My BFF hairdresser back in the states, Ken, also went to cosmetology school. He did me up a few times before we went out and I looked incredible if I do say so myself. Makeup does wonders. It’s a shame I’m not rich or I would fly him over here to hang out and make me look gorgeous every day. Access to top-notch makeup and hair experts is one of the major advantages of being a celebrity. (That and not having to deal with all the bullshit at the airport. Now we can’t even bring our own water or books onto a plane. Do you think that makes us safer, because it seems like exactly the sort of thing that would please the terrorists. I’m just saying.)

Renee Zellweger (the before picture could be from “Bridget Jones”)

Tori Spelling - ouch!

Kate Hudson - adorable

Pam Anderson - not bad

Thanks to Cherryjam at JJB for posting this and creating the pictures.

The model Kid Rock was dating right before he reconciled with Pamela Anderson is heartbroken by how quickly he moved on - and how coldly he dumped her. Jill Marie Gulseth, 22, tells In Touch that Kid Rock broke up with her unexpectedly via text message:

The future’s kind of hazy with Kid Rock, and this naive chick is much better off without him.

It seems to be kind of popular among rock stars to dump their girlfriends via SMS. Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine told Jessica Simpson he was “really busy” and “needed space” in a text message. The poor girl never saw him again.

Picture from x17online.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in the first of the four weddings they’re planning. They were wed on a yacht on Saturday in Saint Tropez, France. Pam wore a white bikini and captain’s cap, and Kid Rock looked even less presentable shirtless in jeans and a fedora.

These two are not going to last three months.

Like Eminem, Kid Rock reveals his misogynistic personality in his lyrics. Here’s a preview of what these two did on their wedding night: (Warning, this is freaking gross.)

Sorry for that, I could not resist posting those lyrics.

Here are Pam Anderson and Kid Rock on their wedding day. The woman got married to two different guys, wearing a bikini each time. So classy. [via]

Kid Rock was temporarily placed in jail in Switzerland after a man was injured in a fight in his hotel room. It is assumed that he was involved:

I live in Switzerland, and am continually amazed at how clean and well run everything is. The public pool near my house is nice enough for a four star resort, and I was at a rest stop by a clear lake with views of the alps last week. If Kid Rock was in jail, it was probably clean and totally adequate, if not comfortable.

Meanwhile Rock is engaged to buxom has-been Pamela Anderson, and there’s a pretty believable rumor that they may get married next weekend:

They are said to be planning a medium-sized wedding with 50-100 of their friends. I read on a bulletin board that they were already married, but I haven’t seen that news anywhere else and don’t think it’s true.

Here is Pam Anderson on the beach in St. Tropez, because who really wants to look at pictures of Kid Rock? [via] It must be hard to find a colorist in the south of France. Kid Rock and Anderson are also shown at random older events.

- Rachel Hunter shows off her breast implant scar while swimming (NSFW) [I’m not obsessed]
- Terry Hatcher in a bikini is not so ugly [yeeah]
- Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Pamela Anderson bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- Four year-old boy pageant winner flips off crowd, loses title of “Little Mr. Apricot” [Wizbang Pop]
- Are the British sore losers or just hooligans? [The Bastardly]
- Lindsay Lohan says she’s “never tried cocaine.” Didn’t she hint to Vanity Fair that she did? [A Socialite’s Life]
- Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and Rachel Bilson party with the Fonz’s daughter [MollyGood]
- Toni Braxton manages to perform with her clothes on. [Juicy News]
- K-Fed stocks up on junk food for 4th of July [DListed]
- Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Violet [Bricks and Stones]
- Jolie-Pitt-Stefani-Rossdale celebrity play date [Faded Youth]
- People scream for Bobbie Brown to get offstage at the Essence Music Festival [Concrete Loop]
- Holiday firework don’ts [CityRag]
- Pictures of ‘Lil Kim’s first day of freedom. Now she’s on 30-day house arrest. [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Lesbian inmate claims to have been “close friends” with ‘Lil Kim in prison [Media Take Out]

Here are recent high res photos of Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson in bikinis. [via] Have a great 4th of July!

Looks like Pamela Anderson is too old to play herself in an upcoming Baywatch movie - because Jessica Simpson has been cast in the leading role!

In a further blow to Anderson, producers want David Hasselhoff, 53, to reprise his role as Lt Mitch Buchannon.

Meanwhile Jessica may have lined up another role for herself by purchasing the screen rights to a Jackie Collins novel, Lovers and Players. It is said to be one of Jessica’s favorite books. We’re impressed that she reads.

Pamela Anderson got booed by the audience while hosting Canada’s Juno awards in Halifax, Nova Scotia last night. She brought up the controversial subject of the annual seal hunt, which is sponsored by the Canadian government. Hundreds of thousands of baby seals will be clubbed to death this year alone, and Anderson, a committed animal activist, is vehemently against the practice. Anderson tried to inject her opinion into the music award show:

Even though we agree that it’s barbaric to club baby seals, we have to point out that it was stupid of Anderson to threaten violence to a bunch of people who didn’t want to hear about it.

The Junos looked like a good show, and featured performances by Coldplay and Nickelback.Michael Buble was the winner of the night, with four Junos for best singer, album, artist and pop album. Other winners included Nickelback for band of the year and Coldplay and The Black-eyed Peas in a joint win for best International album.

Here’s Anderson, Chris Martin, Fergie, and the bands Hedley, Nickelback, and Theory of a Dead Man at last night’s Juno awards. Hedley members drop trou to show their ass tattoos in a picture after the jump that is NSFW.

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Anderson held a press conference to promote her appearance as host on Sunday’s Canadian Juno awards. She also spoke out against Canada’s annual seal hunt when asked about a letter she sent Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper asking for a meeting about the hunt. Paul McCartne and Bridget Bardot are among the other celebrities protesting the cruel practice of bludgeoning baby seals to death for their pelts.

Anderson has a petition with over 50,000 signatures against the hunt, and thinks it reflects poorly on her birth country.

Anderson will host the Junos, Canada’s version of the Grammys, tonight. Coldplay, Black Eyed Peas, and Nickelback are among the performers.

So, we don’t know why it’s news that Anderson visited a MAC makeup store in Halifax, Nova Scotia today, but it has something to do with the fact that she’s hosting Canada’s Juno awards this Sunday. Anderson is a native Canadian and the Junos are Canada’s version of the Grammys.

Anderson is said to be dating a Formula 1 racer, Eddie Irvine:

Anderson was photographed two weeks ago getting all kissy-face with real estate mogul, Laurence Hallier. He looked annoyed with her in the pictures of them together. Guess he stuck around long enough to convince her to buy a pricey Vegas condo and split.

We have no idea why Pamela Anderson is wearing a cheerleader outfit, but the possibilities are not endless. We’re sure the 39 year-old has a good excuse for trying to escape from the cameras while dressed as a cheerleader and carrying a napkin.

Pam looks pretty hot despite recent partying, and clearly keeps herself in good shape. She has attributed her health to a vegetarian diet and eating lots of Avacados, which she says keep her Hepatitis C at bay.

She also said that now that she’s getting up in years she is considering having another child:

We would assume that caring for ten children is not the same as looking after two, and think that Anderson will have little trouble finding a sperm donor, as evidenced by these pictures.

Anderson also recently admitted to having a love-hate relationship with her boobs. While she seems to give a lot of stupid quotes, they don’t seem rude or conceited and both Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston would do better to emulate Anderson.

Here is Anderson dressed up as a cheerleader. These pictures were taken in Malibu on 3/17. [via]