet from one of Dr. Sears’ baby books and I swear my baby stopped being colicky afterwards. After a few months less passes through to the baby through the milk so I went back to eating normal food again.

A lot of people are sensitive to gluten and dairy and a “paleolithic diet” is considered quite healthy by experts. A friend of mine’s wife had MS and was nearly cured after giving up wheat and dairy. For more on these type of diets, read up on Dr. Weston Price’s “Nutrition and Physical Degeneration.”

I know I am talking about diets a lot lately, but I think they really work if you’re sensible about them and eat enough.

Here is Gwyneth at Paris Fashion Week with Kim Cattrall. She doesn’t need to lose weight, but she could do something about her makeup. I really dislike it when people put eyeliner on the membranes of their eyes without putting it beneath the eye too and think it looks strange. Makeup artist rubygirl214 commented on our J.Lo looks terrible post, so I wonder what she thinks.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Gwyneth Paltrow, Kim Cattrall, Makeup, Photos, Weight Loss

Written by Celebitchy         20 Comments »
Oct 9
'06
What happened to Jennifer Lopez?


Jennifer Lopez’s makeup looks simply awful. That shade of green eyeshadow is hideous and coupled with that bleeding pale-pink lipstick and shiny skin she just looks bad. Wouldn’t you wipe off your face and reapply your own makeup if a colorblind makeup artist did that to you?

Lopez is being sued for $35,000 for not paying for flights she and husband Marc Anthony chartered. Maybe she’s trying to show how poor she is by wearing bad drug store makeup.

She is seen at the Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles 2nd Noche de Ninos Gala on 10/8. [via]

Posted in Gross, Hair, J.Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Makeup, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         18 Comments »
Oct 1
'06
Tony Parker traded Eva Longoria in


Eva Longoria’s rep released a statement on Friday stating that Eva and Tony are going through a difficult time. People magazine cites a source that says that they broke up, but are trying to work on their relationship. A friend of Tony’s is denying that they’re broken up, though. The two are in different places right now, with Eva filming “Desperate Housewives” in LA and Tony at a basketball training camp in France, so it may be a while if they ever do get back together:

“They did break up. It’s amicable,” the source says, adding, “They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out.”

“It’s distance and demanding careers and not living in same city,” said the source. “It didn’t happen yesterday. It’s been going on for a while.”

In an earlier statement issued by Longoria’s rep Liza Anderson on Friday, she said, “Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers.”

However, a source close to Parker told PEOPLE earlier Friday that Parker said rumors of a breakup were not true.

Rumor has it that Tony was making out with one of his ex girlfriends at a party. Eva can be all over Jamie Foxx at the Golden Globes, but once her man starts messing around she’s not having it:

EVA Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, are on the rocks after Page Six broke the news to the “Desperate Housewives” star this week that Parker was dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during “The Departed” premiere after-party. Parker was even foolish enough to seem to be cheating on luscious Longoria in full view of Leonardo DiCaprio, Bono, The Edge and Mick Jagger - and, of course, our spies. A friend of Longoria said, “Eva was devastated when she found out. The blonde was an ex-girlfriend of Tony, and they apparently swapped numbers, but he swears nothing else happened. Eva and Tony are talking right now, trying to work things out.” Longoria told us through her rep, “My loyalty remains with Tony.”

It might not be Tony’s fault he ended up with that blonde. He was denied access to the club’s VIP room, probably because Eva wasn’t with him. He had to hook up with someone else if he wanted access to anything that night.

Here’s Eva with bad hair and makeup at Ken Pave’s salon opening in Beverly Hills. (I like her dress though.) Ken is 0 for 2 with Jessica showing up in corpse makeup and now Eva looking like a warped “I Dream of Jeanie” with those super-long eyelashes, dark penciled eyebrows and half-done hair. (The crown sweep-up is usually a last-ditch effort on an exceptionally bad hair day.) He must have been too busy with his opening to assist these helpless celebrities.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Breakups, Eva Longoria, Hair, Makeup, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         3 Comments »
Oct 1
'06
Do you like Jessica Simpson’s makeup


I realize that overpriced black nail polish is all the rage now, but Halloween is still a month away, and the corpse makeup is doing nothing for Jessica Simpson’s image. Do you guys like this look? I’m thinking it would be pretty if it wasn’t so overdone - like not so much eyeshadow rimming the eyes and bleeding into the corner, use a darker lip color and don’t extend the lipliner beyond the natural line.

This is the second time Jessica has been out with such spooky makeup. She was seen at her sister Ashlee’s “Chicago” opening looking positively ghostly. In that case, though, she had a bizarre orange shade on ther eyes and cheeks that looked even worse than this.

I caught some probably-deserved heat for criticizing Simpson’s look when she donned big ‘ol boots paired with jeans, a huge matching purse and white polo shirt, so I’m leaving this one up to you guys.

Jessica was seen at her hairdresser Ken Pave’s salon opening in Beverly Hills on 9/29. [via] Eva Longoria and Carmen Electra were also there, and as Mollygood points out, all three of them were involved in high-profile breakups lately. Guess a girl can always turn to her opportunistic hairdresser for a little pampering and a pick-me-up. He makes you feel better even if he doesn’t do you any beauty favors. Jessica’s hair usually looks good, (that orange ‘do being the exception) even if her makeup is a bit off, and it’s not fair to blame Paves for her poor eyeshadow choices.

Ken Pave’s new line of hair extensions are being offered on the Home Shopping Network [via] For about $90, you can get a mountain of fake hair that might look good in a photoshoot, but is sure to be as obvious as the Tony Pony in person.

Posted in Friends, Hair, Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves, Makeup, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         15 Comments »
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