Ian Halperin isn’t the only person who can write a fictionalized re-imagining of Brad and Angelina’s relationship. There’s a new scandalous tell-all about to be released, and Life & Style previews some of the accusations leveled at Brangelina by author Jenny Paul. You know what’s weird? Some of the stuff in here I’d really like to be true. Like, allegedly Angelina had a sexual relationship with Ralph Fiennes. Which would be so f-cking hot, I think. Angie and Ralph would make a sexier couple than she and Brad, but I’m betting that’s just me. Oh, and Angelina and Mick Jagger? I could kind of see that one too, although the timeline Ms. Paul provides seems weird. Ms. Paul also proclaims that Brad is the one who is pretty much in charge – which, I have to admit, is a refreshing change from the “Angelina is a ball-busting demon, Brad weeps into goat beard daily” stories. Here’s more:

The two Hollywood stars Angelina was sleeping with when she met Brad, how she won Brad from Jen, the truth about their sex life…and more! Author of the shocking new tell-all book talks ONLY to LIFE & STYLE revealing the juiciest secrets about Hollywood’s hottest couple

“Hollywood will be rocked by these revelations about Brad and Angelina” – The book’s author, Jenny Paul, to Life & Style

Ever since split rumors exploded following their widely reported meeting with lawyers in January, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seemingly done everything in their power to prove their love is unshakable. But fighting the split rumors will pale in comparison to their next big battle.

Life & Style has exclusively obtained details from a shocking new tell-all book on the couple — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story. One of the most shocking revelations in the tell-all — Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller when she met Brad in 2004!

The book also reveals that Angie slept with Mick Jagger (then married to Jerry Hall) around the time she appeared in the 1997 Rolling Stones video for “Anybody Seen My Baby.” And in March 2003, the two were seen going back to his room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

“This [book] will answer all the questions Brangelina fans have yet to have answered,” the book’s author, Jenny Paul, tells Life & Style. Paul, who spent the past six years investigating the notoriously private couple, spoke to those closest to them, including Angelina’s late mother’s former boyfriend Bill Day and Angelina’s old confidant, rock singer Texas Terri.

The tantalizing tell-all offers a fascinating blow-by-blow of the genesis of the couple’s romance.

“Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,” says Paul, who spoke to an insider who detailed Brad and Angie’s secret trysts, which began soon after. According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Life & Style has also learned that the book reveals Brad and Angelina’s plan to have 13 children. “Some will be adopted, some will be biological,” Paul tells the mag. And when they’ll have those kids may be up to Brad — because he’s the one calling the shots these days. “The power base in the relationship has changed,” Paul reveals. “Angelina wore the pants first, but now Brad’s the one wearing them.”

[From Life & Style Magazine]

The Mick Jagger stuff is weird, isn’t it? So, they had an affair back in 1997, when she did the video, and then they had another affair in 2003? Sure. Okay. I’ll buy that Mick might be one of Angelina’s “types”. As for the whole thing about her sleeping with two other men when she first met Brad, once again, I’m buying it (she’s admitted as much, anyway). But why is it a big deal? I know she was bangin’ her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller for years after they divorced (and I bet it was really hot too). And I remember back in 2005, Angelina was still spending time with Jonny, even when she and Brad were officially “together”. So there may have been a little overlap between her other relationships and her relationship with Brad? Meh. Brad doesn’t seem to mind.

UPDATE: OH YES PLEASE. More about the alleged affair with Ralph, via Jezebel: “In the book, the sources say Angelina was sleeping with Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes when she met Brad Pitt and she’d just ended a four-month relationship with Colin Farrell, because he was becoming obsessed with her, and he drank too much and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.”" Sweet Jesus. I am praying that this true now.

Here’s the Rolling Stones’ video for “Anbody Seen My Baby” with Vintage Jolie:

Some of Jolie’s men:

Last night was a big screening/premiere for Martin Scorsese’s film Shutter Island, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Michelle Williams and Ben Kingsley, amongst others. The stars treated it like a premiere, and dressed up in their best cocktail attire. While I think Leonardo (above, with his director) looks great in his suit, Leo on the red carpet usually disappoints me. He’s the kind of guy who looks hotter when he’s posing for a magazine rather than in “candid” shots. Just as well, I suppose. He’s still cute.

Shutter Island is based on a Dennis Lehane novel of the same name. The story is set in the 1950s, and DiCaprio plays a marshal sent out to investigate a homicide at a facility for the criminally insane. DiCaprio talked extensively about the film in an interview in The Telegraph:

“The movie is ultimately about trauma and the dark side of humanity and it was shocking how deep and dark we had to go emotionally with this character,” he says. “When I first read the screenplay, I didn’t quite realise what we needed to put up on the screen, and it became a sort of giant emotional jigsaw puzzle with Marty and me realising we had to push it further and further for people to identify with the trauma.”

“Usually when I’m on a movie set, I’m able to detach myself from the process at the end of the day and go home and learn my lines for the next day, but this situation was a whole lot different. There were a couple of weeks when I was in a hole and it was the deepest I’ve ever gone with a character emotionally.”

“This movie is an interesting one to publicise because it’s being advertised as a Hitchcockian-type psychological thriller, but, at the end of the day, what Martin Scorsese does best is depict something about humanity and who we are as people. He focuses on the emotions of the characters. So, as much as style plays a part of this, and as much as people will be attracted to the scares and the thrills of it, it’s a story about who we are as people.”

Unlike his peers Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, he does, however, manage to maintain a semblance of a normal life, often going out unnoticed with his friend to clubs and restaurants, something he deems essential for his sanity.

“I go out and have a drink every once in a while,” he says with a grin. “Ooh, I know that’s controversial, isn’t it? I sometimes go on a vacation, too. I take what I do very seriously, and when I’m on the set that’s all I focus on, so my vice is to hang out with my friends and talk about absolutely nothing of importance whatsoever and act like a complete idiot because I’ve got to filter out a lot of the serious stuff I’m dealing with all the time. It’s like therapy to just be a complete idiot with my friends and it’s fantastic.”

He is discussing two more projects with Scorsese, one of them based on a true story about Wall Street corruption and the other a Viking adventure, although neither is by any means definite.

“These last couple of films have taken a lot out of me so I don’t know what I’m going to do next,” he says. “I have no idea and it’s kind of a cool place to be. This year is going to be the year of really taking care of myself because I’ve reached 35 and I’ve taken a lot of things seriously, maybe too seriously at times, so I’m going to make sure that whatever I do next and whatever choices I make are really right for me. And we’ll see where that takes me.”

[From The Telegraph]

Michelle Williams was there too, wearing a stunning one-shoulder cream dress. I love her styling too – good hair, great makeup, and she looks like she’s gained a little weight back after looking a little too thin several months ago. Michelle is rumored to be dating Ryan Gosling these days, but unfortunately, he didn’t show up last night:

Mick Jagger was there too, with his girlfriend L’Wren Scott. I love that Mick adores really tall women. He must be a leg man.

Ben Kingsley is seriously one of my favorite actors! Give some love to Krishna (his real name, by the way)!

Mark Ruffalo and his wife (girlfriend?) Sunrise. I love Mark too. He’s lovely.

And last and definitely least, we have AnnaLynne McCord trying to pull focus in a gross peek-a-boo catsuit. Get a job, honey.

‘Shutter Island’ premiere pics from February 17, 2010. Credit: Andres Otero/ WENN.

When Keith Richards gives you life advice, you listen. Why? Because he’s freaking Keith Richards. Stories about him are legendary. There is no way to ascertain the difference between truth and legend with this man – but I would wager 98% of what you hear about him is the truth. This was the man who was knocked unconscious – resulting in a pretty serious head injury – falling out of a coconut tree. And this was fairly recent, not during the Rolling Stone’s crazy glory days. Keith and Stones’ singer Mick Jagger were interviewed by the Mail, and Keith told them Amy Winehouse was the only singer he finds worth mentioning – but that she’ll be dead soon if she doesn’t change her ways.

Rolling Stone Keith Richards has revealed the only modern pop star he rates is troubled Amy Winehouse. But the guitarist – famous for his huge consumption of illegal drugs – warned that Amy, who was pictured recently smoking crack, “wouldn’t be around for long” unless she cleaned up her act. The Stones’ lead singer Mick Jagger also said Winehouse’s music would suffer because of the time she spent dealing with the authorities over drugs.

Asked which modern artists he rated, he said: “There’s only one person. That girl Amy [Winehouse]. Mind you, that girl isn’t going to be around long unless she sorts herself out pretty quick. Amy’s got to get smart.” Richards, 64, said he did not expect her to listen. He said: “I’m not a preacher. But I’ve been there and you have to pass it on.”

Jagger, also 64, spoke of the band’s trouble with the police over drugs in the Seventies. He said: “It completely took over our lives creatively and we couldn’t do this and couldn’t do that. You had to spend all your time trying to deal with the police. The same thing has happened to Amy Winehouse.”

[From The Daily Mail]

Is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black, or is it more like, “Hey, when even Keith Richards is telling you to lay off, it’s probably something you should consider?” Probably a little of each. If nothing else, Keith is a great cautionary tale. Look at that man’s face. Tell me he doesn’t look 92, and I’ll tell you that you’re a damn liar. The man battled a coconut for God’s sakes. I realized I already mentioned that, but I’m a little hung up on it. It’s not your average occurrence. If nothing else, I’d guess that Keith Richards and Mick Jagger are probably musicians Amy respects. Maybe their advice will merit a bit of consideration for that reason.

51 year-old former supermodel Jerry Hall isn’t above resorting to cheap tactics used by younger tarts to get attention. She ran into her ex common law husband, Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger, at a party earlier this month and pulled up her dress to show him that she wasn’t wearing underwear. For his part Mick, 64, was said to be initially shocked, but then laughed off the incident. He has a younger, but still age-appropriate, girlfriend and he knew that Hall was just messing around. Hall and Jagger have four grown children together and probably have a friendly relationship.

Even though Jerry agreed to annul her marriage to the rock star nine years ago, the former supermodel, 51, still is hot for 64-year-old Mick, pals say.

And when the couple -who have four children together – both showed up at a party at London’s Nobu restaurant in early February, 6-foot-tall Jerry flashed her famously long legs to reveal she’d “gone commando!”

“Jerry was wearing a black below-the-knee dress and black stockings,” said an insider. When she flashed Mick, at first he was shocked, but then he laughed it off.”

Texas-born Jerry is aware the wrinkly rock has been romantically involved with 43-year-old designer L’Wren Scott – who stands a towering 6-foot-4 – for the past six years, says the insider.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 25, 2008]

I remember seeing Jerry Hall in a 2005 reality show on VH1, “Kept,” in which younger guys competed for a chance to be her boy toy. The winner said that he never saw Jerry again after the show and claimed that he didn’t even kiss her and that “She was a little too old for me.”

Hall is currently the spokesperson for erectile dysfunction drug Levitra, and manufacturer Bayer released a press release saying that she will “encourage men and women globally to ‘Strike Up A Conversation’ and openly discuss erectile dysfunction with each other and their healthcare professionals.”

Hall is known for the quote “My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.” She still seems to be working that angle in both her personal and professional life, to mixed results.

Jerry Hall is shown on 2/5/08 outside a private dinner, thanks to PRPhotos.

We’ve had plenty of pictures of stars entering rehab, looking unkempt and lost, so it’s nice to see Amy Winehouse out and about looking great. Or at least better. She headed out of her rehab facility in London to get her teeth fixed. Glamming up for the Grammys?

Emerging from a second visit to a London dentist on Saturday, Amy flashed a bright white smile to onlookers before being escorted by her father Mitch back to the centre she is receiving treatment in.

This is a far-cry from December when she was spotted with gaps in her mouth suggesting her teeth had fallen out.

A friend close to her admitted at the time: “She has one missing from the front of her mouth, and another one at the back which is less visible.

“Her mouth is full of holes and she is desperately worried she is going to lose more. She has actually pulled a tooth out herself, which is absolutely disgusting.”

“Her gums are always red and sore as a result of it and some of the teeth are loosening.”

Daily Mail

It’s absolutely fantastic that her supportive family were with her. The Daily Mail picture show Amy as a poster girl for rehab, cheekily sticking her tongue out at the photographer. She’s gained some much-needed weight, her mouth is full of teeth now, and her beehive is back, and she’s fully dressed. Combined with her trademark eye make up she’s back to being the Amy we all fell in love with. Swoon. She looks like a recovering addict should look, not like when a celebrity sells their rehab story to a magazine and then gets some glossy pictures of themselves taken looking fabulous. No one looks great three days out of rehab.

Amy went back into the rehab facility, without making any side trips to see her husband in jail, or visit her crack dealer, or any other destructive behaviour. She’s also apparently turned down the Osbournes’ offer to stay with them after she checks out. While I’m not sure if Ozzy and Sharon should be trusted with anyone’s mental health – they couldn’t even train their dogs – Ozzy is a good example of why you should stay off the drugs. If I’m going to have an exciting, amazing music career, I’d like to remember it.

The ever charming Keith Richards also has some advice for Amy.

Asked at the Berlin International Film Festival – where he’s promoting new Martin Scorsese Rolling Stones documentary ‘Shine A Light’ – whether he had advice for Amy and her battle with drugs, Richards answered, “She should get her act together.”

The veteran rocker – no stranger to addictive substances himself – then helpfully added, “Apart from that, I have got nothing to say to the bitch.”

Gigwise

He’s an absolute gentleman, isn’t he? Don’t hold your breath waiting for Keith Richards to get his act together. Mick Jagger added that when the Rolling Stones were young, there were no rehab facilities, or at least they weren’t aware of them.

Amy won five Grammys last night. Her album “Back to Black” won for best pop vocal album, she received best female pop vocal performance and single of the year for “Rehab,” , and she also won best female pop vocalist and best new artist.

Thanks to The Daily Mail and WENN for the header image.l

Keith Richards is a good example for children. Kids, don’t do drugs – you might snort your father up like cocaine, or pull a gun on your bandmate, or forget how to play music. Music you wrote and played for half a century. Ronnie Wood, the young one in the Rolling Stones, has put out these claims in his autobiography. Which are probably true, unless they are his own delusional drug flashbacks.

Keith was reportedly furious with Ronnie for smoking purified cocaine in a method known as freebasing.

Ronnie recalls: “After a row with Keith one day, he stormed off to get his gun. I warned everyone to ‘clear the decks’. Keith came back with his Derringer gun, pointed it at me and yelled, ‘You f***ing b*****d Woody!’.

“But I had my own gun, a .44 Magnum. I didn’t have any bullets for it but I calmly pulled it out. And that was the last time Keith pulled a gun on me – until the next time.”

In the tome, Ronnie confesses he became so addicted to cocaine he once banned his children from eating meringues in the house after he mistook a white crumb for a chunk of the drug and attempted to smoke it.

New Zealand Herald

Say no to drugs kids.

There are rumours around again that the Rolling Stones are going to retire – but Mick Jagger doesn’t think so.

Answering questions from readers of the BBC News website, the star, who has just spent two years touring with the band, said they had no plans to retire.

“I’m sure the Rolling Stones will do more things and more records and more tours. We’ve got no plans to stop any of that really,” the 64-year-old said.

“As far as I’m concerned I’m sure we’ll continue,” he added.

BBC

The Rolling Stones made $558,255,524 on their Bigger Bang tour, despite issues facing the band. Like Keith Richards falling out of a coconut tree in Fiji and suffering a head injury. Why would you retire? Why wouldn’t you keep travelling the world, having mini-breaks in Fiji, and making gazillions? I guess Ronnie’s allegations of the Stones forgetting how the songs go can’t be too serious – they remember them well enough for their shows.

The Stones are shown in 8/20/06 performing at Twickenham in London, thanks to PRPhotos.