My God, Lourdes Leon really is turning into such a beautiful young woman, isn’t she? Her parentage is all over her face, and while she looks more and more like Madonna as she gets order, I can also see a healthy dose of Carlos Leon in there too. She really got the best features from both of them. And much like her mom, Lola wears too much makeup. It’s way too much for someone her age, honestly.

Anyway, these are new photos of Lola and Kelly Osbourne at the 1-year anniversary event for Lola and Madonna’s Material Girl line at Macy’s. If you remember, Kelly is the “face” of the brand now, replacing ol’ Raccoon McPantless. Kelly looks cute in these photos, but your eye goes to Lola, right? Why isn’t she the face of the brand? Oh, right. Because she’s 14 years old! She’ll be 15 next month. 15 going on 35, right?

In late August, Madonna took her kids and her boyfriend on vacation, and the paparazzi got lots of photos of Lola in her bikini. Some people commented on her developing breasts, which… come on, guys. She’s a teenage girl. She’s developing like a healthy teenage girl. This is not an implant situation. This is a puberty situation, and Lola is growing up before our eyes. She’s also taken care of her eyebrows too!

I also included a candid of Lola in NYC earlier yesterday. She’s so cute.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Here are some new photos of Kelly and Sharon Osbourne at last night’s Hollywood screening of God Bless Ozzy Osbourne. I wasn’t even going to start with this junk, because of most of the time I end up feeling sorry for Kelly Osbourne. She’s so proud of her weight loss and she’s got a job now – on E!’s Fashion Police – and she’s clean and I should applaud her for that. But considering that Kelly is now billed as some kind of Fashion Girl, should we really expect more from her? Look at this dress! It’s hideous. It’s an edited and updated version of a Manish Arora gown (go here to see the runway look, which was hideous too). This is beyond an issue with shoulder pads – there’s padding throughout the top half of the dress! And the print is just awful. And the sleeves! For the love of God, WHY would even want to wear this? It’s not cute. It’s not “young”. It’s not flattering. It’s terrible.

Should we even talk about Sharon? She looks like she’s melting. Ladies, THIS is too much. Sharon doesn’t even look jacked or tweaked – she just looks sick.

As for the documentary, it was produced by Jack Osbourne, and it’s supposed to be pretty decent. It includes behind-the-scenes stuff about Ozzy’s rise and what he’s like on tour, and lots of Ozzy’s friends and celebrity fans are interviews, like Paul McCartney and Tommy Lee. Go here for more about the documentary.

One last thing – I did like Kelly’s shoes. And her hair color.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

When Kelly Osbourne was taking on Christina Aguilera, I was on Kelly’s side. But when she takes on a more beloved public figure… there might be a problem. It seems Kelly took issue with our favorite, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge. Kelly was on Jay Leno’s show two nights ago, and she complained about Kate’s habit/insistence on recycling clothes:

Christina Aguilera isn’t the only person who Kelly Osbourne has sartorial problems with. During a Wednesday appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, the outspoken 26-year-old slammed Duchess Catherine for frequently recycling her wardrobe.

“In England they’re like, ‘Look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well,’” Osbourne said. “Only in this country they call it a faux pas.”

Given the 29-year-old’s new role as Duchess of Cambridge, Osbourne doesn’t think she should have to repeat outfits by her favorite labels (including Diane von Furstenberg, Zara and Issa).

“I’m sorry, but if I had that job I would only wear it once,” Osbourne said. “If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!”

Attempting to lighten the mood, Leno, 61, asked: “How about underpants? Would you throw them away?”

Osbourne replied: “Well, if I could, I would. That’s a really good idea, actually.”

[From Us Weekly]

Eh, I don’t understand why people are making a big deal about what Kelly said – she didn’t say “Waity is too lazy to even care about being presentable on a regular basis” (although that might be the subtext). I think Kelly accurately described how many of us are of two minds on Kate’s recycled-style habit. I think she’s making a conscious effort to LOOK like she doesn’t just spend her days shopping for new frocks, endlessly. I think she makes an effort to dress for the occasion, and when it’s a big occasion where she’s going to be the center of attention, she’ll wear something new. When it’s not about her, she’ll recycle. I can see the point of it, because she has some nice pieces, and any woman would want to wear those pieces more than once.

However – there are two bigger issues that Kelly didn’t address. One, Kate’s style is, at best, hit-or-miss. She’s worn some nice dresses, and she has a good eye for coats and suits. But she dresses a decade older than her real age, and there’s a noticeable lack of sophistication and just… JOY with her clothes. Being a duchess is fun! Getting dressed up is one of the few job requirements – find joy in it! The other big issue: the Catch-22 of being a duchess on a budget, with no place to go. She’s not working, she’s not doing royal or charitable events on a regular basis, so she’s just hanging out in Wales. Whenever she deigns to become a full-time working royal, I think there will be less recycling, because she’ll finally have an enormous staff in place, and at least three dressers and stylists on call.

By the way, the Duchess did make Vanity Fair’s “Best Dressed 2011” list. She’s right up there with Tilda Swinton, Justin Timberlake and… Carey Mulligan? Weird.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Kelly Osbourne is one of the regulars on E!’s Fashion Police, a show I have watched willingly more than once. For the most part, I’ve found that Joan Rivers has gotten a bit softer from the olden days of Fashion Police, and in general, the show is much more celebrity kiss-ass-y than the older version. But these bitches can still throw down, as a recent episode became a hate-fest on Christina Aguilera. Yes, I know I’ve referred to Christina unkindly, calling her a “drunken, delusional, lie-filled monster” – which she is. I try to focus on how much I hate Christina’s attitude and her lies, and not so much on how she just looks like a boozehound monster most of the time – because she does. She’s bloated and orange and she wears way too much makeup and her implants look completely gross. Kelly Osbourne feels the same way, only with Kelly, it’s personal. Christina was a bitch to Kelly in private, and Kelly is airing that crap for public consumption:

Kelly Osbourne has never been a fan of Christina Aguilera, but the 26-year-old took their feud to a new level during a recent episode of E!’s Fashion Police.

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at an event in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Ironically, Osbourne opened up to Us Weekly in Feb. 2010 about her own weight struggles. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that,” the reality star, who checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction three times, said.

The 5-foot-2 Osbourne, who once weighed “almost 160″ pounds, recalled once walking down the street when “some horrible obnoxious teenager screamed out a car window to me, ‘You’re fat!’ I went to my parents [Sharon and Ozzy] bawling, ‘I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!’”

After years of yo-yo dieting, Osbourne shed more than 48 pounds thanks to her 2009 stint on Dancing With the Stars — and she’s kept it off since!

“I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,” she told Us in Oct. 2010. “I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.”

[From Us Weekly]

Too far or completely justified? Eh. I think if Christina really did mock Kelly for years (The Mail says she did), then it’s justified, I guess, but as I’m mentioned before, I’m a big advocate of being a raging bitch right back to someone who deserves it. Not that I think Christina will really lose any sleep over Kelly Osbourne calling her fat – but that’s probably because Christina passes out cold after her 20 nightly tequila shots.

I think these photos (below) are the pics that Kelly and the gang were talking about – watch this look, because Lady Gaga will be copying it shortly.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

These are some photos from Amy Winehouse’s funeral today. Is it wrong to say that people really pulled it together and looked especially nice for the service? They really did. Mark Ronson wore a lovely suit and looked dapper and handsome, and Kelly Osbourne wore a really great black suit, and she did her hair up in an Winehouse-style beehive. Nevermind that Amy wasn’t doing the beehive so much in her later years, or that Amy’s beehive never looked this neat and maintained. It’s just a little thing, but it moved me that Kelly paid tribute to Amy with her hair. I think it’s super sweet.

I didn’t even know that Kelly and Amy were tight, but maybe their relationship was built on their shared drug histories. Courtney Love had some stories about Kelly’s drug past drug usage, so I could totally see Amy and Kelly being birds of a feather for a short time. Over the weekend, Kelly tweeted about Amy’s death, writing: “i cant even breath right my now im crying so hard i just lost 1 of my best friends. i love you forever Amy & will never forget the real you!” She also told a Twitter commenter to STFU when the commenter slammed her for not doing more to help Amy.

At the funeral service (which took place at a synagogue), Amy’s favorite song was played: Carole King’s “So Far Away”. That’s a beautiful song.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Just from glancing at this picture, I would say that Kelly Osbourne definitely has a type – guys who look like they play for the other team. She was engaged to that due who cheated on her with a transsexual, Luke Worrell, and then rebounded with a musician named Rob Damiani. Now she’s been seen out with Natt Weller, a musician and the son of British musician Paul Weller, and it looked like they were on a date. That guy looks way too pretty to me to be straight, but if anyone can end up with another one of those ambiguously straight guys it’s Kelly. She looked like she was making out with Natt too as her lipstick was smeared all over her face.

That wasn’t the case, though, as Kelly tweeted that Natt is an old friend of hers and not the boyfriend that the Daily Mail tried to make him out to be. The Mail’s current article just suggests Kelly is friends with Natt, but an earlier version was titled “Love Blossoming for Rockstar Offspring?” Kelly tweeted otherwise. “oh and apparently my new boy is @AGENTNWELLER we have been friends for YEARS all it would take is one phone call TO FACT CHECK DAILY FAIL!” As for how her lipstick was smeared all over, she tweeted another friend, drag queen Daniel Lismore, asking how it happened. This photo kind of explains it.

In recent news about Kelly, she got turned away at first from the backstage area at a Pulp concert over the weekend. Alexa Chung had to convince security to let Kelly in. Ouch. Many “Common People” jokes were inevitably made. Kelly had an answer to that too, tweeting “in a mood because that story about alexa having 2 get me backstage is such B.S and makes me look desperate id rather be in the crowd anyway!” The pictures suggest otherwise, but whatever.

I would say that at least Kelly isn’t in a fight with someone over twitter or otherwise, but she did bark back at a dude who suggested that she didn’t need to work because she’s famous. She tweeted “that has f*ck all 2 do with it you ignorant twat sorry you have no ambition but i do and i worked f’ing hard 4 this so piss off!,” following up later with “it must suck that you mind is as small as your penis!” That was a decent comeback, she should have used that one first. He should have followed up with “you should know.”

Oh Kelly, she works so hard going to concerts and clubs and setting the record straight about who she’s dating and why her makeup is smeared. What stress she has and no one ever gives her credit.

Update: A lot of you have mentioned that this guy is supposedly dating Taylor Momsen. That’s a curious match.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

Despite my general dislike of not-so-bright girls who don’t actually DO anything, I find myself liking Kelly Osbourne in a general way. I’m not saying she’s one of my favorites or anything, but I’ve liked some of her interviews and I don’t think she’s as bad as some of you think. And for some reason, people like to talk about her and whatever she’s wearing and how she’s gone legit, career-wise, these days with a new gig modeling for Material Girl and a spot on E! Fashion Police. All of this new legitimacy came shortly after Kelly lost a great deal of weight, and I suspect the legitimacy will only last as long as Kelly keeps off the weight. So… is she gaining some weight back? Kind of. Over the past month, I’ve seen some photos of her and read some reports about Kelly and her (alleged) weight gain. But then as I was looking through the new photos of her yesterday, I didn’t really see it, which makes me think she probably put on a few pounds and took them off very quickly. And now Kelly is denying that anything ever happened:

Everyone wants to weigh in on Kelly Osbourne’s weight. The 26-year-old actress and reality star told Us Weekly that she’s happy with her body, “but for some reason, the media isn’t!”

“[The media keeps] writing that I’m getting fat, and I’m not–I’m the same size,” she told Us on Sunday at the after party for the documentary God Bless Ozzy Osbourne.

“I work out half an hour a day and just eat what I want and I’m happy, so I don’t really care,” she said.

After shedding forty pounds, Osbourne told Us in February 2010: “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.”

The outspoken star said she’s accepted “that harsh reality where I woke up and one day realized ‘I am my mother!’ But…if I could be anyone, I’d be her!”

One thing both women have in common? Their brutal honesty. “What’s the point in lying?” Kelly mused. “If you’ve got skeletons in your closet, some a**hole’s gonna dig them out, so just be honest.”

[From Us Weekly]

It’s kind of impressive that she can maintain that kind of weight by only working out a half an hour. Do you believe her? Meh. I think it’s more likely that she did gain a little bit and she just took it off quickly. And I’d just like to say, for the record: It doesn’t matter to me what size Kelly is. I’m happy that she lost weight and got healthy, but most women who struggle with their weight will yo-yo throughout the years, and blaring headlines about weight gains or losses are… well, they’re kind of mean, I think. I embrace some chunk on the ladies. Some do not. I think Kelly looks fine/cute at this current size, and I think she would still look cute with ten or twenty extra pounds. Same with Scarlett Johansson, same with Kate Middleton, same with just about everybody. Why are we so obsessed?

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

These are photos of Kelly Osbourne and her family at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of God Bless Ozzy Osbourne, a documentary about Ozzy which was produced by Jack Osbourne. What do you think of Kelly’s outfit? It looks very Helena Bonham-Carter, right? I kind of like it for that reason. Lately, I’ve been wondering if Kelly’s “Look at me, I lost so much weight and I’m now in demand and important” thing was going to come back and bite her on the ass, just because it seemed like she was gaining some weight back. One of the best ways to look thin? Pour and cinch yourself into an incredible corset-bodice-basque thing.

As for the jacket… well, it’s not my style, but since it’s all so reminiscent of HBC, I will accept it. This is one of my favorite looks on Kelly, ever. Minus the too-bright, too-young lipstick.

Guess who else was at the premiere? Our favorite hot mess, Paz de la Huerta. She was looking soberish.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kelly and Sharon Osbourne were on the Piers Morgan show last night, and as these two have done so many times before, both individually and as a unit, they critiqued someone else. At least this one isn’t likely to result in a bitchy back and forth public feud. Piers asked the combative duo what they thought about Billy Ray Cyrus trashing his daughter’s route to fame, and Kelly called it “inappropriate” while Sharon said that Miley made her dad relevant again.

MORGAN: What do you make of what’s going on at the moment in Hollywood with — there’s two interesting things I thought for you guys to talk about. One, the Charlie Sheen thing, which is ongoing. And the second thing is what Billy Ray Cyrus said about Miley Cyrus, that he wished as a parent he had never let her go down the route she’s gone down, in terms of fame and stuff.

K. OSBOURNE: I think that’s a really inappropriate thing for someone to say, especially when what they did together gave that person their career back. And it’s not fair to do that to your own child.

MORGAN: Really?

K. OSBOURNE: It’s really inappropriate thing to say.

S. OSBOURNE: I do too. I don’t think he should have done that in print. He may think it. It might be, you know –

K. OSBOURNE: He might have meant it in a different way. But in black and white, it seems so just harsh, especially because I love Miley. She’s a dear friend of mine. I know how hard she works. She works so hard. I just think that that discredits everything she’s done in her life, not just for herself, but her whole family. It’s disrespectful.

MORGAN: She’s built an incredible career for herself. She’s very young.

S. OSBOURNE: She’s very talented.

K. OSBOURNE: And him.

S. OSBOURNE: Yes, she made him relevant again.

[From Transcripts.CNN.com]

I don’t disagree with them. Last night I saw that HLN Showbiz Tonight show on in the background when I was eating out. There was no sound and I just saw the headline “Osbournes trash Billy Ray Cyrus” or something and figured they were talking smack as they always do. In reality they kind of said what a lot of people did about this controversy when it first came out. Billy Ray has since made up for this, but I don’t expect Kelly and Sharon to follow gossip as slavishly as we do and know every detail about it. Piers Morgan is stirring the pot, and you would think that he would be up on the news that Billy Ray has since backtracked from these comments.

In other Billy Ray Cyrus news, the mullet is still trying to make up for that same “Hannah Montana destroyed my family” GQ interview. He gave an interview to Parade and said that he just hopes Miley is happy. He’s no longer saying she should give up on fame. “As long as she’s happy and loving making music — and I know she loves acting — that’s all that matters.” That’s much different from saying that the show destroyed his family, that he was underpaid and that he would “erase it all [the fame] in a second if I could.”

He later explained that he was a “mess” when he did that GQ interview and compared talking to the press at that time to going grocery shopping when you’re hungry. I had a lot of respect for the guy after that and felt like he was just saying his piece and trying to do the best he could. He was hurt by the breakup of his marriage, he’s since gotten back together with his wife Tish and called off the divorce, and he’s trying to make nice now. It may have been “inappropriate” to say all that at first, but Piers didn’t do his homework by bringing up that controversy from February without mentioning that Billy Ray apologized nearly a month ago. Piers also never asked Kelly and Sharon about their separate issues with paying taxes and owing money to the government. Now that’s what I want to know about. I don’t care what they think about the royal wedding. (More on that here.)

Here’s Kelly talking about her drug problem and how she turned her life around. She has Bride of Frankenstein hair and major bulimia face! It’s like she’s piling the hair up on her head to distract from her cheeks. You don’t get those chipmunk cheeks from normal weight gain, but I guess she’s looked like that for a while. Sharon’s face looks like a mask. How long until Kelly starts messing with hers too?

These photos are from 2/12/11. Credit: WENN.com

Everybody and their brother was at Coachella over the weekend, or to quote Michael K from DListed “celebrities from all lists.” We’ve already seen Alex Skarsgard putting up with Kate Bosworth and Dita Von Teese and her French boyfriend looking like they were born Photoshopped and perfectly accessorized. There were plenty more people at the music festival trying to work their casual looks and score some swag.

First off is Vanessa Hudgens barefoot in a ridiculous crochet crop top and cutoffs hunting for a new man. I don’t know who looks more ridiculous, Vanessa or her buddy with the fringe purse and purple fringe boots. That’s the kind of friend who helps enable a look like this.

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were coupled up as they always are. Her pink striped dress needs to be about 3 inches longer. I hope she’s wearing some full coverage panties.

Ashley Greene tried to work a fedora while standing next to a guy who looks enough like Joe Jonas to get people talking.

Isabel Lucas was a hot hippie mess as usual.

Cory Monteith thinks he’s a rock star. I’m just counting down the days until Glee gets canceled and these kids fade into obscurity. He’s relatively harmless though and it’s nice that he’s posing with fans.

Whitney Port is trying to bring back the tied on the side T-shirt. Was that ever in style apart from a few months in the late 80s? Sloppy.

Malin Ackerman. I barely know who she is but this photo cracks me the hell up. Anyone who can look this smug while wearing an outfit that terrible must have some acting ability. Check out her boyfriend. (Update: that’s her husband of 5 years, Roberto Zincone. Thanks Fabianne!)

Kelly Osbourne looks surprisingly well put together and covered up until you scroll down and see her bowling shoes.

Paris Hilton still looks pregnant. Compared to everyone else she’s dressed pretty well. On any other occasion this dress would be a fail though.

Dita Von Teese looking nautically fresh in an outfit we haven’t yet seen. She wipes the floor with everyone else and she knows it. She also has the perfect accessory in that French aristocrat. Bitch even picked a drink that color coordinated with her outfit.

Tallulah Willis turned 17 in February and here she is in a bikini top, smoking a cigarette and showing off a tattoo on her hip. I would say that this could be a case of mistaken identity, but the Willis genes are strong with this one.