OMG! This is like Christmas and Thanksgiving and a birthday all rolled into one magnificent sparkly gossip gift. According to People Magazine’s sources, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done. For now. Maybe. Probably. Definitely. Considering it’s People Mag, I’d say that it’s for real. If you’ve been following the sparkly shenanigans for a while, you know that Rob and Kristen have seemed… off. For a few months at least, although you could argue that they’ve seemed weird since last summer, when she was flagrantly cheating on him with her married director Rupert Sanders. So how did this breakup go down?

Twilight fans may want to sit down for this one. As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.

But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.

The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.

Prior to his birthday, the pair appeared to be on and going strong: They were seen in New York together after the Met Gala – and then flew back to Los Angeles together on May 8. They also recently celebrated Stewart’s 23rd birthday together and held hands at Coachella – despite the actress’s cheating scandal with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders last July.

Following the ordeal – which included a public apology from Stewart to Pattinson – the duo reunited less than two months later and appeared to be back to normal.

With the exception of some paparazzi kissing shots and Stewart’s admission of her fling, after which she openly professed her love for Pattinson, the two never publicly addressed their romance.

Stewart was known for playing coy about her relationship in interviews, most recently telling Today’s Savannah Guthrie she likes to “keep ‘em guessing” about her love life.

[From People]

According to Hollywood Life & Entertainmentwise, there were some shenanigans with Rob’s birthday plans? Kristen tried to throw him a low-key pool party with all of their friends but he just wanted to hang out with his dude friends. I also saw something early last week that Kristen had been seen (and photographed) crying while she talked on the phone, apparently pleading with someone on the other end, probably Sparkles. You know what will be fun tonight? Checking in on Twitter to see the meltdown. This should get good.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

God, I was just thinking about Kellan Lutz earlier this week. Kellan Lutz is always on my Lutzy mind, so it’s good to see a Kellan Lutz story. We haven’t talked about the most important person in the world (Kellan Lutz!) in a while. Do you think Kellan Lutz worries that Kellan Lutz isn’t going to have much of a Kellan Lutzy career now that Twilight is done? I’m sure Kellan Lutz doesn’t think like that. Kellan Lutz is too positive. Kellan Lutz is a Lutzy optimist. Kellan Lutz will always have a career! Kellan Lutz is like Robert Pattinson. Kellan Lutz is a STAR.

Anyway, I have some bad news for Kellan Lutz fans (there are so many!). Kellan Lutz has a broken heart. Kellan Lutz and his Lutzy girlfriend Sharni Vinson have broken up! This is terrible for Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz has a hole in his heart that can only be filled by Dick (Kellan Lutz’s roommate who Kellan Lutz got off of Craigslist).

Kellan Lutz is single for the summer! The hunky Twilight star broke up with Australian actress Sharni Vinson in early May, several sources confirm to Us Weekly. Lutz, 28, and Vinson, 29, were first linked in September 2011.

Ironically, the former couple met during a chemistry reading for Step Up 3D. Though Vinson won the role of street dancer Natalie, Lutz never appeared in the dance flick.

In the early stages of their relationship, Lutz often gushed about his compatibly with Vinson.

“She’s a happy person, which really just clicks with me,” he once said of the Home and Away soap star. “It’s just great to have someone you can smile with all the time. It’s really special.”

The North Dakota native previously dated 90210 actress AnnaLynne McCord on-and-off from 2008 to 2010. Vinson, meanwhile, was linked to CSI: NY vet A. J. Buckley from 2007 to 2008.

Lutz currently appears in the film Syrup, costarring Amber Heard, Brittany Snow and Shiloh Fernandez. The drama is available on demand now and arrives in theaters June 7.

[From Us Weekly]

Kellan Lutz met Sharni during an audition for Step Up 3D? And Kellan Lutz was NOT cast?! And Kellan Lutz has a movie that’s being offered “on demand” right now, before it hits theaters? Well, that says a lot about Kellan Lutz’s Lutzy career. Poor Kellan Lutz. Not a lot going on for Kellan Lutz and Kellan Lutz’s serial killer eyes. No girlfriend, not a lot of work, and fading interest. But I have faith in Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz will figure it out.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.

This story is one of those non-official nod and wink pieces from US Magazine. That means that reps are not commenting on the record, but they’re getting the news out there so that the tabloids don’t scoop them and they can control how it’s framed. In this version, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder broke up but they’re going to remain “professional” and “best friends” on the set of The Vampire Diaries. So you can bet this is a rep’s statement:

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder’s showmance is over. The Vampire Diaries costars, who play Elena Gilbert and Damon Salvatore on the CW hit series, have called it quits after more than three years of dating, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.

The couple, who first took their romance public in 2011, are “consummate professionals,” the insider says, and “will continue to work together and remain best friends, which is where the relationship started.”

[From US Weekly]

This makes me sad on many levels. These two were one of my favorite young couples and I was really rooting for them to get engaged. They’ve been together for around three years by my count. Plus a lot of fans were hoping that they would co-star in that Fifty Shades movie together, which is not off the table even if they’ve broken up I guess.

Still, Nina is only 24 while Ian is 34. They’re probably at different places in their lives in terms of wanting to settle down. These two were spotted together in New York just last week. So maybe they broke up then or maybe it was just a day or so ago. I’m still holding out hope that they’ll work it out. But I guess this means that Somerhalder is single, which will make a lot of ladies happy.

I checked the Twitter accounts for these two, and they did post quotes which may hint of a breakup. They’re staying pretty classy about it though.

Quote of the day: “All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them, but confront him. Touch a thistle timidly,

— Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) April 26, 2013

and it pricks you. Grasp it boldly and it’s spines crumble”. – William S. Halsey

— Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) April 26, 2013

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:People change and forget to tell each other. -Lillian Hellman, playwright (1905-1984)

— ian somerhalder (@iansomerhalder) May 9, 2013

Nina and Ian are shown at Coachella last year, out together in May, 2012 and at the Emmy Awards in 2011. Credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet

I’m so glad when I correctly predict the outcomes of some of these celebrity relationships. Naomi Campbell’s relationship with married Russian billionaire Vladimir Doronin was always going to end, and it was always going to end badly for Naomi. First of all, they were together for five years and he never managed to get a divorce from his wife. Second of all, Naomi waved around a giant ring and kept telling everybody (including Oprah!) that they were engaged. Third, Naomi moved to Russia to be with him. Yeah. It was always going to end badly. And now it has. According to Page Six, they are “taking a break” and Vlad is already out partying in New York, probably with a long line of models at his beck and call.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell’s five-year relationship with her Russian billionaire boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, is on the rocks, sources exclusively tell Page Six.

We’re told the pair, who have been dating since 2008, “have been taking a break” as the British beauty’s career continues to soar with her TV show “The Face” a hit in the US and taping in the UK, while she also appears in a sizzling shoot on the cover of Vogue Brazil.

Doronin was noticeably not with Campbell as she attended numerous Oscar parties in Hollywood in February. The couple were last seen together on the beach in Miami in March.

A source told us, “Naomi and Vlad have broken up, and he’s been out partying in New York.” A spy added that Doronin was recently spotted at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel, flirting with a blonde.

Another source said, “Naomi and Vlad have a complex relationship, and sometimes break up and make up.” The source added, “In many ways their relationship is like a business arrangement. Naomi brings glamor to his hotels and properties, and he treats her extremely well. But they spend a lot of time apart due to work commitments.”

Campbell, 42, threw Doronin an extravagant 50th birthday bash last November in Jodhpur, India, with guests including Kate Moss, Eva Herzigova and Karolina Kurkova. Doronin, who has been building a futuristic mansion for Campbell in Moscow, is expected to be among the guests at her 43rd birthday bash May 22, which is reportedly taking place in Ibiza.

Despite his long relationship with Campbell, Doronin has not divorced his wife, Ekaterina, even though they are believed to have separated in about 1998. Prior to their split, Ekaterina was married to the property mogul for 24 years, and they have a teenage daughter, Katia. Campbell’s rep did not comment. Doronin could not be reached.

[From Page Six]

Although I didn’t say it at the time, it struck me as odd that Naomi signed on to be a judge (or whatever) on The Face last year. It meant a significant time commitment in America and away from the international parties she loves so much. And it’s not even like Naomi really needs the money – she’s wealthy in her own right, with or without a reality show. But maybe she was feathering her nest because she finally realized that she and Vlad probably weren’t going to last. Or maybe something else happened… like she beat him with a phone. God knows.

PS… And before the anti-marriage brigade comes in here and starts yelling “but maybe she didn’t even want to marry him, you are SO DUMB I HATE YOU” – she went on Oprah and talked about how she wanted to marry him. Her goal was to marry him and in five years’ time, he didn’t get a divorce. This just goes to show that even Naomi Campbell makes dumb relationship mistakes.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos of the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness (minus Benedict Cumberbatch) at a photocall in Germany over the weekend. I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but Simon Pegg looks really hot here AND Chris Pine is making me do a double-take. While I like Pegg in general, I’m never hot for him, so this is a new experience for me. As for Chris… I learned to disregard him years ago, when he dated Audrina Patridge and… do I really need to say more? But I think it’s the greying beard. The beard gives him a new and interesting look. And I’m into it.

As it turns out, Chris is going to be doing the STID press tour solo – Us Weekly reported on Friday that Chris and his girlfriend Dominique Piek have split. Which should be news to all of us who didn’t even realize he was in a relationship.

Chris Pine and Dominique Piek’s romance has come to an end, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. “It happened a while ago,” a source says. The Star Trek Into Darkness actor, 32, and the Sports Illustrated model, 27, made their red carpet debut as a couple at the Cannes Film Festival in May 2012.

“It was a mutual call,” another insider says of their breakup. “They both needed their space. She has been very busy with her modeling work and traveling. He’s got Star Trek and his other projects keeping him busy.”

Pine — whose exes include Olivia Munn and Audrina Patridge — began romancing the South African stunner in the fall of 2011. Prior to dating the actor, Piek was linked to professional baseball player C.J. Wilson.

Now that they’re both single, the exes are focusing on their careers. “It’s hard for two people at their age and on their level,” a source tells Us. “They’ll both be just fine, though.” E! News was the first to report the couple’s split.

[From Us Weekly]

I remember, years ago, reading a profile of Chris in some magazine and his managers and agents were complaining about how Chris always wanted to be set up with an endless series of bimbos, reality stars and famewhores (my words, not theirs). Like, he doesn’t ask his friends to set him up with friends of friends or anything like that. He wants his management team to set him up with fame-hungry young things who want to date someone famous. I wonder if he’s still like that? I wonder if his management team finally sat him down that told him that he could actually date ladies from a more elite pool of Hollywood women?

PS… Am I the only one who doesn’t “get” why Alice Eve is a thing?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Last September, many of us were startled to realize that Seth MacFarlane had managed to bag beautiful English actress Emilia Clarke, also known as “The Khaleesi” from Game of Thrones, also known as Daenerys Targaryen. They kept being seen together for a few months, and they were even partying together at the Golden Globes after parties this year. And then… nothing. Seth hosted the Oscars (and he wasn’t great, but I think the hatred leveled at him was overblown) and he partied at the Oscar parties and… there was no Khaleesi. We never got a hard and fast confirmation on what happened between them, so E! News decided to play catch-up:

It looks as if Seth MacFarlane and Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke are no longer playing the game of love. At least not with each other.

E! News has learned that the 39-year-old Family Guy funnyman and the 25-year-old actress have parted ways.

“They are no longer dating,” a source tells E! News. “It was really a location challenge. She has been in Europe shooting Game of Thrones and he is based in California, so it was hard to make it work despite the distance. They have remained friends.”

It was first revealed they were an item when the two were spotted getting cozy at the HBO Emmy afterparty at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood last September.

MacFarlane most recently hosted this year’s Oscars while Clarke will soon be seen on Broadway in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. A rep for MacFarlane could not be reached for comment.

[From E! News]

This seems like weird timing… the announcement, I mean. I feel pretty strongly that they’ve been over for about two months, especially since Seth has been acting like a single guy and maybe he’s even hittin’ it with Charlize Theron these days. This makes me think that Seth dumped Emilia (what a jerk!) and he “let” her decide how the breakup would be announced. And it didn’t occur to Emilia (because she’s a newbie to Hollywood) to actually give some kind of hard breakup confirmation, so she’s been dealing with lots of questions about Seth as she promotes Game of Thrones.

Also – Emilia is on Broadway right now! She’s playing Holly Golightly in a revival of Breakfast at Tiffanys. I would like to see that.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

Here we go again! One mere month after John Mayer gave Katy Perry a $46,000 (yet somehow still cheap looking) ring for Valentine’s Day, the two have reportedly called it quits … for the second time. This most recent breakup actually comes as a shock to me because although the two started dating last August (as the perfectly gross couple) and broke up for the first time two months later, they quickly got back together again. Then things supposedly got serious with John dressing as gross-sexy Santa and visiting Katy’s family for Christmas. John also bragged to Rolling Stone about their wonderful relationship: “I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I’m very happy in all aspects of my life.” I honestly thought they’d make it to at least a year together before breaking up again because Katy’s wilful douche-blindness seemed semi-permanent, but now it’s over all over again:

Katy Perry and John Mayer have once again said goodbye — for now. The pop songstress, 28, and singer-songwriter, 35, have split for the second time, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. The high-profile pair began casually dating during summer 2012, and briefly called it quits back in August before reconciling the next month.

“It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out.” Adds another source: “She’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”

Indeed, Perry has been busy recording her third studio album in Los Angeles, while Mayer — on the mend following serious vocal problems and throat surgery last year — is prepping for upcoming tour dates and a live Google Hangout chat this Thursday, March 21.

Following their September 2012 reconciliation, the twosome seemed to ramp up their relationship: The “Waiting on the World to Change” troubadour visited Perry’s Santa Barbara hometown in November, they attended high-profile events together as a couple, and Mayer, famous for his string of A-list exes, gushed about Perry in a January 60 Minutes interview. “I’m very happy in all aspects of my life,” said Mayer, who had messy splits with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt, to name a few.

Perry, who finalized her divorce from Russell Brand in February 2012, was tweeting happily about her man as recently as March 2. “My boyfriend is taking me to a kitten shelter in his truck,” she wrote to her nearly 34 million followers. “I can’t think of a more perfect Saturday.” But on Monday, March 18, she suggested she’s been dealing with turmoil. “ATTENTION: Mercury is OUT of retrograde today. Thank GOD,” Perry wrote.

[From Us Weekly]

Naturally, I’m guessing that John probably did this relationship in by cheating on Katy, and she found out about it. There have been buzzings all along that he’s been getting some on the side with sex dates from the very beginning. Of course, the source tells Us that this upheaval in their romance has everything to do with mutual busy schedules, but — let’s face it — John is not relationship material, and Katy knew it but signed up for it anyway because she wanted to change him. I’d feel bad for Katy, but she must have been aware of John’s reputation before going there.

Meanwhile, Katy is still trying to quietly unload the $6.5 million estate that she bought with Russell Brand even though neither one of them oficially ever moved into the home. For his part, Russell has let slip on an Xfm radio program that he and Katy’s “marriage was shaky from the get-go.” Poor Katy — she really needs to take some time out from relationships because she keeps on picking the wrong dudes for her.

Here’s some photos of Katy at her gym in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

In last week’s Us Weekly, sources claimed that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were pretty much done. Reasons given for the split were lack of common interests, age difference, Stacy likes to party and she has D-list friends who she brings along to George’s A-list Oscar parties, etc, etc. No one thought to mention that Oscar season was over and Stacy’s contract was up…? What was interesting about that Us Weekly story was that no one denied it outright. Stacy didn’t say anything. George didn’t say anything. No publicist was sent out to deny anything. But this week’s Enquirer (always a favorite of George’s ladies, truly) speculated that Stacy has George right where she wants him and she’s playing some sort of long game to get him to propose. Needless to say, I thought that story was too absurd to even cover. And now this – The Sun (side-eye) claims that George and Stacy are completely done and he’s already given her some parting gifts.

GEORGE CLOONEY is back on the market.

The actor and STACY KEIBLER have split after deciding their relationship wasn’t going anywhere.

A source said: “They knew it was never going to end in marriage or babies and Stacy does want kids and a husband in the next few years.”

George softened the break-up blow by giving the former wrestler an apartment and a load of jewelry. That was probably to avoid getting clotheslined.

[From The Sun UK]

George gave Elisabetta Canalis some parting gifts too, if I remember correctly. I think George just gave Eli money – like $2 million and a nondisclosure agreement. I wonder what kind of apartment Stacy got? Like, a fancy LA condo? Probably. And I think Stacy positioned herself much better than every other Clooney girlfriend too – Stacy knew her limits, she didn’t try to have some kind of “modeling career” (Sarah Larsen) or “acting career” (Elisabetta). Stacy knew that her aspirations should be limited to reality TV hostess/personality. She quietly did minor paid appearances and put some money away for a rainy day, and now she’s got an apartment and probably some nice jewelry which she can sell if times get tough. I think she’ll be fine. And I’m sure she got a nondisclosure agreement too. Oh… George’s rep might be denying this story…? Maybe? I can’t find good sourcing on that, but I’ll update if I see something.

By the way, George is in Germany right now working on The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, John Goodman and Bill Murray (and Jean Dujardin, Cate Blanchett and Hugh Bonneville). Stacy has not been asked to join him on location. Just FYI.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Ugh, I don’t know what to think of this mess. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth may be officially OVER, except that they aren’t announcing anything officially. I guess it’s not Liam’s style to have his publicist make an announcement – maybe Liam’s public statement is the fact that he’s in Australia right now without Miley. Meanwhile, Miley won’t shut up, but she just hasn’t issued any specific statement about whether she and Liam have really broken off their engagement. Maybe it was always going to end like this – maybe it was always going to be a mess. She’s only 20 years old. That’s a pretty sloppy age for most young women (I was sloppy when I was 18-21). Anyway, Page Six’s “sources” are throwing down the split gauntlet this morning – it’s up to Miley to deny this story at this point:

Miley Cyrus has split with her fiancé, “Hunger Games” star Liam Hemsworth, multiple sources tell Page Six. Hemsworth has jetted off to his native Australia because, we are told, “He needed to get away from Los Angeles and spend some time with his brother and friends.”

One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.”

Another source added, “They have broken up before, and are broken up again now. There was drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye. And she recently tweeted a denial that he cheated.

“While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart,” the insider said.

Hemsworth, 23, has been spotted Down Under with his “Thor” star brother, Chris Hemsworth, sister-in-law Elsa Pataky and niece India Rose.

Meanwhile, days ago, former “Hannah Montana” star Cyrus was photographed outside an LA recording studio without her engagement ring. She’s been trying for a big career comeback with her fourth album, working with collaborators including Dr. Luke and Pharrell Williams.

Amid rumors of a split, Cyrus tweeted on March 6, “I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining.” She also wrote that her new album will “shut everyone up.”

Cyrus and Hemsworth became engaged last May when he presented her with a 3.5-carat diamond ring. But recently rumors have swirled that they’re going through a rough patch. Another source added, “Miley is a fiery character, and they do fight, but she is crazy about Liam. She isn’t ready to accept it might be over for good.” Reps for Cyrus and Hemsworth didn’t get back to us last night.

[From Page Six]

I wonder if Page Six has sources in both the Team Liam camp and the Team Miley camp? How else do you explain that wildly different theories about why they (probably) broke up? Or maybe they broke up because of different things – for Liam, he couldn’t handle Miley’s partying and “wild” ways (or her hair?), and Miley couldn’t handle Liam’s wandering eye (and dong). Do we have to assign teams with this breakup? Can’t we just say that it was always going to be a mess and they both made mistakes within the relationship and it’s probably a good thing they never married?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Considering the obsessive amount of attention given to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship for four long years, I continue to find it bizarre that there’s so little legit-media coverage of the fact that Rob and Kristen really do seem to be over at this point. I mean, Hollywood Life is doing breaking news coverage of everything Twihard-related (“Breaking: Kristen Stewart sneezed! Does this mean she’s allergic to Sparkles?!”), but where is People Magazine on the subject? Where is Us Weekly? Where is TMZ? And where are Kristen Stewart’s publicist’s strategic leaks? That’s what convinces me more and more that there’s no going back to Twilight – Kristen’s publicist can’t even be bothered to send out happy, smiley “Kristen’s thinking about Rob all the time, she can’t wait to visit him!” stories.

Anyway, in the absence of legitimate news, the lower-tier tabloids are trying to pick up the slack. By In Touch’s count, Kristen and Rob haven’t seen each other in 50 DAYS. And their sources are saying Rob is totally over it:

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and nothing could be more true for Kristen Stewart. Her on/off beau of three years, Robert Pattinson, has been 8,000 miles away in Australia shooting his movie The Rover and sources tell In Touch he’s reflecting on his relationship with Kristen as they spend time apart.

“Rob doesn’t want her to visit,” a friend of the troubled couple tells the new issue of In Touch. “He felt like they needed space. He wants a break.”

And though it’s been 50 days and counting since the couple were last united, a source on the set of The Rover tells In Touch, “Rob is really enjoying himself.”

Seeming to have no trouble keeping his mind off his relationship, Rob was spotted at a tavern near his shooting location on Feb. 24, chowing down on garlic bread and chatting up the locals.

“He was relaxed and friendly,” the eyewitness recalls to In Touch. “He even complimented one waitress on her hairstyle.”

But stateside, Kristen can’t help but worry that she’s losing Rob for good. Still recovering from her scandalous fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, which caused Rob to break up with her last summer, friends of the couple say her insecurities are driving him away once again.

“She was calling and texting him constantly — if he didn’t respond she would fly off the handle,” the friend dishes to In Touch. “So he just stopped responding.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

Ha. It’s almost like she WANTED him to be the bad guy and just dump her, right? Of course that was her plan all along. I’ve always had a theory about their reunion after she cheated on him – and no, this conspiracy theory doesn’t involve “staying together for the publicity machine.” I always thought he really loved her, and I think Kristen always believed he would do anything for her. When she cheated, I took that as her immature way of looking for a way out, even if she didn’t want to acknowledge it at the time. I mean, if she had the maturity and the balls to understand and verbalize her own needs, she would have just dumped him and then pursued whatever she needed. Anyway, she cheated on Rob and the power dynamics of their relationship changed a little bit. But even though Kristen begged Rob to get back together, I don’t think her heart was in it. And I think she’s been holding it against him ever since he took her back – like, she looks at him and thinks, “Where’s your f—king spine, dude? I don’t want to be with a man who would take me back after what I did.” And now she wants him to be the bad guy and dump her, because she’s too immature to pull the trigger on the breakup herself. #TwihardTherapy

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.