Some exes you can’t forget, so you Google them, look them up on Facebook and ask mutual friends how they are. That’s fine, healthy if you leave it at that. Pamela Anderson obviously has Tommy Lee under her skin, literally in the case of their shared Hep C, and they are apparently back together.

We visited Mötley Crüe in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and we’ll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because you’re our pals, we thought you’d want to know one bit of news right away: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee (speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Let’s hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, “We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

Rolling Stone

Pictures of the two together have been circulating for a while, but since they have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan, I thought maybe they were celebrating a family occasion. Until I saw this picture of them buying houseplants together. You just don’t do that with your ex-husband.

Of course, Pam has a new reality television series coming up, and Tommy Lee is no stranger to reality television (although his relationship with reality seems tentative at best), so is this for real? Or just part of an elaborate stunt for the cameras?

I hope it is for real, because it’s horrible for children of divorce to be led into thinking their parents might get back together. I’m sure we’ll see it all played out on TV in Pam’s upcoming show ‘Girl on the Loose’. She did hint that a wedding could be featured on the show!

In good news, Pamela has donated her 2000 Dodge Viper to charity, saying she is a ‘terrible driver’. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the car will go to PETA.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are shown at one of their son’s baseball games looking affectionate on 5/7/08, thanks to Splash News.

Michael Jackson briefly came out of the woodwork this weekend to celebrate friend Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday in Los Angeles. The party was attended by some major showbiz heavyweights, including Britney Spears. That’s right, Britney and Michael were in the same room, and the universe did NOT implode. That’s a lot of potential crazy within 100 yards, easily enough to knock the earth off its axis.

Despite the potential hazards to humanity, the party went off without a hitch, with celebrities like Fergie, Pam Anderson, and Snoop Dogg also in attendance. However everyone was disappointed in the King of Pop, who failed to perform at the event – choosing to mutter a few words into a microphone and then exit hastily.

The crowd went wild as Michael Jackson strode purposefully on stage and picked up a microphone. Was this the moment he was going to break into song and end his years of silence? Er, no. The fallen star just muttered a few words… then slunk back into his self-imposed obscurity.

The huge anti-climax came at an exclusive showbiz party in Los Angeles to mark fashion designer Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday. A-list guests - including Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson - went into a frenzy as Audigier introduced the “King of Pop”. But all they got as Jacko, 49, stepped onto the platform was a whispered, “Hello”. He added politely: “Christian is the King of Fashion” before turning on his heels and trouping off.

An insider said: “Everyone went mad when he grabbed the microphone. The mood was electric. But sadly there was no impromptu gig. It was a shame because he looked in pretty good shape. He was obviously just putting in an appearance for his old pal Christian.”

[From the Mirror]

The Daily Mail notes that Britney was at the party, escorted by her father Jaime Spears and agent Jason Trawick. Fergie performed and Pamela Anderson gave a speech… which I’m guessing was super inspiring. But she did manage to flash the crowd – and nothing inspires like Pam Anderson’s ladybits. I didn’t realize that Britney’s dad was monitoring her so closely that he was actually her date to events. Hopefully he doesn’t go all Joe Simpson on her.

Michael Jackson disappointing isn’t really anything exciting, in and of itself. He’s not exactly the sort to surprise everyone and whip out a performance. Though apparently he did whip off his face mask for a while – and really, that’s about all we can hope for from the guy.

Here’s Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, Christian Audigier and family, Fergie, Alessandra Ambrosio, Pamela Anderson at Audigier’s birthday party at the Petersen Automotive museum in Los Angeles on Friday. Images thanks to WENN.

Pam Anderson wants you to know that she is not Denise Richards. Sure, she is dim and plastic, a shitty actress, can’t function without a camera pointed at her, and she’s going to have her own reality show like Denise, but that’s where she draws the line. Pam Anderson is moving forward with her E! reality show, scheduled to air this summer and she wants everyone to know that the show will not feature Anderson’s two sons with former husband, Tommy Lee.

Unlike some of E!’s other shows, including Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood and the upcoming Living Lohan, Pamela will not feature Anderson’s children in the show, according to the network.

The series will be shot in a highly stylized documentary style, according to the producers of the series at World of Wonder Productions.

“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” said Randy Barbato, managing director of World of Wonder Productions, in a statement. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”

[From Broadcasting & Cable]

These E! executives must think we are morons. “Artistically rich and visually stunning?” I think they mean “vapid and ridiculous, with lots of closeups of Pam’s T&A.” That sounds about right. I can see it now: Pam washes her car. In a bikini. Pam goes shopping. In a bikini. Pam files her taxes. In a bikini. Riveting television, I tell you!

As for the decision not to showcase the children, it’s probably a good idea, considering that she spends more time skanking around Las Vegas, getting married and divorced on a whim and trading sexual favors for card game losses than, you know, actual parenting. Besides, with parents like Pam and Tommy, these kids have enough to deal with.

Note by Celebitchy Anderson gave Hugh Heffner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. She came out of a bedroom in his Vegas suite wearing nothing but heels and proceeded to dance for him. The owner of The Palms Fantasy Towers confirmed the story, saying “[Hugh] was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Anderson is shown on a German TV show with magician Hans Klok on 3/15/08. Denise Richards is shown performing with the Pussycat Doll in June, 2006.

As if the Pamela Anderson quickie divorce story could get any more complicated, TMZ is claiming that the 40 year-old ex Baywatch babe is pregnant with her newly estranged pornographer husband’s baby. As to how a pregnancy in the early stages could prompt a woman to file for divorce, Anderson’s ex Rick has said he thinks it’s making her act “crazy” and that he hopes she’ll take back her second divorce petition, after reneging on the first only to file again two weeks later.

TMZ has learned the divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant!

You’ll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But sources tell TMZ she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she’s pregnant with his baby.

Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

[From TMZ]

This week’s In Touch claimed these two were attending therapy after Pamela’s first divorce filing. In our article about Pamela’s second divorce filing, I noted that she wrote the end date of their marriage as 12/13, which would mean that she only tried to make it work for one week before deciding to scrap her marriage again. That’s hardly enough time to go to more than one session, but here’s what In Touch had to say about it:

Rick wants to save the marriage, so he agreed to do anything Pam asked - including weekly therapy sessions. “Pam loves Rick, but she’s not sure they were meant to be married,” her pal explains. “Rick, on the other hand, thinks that they’re meant to be together. They are so different in many ways - that’s why Pam insisted on therapy.”

[From InTouch, print edition, January 14, 2007]

Maybe therapy didn’t work after one session so Pam thought she may as well get out while she can. This isn’t a woman who realizes that relationships have problems that require more than quick fix solutions.

After Pam filed for divorce the first time she wrote on her blog that she was going to make some drastic changes in her life. She said “This is the year I do everything I wanted to do - my way. I have so many great projects - for the environment- for animals. I’m going to be proud of every single day- and make sure I do not veer from the path.”

There’s an entry on Anderson’s blog today that suggests she’s denying pregnancy reports. It’s titled “no” and simply says “no.” In her previous entry she denied being in Australia, as recent reports suggested she was. I think we can all assume that she’s saying she’s not pregnant in this latest post, even if she doesn’t want to explain it.

Pamela Anderson is shown at LAX nightclub on 12/31/06, thanks to PRPhotos.

Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from her husband of a whole two months, Rick Salomon, on December 14th of last year. Then she tried to take it back, saying simply on her blog that “We’re working things out.” Things didn’t work out so well for Pam and Rick. She filed for divorce again just two weeks later and managed to beat her three month divorce record with musician Kid Rock from 2006.

In the second set of divorce papers Anderson listed their marriage as lasting from 10/6 to 12/13. That means it was really only a week that they tried to make it work and then gave up again. That’s not enough time to go through couples’ therapy, although from Anderson’s marriage record it seems that individual therapy might also be in order.

The papers were served two weeks after Anderson first filed for divorce from Salomon, a decision she rescinded just a few hours later with a blog post that they were “working things out.”

Seen alone on New Year’s Eve, Anderson recently blogged on her site: “2007 was an interesting year for me. What’s the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do – my way… I’m going to be proud of every single day – and make sure I do not veer from the path.”

Anderson, 40, stated in her divorce request that she and Salomon were married from Oct. 6 to Dec. 13.

[From US Weekly]

In her blog she seemed to say that it was foolish to try and make it work with Salomon, saying “What’s the definition of insanity?,” the answer to which is usually “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” In Anderson’s case that means getting married, so maybe this will be the last divorce we hear about from her for a while. She probably still thinks the problem lies with her chosen mates, though, and not with herself.

Anderson can quote all the dimestore psychology she wants, and say that she’s making a change with this divorce, but really it’s just status quo for her to get a divorce. She doesn’t seem the most self-aware person in the world. She’ll probably say she’s making a change for the better later this year when she divorces her next husband - just in time to publicize her latest Vegas act.

Everyone said that Pamela Anderson’s divorce from internet gambling tycoon and fellow sex tape star Rich Salomon was inevitable, but it still is shocking to me that her third marriage was even shorter than her second. We thought her three-month union with Kid Rock last year was incredibly short, and now Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rock Salomon after just over two months of marriage. It was right around this time last year that she divorced Kid Rock, so she must just get fed up around the holidays.

According to court documents first obtained by CelebTV.com, the former Playboy Playmate has filed for divorce against her husband of just over two months.

On Dec. 14, Anderson filed a claim for dissolution of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences.

Anderson, 40, and Salomon, 39, a longtime pal, tied the knot on Oct. 6 at the Mirage Hotel Las Vegas. It was the third marriage for both.

[From CelebTV.com]

Anderson and Salomon had a lot of superficial things in common. Both have children from other marriages that are aged 9 and 11. Anderson has two sons, while Salomon has two daughters. Salomon has also been married twice before, although his shortest marriage before Pam was with Shannon Doherty and lasted a whole nine months.

These two were said to be pitching a reality show “Newlyweds” style, but they don’t need the reality show curse to doom their relationship. Anderson has denied that she was working on a reality show about her personal life, and instead blogged that it would have featured her stage career, but that talks fell through. As for what she’ll do next she is no longer performing in Vegas with magician Hans Klok and says she will do some surprise gigs in Europe but will mostly stay home to take care of her kids. Hopefully she’ll take some time to get her head on straight.

Update: TMZ reports that Pam and Rick aren’t getting a divorce and that they’re going to work on it. Pam blogged today “P.S. We’re working things out…” Doesn’t it seem like you should exhaust all of those options before you file papers?

I wasn’t sure if I should file this under the “Good Celebrity” tag or not. I could go either way. Pam Anderson will be serving a wholesome vegetarian meal to homeless people in Las Vegas this Thanksgiving. I guess that’s a good celebrity. A few people have pointed out that introducing homeless people to a “healthier lifestyle” (as Pam puts it) implies that the homeless have a lot of say in what they choose to eat, which they generally don’t. It’s not like most of them say, “Do I want to go to McDonald’s, or do I want to go to Whole Foods today?” and they’re just choosing the wrong one. They want to put food in their stomachs, and implying they’re doing something wrong or unethical by doing that is a little holier-than-thou. But I appreciate that Pam is probably coming from a place of trying to do something nice for others, so I’m just going to assume good intent.

Let’s forget for a moment what a trainwreck Pamela Anderson has been lately and focus on her work with PETA. Pammy will be serving vegetarian dishes all night on Thanksgiving at an unnamed homeless centre in Las Vegas.

PETA spokesman Michael McGraw says, “We want to keep the venue a secret because it’s really just for Pam and those she’s serving. It’s not for fans and autograph seekers. The dinner itself will be a feast - Gardein’s Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast With Wild Rice and Cranberries. It’s a delicious faux turkey. Pam, who has been vegetarian since she was a teenager, is thrilled to serve up the health benefits of a meatless diet.”

Anderson adds, “The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it’s murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it’s easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for.”

[From Hollyscoop]

Well I hope everyone likes it. I have a vegetarian friend who refused to eat Tofurky because she says it tastes like crap, and I’ve heard the sentiment echoed elsewhere. Let’s hope “Gardein’s Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast” tastes a little better. I would think that on the couple holidays a year that homeless people get to have a decent meal, they’d at least like something that tastes good, instead of some rich person telling them what they should be eating. Now I feel like I should fly to Vegas with a bushel of turkeys to rescue Thanksgiving from Pamela Anderson/PETA’s clutches. I kid, I kid. Broccoli-based turkey is awesome, I’m sure.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Gardein’ Protein’s “new nutrition-packed Veggie Turkey Breast With Wild Rice and Cranberry Stuffing.” It doesn’t look bad.

Pamela Anderson has wed for the third time. The 40 year-old former Baywatch babe got hitched in Vegas on Saturday to 39 year-old Rick Salomon. This is Anderson’s third marriage. She was wed to Tommy Lee for three years and Kid Rock for nearly four months last year. Her exes Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into a fight over her at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards.

Rick Salomon is best known for starring and capitalizing on the “One Night in Paris” sex tape with Paris Hilton, while Anderson has made sex tapes with at least two of her exes, with the one with Tommy Lee available to the public.

Present at the wedding were Pamela’s two sons and the couples’ friends and family, including Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, and magician Hans Klok, whom Pamela assists in his act.

Both Anderson and Salomon have been married twice before and have marriages that lasted less than a year. Anderson had a spectacularly failed marriage to Kid Rock last year after multiple wedding ceremonies. Salomon doesn’t have a great track record either, having been married to Elizabeth Daily for 5 years and to Shannen Doherty for just nine months.

Anderson claims they’ve known each other for 15 years but their romance just went public a few months ago, and it doesn’t seem as if they were seeing each other before that point. They are said to have met through their children.

Anderson has sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, from her first marriage while Salomon has daughters Hunter, 11, and Tyson, 9, from his first marriage. They certainly seem to have a lot in common. Maybe they’ll make it work, but given their respective histories it’s doubtful.

Rumor has it that Anderson is pregnant and that prompted her quickie wedding, but that seems to be pure speculation.

Details from People.com and Wikipedia entries for Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Pamela Anderson is shown on October 6 tapping a keg in Vegas for Octoberfest. Thanks to Splash News.

Anyone with enough time and money can have perfect breasts – but picking the breasts you might like to have takes a little longer. UK scientist Patrick Mallucci spent many hours of research looking for the perfect breast to aid you in your decision. His research involved looking at lad’s magazines. Some people really have the worst jobs, don’t they?

In his lecture, titled Concepts in Design for Breast Augmentation, he will express the hope that his insights are used by surgeons providing breast enlargements.

The operation is Britain’s most popular cosmetic surgery procedure, with 6,156 performed last year.

Mr Mallucci said: “I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive.

“These findings allowed me to form a template around which to plan a breast augmentation, and set a standard of aesthetics.

“Obviously personal interpretation and expression has to be accounted for, but this has allowed me to develop a template that I have been using successfully for some time.”

The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast, he said.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

He added: “All of the models I looked at conformed to these parameters. None of them were augmentedand yet they were clearly considered to have beautiful breasts, so I wanted to examine how that could be achieved in someone not so well-endowed by using an implant.

“It’s about wanting to create something as close to perfection as possible.”

Daily Mail

Apparently Victoria Beckham’s ‘unnaturally round’ boobs are out, and a UK model and actress by the name of Caprice has a perfect pair. Despite Posh’s breasts not being scientifically appealing, many people still request them when they go in for an augmentation surgery. Almost as many request Caprice’s breasts in Britain and if you’re interested, a Texan surgeon is now offering a breast augmentation procedure that takes 30 minutes, then you go home, have a nap, wash your hair and go out for dinner. All the while screaming in agony I assume.

Posh herself seems to be learning that her sex appeal may not be translating well in her new home across the Atlantic – she’s said to be planning a stint with the Pussycat Dolls. That’s the Las Vegas burlesque troupe and not the pop band.

“They’ve been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in LA,” a source said.

“They love her style and think she has the perfect figure for the group.

“They are all huge Spice Girl fans and can’t wait to have her on stage with them.”

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Other celebrities that have danced with the troupe include Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Tori Spelling, Eva Longoria, and Nicolette Sheridan. I think that Victoria is going to be fighting fit for her Spice Girls tour, and is going to absolutely blow everyone away. If she doesn’t snap like a twig.

Header image from the Daily Mail. Image below from Pretty On The Outside.

Kid Rock got in a fight with Tommy Lee right at the VMAs last night, and he is even said to have popped him, although I couldn’t tell in the video of the incident, it’s all just a lot of flailing around from far away with Rock looking pissed and trying not to lose his cigar..

Here’s the video from MTV via TMZ.

TMZ says that Tommy Lee got booted from the VMAs right afterwards while Kid Rock was allowed to stay and was not immediately arrested for punching Lee.

Vegas cops issued a statement saying they were there quickly and that Kid Rock got a citation for misdemeanor battery. Cops were said to be looking for him after the VMAs. He will have to appear in court in Vegas in 3-5 weeks.

There was a recent story about Tommy Lee that he had sex with some chick on a table at a public nightclub. Maybe Lee was telling him not to disrespect the mother of his children with such nasty antics, or maybe they were arguing about Pamela herself. She is notorious for on-again off-again relationships that never really end, particularly with Tommy, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she had something going on with him again. She has been seen out on the beach in Malibu with Rick Solomon, the guy who made and marketed the Paris Hilton sex tape, but it’s unknown if they’re an item.

MTV reports that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock ran into each other right before the VMAs and that it was quite an awkward moment:

As Pam made her way into that area from outside, Kid Rock was entering the same space, which is only like 5′ by 10″, but through the casino side entry. They didn’t notice each other — Pam chatted with Hans Klok, with whom she’s starring in a Vegas show, and Kid Rock sipped his Bud Light. But a minute or so later, Rock turned around and he and Pam were looking right at each other. “Hey,” Pam said to her ex-beau softly, with a cordial smile. It was one of those, “Oh, wow, you, yeah, OK,” moments. Very awkward. And everyone in that room picked up on it.

[From MTV.com]

Maybe that’s why tensions were high when Rock ran into Lee. Even if Lee hasn’t rekindled his relationship with the mother of his children, he still gets to see her often enough and I doubt she has much to do with Rock.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are shown at the VMAs last night. Thanks to WENN for these photos.

Update: The NYDaily News had this pic of Anderson on Lee’s lap at the VMAs and said that this might have provoked Rock, along with the fact that Lee is said to have ignored him. Here’s the description of the incident.

Witnesses claimed Tommy Lee of Motley Crue may have provoked Kid Rock by reintroducing his lap and pawing hands to Anderson.

Rock took exception to Lee’s behavior, decking him in front of Sean (Diddy) Combs.

“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said rap producer Rich Nice. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like, ‘Yo, what?”‘

Nice said Kid Rock threw the first punch, backhanding Tommy Lee.

“And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again - bong,” Nice said.

[NY Daily News]