These are photos of Coco (and Ice) in Miami over the weekend, and my first thought was “Oh, she owns a bikini with slightly more coverage than dental floss.” Impressive. I would imagine that it’s difficult to find bikini with any kind of coverage considering her odd body shape – it’s like the thickest hourglass ever, and her waist is definitely slim, but overall, she’s just so compact and short… how do you even dress this figure? I have an extraordinarily large bust, but the rest of me fits into normal clothes.

I kind of have to give Ice T’s wife Coco some credit. I would never be able to wander around a beach, posing in the surf with my cellulite glistening in the sunlight like Coco. So that’s why I have to give her some credit – she’s wearing a bikini with more coverage so it’s not flat-out indecent, and she’s really, really proud of her body. Her confidence makes her appealing. And obviously, Ice adores his wife and her body. As I’ve mentioned before, I watched several episodes of Ice Loves Coco, and I ended up really liking their relationship. They’re really sweet together and they have a surprisingly strong marriage.

So, in the end… she’s not quite Kelly Brook and her hourglass figure extravaganza, but I’m still glad that Coco exists. She gives me joy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

As I said yesterday, in the Kim Kardashian versus AnnaLynne McCord post, I enjoy seeing the time and effort some celebrities put into their Halloween costumes. CB is going to be covering Heidi Klum’s well-thought-out and expensive-looking costume momentarily, and I believe Klum is probably the gold-standard of non-Slut-o-ween costumes. And here we have the gold standard of regular Slutoween costumes: Coco. I’m not even looking at Ice-T’s Hannibal Lector outfit. Just look at Coco.

I bet that Coco didn’t even have to buy anything extra for her costume. I bet she had everything already in her closet, right? The fishnets, the corseted bustier thing that defies the laws of gravity. Seriously, how is that staying up? Maybe she bought the devil helmet, which is my favorite part of the ensemble. That thing is seriously cute.

Anyway, Ice and Coco dressed up and partied at LAX Club in Vegas. According to The Mail, “As they arrived at the red carpet event, Ice could barely keep his hands off of his wife of 10 years and Coco lapped up the attention as she pouted and purred in every conceivable pose. But inside the performer took the mic and brought some old school rap to the packed club.” He rapped in his Hannibal mask? Awesome.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last night was the NYC premiere of The Devil’s Double, a kind-of bio-pic about Uday Hussein, the psychopath son of Saddam Hussein, and Uday’s body double. Both roles are played by British actor Dominic Cooper, and there aren’t many other “name” celebrities in the film, so the red carpet became a mix of NYC D-listers and famewhores. AND Paz de la Huerta, wearing WAY too much makeup and one of the oddest pair of skin-tight pants I’ve ever seen. These are like pants from the costume department of Grease. And I don’t think they fit her either – is the top button supposed to look like that?

But the best part is Paz’s booty. All of a sudden, she’s Kim Kardashian, right?

Here’s Dominic Cooper. He might be a talented actor (I think he is, really), but his personality seems kind of sleazy and gross to me. He seems like a womanizer. And I’m pretty sure he’s boned Linnocent, which… is gross.

COCO! Coco and Ice-T! COCO!!!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some new photos of Coco (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn’t believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco’s nipples weren’t going to assaulting this page. She’s basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We’ve seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see “the dark side” of the hourglass: Coco.

I feel like she’s solid – everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The “t” is fake, of course, but Coco always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, “My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now.” Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds… and she’s pretty much the same size now, so… right.

By the way, I have to admit: I’ve watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I’m not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I’ll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but… isn’t Coco and Ice-T’s marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other’s careers, and they seem so… solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week’s episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and Coco have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

You may know Ice T’s girlfriend, Coco, from the many photos of her huge ass and boobs that she’s posted on Twitter. I’m not exaggerating at all, she has “titty Tuesday” and “thong Thursday” where we get to see her assets that silicone built. She admits to breast implants, but claims her butt is real. Early photos of her prove otherwise.

TMZ has the news that Coco is getting a reality show, from the same network that regularly rewards D-list sex tape stars with reality shows, E!

Coco has no problem revealing several intimate details (and body parts) on her Twitter feed — now TMZ has learned she’ll be doing that every week … on her new reality show.

According to our sources, Coco will be starring in a new show for E! — the same network that airs “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Hmmm, we’re sensing a theme here …

We’re told the show has begun shooting in NYC — it will focus on her crazy life and will feature her hubby, rapper/actor Ice-T.

[From TMZ]

Of course she did. Because all you have to do to be famous is get extreme plastic surgery, have no sense of shame, and post photos of yourself on Twitter. It doesn’t hurt that she’s married to Ice T.

E! needs programming and people must be watching these shows. I sat through a whole episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York recently. Prior to that I’d never seen an entire episode of any show involving the Kardashians. It was actually mildly interesting. Kourteney, Kim and Scott were incredibly annoying, but the show had a story arc and everything thanks to how obviously scripted it was. I blame Ryan Seacrest for foisting so many reality stars on the public using this same formula. I hope Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson realize that this is their competition – trashy plastic surgery victims who look like cartoons and are unapologetic about it, (but still lie about what they’ve had done, natch) not women who sign off on releasing their own sex tapes and then try and act like they’re mortified by them.

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one dealing with the po-po! TMZ reports that Ice-T was taken into custody yesterday, Monday, July 19. The reason? Being a hardass gangster? Nah, bitches. Ice-T was arrested for driving on a suspended sentence and not wearing a seatbelt. Ice will have to pay some FINES, BITCHES.

TMZ has learned Ice-T has been arrested in New York City.

Ice was allegedly driving on a suspended license, pulled over for driving without a seat belt and taken into custody.

Ice tweeted a while ago that he and Coco were taking their dog to the vet. Spartacus was having knee surgery.

We’re told Ice was processed at the 10th Precinct in Chelsea and released.

UPDATE: Coco just posted the following message on her Twitter page:

“Yes,Ice was arrested this morning but we don’t know what the hell for! He’s been released..We got pulled over for not wearing seatbelts.”

[From TMZ]

And Coco just updated the saga on her Twitter:

My dad drove on a suspended license too a few years ago, and the po-po just drove him home and he had to pay a fine. It really isn’t that big of a deal. I’m awaiting the Twitter smack down on Ice’s Twitter though. We know how he took care of Aimee Mann, this cop is going to be in trouble.

“I’m with Coco” pin visible at 3:03 at the top of the screen for a brief moment

Former Guns N Roses and Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash was the musical guest on last night’s “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” In a sneaky show of Conan O’Brien solidarity, Slash wore a button on his leather jacket that read “I’m With Coco,” featuring an icon of the redheaded displaced Tonight Show host. Apparently, NBC tried to blur out the pin during the broadcast.

Slash pulled off the ultimate act of defiance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night — dude rocked a Team Coco pin on the air during his performance at the end of the show.

Though it appears NBC tried to edit around the Conan O’Brien support symbol, a few shots of the pin still managed to make air.

[From TMZ]

Gawker, who has been loudly siding with Conan throughout this entire late night fiasco, was giddy to see the pin on the show.

Did Slash really wear an I’m with Coco pin on The Tonight Show last night? NBC doesn’t want you to know, but it’s true.

When Slash was booked to perform on last night’s Tonight Show, NBC surely didn’t think he would show up wearing an I’m with Coco pin. But, he did. Slash went on Leno’s show to proudly and somewhat brazenly show where his loyalties lay in the Late Night Wars.

As expected, Leno’s crew worked around the problem and did all they could do make sure that Slash’s pin didn’t get much camera time. In fact, it only made this brief cameo in the performance.

[From Gawker]

I think Jay Leno and NBC should expect more scenarios like this. There are still a lot of people out there who miss Conan and think that the was he was treated was really lame. When this all went down, I was hoping that many A-listers would refuse to go on the show with Jay, but that didn’t happen. Stars need to promote their projects, regardless of who’s sitting in the late night chair and how they got there, and the fact is, Jay’s ratings are now beating Letterman again. But I hope people won’t forget how Jay got “his” show back, and the very funny and hard-working guy who is now unemployed as a result. And shame on NBC for trying to block the pin out.

Media Outrage has an interview with Coco (Nicole Austin) , Ice-T’s wife. I’m not really sure why Coco is famous beyond her marriage to Ice-T, other than her spectacular displays of her ample… bosom and badonkadonk, I guess we’ll say. Coco isn’t the classiest chica out there, but she’s not really trying to be, so mission accomplished. In the interview, Coco brags about her website (NFSW), and she says that her big plans for the future include a fitness DVD and all of the “acting” she’ll be doing. But the most noticeable parts are where she talks about how she absolutely does not have butt implants (seriously!) and where she blasts the “haters” on gossip sites (us). Here are the best parts (full interview here):

Media Outrage: Do you frequent celebrity-gossip sites?
Coco: No. When I was up-and-coming I used to Google myself and realized that they were all sh-t-talking websites. I don’t really feel the need to go on those types of sites because they’re mainly all haters not really a lot of love on those sites. I feel that they really don’t have so much of a life if you’re on those blogs and talking crap about people who you don’t even know. So I kind of got over that but every once in a while people will email me over at Cocosworld and say “hey they were talking some nice stuff about you and you should go check out this link. So pretty much my fans will tell me if they’re talking crap or saying nice things. It’s really all up to them. They’ll direct me. I definitely won’t google and go to each site.

MO: So you don’t google yourself anymore?
Coco: No. I used to.

MO: Do you think all celebrities Google themselves?
Coco: Yes, because they all want to know what magazines they’re in and a lot of celebrities like the publicity. It makes them more popular even if these sites are talking down about them.

MO: What is the craziest rumor that you’ve heard about yourself?
Coco: I am the epitome of people wanting to talk bad about me. They say “her eyes are fake, her butt is fake, everything is fake, fake, fake.” And I’m like no!

MO: Tell us what is fake on you. Lets dispel the rumors right now.
Coco: Ok, I have breast implants and that is it. So no contacts (for the eyes). No extra hair. No butt implants.

MO: The rumors fly about you and Kim Kardashian, that you both had butt implants.
Coco: Those rumors pertaining to me are false. I don’t really want to get into it but I guess I could totally pick it apart. First of all, look at the legs and thighs. Are they matching the butt? I don’t have no skinny thighs with a big ass. My butt matches with my thighs. What did I get thigh implants (laughs sarcastically)? Another thing is the gene sequence. You gotta have good genes in your family to have what you have. I’ve always had an athletic form. Was always a little stockier than the average girl, therefore when I do work out or work out with weights, I bulk up very fast. I go to the gym. I could lift a pencil and gain muscle very fast. Then another thing, I’m really proud of my V on the top of my butt. The muscle on top of my butt. A lot of people have a muscle around their butt but I got it on top and it makes my butt stick up a little bit.

MO: Do you do butt exercise to keep it in shape?
Coco: Yes, I do the regular ones like squats and lunges but I just happen to do a lot more of them. I want to make sure it always stays firm and doesn’t droop. I’ve always stayed around 115 pounds when doing my weight competitions. That was 10 years ago and was skinny for me. I was around 18 years old and now I’m 29 years old and weigh around 135. So I’ve gained weight and have gained it in all the right places. I’m a little thicker than I was then.

MO: Do you have any fetishes?
Coco: I love latex, fish nets, and anything tight. I like the sound it makes when you’re actually putting it on.

MO: What would you like our readers to really know about you?
Coco: Everyone sees me in Magazines and stuff and probably assume “oh she’s this blonde bimbo and probably slutty on top of that” but my thing that I want to get across, is I’ve been next to my man for more than 8 years and they’ve never seen a picture without him, so how is that slutty? My outfits might be outrageous but I only wear them around him. I’m not flaunting around the city without him. I might look like a bimbo but I’m not. If they just read about me and look at what I’ve done instead of judging a book by its cover then they’ll see that I’m a good person. I’ve never done any wrong to anyone so why do I have such a bad rep?

Coco: Oh and to clear something up– when I said what I said about the blogs talking crap, I was actually talking about those people who spend their entire day commenting on every single blog. Do you not have a job? Do you not have kids? Do you not have anything better to do than sit down at your computer 24/7 and leave comments on every single blog? Those are usually over-weight people because after you sit down all day you’re obviously not going to the gym. I’ve always wondered about that. All these people who say really mean things about me, I wonder what they look like! Show us a picture of yourself (laughs). When I checked out your site (Mediaoutrage.com) I actually loved what I saw.

[From Media Outrage]

Meh. I kind of think she’s lying about the butt implants. Much like I think Amber Rose was lying about the butt implants. But we’re not going to solve this in a day. Let’s see, what else? Coco says her current measurements are 39DD – 23 – 40. Ugh. I’m a natural DD, and I hate that women get implants that large. Boobs this big are a pain in the ass. Oh, she also says she’s “honored” to be considered a sex symbol. Damn… I love me some Ice-T, but that man might need an upgrade. No, I jest. They’re probably very happy together.

Coco and Ice-T are seen at Star Magazine’s 5th Year Anniversary Celebration held at Bardot in Los Angeles, California on October 13, 2009. Credit: WENN