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Last night was the annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball, and it got a pretty good turnout. Let’s start with who I consider the best-dressed of the evening, my lovely Uma Thurman. Uma wore this lovely green dress that makes her boobs look AMAZING. Her whole body looks great, honestly. The dress has a built-in corseted waist, Uma’s legs go on forever, and the sheer part of the top is flattering and surprisingly classy. Uma’s face looks slightly Botoxy, but I’m willing to forgive that. Bitch is 41 years old, and she looks great.
Next up: My vote for worst-dressed, Zoe Kravitz. It’s not even that I hate her Chanel dress. It’s the BANGS. Dear God, girl. I know it must suck to be without the Fassdong, but Fassbender-withdrawal is no reason for chopping off your hair and giving yourself these itty-bitty TRAUMAS. I’d also like to tweeze a few of those wayward eyebrow hairs, but I’m sure that’s just me.
Here’s Angie Harmon in Jean Fares Couture. She looks beautiful.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Louis Vuitton. I think the dress is cute enough – but that’s a problem, isn’t it? It would have been adorable on Zoe Kravitz. On SJP, it looks like an almost-50-year-old clinging to youth and girlishness. Plus, her hair is a wreck. My hair looks like this when I pull it back to wash my face at night.
I actually think Kevin Jonas and his wife look super-cute here. She looks especially nice.
And let’s end it on Adrien Brody. I just don’t know, this guy just seems like he reeks of Eau d’Ouchebag.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

































































































































