Yesterday, we discussed the new photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher from this past weekend. I’m including some of the pics in this post. The Mail and many other sites were all “OMG BABY BUMP” about these pics, and I had to admit that I saw it too. Not that I was for-sure “She’s definitely preggo,” but I did think it was a valid possibility. Other possibilities included a food baby, booze bloat, and/or a really awful horizontal-striped shirt. Well, Mila’s rep decided to actually say something about the rumor. Which is how it begins, ladies and gentlemen. Mila has always maintained a “I don’t talk about my relationships” embargo on every outlet. And now she’s got her rep shooting down a pregnancy rumor? Fascinating.

Her rounded tummy sparked rumors she may be carrying Ashton Kutcher’s baby. But a rep for Mila Kunis denies the Black Swan actress will be expecting a stork visit anytime soon.

A spokesperson for the star has insisted: “She is not expecting.”

The Hollywood rumor mill went into overdrive at the weekend after a bumpy looking Kunis, 29, and Kutcher, 34, were snapped taking a stroll in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Clutching what looked like an iced coffee, the actress looked casual in a pair of jeans and a tank top. But it seems her shirt’s horizontal stripes may have created an optical illusion that Kunis is expecting a baby. Or the actress may have been sporting a bloated tummy after having a little too much to eat!

Either way it seems the Two and a Half Men actor will not be becoming a daddy anytime soon.

Kutcher has had experience being a parent. During his six-year marriage to Demi Moore he was stepdad to her three daughters Rumer, now 24, Scout, 21 and Tallulah Willis, 18.

The couple separated last year but have yet to file for a divorce. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the separated spouses have been quietly negotiating a financial settlement, which could spill over into a “public battle” if an agreement isn’t reached soon.

[From Radar]

So. It really was a food baby/booze bloat/a bad shirt. Come here and sit down, Mila. We need to talk. First of all, I like that you eat. Everything you’ve done post-Black Swan indicates to me that you’re the kind of girl who loves to drink beer and eat hot dergs. That’s absolutely fine. I love you for that. But now that you’ve established yourself as the kind of girl who eats solids and occasionally gets photographed looking stuffed from an all-you-can-eat buffet, maybe it’s time to invest in some cute and flattering just-hanging-out clothes. Because your casual-wear sucks, and it’s increasingly becoming a huge problem for you. Enough with the Capri pants, skinny pants, horizontal stripes and faux-maternity blouses. Buy some cute tunics, some scoop-neck t-shirts, some nice straight-leg jeans and maybe a couple pairs of chinos. It really is that simple. Oh, and just by the way, Mila: you know you can do SO much better than Ashton, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

For the record, I didn’t notice anything when I was first glancing through these photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in LA on Saturday. Then I noticed that the Daily Mail was making a big deal about Mila’s phantom “baby bump” and now I can’t unsee it. The Mail claims that these photos prove that Mila is “at the center of a pregnancy riddle after the actress was seen out on Saturday sporting what looked like a baby bump during a romantic stroll with boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34.” The Mail also notes that Mila and Ashton are already living together (are they?) and that Mila has talked about wanting babies before, tells Glamour, “I do want a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than a movie.”

Now, here’s my take: Mila does look a little “fuller” in her midsection. But it could be an awful combination of several things, none of which is a “baby bump”. It could be A) an unflattering, horizontal-striped shirt (which would look bad on most women), B) a food baby, C) general weight gain, because I think Mila gains weight in her midsection, or D) just run-of-the-mill bloating, from PMS, water retention, or too much boozing. Or it could be a baby.

What would happen if Mila was knocked up with Ashton’s douche-baby? Ugh. I don’t even want to think about it. But if it happens (or if it’s already happened?), I do think Demi Moore could be headed for a major breakdown. If Demi gets a People Mag cover just when Ashton and Mila are loved-up, imagine what would happen if Ashton has gotten Mila pregnant.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

These are photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher on Friday outside of the “Pampered Foot” in Studio City. The couple that gets pedicures together stays together? Ugh. And now my head is filled with really gross images of Ashton and Mila doing some bizarre foot sex stuff. GROSS. Don’t get me wrong… I consider foot fetishes to be harmless and kind of sweet and funny. It’s just the idea of Ashton in particular having anything to do with any woman’s feet… ugh. I can’t.

I tend to believe that this footsy photo-op was probably in response to Demi Moore’s new PR strategy. Do we even have to debate that Team Demi is trying a new strategy? I think last week’s People Magazine cover speaks for itself. Her new strategy is “pity poor Demi, she’s so miserable and brave because Ashton is boning Mila Kunis.” If that doesn’t make any sense, I’m guessing that it makes more sense to Demi after a few Whip-Its. Anyway, Page Six has some new information on what’s going down behind the scenes with Demi and Ashton:

Despite being separated for more than a year, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still locked in a fierce private battle over the financial terms of their divorce settlement.

Sources tell us that lawyers for Kutcher, the highest-paid TV actor last year, and Moore “are trying to negotiate a settlement out of court and out of the public eye.” But “they still haven’t reached an agreement over money, because Ashton earned substantially more during the final years of their marriage, but he doesn’t want to pay a large settlement.”

And one source added that if they don’t reach a private agreement, “the discussion could boil over into a public court battle.”

Kutcher, who made $24 million last year, and Moore split up after six years of marriage when he was reportedly caught cheating during their anniversary weekend. He has since moved on with a very public romance with former “That ’70s Show” co-star Mila Kunis.

Meanwhile, Moore has been putting on a brave face in New York the past few days, hosting the GEMS Gala Wednesday before heading out to dinner with friends.

Thursday night, Moore attended a birthday party in Red Hook, Brooklyn, for Kabbalah leader Karen Berg, whose son Rabbi Yehuda Berg performed the marriage ceremony for Moore and Kutcher. Sources tell us the bash had a Texas-hoedown theme with hay bales and fire pits and a family-style dinner at long tables. Witnesses said Moore turned up in jeans and boots with three girlfriends and “looked happy and mingled with other guests,” including Donna Karan, Cobra Starship’s Gabe Saporta and the Berg family.

[From Page Six]

Other sources and sites have claimed that Ashton and Demi are getting hung up over the money too, which I still don’t understand. Demi has lots of money! She saved her money from when she was a big star, she still gets acting and modeling gigs, and most importantly, her production company makes a lot of money too. I don’t understand why Demi thinks Ashton should give her some major settlement. Then again, I don’t really understand why Ashton won’t just pay her to get her out of his life. And then he’ll be free to marry Mila’s feet. It’s all very confusing.

PS… I think Ashton is sucking the hotness out of Mila. I hate to say it that way, and I hate the idea of it, but seriously. Mila has looked like hell ever since she started up with him.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Back in May of this year, Mila Kunis was living and working in NYC. She was filming a movie called Blood Ties with Clive Owen, and we kept getting photos from the set. From the costumes and grooming, it seemed like the film was set in the 1970s. Mila’s costumes were particularly unfortunate – you have to have a certain kind of body type to make those high-waisted bellbottoms look flattering, and I think we were shocked to learn that Mila did NOT have that kind of body. Plus, it really did seem like she had gained some weight around that time. Perhaps the weight gain for the film, perhaps it was just her body physically rejecting The Kutcher. We’ll never know. We’ll never know because Mila went back to the gym shortly after that, and she shed the extra… what? Ten pounds or so. It was really no big deal.

So, Mila got into shape again very quickly and the reason I know that is because Mila has been photographed coming out of her gym constantly, and because Esquire just named her their “Sexiest Women Alive” for 2012. But that has stopped the people at Christian Dior from grumbling, at least according to Star Mag. Mila represents (represented?) Dior’s handbag line, although I think there’s enough evidence to suggest that Mila no longer has a Dior contract, and she’s been replaced by Jennifer Lawrence. But was Mila replaced because of her weight? How idiotic is this?

Marketing honchos at Christian Dior are “furious” with Mila Kunis for putting on weight and continually appearing out and about with Ashton Kutcher in very sloppy, un-chic outfits, Star has learned exclusively. Even worse – Ashton agrees!

“Since pairing with Ashton, she’s constantly photographed looking like a total mess. It’s not the image Dior wants to send,” an insider tells Star, adding that the Dior execs didn’t consider that her pin-thin, 95 lb. Black Swan body wouldn’t last. “When they signed Mila, she was a total waif; they didn’t worry about making her agree to a weight limit in the contract. They’re really regretting that now.”

“The company paid her a fortune and is very frustrated with how she looks,” says a mole. “The marketing people have even offered to supply a wardrobe for her.”

Mila isn’t exactly finding support from her new boyufriend either. Another insider close to the couple reveals that Ashton doesn’t like Mila’s new fuller figure.

“Ashton has been with tons of models, and that’s the body type he likes,” says the spy. “He had been dropping subtle hints, but she wasn’t getting it, so he just told her flat-out that she’s too fat. They had a huge battle and Mila told him to leave if he has a problem with her weight.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Dior comes across as The House of Douche in this piece, and Ashton seems like an emotionally abusive boyfriend. I’m sure Ashton has banged a lot of models… while he was married to Demi Moore. UGH. I don’t know why any woman would stay with (Ashton!) a man who says “You’re too fat.” TO MILA KUNIS. Who gained like 10 pounds and then lost it really quickly. As for the Dior stuff… I don’t know. Star Mag got the scoop ahead of Women’s Wear Daily on Jennifer Lawrence’s contract, so maybe they really do have sources in Dior. And those sources are a—holes.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Esquire.

People Magazine, despite its reputation as a celebrity-friendly rag that will run just about any publicist-generated story, has not been the kindest to Demi Moore. We’ve had the impression that they’re firmly in Ashton’s camp, judging from their last cover story on Demi, in February after her OD and hospitalization. They titled their online story “Inside Demi Moore’s Dangerous Desperation to ‘Stay Young and Skinny‘” They’ve run articles about Demi grinding up on young guys while partying with her daughters, and last November, after Demi and Ashton announced their separation, People ran a cover suggesting that Demi’s insecurities help drive their split. (Although they did mildly acknowledge Ashton’s cheating.)

All of that is leading me to believe that People’s latest cover was sanctioned by Ashton, with some details from Demi’s side to try and make it sound neutral. Demi is said to be “jealous and frustrated” and “threatened” by Ashton’s public romance with Mila Kunis. Of course she is. I mean I believe this easily. So I guess all those tabloids reports on Demi’s reaction to her ex’s new relationship were true. Here’s a preview of their cover story:

The actress, who will mark her 50th birthday on Nov. 11, is wrapping a challenging year: Her 6-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher, 34, ended last November in the wake of the actor’s public cheating scandal; she was hospitalized last January; and since then she has endured intense scrutiny of her well-being.

Multiple sources close to her circle say some friends are worried Moore hasn’t fully recovered. Her thinness is still raising concerns, a source tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story: “Her friends aren’t convinced she’s all better.”

Now, with her milestone birthday fast approaching, she must cope with her ex’s very public new romance with actress Mila Kunis, 29.

One source close to her says she is “jealous and frustrated” by the romance.

Another insider says the actress is taking Kutcher’s cheating the hardest.

“What was humiliating was having her husband cheat on her in such a public way,” the insider says. “But once that happened, she has not looked back.”

But another source maintains she’s doing well: “As hard as it has been, despite the depression of going through a divorce, she came through it.”

For much more on how Demi is coping, her relationship with her three daughters and why Demi and Ashton have yet to finalize their divorce, pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE

[From People]

I really want to hear why Demi and Ashton haven’t “finalized” their divorce. I don’t think we’ve seen any evidence that they’ve even filed, and I buy the stories that they were never legally married. The evidence otherwise is very weak.

It’s been at least year since Demi was with Ashton, but I get why it’s hard for her to move on, and painful to see Ashton hanging all over Mila in public. (It’s painful for us, too, and we have no personal connection to these people.) Obviously Demi needs to let go, though, and find something else to focus on. She needs to get a hobby or something, since it’s not like her daughters are welcoming her back into their lives.

Here’s what I’m wondering – why is People running this story? Is Demi bugging the sh*t out of Ashton, and did he sanction this as some kind of “move the F on” message to Demi? That’s my theory.

Photo credit: WENN and FameFlynet

Here are some photos of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at Met Life Stadium in New Jersey last night for the Jets game (don’t bother correcting me if I’m wrong about the game, for me sports = ambivalence). You know what kind of bugs me about Ashton and Mila’s strategy with the media? Mila refuses to comment on her private life, which… fine. That’s her business, and she’s pretty consistent about it. But the jig is up, you know? We KNOW they’re dating. They get photographed together consistently enough, sometimes looking couple-y and posed, sometimes not so much. What I don’t understand is why there can’t be an explicit acknowledgement of what’s going on. Why they have to act like they’re really “hiding” and keeping everything a “secret”. Oh well. It’s not like they’ll take my advice.

More evidence that they’re super-dooper-loved-up? Ashton “feeds” her. In public. Ugh.

How sweet! Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis enjoyed Grom Gelato in New York’s West Village on Tuesday evening.

“When they walked out, Ashton fed Mila some of her ice cream!” onlooker Tammy Nguyen told PEOPLE. “They were very cute together.”

The duo was dressed casually, Kunis wearing a hood and Kutcher in a navy blue baseball hat and button-up sweater.

“Fans approached Kutcher for a photo, but he declined,” Nguyen adds.

[From People]

Mm… gelato. Does anyone else think Ashton is probably happy to be dating someone who eats gelato and, you know, solids? Mm… I would love someone to feed me gelato. Not Ashton. Do you think Michael Fassbender would feed me gelato?

In other Mila news, did you know that she’s now considered a “contender” for the role of Anastasia (Beaverhausen) Steele in the OMG STFU UP ABOUT 50 SHADES? True story. According to “reports” – very mysterious reports. I’m only mentioning this casting rumor (which, let’s be real, has no foundation) because of the other side of the rumor… as to who has lately been associated with the Christian Grey role. Um, they’re saying it’s Tom Hardy. Okay. That actually does it for me. I might have to pick up that God-awful book again and re-read it thinking of Tom Hardy. Ooooooo. I will leave you with three words that should destroy your concentration for the rest of the day: “Tom. Hardy. Spanking.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Mila Kunis is this year’s Sexiest Woman Alive, at least according to Esquire. Previous winners of the title have included Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and Scarlett Johansson, amongst others. Mila’s pictorial (you can see it here) is kind of boring – I mean, her body looks great, and it’s hard to take a bad photo of her, but the styling is just kind of “been there, done that.” Still, the title IS some kind of honor, and I can’t say I hate the choice of Mila this year. She’s been on a roll the past few years, and I think most dudes would probably include her in their Top Five crushes. Unfortunately, her recent dalliance (or is it love?) with Ashton Kutcher has kind of killed my girl-crush for Mila. Fortunately, Mila still gives a good interview. You can read the whole piece here, and here are some highlights:

Mila’s interesting industry story: “My career was threatened over me not wanting to do the cover of a magazine. By an executive. Oh, that’s not even true. A person higher than an executive. It was like, If you don’t do this magazine, you’ll never work in this company. I went, “Great.” It was the first time that I had someone on the phone tell me that I will never work in this industry again. I said, “I’m sorry, what did you say?” It wasn’t Playboy, but it was a magazine I didn’t want to do. It’s very simple. I just didn’t want to do it. I said I would do that one and that one, just not this one. And this person couldn’t accept no. In my twenty-nine years, I’ve never met someone who lied as much as this person did. You know when little kids look at you with chocolate all over their face, and then you say, “Why did you eat that chocolate?” And they say, “I didn’t eat chocolate,” and you say, “But you have it on your face.” It was worse than that. There are good, honest people who work their asses off and don’t reach nearly as much success as this person does. I never spoke about it, and I did as little interviews as I possibly could. Because why support a project that didn’t support me back? People in this industry lie so much, they believe their lies. That’s what I learned on that movie. I learned people are a–holes and people lie. I think that was the turning point of my career. Where I said no!”

On Seth MacFarlane: “He’s such a douchebag. I keep telling him, “Sarcasm does not translate well in print.” And he is so f–king dry. I’ve known him since I was fourteen, and I find self-deprecating humor great. I tell him, “You can mock away because I know who you are. In print, though? You’re going to come off like an a–hole. So be careful.””

She doesn’t think she’s funny: “I think I stumbled upon doing funny things, but I’m not funny. I just know how to deliver a joke. There are people who naturally exude humor and are constantly saying funny things, and there are the people who know how to deliver a joke. It’s a learned skill. Through twenty years of doing this, I practice it. I think that the second you think that you’re funny is when you stop being funny.

Her work ethic, and work philosophy: “What I do and who I am are two different things. And they always will be. What happens with people is they lose sight of who they are, and they become either who they want to be or who they are perceived to be. But whatever it is, it is no longer who they are. So much of who you are in this industry is based on what that critic says, what that director says, what that actor says. People start believing all that, and they become what everybody else wants them to be. And I think that I’ve consciously separated my two lives. I love what I do. I couldn’t imagine doing anything else. But when I’m done with work, I’m done with work. I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me. And I never want to lose that. Ever. Because I would be so disappointed if I didn’t make them proud.”

The paparazzi and setting up photo-ops: “Here’s the truth: People want to get photographed in this industry a lot more than they let on. For instance, everything is sponsorship-based. When you see photos in magazines and someone’s holding a Coke or a Sprite and they’re just walking down the street, that’s a sponsorship. [With pap setups of beach photos]… At least that’s controlled. But I don’t want it. I really don’t want it. The fact that I even have to talk about it … it’s common sense: Privacy is privacy. I no longer have it.”

Politics: “The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it’s baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, ‘I’m a Republican.’ Why? Do you remember the McCain commercial? “Finish the dang fence.” Do you remember this? God, not many people have seen this commercial. McCain’s walking along the Arizona border fence and talking to a sheriff, and the sheriff says, “You’re one of us, sir.” And McCain turns to the sheriff and says, “Eh, finish the dang fence.” I lost my s–t. “Finish the dang fence.””

[From Esquire]

Mila gives an extraordinarily good interview, doesn’t she? If you go to Esquire, she also talks a bit about her experience as an immigrant, and how she really wishes people would focus more on her parents’ immigration experience rather than hers. And I like that she just comes out and admits that most people in the industry are active participants in the paparazzi game. Is Mila one of them, though? I don’t know. But I think she’s dating someone who is an active participant.

Photos courtesy of Esquire.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are in the midst of a full-fledged relationship, much to everyone’s shock. I mean, seriously, how has Ashton Kutcher not f—ked this up yet? Is an old dog capable of learning a new trick? Apparently. Anyway, I kind of figured that Ashton would give up on Kabbalah now that he’s no longer with Demi Moore – Demi was the one who brought Ashton into the “fold” as it is, and I just thought… why would Ashton go back? But Ashton has continued to seek out Kabbalah services after his split with Demi, and now Us Weekly is reporting that Ashton even brought Mila to the Kabbalah Center! Oh, Demi is going to lose it.

Could Mila Kunis, 29, soon be sporting a little red bracelet? Mila accompanied her beau of six months, Ashton Kutcher, to Rosh Hashanah holiday services at the Kabbalah Center in NYC September 18th.

“The men and women are separated, but Ashton always smiled at her,” a witness tells Hot Stuff. Afterward, Kutcher, 34 – who joined the sect with Demi Moore in 2003 – “ran to embrace her. They were clapping and praying. She was taking it all in.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

Here’s the thing – Kabbalah is roughly based on the mystical sect of Judaism, although it includes additional practices and has been called a cult. Mila Kunis is Jewish (here are some quotes from Mila on her faith). So it’s not like she’s completely leaving the flock or anything. If anything, I bet Mila could teach Ashton a thing or two about Judiasm. The couple that prays together…?

Another reason why Ashton might not have left Kabbalah – because apparently a Kabbalah divorce is as easy as saying “we’re over.” No muss, no fuss, no paperwork? How else do you explain why Demi and Ashton haven’t made any kind of move to formalize their split? Because it was never legal.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

It finally struck me today, as I was looking at these photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher – they fit together in some strange way. I’m not reversing my die-hard stance that Mila is too good for Ashton, or that Ashton is a massive d-bag. I’m just saying… I guess I see why it works. I guess I see what each one brings to the relationship. Like, I can’t imagine Demi Moore ever wearing a t-shirt (“Win or lose, we still booze, Chicago Bears fans of NYC”) and sneakers and going out for ice cream with Ashton after seeing a game, you know? And maybe that’s what Mila wants – something uncomplicated. I believe this is uncomplicated between them right now. But I believe it will get more complicated between them in the months to come. Like, was Ashton ever married to Demi, and if so, shouldn’t he get a divorce?

You know what I also find interesting? Ashton and Mila are seen here in NYC – they’ve been in New York for a few weeks now. Are they going to make this their new homebase? Or are they just so in love that they now travel together when the other one is working?

Also: did you know Ashton is a smoker? I didn’t know that. The Mail has some grainy photos of Mila and Ashton out last night, and he’s smoking a cig. Hey, at least he’s not checking his phone while he kisses her, I guess?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

As we discussed yesterday, it seems more and more likely that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are actually in a real relationship, complete with makeouts on rocks and lovey-dovey pronouncements in restaurants. At this point, I think Mila and Ashton have been together for… maybe since the beginning of April? April is when the stories really began, and there were lots of sightings of Mila and Ashton all around California. So, that means they’ve been together five solid months, probably closer to six months. So is it time to start having “the talk”? The Talk about marriage and babies and their future together, despite the fact that he and Demi Moore are still in some kind of state of matrimony? Gross. Well, The Enquirer says yes, they are talking about it. They also say that Mila Kunis is telling her friends that Ashton claims that he and Demi were never legally married!

The latest bizarre twist in the bitter Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher breakup – or as Demi famously cast is, her “divorce!”

Inside sources say Mila Kunis keeps insisting that the rumors are true: Ashton and Demi were NEVER married!

“Mila is now saying she and Ashton want to marry and raise children, and she’s assured stunned pals that he doesn’t need a divorce from Demi because the two were never legally wed in a civil ceremony,” said one source. “They got ‘hitched’ in a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

The whole “Ashton and Demi were never legally married” thing has been around for months. At this point, I think the story might have legs, because neither Demi nor Ashton has filed ANY kind of legal paperwork to dissolve their marriage/relationship. There are no separation papers, no divorce papers. All Demi did was issue a statement saying that “I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton”… but then there’s been nothing in the way of paperwork.

Meanwhile, Star has this dumb story about Mila being jealous… of Miley Cyrus:

Mila Kunis has a message for Miley Cyrus: “Keep your hands off my man!” An insider reports that Mila is seething with jealousy over the news that Miley will be cozying up to her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher when she guest stars on his show, Two and a Half Men.

“She’s concerned that with Ashton’s checkered cheating history, he could easily fall prey to Miley’s charms,” says the source.

So Mila is taking precautions by setting some ground rules for her philandering beau. “That includes no extracurricular partying or socializing with Miley, no flirty texts or emails back and forth – nothing.”

Mila has also warned Ashton that she’ll be making “regular drop-in visits to the set to make sure he and Miley are on their best professional behavior.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Liam Hemsowrth or Ashton: who would you rather? Damn, I wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with that Aussie boy. But I wouldn’t touch Ashton with a ten-foot pole. But would Ashton go for Miley? Well, considering Ashton’s taste in mistresses during his marriage to Demi, I do think Mila might have some grounds to be concerned. But he’s a new man! Right? He buys lunch! He says “I love you”! He makes out with me on a rock! Etc. Well, we’ll see. Is Ashton dumb enough to cheat on Mila? I think you can guess my answer.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.