I truly believe that Robert Pattinson decided to dump Kristen Stewart last month. I think something happened and Rob just had enough and he packed up his shiz and he LEFT. He didn’t return Kristen’s calls, he didn’t want to have one last meeting, he didn’t want to leave anything to chance. Just a clean break and that was it. So, in that sense, Rob “won” the breakup – he dumped her, everything was on his terms, and his fans had been waiting for him to sack up for a long time. Rob even “won” the immediate post-breakup analysis, mostly because Kristen really didn’t know how to react once she didn’t have some kind of “hold” on Rob.

But in the post-post-breakup analysis, who is really winning the breakup? And don’t play coy, we all judge the breakup and we all think “Ah, he/she is ‘winning’ because they’re handling it better.” Well, I have to say… Kristen is winning the breakup. She’s playing the long game. She’s stepped out for several candid photo ops in the past few weeks, and she’s been looking healthy and sober. She’s on a road trip through Texas and Tennessee with friends right now, and she’s signing on for several new films.

Meanwhile, these are photos of Rob leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. Seriously. Now that Rob is a single dude, he’s spending time with Katy Perry’s sparkle-boobs and partying at the Marmont. Oh, Sparkles. You’re such a dumb cliché! Lindsay Lohan parties at the Marmont, dude. Stay away.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.

Ah, now I understand why everyone was like “Brand new information, Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior Homme!” We actually heard that news as far back as Fall 2012, and we even heard that Sparkles got $12 million for the campaign, and the campaign is so sexy that Twihards are going to wet themselves or something. But people have been running this news like it’s completely brand-new this week. That’s because Dior was trying to get buzz ahead of the release of the first image (above) from Rob’s campaign. What are your thoughts on the sweater? I think the whole thing is rather sexy. His hair is a good length, he looks mature and contemplative (as opposed to youthful and smiley).

Technically, Sparkles is the new face of the Dior Homme cologne, not the clothes. Previously, Jude Law and Jamie Dornan have been the “face” of Dior cologne. This campaign was shot by Nan Goldin and the commercial was done by director Romain Gavras. WWD says that Dior is only going to air the commercials in Europe and Asia (excluding the UK, China and Japan). The print ads will first appear in the September issues of magazines, and the commercials will air around the same time too.

As for Rob and the way that he completely dumped Kristen Stewart and has barely spoken to her in weeks, Hollywood Life has an interesting update:

Rob, 27, and Kristen, 23, broke up in May, and HollywoodLife.com previously reported that Rob is “depressed” following the split, while Kristen feels like part of her has died. While Rob and Kristen are both deeply hurting, they refuse to do anything “stupid” because they are aware that they are being watched like hawks by the media.

“They are broken up. They don’t want to make things worse by turning it into a media storm by doing stupid things or making their grievances heard in the public,” a source close to the couple EXCLUSIVELY tells us. “Overall, they are speaking but not much — and they are not speaking to get back together.”

Since her split, Kristen has been hanging out with girlfriends a lot. A source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that she’s been leaning on her friends for support during this difficult time.

“Kristen has been just laying low, hanging out with her closest friends and trying to stay out of the spotlight as much as possible,” the source reveals. “She’s just eager to start working again and get busy.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I love the drama and one-upmanship of this: “Rob is ‘depressed’ following the split, while Kristen feels like part of her has died.” Oh, Kristen. So extra. Kristen can’t merely be “a little depressed” she has to feel like DEATH. That being said, I’m glad Kristen hasn’t issued any public statements or tried to make any grand gestures to win Rob back. Better to just let everything cool off naturally.

Photos courtesy of Dior Homme, WWD.

Here are some new photos of Kristen Stewart out and about in LA yesterday. Fame/Flynet says she went into an office building. Sure. I’ll definitely buy that this is the way Kristen dresses for business meetings. Truly! This is actually a good look for her (but not for a business meeting). Her hair looks cleanish – I’m choosing to believe it’s still damp from a shower, as opposed to “so greasy it looks wet”. Her clothes look clean, and I kind of like the long-sleeved tee (who wants to tell me what “USATP” is?). She doesn’t look too thin, nor too drunk, nor too stoned, nor too bloated. Good for her.

Hollywood Life claims that Kristen has been staying with her mom more after the breakup. They claim Kristen stayed in Malibu with her mom last weekend so that Kristen would be out of the way when Rob picked up the last of his stuff from her house. A source says that Rob and Kristen haven’t seen each other “since the day Rob moved out.” Which is still amazing to me, and I would still love to know “the straw that broke the camel’s back” for this breakup. Meanwhile, The Daily Mail has an exclusive story on how K-Stew and Katy Perry are totally OVER as friends:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed. Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28. However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.

And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him. She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her.’

Robert, 27, and Katy were spotted together on Saturday night at at the Icelandic singer Bjork’s concert at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles – as the actor is said to be leaning on the chart-topping star for support following his split from Kristen. Although the pair arrived separately they sat next together during the show.

While Katy is allegedly back on-again with singer John Mayer, a source told E! News: ‘They are just hanging out, they’re not putting a label on it.’ Rumors of reconciliation first began when Perry and Mayer hung out at the ‘Part of Me’ singer’s holiday BBQ bash at her new Hollywood Hills home.

And another source said that Robert has denied any romance between him and Katy – saying she is merely being a good friend.

Meanwhile, friends of Robert have told MailOnline that Kristen is still so wrapped up in Rob that she is trying to copy his career in terms of the subject matter of his films.

Robert has been wanting to shoot an Iraq War film Mission Blacklist about a soldier on the trail of Saddam Hussein for two years and will hopefully be filming in Iraq by end of year. And a source said: ‘Rob’s camp was was suprised to hear Kristen had signed onto another War on Terror movie Camp X-Ray about a female soldier stationed in Guantanamo Bay which she will film late summer. Rob is convinced Kristen is now trying to duplicate his film choices with Camp X-Ray which is being directed by Peter Sattler, an obscure first-time director.’

Meanwhile Robert has pulled out of starring in heist thriller Hold Onto Me where he was to play opposite Carey Mulligan. Director James Marsh is still making it with Carey next year but they are searching for a leading man.

[From The Mail]

Wait, Rob is going to Iraq to film a movie about Saddam Hussein? Yeah, I seriously doubt that. The Iraq part. And I find it hard to believe that Sparkles (!!) would be able to pull off that kind of hardcore military role, but we’ll see. I like HIS choices much more than I like her choices, although her career seems to be faltering so much lately and I don’t think she has as many “choices” as she once did. As for the Katy Perry stuff… something shady is going on between Katy and Sparkles, but I’m at a loss to define it. I think it’s pretty typical and normal for Kristen to feel betrayed and for her to end the friendship with Katy – Katy has chosen a “side” in the breakup, and that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I really don’t know what’s going on with Katy Perry. I don’t know if she’s really reuniting with John Mayer. I don’t know if Katy is trying to make something happen with Robert Pattinson. I don’t know if she’s trying to juggle both men at the same time. Here is what I currently believe – and this is just my Twihard conspiracy theory, with NO Twihard Proof – I believe that Katy and Sparkles are exploring something. I think they were friends and they’re still friends and Katy is rubbing her glitter-boobs on him and he likes it. I also think that she’s still got some unfinished business with John Mayer, and she’s keeping Mayer around as a “cover” for the Sparkles stuff, at least until she and Rob figure out what they’re doing. Maybe Katy knows she’s just his rebound and she’s fine with that. Maybe she and Rob have convinced themselves that this is something “real”. I don’t know. But I do think there’s some glitter-boob action.

Anyway, yesterday I saw that some of you were Twihard-Proofing the reports that Katy and Rob were in LA together, and they attended a Bjork concert together. The Mail is reporting it too, so here you go:

They’ve been a shoulder to cry on for each other since their respective splits from Kristen Stewart and John Mayer. And on Saturday night, Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry spent yet more time together as they attended a Bjork concert at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles.

The pair were said to have met up ‘discreetly’ and made their way into the gig together before leaving separately to avoid photographers waiting outside the venue, X17Online.com reports.

Katy, 28, opted for a gothic inspired ensemble for her evening out with her showbiz pal, teaming a punky leather miniskirt with a black and silver crucifix logo T-shirt. And in spite of her A-list pal, Katy paid no reference to her company as she expressed her delight at the gig over Twitter, writing: ‘Dear Bjork, how do I join your traveling girl cult? #brilliantshow.’

Katy and Robert have been spending a lot of time together in recent weeks, and it’s even been claimed the songstress has even taken her pal to visit her parents in Santa Barbara, California.

A source told Grazia magazine: ‘Katy and Robert have been spending a lot of time together recently and it’s safe to say there is serious chemistry. Katy thought the break from LA would do Rob good, and since he was no longer living with Kristen, she didn’t hesitate in inviting him to join her. But she doesn’t want to ruin their friendship by rushing into anything.’

Katy was said to have been disapproving of Robert’s reconciliation with Twilight co-star Kristen last year following her fling with married director Rupert Sanders.

A source told Life & Style magazine: ‘Katy never really supported Rob’s decision to get back with Kristen. She always said they wouldn’t last. Katy told Rob she didn’t think their relationship could withstand the cheating scandal. And he deserved better than someone who would destroy a family [like Rupert's].’

Despite the couple managing to patch things up after a two-month break following Kristen’s ‘momentary indiscretion’ with Rupert last year, it is thought their relationship is over for good this time after Rob was spotted moving his belongings out of her home in Los Feliz earlier this month.
Meanwhile, Katy split from musician John Mayer in mid-March, but the on-off couple are recently said to have rekindled their turbulent romance.

[From The Mail]

Huh. You know what’s puzzling me? Is John Mayer going along with this arrangement? John Mayer is a well-known d-bag who can’t keep his mouth shut. I wonder what Katy said to him to get him to stay quiet about this? Anyway, you can Twihard-Proof away. The Mail only has photos of Katy Perry entering the Palladium, and no photos of Rob. Which means it never happened, right? Yeah. I still don’t know.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

We’ve only really heard about Kristen Stewart’s reaction to her breakup with Robert Pattinson in the immediate aftermath. There was pain, of course, and confusion and the inevitable media war. But really, the “war” was kind of overblown and I was surprised to see a genuine lack of reporting about “How Robsten Is Coping” in the second/third week of the breakup. For one, aren’t you happy that the breakup is holding? I think that something happened and Rob was all “Enough. It’s over. The end.” And he hasn’t looked back. But is Kristen looking back? In my theory, he dumped her and she still thinks she could possibly win him back maybe. And that theory is backed up by this Star story:

Kristen Stewart is probably wishing she had a vampire’s ability to read minds – because she’s desperate to find out what Robert Pattinson is up to! Since the couple split in May, Kristen has been calling Robert nonstop.

“Kristen has gone off the rails,” spills an insider. “Rob isn’t responding to any of her messages.”

And while Rob’s lack of communication may be due to his reported new fling with 26-year-old British playwright Polly Stenham, Kristen is refusing to sit around and sulk.

“She is partying like crazy… she is binge drinking and chain-smoking. She gets out of control and then starts texting Rob.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I believe that this is what Kristen did right after she cheated on Rob with Rupert Sanders – Rob went into hiding, basically, and Kristen endlessly texted him and called him and showered him with attention. And he came back. And he’s not coming back this time. This time, he’s done. Stay strong, Sparkles!!! As for the “rumor” that he’s dating a British playwright… it’s interesting. I doubt it’s really “on” though. I think we’re just going to get a slew of reports about Rob’s “girlfriends” for the next six months or so, basically whenever he talks to a woman, that’s going to be his new girlfriend.

Speaking of, In Touch Weekly says that Katy Perry is all “a shoulder to cry on becomes a d-k to ride on” these days with Sparkles. She’s being a devoted friend to him, and In Touch says she’s completely ignoring whatever friendship or “girl code” she had with Kristen. But other sources say she’s still trying to make this John Mayer thing work. Why can’t it be both? Katy could be playing with both of them.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Here we go again! The perfectly gross couple is back in action and reunited because — I guess — neither one of them can find other people in their “dateability range” that will put up with their crap. If I really think about it, I don’t know who else each of them could really date at this point. John could score up-and-coming starlets, but he wants someone who already has a name that he can use for publicity. As for Katy, she seems pretty high maintenance and clingy and a lot of dudes in her fame category wouldn’t put up with that when they can always date down and find someone who will just chill. So I guess John and Katy are sort of perfect together even though they broke up for a second time in March. Now it’s on again, bitches:

Katy Perry and John Mayer are reportedly giving their romance a THIRD shot. The stars — who split for the second time in March — are said to be casually dating again. A source revealed: “They are just hanging out. They are not putting a label on it.”

The couple were spotted out on an intimate date at the weekend and have spent several recent nights together, according to US reports.

Weeks after breaking up in March, guitarist John told chat show hostess Ellen DeGeneres that he was “happier” without the Hot N Cold singer. He added: “I’m on the same journey as everyone else. Coupling is a tricky thing.” Asked by Ellen if he and Katy had split up for good, he replied: “Correct.”

It was claimed that Katy’s constant mentions of her ex [Russell Brand] was the catalyst for her split with John, who was reportedly driven to jealous rages whenever she brought Russell up.

A source said: “Katy and Russell still talk to one another and that was another thing that irked John. He’s never been in a relationship where he wasn’t the main focus all the time and it bothered him.

“Sure, Katy was unhappy that John constantly flirted with other girls and played up his heartbreaker image, even when she was standing next to him. But, Katy gave it back. She knew that she could push John’s buttons by comparing his flaws to what she saw was great in Russell, which he hated.”

[From The Sun]

So just “hanging out” but “not putting a label on it” = convenient sex? Sounds like a plan for these two rich and famous weirdoes. Yet if these two are reunited, I have to wonder if Robert Pattinson isn’t off sniffling in a corner somewhere. Honestly, I don’t think that Katy and Sparkles were a thing at all, but I think they just did silly, unorthodox things like crash wedding rehearsals together. A new update from Entertainmentwise says that Katy and Sparkles are just friends, and he “finds her really fun” because she’s “not moody like Kristen.” Still, I feel bad for Sparkles because if Katy’s back with John, she won’t have much time left for her non-gay, gay boyfriend. Every girl needs one, you know.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet/WENN

The Hollywood Life story is completely ridiculous and I would expect nothing less from the Twihards over at HL, but it was simply too rich NOT to cover. I think it’s a perfect example of how Robert Pattinson’s fans see him – as the romantic hero, as the sweet, earnest, shy, reluctant heartthrob. For what it’s worth, I think Rob has some of those qualities. But I also think he’s a dude and dudes love boobs. Let’s not overthink this, Twihards. So, here’s your lol of the day:

It looks like Robert Pattinson won’t be spending anytime in the bedroom soon! After his split with Kristen Stewart, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that Rob doesn’t want to jump into bed with any other girls anytime soon!

“As for other girls, he isn’t sleeping with anyone yet, because he likes to have an emotional connection first,” the source reveals.

The insider adds that Rob doesn’t mind fooling around with girls, but he’s really looking for a deeper connection with someone before he would consider sleeping with them.

The source notes, “His type now is definitely blonde — it looks like he’s moving as far away from K-Stew as possible.”

It appears that Rob and Kristen’s split was the result of several different issues. A source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that one of the reasons they broke up was because the Twilight franchise ended.

“They don’t have a Twilight movie to return to; when they had those movies they fell back into why they fell in love in the first place,” a source reveals. “It just felt right that they were a couple during the filming of those films.”

The source compares Rob and Kristen’s issues to The Bachelor: “Imagine being on The Bachelor and not looking for love. When Kristen and Rob were filming the Twilight series, this was where they fell in love. It was like going back to a honeymoon or renewing their vows. They don’t have that now, so add that with the other stuff, and you can see why their relationship has strained.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Yes, because what 27-year-old man merely wants to “fool around” with bimbos (in lieu of actually having sex with them) after a terrible breakup? Oh, right. EVERY MAN. Rob may be sensitive. He may picture himself with some smart, intellectual, artistic woman who will be his equal in sparkling and feminism, but at the end of the day… he likes boobs. And armpit sex. And coming out of a four-year relationship, he’s in the mood for low-hanging fruit. Which is one of the nicer things that Katy Perry has ever been called. Meanwhile, Katy Perry is just thrilled that he’s not into wheelchair p0rn.

Meanwhile, OK! Magazine has a lengthy story about how Kristen made all of these crazy demands on Rob and that’s what “drove him away”. Allegedly, after Kristen cheated on Rob, she wanted to pick up where they left off and she pushed Rob for a big commitment. She wanted to elope with Rob and she wanted his sparkle-baby. It freaked him out and a source says, “If Rob had got his way they would still be dating, but taking things slow.” Gossip Cop just has a general “OK! Mag is always wrong about everything” denial from no one specific, which makes sense. OK! Mag is terrible.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

When all else fails, believe parts of every conspiracy theory out there, no matter how contradictory. The Robsten relationship and breakup is enough to turn even the most sane of us into a raving conspiracy theorist. Yesterday, we discussed the People Mag story about Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry being spotted together in Montecito over the weekend – a story which I believed (I believed that they were seen together, I mean) and which I declared “shady”. People Mag had some shenanigans with the story, temporarily pulling it and then leaving it in the archives, and it was enough to send many Kristen-defenders and Twihards into conspiracy overdrive. And now People Mag seems to have gotten their sourcing a bit more locked down, and they’re doubling down on their original reporting:

How would you feel if Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry showed up at your wedding rehearsal?

“It was extra exciting for Tanya and John,” said a close family member of bride Tanya Mayer, 23, and groom John Rocotta, 26, whose rehearsal at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, Calif., was crashed Saturday by the stars.

“They were just sitting quietly and talking,” the relative told PEOPLE, “and we were on the lawn nearby. We respected their privacy.”

Pattinson and Perry appeared in the main courtyard of the ranch and watched a procession of parents and grandparents before the bride walked down the aisle.

The unexpected guests were the talk of the wedding the next day, Sunday, which was, according to another relative, “all-inclusive,” to represent the diverse backgrounds of the wedding couple’s parents.

“It was a Jewish-Catholic-Hindu ceremony,” the second relative told PEOPLE.

The newlyweds are now off on their honeymoon in Thailand.

[From People]

“It was a Jewish-Catholic-Hindu ceremony” – amazing. I wonder if it reminded Katy of her own Indian nuptials? Gah, do you remember that? Goodness. Again, I’m taking this People story at face value – I think Rob and Katy were there, I think they were together, I think they watched the wedding, and I think they’re probably hooking up. I also think – conspiracy! – that Katy has been trying to climb on Rob for a while. It’s just a vibe I get, I have no actual evidence.

But! There’s a wrinkle. Us Weekly reports that Katy invited John Mayer to her Memorial Day party and the two of them were looking cozy. Gross.

For Memorial Day 2013, Katy Perry kicked off summer with a few good friends — including John Mayer. Two months after their second breakup, the “Shadow Days” troubadour, 35, was among the guests at Perry’s brand-new Hollywood Hills home on May 27 for a barbecue bash, Us Weekly can confirm.

Whether the reunion signals a full-on reconciliation for the pair remains to be seen. “They seem to be back together — or back together-ish,” one observer tells Us of Mayer and Perry, 28. “They were very flirty and having a really good time together. They have good chemistry.”

Adds another witness: “They were definitely friendly.”

Other revelers for Monday’s party included Girls star Allison Williams and boyfriend Ricky Van Veen — who double dated with Perry and Mayer at the Grammys in February — plus Mindy Kaling, BJ Novak, 2 Broke Girls’ Beth Behrs, Raising Hope’s Shannon Woodward, plus actresses Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome.

Us broke news of the pair’s second split in mid-March; the twosome began a casual romance during summer 2012 and briefly called it quits in August before reconciling that September. (The “Teenage Dream” singer and Russell Brand finalized their divorce in early 2012.)

“It’s not over until it’s over,” another confidante told Us in March after Perry and Mayer’s second split. “You have to see how things play out.”

[From Us Weekly]

Again, I’ll just take it at face value. I can accept that Katy and John were probably acting flirty together at her party because why not? Katy is a single girl, she can hook up with John Mayer (barf) and Rob Pattinson within the span of the same holiday weekend and I won’t throw shade at her. As for the lingering conspiracies and whatnot… let’s do bullet points:

*Were Katy and Rob hooking up this whole time? I dunno. My gut says that Rob and Kristen were having lots of problems for months, and I could definitely see Rob falling into bed with Katy a few times.

*Is Katy “the reason” Rob and Kristen split? I doubt she is “the reason” but I now think she could have been “one of many reasons why they split”.

*Are Katy and Rob for real? See: the Mayer situation. My take is that Katy is single and enjoying herself. Maybe she wants Rob for the long-term, but she’s not rushing it.

*Does Kristen feel betrayed by the Katy situation? Perhaps. But what’s good for the goose…

Photos courtesy of WENN.

There have been weird rumors about Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry for months. The tabloids seemed to try to make something “happen” between them, to mixed results. For one, it seems that Kristen Stewart, Robert and Katy were all friends, and Kristen seemed to be particularly close to Katy’s assistant. But then Rob and Katy started hanging out away from Kristen a few different times, and it was around the same time that Rob and Kristen were “falling apart”. So, was Rob screwing around on Kristen with Katy? I don’t know. But I do think this news is shady:

Are Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry researching how to be wedding crashers?

How else do you explain Pattinson, 27, and Perry, 28, scoping out a wedding rehearsal of two strangers on Sunday afternoon at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, Calif.?

The setting also happens to be a romantic getaway not too far from where the “Teenage Dream” singer was raised.

“Katy and Rob were just sitting next to each other watching the wedding rehearsal in the main courtyard area,” rehearsal guest Stephanie Sands tells PEOPLE. “They were dressed very casually. She was wearing a hoodie and big sunglasses. There was no PDA between them and no body language that showed they were dating. They just sat together and watched.”

Sands says she has “no idea” why the pair – longtime friends and both now notably single – were at the luxurious location or why they were checking out the rehearsal, insisting, “They were not affiliated with the wedding party and were not seen mingling with guests.”

This sighting comes less than a week after the former Twilight star appeared to be in a “really good mood” partying in Hollywood shortly after moving his belongings out of on-again-off-again girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s home.

[From People]

Is Rob burying his sorrows in Katy’s magnificent rack? Or is Katy just Team Sparkles and she’s spending innocent time with her friend? I don’t know. If I had to place money on a theory, I’d say that Katy and Rob have probably been fooling around for a month or two and Katy was one of the reasons why Rob felt like calling it off with Kristen with so much finality.

But don’t think that Kristen is completely innocent either – a picture is starting to form about the weeks leading up the Robsten split, and many sources have claimed that Kristen was in some sort of contact with Rupert “Mini Cooper” Sanders. One theory is that Rob found recent text messages from Rupert on Kristen’s phone and that’s why they had the big fight on his birthday. Hollywood Life has a source who claims that Liberty Ross is “shocked” by the idea that Rupert and Kristen could maybe still be in contact too. Of course, Hollywood Life’s sources also say that Rob dumped Kristen because he felt like an adult taking care of a “a child”.

By the way, check out these photos of Kristen flipping the bird to paparazzi last week. Because she’s super-classy.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

This is a photo of Robert Pattinson out and about in a sedan yesterday! There was something about how he maybe was driving in Kristen’s neighborhood…? I’ve yet to see that verified by any reputable media outlet though. What is for sure is that Rob drove himself to a meeting in North Hollywood. What is for sure is that Rob didn’t look upset in the least, and maybe he even wanted to be photographed looking not-upset. Well done, Rob.

As for the state of their breakup and what have you… there are a bunch of new stories. E! News has a source claiming that Kristen is “heartbroken” and that she and Rob aren’t even speaking right now, they’re just hanging out (separately) with friends. Us Weekly says that Kristen got invited to Taylor Swift’s house because they have mutual friends, and they all hung out in one big group on Monday. Speaking of Kristen and her girlfriends (side-eye?), Star Magazine insinuated that Kristen has declared “no more dong” and is now just focused on ladies:

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson called time on their rocky three-year romance in May, and Star has learned Kristen is seeking comfort in the arms of a woman! Rob and Kristen decided to part ways after a blowout fight on Robert’s 27th birthday on May 13, and the next day, Kristen was spotted in the Silver Lake neighborhood of LA – where she was seen getting extra cosy with a mystery brunette!

“Kristen seemed down,” an eyewitness says. “The woman kept rubbing Kristen’s back and putting her arms around her. They were so touchy-feely – and definitely seemed to have more than just a friendship going on.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Eh. I always think that kind of speculation is cheap, especially when it comes to Kristen. Yes, she’s not a girly-girl. So what? There are tons of tomboys who prefer Chucks to heels and they still love boys. The problem is not that Kristen is kind of butch. It’s that she cheated on Rob and she seems incredibly unpleasant. Stay focused!

Additionally, In Touch Weekly has a story about Robsten’s split and what exactly happened. According to In Touch’s sources, Kristen and Rob had been fighting for a while and Rob came to the realization that “he’ll never trust her” after she cheated on him. They also fought “about how Rob couldn’t let go of the past. It was humiliating for him” and it was made worse by that incident where Kristen seemed to be getting into Rupert Sanders’ car – only her people said it was just the valet. Still, the incident made Rob realize that her infidelity will “haunt them for the rest of their lives.”

What else… Rob’s friends “shunned her” and “his family doesn’t like her.” The sources also say that Rob and Kristen “had not been together as a real couple since Rob went to Australia” which was January of this year. Meanwhile, Kristen thinks they have a shot at getting back together but friends say “he’s done. He’s not interested in talking about it.” Fascinating. At this point, pretty much everyone agrees: Rob dumped her and she’s more upset about it than he is.

Photos courtesy of WENN.