Apr 10
'09
‘90210′ star AnnaLynne McCord stinks…literally

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Easy on the eyes, hard on the nose…AnnaLynne McCord has some hygiene issues. Photos: Fame.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry can’t get the residual stink of some guy’s B.O. out of his car? Imagine having to go to work every day and smell that. Apparently, that’s what the cast of the new 90210 show on the WB is dealing with, thanks to their stinky co-star, AnnaLynne McCord.

AnnaLynne McCord is basking in the sweet smell of success over her breakout role in “90210″ - but her body odor is causing quite a stink among the show’s cast and crew!

The 21-year-old sexpot plays the role of spoiled rich Beverly Hills High student Naomi Clark on the CW’s popular teen drama, but there’s nothing sexy about the way she smells, say sources.

“AnnaLynne is easy on the eyes, but tough on the nose!” a set insider divulged. “She actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesn’t need it - as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is, AnnaLynne reeks!”

The problem has gotten so bad that the cast and crew have nicknamed her “AnnaLynne McStinky,” says the insider. And because no one is willing to step up and give AnnaLynne the bad B.O. news to her face, they’re trying to devise ways to get the message across.

“A few people have made light-hearted jokes about body odor in her presence, and someone else actually tossed deodorant in a bag she carries when she wasn’t looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasn’t gotten the message,” said the insider.

AnnaLynne even “smelled funky” when she showed up for the show’s first season wrap party at the West Hollywood nightspot Coco de Ville on March 21, the source revealed.

“The irony is she is one of the hottest stars on TV right now - but she needs to address her body odor issue.”

[From The National Enquirer print version, April 20, 2009]

Damn! That’s embarrassing. I can understand it happening once in a while - it happens to all of us sometimes. Hormones, working out, or skipping a shower one day are all culprits. But all the time? And at work? To the point that someone snitches to a gossip rag? That’s pretty gross. And also hilarious. I am one of those people who has no problem telling someone when they stink. Or when they have something hanging out of their nose, or when their fly is down. I consider it a public duty to tell people these things. I would hope that if I was walking around offending everyone’s sense of smell, they would do me the same courtesy!

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Feb 28
'09
90210’s Annalynne McCord looks like an overdone turkey

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90210’s Annalynne McCord – who is ostensibly a mere 21-years-old, if Wikipedia isn’t a big fat liar – has defied the very laws of nature. How? Well last time I checked, nature generally didn’t let you turn into a 54-year-old Upper East Side socialite overnight. But that’s exactly what McCord appears to be – and I can’t say it’s a flattering look for her.

Yikes! It looks like someone over did it a little bit on the fake bake!

Annalynne McCord hit up Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles last night clutching a long stem rose that someone was kind enough to buy for the star (probably from one of those people who walk down the middle of street selling them out of plastic buckets).

The 90210 starlet wore red platforms and a white dress, that so nicely complimented the white racoon-like marks around her eyes. It’s good to see that Annalynne protects her eyes when she’s in the tanning bed, but maybe she should nix the super bronzed look overall. She’s a pretty girl, but Anna’s aged herself several years with tan and make up.

[From INF Daily]

The weirdest part is - while it appears that Annalynne did protect her eyes, because that area isn’t tanned – it looks like she wore the goggles too low. Her upper cheeks aren’t tanned either, yet it appears that the area under her brow is. It’s like she slid her eye protection down an inch or something. Even if she hadn’t done that, this would be a very bizarre and unfortunate look. But whatever’s going on in the eye area – Hollywood Tuna referred to it as “reverse raccoon – isn’t helping things.

I am what Websters Is My Bitch long ago referred to as a “Halfbino.” I am as pale as a person can possibly be without being an actual albino. And I can’t even pull off a spray on tan – it just looks totally ridiculous on me. So I was pretty enthused when it seemed like the Britney Spears fake-and-bake that was popular for so long had gone the way of dodo. Either Annalynne McCord’s trying to bring it back, or she’s hopelessly out of touch. Let’s pray it’s the latter.

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord out for a night out at Bar DeLuxe in LA on Thursday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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