During the first week of January, Sienna Miller sort-of announced that she was knocked up by her boyfriend of less than a year, Tom Sturridge. When I say “sort of” I mean that her rep didn’t officially confirm or deny anything on the record, but that the rep totally gave the wink and the nudge to Us Weekly, and no one has denied it, so it’s true. Anyway, the initial announcement was just about Sienna’s pregnancy – sources said she and Tom were not planning on getting hitched, which… I thought was a smart move. Sienna is a notorious man-eater, and I suspect she gets bored rather quickly, baby or no baby. It’s always good to have an exit strategy, the faster the better.

A few days after that, Life & Style’s sources claimed that Sienna was in fact engaged to Tom (he’s 26 to her 30). A source told the tabloid:

“They’re engaged and really happy. Her family is happy, as they absolutely adore Tom. He proposed to Sienna during their romantic trip to Paris after Christmas. He filled their hotel suite at the Ritz with flowers and presented her with a vintage Victorian ring. It was incredibly romantic — she was blown away.”

“She finally found the love of her life in Tom and couldn’t be happier. She trusts Tom and is herself with him. There’s no drama between them — they’re made for each other. She can’t wait to be a mother. The couple are over the moon with the news of the pregnancy.”

[Via Life & Style]

Sure, that’s how she feels NOW. Give it another six months, then we’ll see. Anyhoodle, Star Magazine’s sources are also claiming that Tom and Sienna are planning a wedding, and they have specifics! It shall be a flapper-themed affair! Girl, Kate Moss is gonna be PISSED.

Sienna Miller has a baby on the way with beau Tom Sturridge, 26, and now Star can reveal she’s planning their wedding too! But is she still pining for her ex Jude Law?

“She wants it to be a 1920s flapper-style wedding, with the guys in dapper suits and the girls in vintage dresses,” says an insider, who adds that the affair will likely be held at a country estate in the Cotswolds area of England in September.

“No expense will be spared. It will probably cost a minimum of $2 million.”

But Sienna’s friends are shocked that she intends to invite Jude to the festivities. “Sienna only fell for Tom after she and Jude split in early 2011 because he didn’t want more kids,” notes the insider. “Everyone’s worried that she’s still not over him.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

So, basically, Sienna just wants to redo Kate Moss’s wedding. Which makes sense, because Sienna often just jacks Kate’s style and calls it her own. Kate even invited Jude Law to her wedding, and he came! Would Jude go to Sienna’s? Probably. I bet they still talk. Hell, I bet they still bone on occasion. And God knows Jude can get a girl pregnant just by looking at her… hmm… conspiracy?!?!?!

Here’s the real question, though: will Sienna invite Balthazar Getty? Hahaha. Like Rosetta Getty wouldn’t shank Sienna as she walked down the aisle. Who else should get an invite? Sparkles, definitely. Kristen Stewart! And Rhys Ifans. Oh, this will be delightful.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

OMG!!!!!!! HUGE news. Well, I find the news to be really big, but maybe you’ll be like, “MEH.” First bombshell: Sienna Miller is knocked up! Second bombshell: She knows who the father is! The baby-daddy is Tom Sturridge, that poor, scruffy English boy who has to deal with Sienna’s endless “LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION” antics. Really, though – good on Sienna. She’s had a much lower profile the past few years (post-Balthazar Getty), and this is an interesting move for her.

Baby on board! Sienna Miller and boyfriend Tom Sturridge are expecting a child, a source confirms to Us Weekly. The 30-year-old actress and Sturridge, 26, have been together for a year and “don’t have plans right away to marry, if at all,” the source says.

“Friends are really happy with her relationship with Tom,” the source tells Us. “He’s younger, yes, but he’s mature and he’s a good guy.”

The source adds that Miller’s family “had had it with Jude Law and his cheating and all the back and forth.” Last February, Miller and Law, 39, ended their relationship for the second time. They first split in 2006 after two years of dating when Law admitted to cheating on the star with his children’s nanny.

Miller and Sturridge’s friends “were not surprised by the news of the pregnancy,” says the source. “They’re really good together.”

“They just spent the holidays in Paris together after they announced the news in London,” says the source.

Miller’s rep could not be reached for comment. A rep for Sturridge tells Us: “We don’t comment on our client’s personal lives at all.”

In September, the duo went on a double date with Sturridge’s pal Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The foursome knocked back drinks at London’s Groucho Club. “They looked happy,” a witness told Us.

[From Us Weekly]

I always forget that Tom is younger than her – because she seems so young and immature, probably. Tom is BFFs with Robert Pattinson, and Tom and Rob have gotten together with their girls before, which caused some minor Twihard scandals. While I don’t think Tom and Sienna are going to last as a couple, I do wish them well. I might even consider Sienna a reformed bad girl at this point – babies are the elixir that solve all kinds of image problems, you know. Good luck to Sienna and Tom!

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.

The fallout from the ongoing News Of The World wiretapping scandal continues (and with good reason) in spite of the fact that the paper has shut down. Just because Rupert Murdoch closed the paper and suffered a pie in the face doesn’t mean that justice has been served for all of the families of terrorism bombing and 9/11 victims whose phones were tapped just so some unethical journalists could print the horrible details and sell more papers. So this saga will live on far into the future while many celebrities like Jude Law sue for having their phone hacked during the heyday of Editor Rebekah Brook’s tenure. Oh, and now Sienna Miller is speaking out too; of course, Sienna’s not the most sympathetic character out there, and it’s difficult to feel sorry for her, but I do feel for her family members that landed on the receiving end of her wrath. Before Sienna realized that her phone was being tapped, she accused her mother and sister of selling stories to the press. She also accused Jude of selling her out as well! Ah well, that relationship was entirely doomed from its many beginnings anyway, but Sienna now tells the Telegraph about her experience:

[Sienna Miller], 29, believed a succession of articles about her private life which appeared in the Sunday tabloid must have been leaked by a close friend or member of her family.

She was left so paranoid by intimately private stories published between 2005 and 2006 that she accused her mother Josephine, sister and former boyfriend Jude Law of selling them to the press.

Miller, who reached a £100,000 settlement with the NOTW and is now assisting with the Leveson inquiry, also said she planted false stories after becoming suspicious that her phone was being interfered with.

She told The Independent: “I changed my mobile number three times in three months. There were clicks on the line. I would pick up the phone and it would drop, there were messages I would never get, coupled with articles (containing private information) coming out every week.

“So I started to do tests. I would leave messages on people’s phones, like we’re going to rent this house or whatever, and it would appear next day in the papers.”

After a number of stories appeared that only her inner circle of friends and family could possible know about, the actress said she gathered them together for a showdown.

“I sat down in a room with my mother, my best friend, my sister, my boyfriend, and said someone in this room is lying and selling stories and one of you has got to admit it.”

Miller, who was targeted because of her high-profile relationship with Law, said she was still reluctant to take on Rupert Murdoch’s media empire when the hacking scandal emerged for fear that it could damage her career.

“Everyone was scared of Rupert Murdoch, even governments,” she said.

“People are terrified for their own reputations. They want the press on their side.”

Miller said she finally decided to take legal action because she could not stand back and do nothing.

“The tabloid media culture in this country had got to a point where it was completely immoral. There was no consideration for you as a human being,” she added.

“I realised I couldn’t continue living in this country and doing my job, which I loved. You want to feel that you can do something creative that you love without being picked apart and mutilated for other people’s pleasure.”

[From Telegraph]

While I don’t want to minimize the seriousness of the NOTW scandal, it’s hard to believe that Sienna was afraid of confronting the media when she figured out that her phone was being tapped. After all, she’d already successfully sued British tabloids for printing photos of her in distress as well as in the nude (for which she received a record judgment) on a movie set. Not to mention the time she sued over those topless photos with married Balthazar Getty. So I doubt that Sienna was truly afraid that confronting Murdoch’s publications would damage her career and is probably just saying that to make herself appear the martyr. Although perhaps she does regret breaking up with poor Rhys Ifans over the phone, right?

The bottom line, however is this — Hugh Grant got it right when he bugged that NOTW paparazzo and stated that he didn’t worry much about his reputation with the public: “They don’t give a sh*t. I got arrested with a hooker and they still came to my films. They don’t give a f*&@ about your public image. They just care about whether you’re in an entertaining film or not.” Obviously, while Sienna doesn’t deserve to have her phone tapped, perhaps she should also be concerned about what she does to damage her own reputation, which not only includes starring in crap movies but also banging married men. The latter has done far more damage to her reputation than NOTW could have ever managed on its own.

Photos of Sienna Miller at London Fashion Week courtesy of WENN

Kristen Stewart was still in London last night – the night before (Tuesday), she was at the Glamour UK Women of the Year bash, in which K-Stew sauntered around, slumped over in a meh dress. I thought she would have been out of London quickly, considering her lover Sparkles is in Toronto working. Nope! She stayed in London and went out partying with Sparkles’ BFF Tom Sturridge, and Tom’s clingy girlfriend, Sienna Miller. According to the rags, Sturridge, Sienna and Kristen went to dinner at St. John in Chinatown, then they turned up at The Groucho Club at 1:50 am (technically this morning, I guess) and stayed until 2:30. The Mail has a different timeline, but the story is the same – Sienna Miller and Kristen Stewart hung out together willingly.

My question is – what in the world does Kristen think of Sienna? Sienna is the kind of girl who sits in public beside her ragged boyfriend and demands: “LOOK AT ME!! PAY ATTENTION!!” Kristen is the kind of girl who rolls her eyes and pulls away whenever her boyfriend tries to touch her in public. Besides the obvious personality clash (Sienna is an immature extrovert with a vadge of doom for the world to see, Kristen is an immature introvert who will not confirm or deny that Sparkles has seen her biscuits), there’s the little matter of Sienna trying to break off a piece of Sparkles. Remember that story? It was totally tabloid BS, but I loved it anyway. Apparently, Sienna has been calling and texting Sparkles all the time, as her vadge of doom has found its next victim.

Is this a case of two girls trying to one-up each other? Perhaps “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” It’s totally beyond my comprehension that Sienna and Kristen would actively choose to be friends. They’re only spending time together, I assume, because Tom and Robert Pattinson are friends.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Sienna Miller has always given me the impression that she’s a very high-maintenance drama queen. Various stories about her and interviews with her seem to reinforce that idea I have of her. It’s like… sometimes I’ll notice a celebrity girl, and I’ll think, “Yeah, if I was a guy, I would be all over that.” While I don’t think much of Blake Lively woman-to-woman, I “get” why men like her. But if I was a dude, I would be all over Emma Stone right now. Just sayin’. Anyway, that digression leads me to my point: I don’t get why men would go for Sienna Miller. She seems like she’s so ridiculously high-maintenance. These are photos of Sienna and her new young boyfriend Tom Sturridge at the French Open yesterday. There are lots of photos of the two of them in the stands, and almost all of them are of Sienna trying to get Tom’s attention, trying to draw his attention away from the tennis match (Rafa versus Federer), trying to ensure that she’s not forgotten even for one little second. Here’s The Mail’s summary of Sienna’s stupidity:

They only went public with their relationship just last month but by the looks of things Sienna Miller already knows just how to handle new beau Tom Sturridge.

The couple, who went public with their relationship in Vienna last month, were visiting Paris watching the French Open yesterday.

But as Tom,25, sat captivated by the game Sienna,29, appeared to want his interest and was seen staring into his eyes trying to catch his attention.

When she did finally get his gaze she stuck her bottom lip out, pretending to be upset.
But the frown didn’t last long and she burst into giggles as the actor kissed her.

The couple were first linked together in April following Sienna’s split from Jude Law in February.

[From The Mail]

She’s like a 15 year old girl. I bet she even “runs away” from him so that he’ll “chase” her. Everything about Sienna in these photos says “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME EVERY SINGLE SECOND?!?!?!?!?!?” I’m starting to feel sorry for poor Tom Sturridge. Poor kid. He doesn’t know what hit him (hint: he was hit by Sienna’s vadge of doom).

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

The circle that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart run in is extremely incestuous. There’s an international group of young 20-something actors who are friends or friends of friends, and they all constantly date and breakup and have little minidramas. Like high school, just with money and private jets and tabloids. One of the dudes in the group is a young British actor named Tom Sturridge. We’ve heard about Tom before – he’s been in a few movies (Pirate Radio), he’s BFFs with Sparkles, and he recently worked with K-Stew. There was a report that Sparkles was jealous of Tom’s time spent on-set with K-Stew, and that K-Stew was trying to “breakup” Sparkles and Tom’s friendship. It was all very funny.

Anyway, Tom is currently dating Sienna Miller, she of the vagina of doom. I’m not sure if they’re really “officially” dating, but they’ve been hanging out a lot, and Sienna’s not denying it lately. So, when Sparkles came to London for the Water for Elephants premiere, he threw a little party at his hotel, and Tom and Sienna came by. And by that I mean that Sienna stayed past 3 am and now K-Stew is convinced that the vagina of doom has destroyed little Sparkles:

Does absence make the heart grow fonder… or wander? When it comes to boyfriend Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart suspects the worst – and she’s not putting up with it. When sexy Sienna Miller was spotted leaving Pattinson’s hotel in London at 3:15 am, following a rowdy night of celebrations for his Water for Elephants premiere on May 3, Kristen was quick to call him on it.

“Kristen has a tearful fight with Rob during a transatlantic phone call last week,” an insider tells Star. “She was furious and called him to ask what he was doing. They ended up getting in an ugly fight.”

To make matters worse, Kristen has never trusted Sienna, who’s been linked with Rob’s best friend, actor Tom Sturridge.

“She has thought for a while that Sienna fancies Rob, ever since she started sending him a barrage of texts last year.”

Says the source: “Sienna’s always texting Rob, asking if he wants to meet up when she’s in LA. It really infuriates Kristen.”

Though Rob has insisted Kristen has nothing to worry about, she’s never been convinced. On May 8, the couple met up in Toronto, where Kristen confronted him face-to-face.

“Kristen and Rob hadn’t seen each other for a while, and she wanted to talk to him and see where they stood. Rob assured her nothing happened with Sienna or anyone else – and that he was completely in love with her.” It seems to have worked: “Kristen is madly in love and willing to overlook one bad night.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I heard some mutterings about this as it happened, and from what I remember, there wasn’t much to the story. I think Sienna even left the celebration WITH Tom. It doesn’t rule out a hipster orgy, of course, but I tend to believe that the vagina of doom is biding her time. Especially if Sienna is texting Sparkles even half as much as this report. I’ll believe most anything about Sienna, because I think she’s That Girl. That Girl who texts a dude with a girlfriend incessantly, asking when they can hang out, where should she go when she gets into town, will he come meet her for a late drink? And DOOM comes barreling through the door. BAM! Two seconds later, Sparkles is sitting on a yacht, Sienna’s topless, the paparazzi are snapping away, and K-Stew is furiously biting her lip and rolling her eyes.

Here’s a photo of Sienna leaving Sparkles’ hotel that same night/morning – I think that’s Tom behind her:

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News & WENN.

You should take this as evidence of what a slow news day it is, gossip-wise. So I was looking through these new photos of Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah promoting their fashion line, Twenty8Twelve. As I was glancing through the photos, I noticed this extreme closeup of Sienna’s mouth:

WENN added a note that Sienna’s “mustache” was super-obvious. Sure. Of course it’s obvious when you’re using high-quality images and you zoom in on her mouth!! Now, this is a sensitive subject for me, because I HAVE a mustache. Many women do. It happens, especially when you have dark hair. I not only have a mustache, I have crazy eyebrows that are constantly in need of maintenance, and I’m not even going to get into what other grooming necessities I have because of dark, Indian genes. Going back to the mustache – there are solutions! Waxing and bleaching are two of the most popular “choices” for ladies who don’t want to wander around with a dirtlip.

But for the love of God, when it’s a natural blonde and she has a tiny, insignificant little blonde mustache, DO NOT POINT IT OUT. Don’t act like the feminine ideal is complete hairlessness at all times, forever. I would kill to only worry about Sienna’s little blonde mustache. Yeah… I can’t believe I’m defending Sienna either.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

The nice people at Stylist just sent us their new, epic Sienna Miller interview. You can read the full thing here. Sienna is currently in London, rehearsing a play and boning anything that moves in the wake of her split with Jude Law. She talks about Jude a little bit in the interview, but mostly it’s just about Sienna and her self-perpetuating drama machine. The interview took place during Sienna’s lunch break during rehearsals, and the interviewer adds these little notes about what Sienna is eating and how easily she gets distracted, like she has AD/HD or something. It’s kind of funny. Here are some of the highlights:

Doing the play After Miss Julie with Jonny Lee Miller: “In New York the audiences were very vocal, which was quite difficult because my character in that play was quite poisonous as a person. Every night they’d be like, ‘Oh, she’s disgusting! What a vile woman,’ and it’s hard not to take that personally. At first I was really trying to go for the sympathy vote, but by the end of it, I sort of loved being detestable. I was ashen on the floor, spitting on Jonny. In the end, I found it really liberating.”

Surely as an actress, you simply look at the next role as another character you’re playing? “Not with me,” Sienna replies, with endearing honesty. “A lot of what inhibits me is my attachment to what people think. And I think I overcame a hurdle with After Miss Julie because I didn’t need to be loved [by everybody].”

How does she respond to the haters? “I just don’t read things,” she says simply. “In our family we have a ‘no Google’ policy. In fact, I rarely use the internet, I don’t even do social networking.”

On being bad at interviews: “I’m a big gob,” she says, cringing. “And I’m terrible at interviews because I’m very honest. But I think it’s difficult being a woman… Men get away with far more in interviews; they can be open and less judged. I suppose I just refuse to conform on that level.”

Has she ever considered being less candid in interviews? “Not really. I mean, I think I’ve become more aware of the consequences of saying what I think but I still have no reason to pretend to be anything else other than me. Don’t get me wrong, there are times when I’ve read things and gone, ‘I’ve just shot myself in the foot by being that open.’ Things get manipulated by journalists. But you know, ultimately, I’ve said it.”

On talking about the split with Jude: “It doesn’t make me nervous, no, because actually everything is quite harmonious in that area of my life,” she says, referring to the split. “We both confirmed that it was mutual and amicable and we remain great friends. That’s what’s frustrating I suppose, that there’s still this speculation about why and whether it’s me or him [who instigated the split]. It’s nobody’s business.” Then why bother confirming it? “We both just thought it was time to do that. It happened months ago, long before we released it. There’s just no need [for the press] to go, ‘Oh, they must be lying about why they’ve done it.’ Believe me, if there was animosity between us, we wouldn’t lie. It’s just very sad and private.”

So does she still feel sad about it? “I don’t really want to talk about that. I think splitting up with anybody isn’t the most pleasurable experience in life but when it’s the right thing, it’s the right thing. I’m not going to dwell on it.” But people will continue to ask you about it, I say. “Yes, and I bet if they were doing an interview with [Jude] they wouldn’t. That’s what I get frustrated about. With him, people won’t ask.”

Sienna is asked if she’ll do the GI: Joe sequel: “No,” she says sheepishly, while confirming that although her co-star Channing Tatum will be returning for the second instalment, she’s ducked out of it. “I think I compromised myself with that movie,” she says carefully. “It wasn’t the kind of film I would like to see and it sort of made me evaluate why I’m doing this. I realised that unless it was a film I really loved, I didn’t want to be away working. Because I’m getting to the stage where I want to work to live, not live to work, if you see what I mean. I don’t want to do a film that I wouldn’t even go to see.”

Instead, she plans to focus on smaller, independent films. “I want to learn more and become cleverer, and work with great directors.” And do another play? “I’ll do another one in London in the fall, I think. The fall!” she jokes in a flawless American accent. “Get me!”

On the paparazzi: “I’d have 10 photographers outside my house and chasing me in cars every day,” she says. When did she decide enough was enough? “I think it got to the stage where it was either [taking the paparazzi to court] or quitting.” The industry? “Yes. I mean, it wasn’t worth it, the way my life had become. There was no life. And I understand how irritating that must sound, to say I just couldn’t cope, but I don’t want to adapt to having a driver. I don’t want to be protective of myself to a degree where it’s not normal. Because I am quite a normal person, really.” I tell her that she’s been papped recently with her co-star in Flare Path, Joe Armstrong (in case she hadn’t heard). She nods, “Oh, the entire company has got this whole joke going. I mean, the amount of people I’m linked with romantically that I’ve never even met is ridiculous.”

Sienna on celebrities moving fast in their relationships: “Oh, I think it just appears that way. I mean, I got engaged…” She pauses. “I’ve only been engaged once by the way.” Really? What happened with Jude? “A second time? No. No, absolutely not true. I’ve been engaged once [to him] and not engaged to anybody else since. The £130,000 ring? Absolutely didn’t exist.”

[From Stylist]

Eh. I mean, it’s an interesting interview, but I often think that Sienna Miller is stuck in this teenage-girl mentality and lack of self-awareness. Meaning that for Sienna, everything is about her and her drama and she lacks adult perspective on her place in the food chain, you know? She fronts like she’s a major actress, or like she’s still that circa 2005 It Girl who has lots of career possibilities. The truth of the matter is that not many quality people want to work with Sienna and her junk.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are new photos of Sienna Miller exiting rehearsals for the play Flare Path in London yesterday. She looks good – minus the too heavy and slathered-on red lipstick. Considering she was just in a theatre rehearsal, why the “hooker at night” lipstick? Nevermind, it’s Sienna. Anyway, Sienna has finally spoken out about her most recent split from Jude Law, and the subsequent rumors that she was boning every guy she saw post-split (and maybe even pre-split):

Sienna Miller finds suggestions she dumped Jude Law for a co-star “laughable”.

The 29-year-old actress — who called time on her 13-month relationship with the “Alfie” star in January — insists the split was “amicable and mutual”, and slammed recent rumours she is dating Joe Armstrong, who she stars with in London stage production “Flare Path,” as “ridiculous”.

She said: “I’m single! Poor Joe is like, ‘What’s going on?’ We all find it ridiculous and laughable. I do feel very picked apart by it. When two people have separated and have both stated that it’s amicable and mutual yet, regardless of that. It’s not a nice feeling to have people talk about you behind your back and for it not to be true and for you not to be able to retaliate.”

However, the “Edge of Love” star — who first dumped Jude in July 2005 after it was revealed he has been having an affair with his children’s nanny Daisy Wright – admitted it is “human instinct” to be selfish in relationships.

Sienna added to Time Out magazine: “I think there’s a human instinct to be selfish, especially in matters of the heart.”

[From Time Out via CTV]

Poor Sienna! Can’t she just bone people quietly without anyone saying anything? It reminds me of her reaction to being photographed topless with a married man – it was basically the same, “Woe is me, I’m SO MALIGNED” crap. Besides, given her sexual history, it does seem like the tabloids were picking off low-hanging fruit when they claimed she might be having a romance with any of the dudes she was photographed with immediately after her split from Jude. And seriously, it’s not like Sienna is one of the top celebrity women or anything – she’s a B/C-list actress who is more famous for who she dates and what she wears.

Speaking of Sienna being a victim, Now Magazine (a British tabloid) has a funny story about the on-going feud between Sienna and Kate Moss:

We know Kate Moss is never going to choose Sienna Miller as a bridesmaid, but after 8 years of feuding you’d think the two would be bored of falling out. Not yet, according to our spies!

Just weeks after Sienna, 29, and Jude Law called off their wedding, sources tell Now: ‘Kate’s delighted they’ve split for good and she’s been calling Jude to make sure he’s OK.’

To add insult to injury, 37-year-old model Kate, who’s planning a July wedding to fiancé Jamie Hince, has said she’ll help Jude find a new girlfriend.

‘She’s made sure he can come to her big day,’ says the pal, ‘and she’s promising to find him his dream woman by the end of the year.’

However, friends in camp Sienna tell us she’s peeved at Kate’s interference.

‘She’s finding Kate’s behaviour upsetting,’ says a friend. ‘She thinks it’s immature. She can’t believe Kate’s being so indiscreet.’

[From Now Magazine]

Hahaha, the idea of Sienna bitching out someone for being indiscreet is hilarious. Kate has been on Sienna’s ass ever since Sienna dated and dumped Rhys Ifans, a close friend of Kate’s. I believe that Kate even warned Sienna that if she (Sienna) broke Rhys’s heart, Kate would cut a bitch. Sienna promptly dumped Rhys for the very married Balthazar Getty, and Rhys eventually recovered from being Sienna’d.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are some new photos of Jude Law on the San Francisco set of Contagion, a film directed by Steven Soderbergh. Don’t ask me what Jude is doing. Considering the film title, my guess is that he’s supposed to be wearing some kind of protective half-suit which enables him to not be touched by the contagion. Or maybe he has the infection…? OMG, is this all about Sienna Miller’s Vadge of Doom?!? I will say this – I appreciate how germs apparently are resistant to cloth pants, because this hazmat suit only seems to be for the top half of the body. Maybe Jude’s dong is so radioactive, “the infection” won’t get near his bottom half? Perhaps the full title of the movie is Contagion: The Sienna Miller Story.

Anyway, the Daily Mail has another story in a continuing theme of “Sienna Miller will literally bone anybody”. Last week, just after Jude and Sienna’s breakup was announced, The Mail claimed that Sienna and Jude split up for various reasons, including her current “Head Drama Queen Of All” status, plus her rumored relationships with various men. In a new story over the weekend, The Mail claims that Sienna has been humping on Tom Sturridge, best known as: A) Robert Pattinson’s best friend, B) the dude Kristen Stewart is trying to bone in an effort to “breakup” Sparkles and Tom, or C) the dude who may have dated Carey Mulligan for a hot second.

Whatever drama there is around Sienna, it doesn’t seem to be affecting Jude, though. Apparently, we are witnessing the new-and-improved, maturing Jude. A source tells the Mail, “The last thing Jude wanted was a media circus. He has flown out to avoid the spotlight and will attend the Oscars alone. He regrets things did not work out with Sienna.” Good for him. That is, good for him until another pregnant chick turns up.

Photos courtesy of Fame.