Here’s a link to a photo of Charlie and his three live-in loves

The headline sounds like a joke, only the reality conjures up nasty visions of coke fueled orgies with Charlie’s vacant crazy eyes and gold-filled mouth hanging open. I doubt the guy would be able to spend two days just relaxing at home and watching porn without smoking crack and inviting porn stars over. He needs to be surrounded by women who cater to him, and he needs constant entertainment.

Yesterday we heard that Charlie’s most recent ex wife, Brooke Mueller, has moved in with him, along with their twin boys and a nanny to watch the kids while Brooke gets high with Charlie. Brooke reportedly took Charlie up on his offer to buy her a house in the neighborhood, and is just shacking up with him temporarily while he finalizes the purchase of the home. We haven’t heard whether Denise Richards accepted Charlie’s offer of a house, and she seems too stable and levelheaded to take it seriously. Brooke joins Charlie and two other women, a model and a porn star, in living with him. ET Online has a photo of all of them posing together and both Charlie and Brooke looked cracked out of their skulls.

Charlie, Brooke, the porn star and the model are now all on vacation together in The Bahamas. Charlie reportedly flew them all out there on his private jet a couple of days ago.

I’m a little confused by both Radar and TMZ’s claim that the porn star, Bree Olsen, is Charlie’s girlfriend. I thought the new chick, Bong model Natalie Kenly, was the girlfriend. Since they’re all living and vacationing with Charlie I guess we can assume they’re all girlfriends.

Radar has a new interview with a woman Charlie paid to live with him last year. A very young-looking porn star tells their interviewer that she was with Charlie for four months and that he gave her something like $50 to $75 thousand dollars over that time. He would pay her $3 to $5 k in cash every time they met. It’s pretty dumb to tell that to the press. That money was tax free up until this point. I wonder if Charlie writes it off as an entertainment expense.

Also, Charlie Sheen’s dad Martin Sheen recently compared Charlie’s addition to cancer. He said “the disease of addiction is a form of cancer.” I get the disease model of addiction, I really do, but comparing it to cancer makes light of real diseases. Charlie is not a victim.

Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick went on vacation to Mexico to celebrate Britney’s 29th birthday. This comes on the heels of the scandal over the most-likely fake recordings of a Britney sound-alike telling her first ex husband, Jason Alexander, that Trawick was abusive. Maybe Britney and Jason had this whole trip planned before the recordings came out, or maybe they did it as a response to that and a sign of togetherness. Either way, they’re using this vacation for as much positive PR as possible. US Weekly has a whole story in their upcoming issue about their romantic getaway, and People had details yesterday. It just seems too heavy-handed to me when it was obvious to most people that those tapes of Britney were fake. She has a lot of fans though and her people want to make it seem like she’s fine after all she went through a couple years ago. Here’s US Weekly’s story:

Days after Star magazine and Radaronline published fake reports about Jason Trawick’s alleged physical abuse of girlfriend Britney Spears, the content pop singer and her beau of nearly two years were a world away from Hollywood: at a private, $5,000 per-night villa in Conchas Chinas, Mexico, as revealed in the new Us Weekly, out now.

The occasion? Spears’ 29th birthday Dec. 2 — and her former agent Trawick, 39, surprised the singer with a red-velvet cake shipped from L.A. and much more.

The happy duo shrugged off the false abuse rumor for their luxe Puerta Vallarta trip. “They did not allow it to get them down,” an insider tells Us.

In fact, Spears tells Us exclusively: “My birthday weekend away with Jason was amazing. Best birthday of my life!”

For much more details and pics from their romantic, luxe birthday getaway, pick up the new Us Weekly, out today.

[From US Weekly]

Yeah, we get it, they’re doing great and all. I’d be more likely to believe it if they went to Mexico and we weren’t privy to the details afterwards.

Meanwhile Britney went to a Walmart in LA with her bodyguard yesterday. She was dressed appropriately in a low cut silk top with a leopard print bra that was only partially visible. Her hair and makeup also looked decent and she looked thrilled to be out shopping. She’d do much more to further her image if she’d look as put together and happy as this on most outings.

Photo credit: Fame Pictures

Fresh off of last week’s epic two-part interview in The Sun, Lindsay Lohan decided to fart out another series of delusional, cracked-out quotes, this time to OK Magazine UK. She gave them an “exclusive” interview in which the most notable quote is “Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.” A vacation? Crackhead, please. Oh, wait, there’s also this gem: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” Like she’s f-cking Hemingway.

LINDSAY Lohan has exclusively revealed her trips to rehab have been like going on “vacation”. Actress Lindsay Lohan, who has been to rehab three times, told OK! Magazine her stints in the centre were like a “vacation” for her because they were positive experiences.

She told us: “Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.”

“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people.”

“It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. There were some things I had done… I had put myself in situations which I probably should have thought through.”

“But it was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”

And Lindsay says that despite her alcohol abuse in the past, she still occasionally has a celebratory drink, admitting: “It depends on the situation. I mean, yes…”

But the 23-year-old says her drinking was never as bad as it was made out to be.

When we asked if she’s careful around booze, she added: “Yeah. I mean, mind you, my drinking was never more than… I mean, here’s the thing, I have friends who would get so wasted at college. I have never been one to get drunk and act like that, that’s not who I am.

“When I was in school I didn’t drink, or even try one, until I was probably 18. Literally, and I’m not lying about that. I’m just some sort of a target for some reason! I’m made out all the time to be the bad guy!”

Lindsay says time in rehab helped her to gain control of her life – and she’s now penning a book about her experiences.

She told us: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

[From OK Magazine UK]

Eh. Lainey Gossip had an interesting theory about this wave of Lindsay Lohan interviews – Lainey thinks that Lindsay may be doing “exclusive” interviews as a way to get publications to put damaging stories on the back-burner. It’s a solid theory, considering people like Tiger Woods have done it. But this is Lindsay Lohan. What is so f-cking damaging to her rep at this point? A sex tape? It’s Lindsay, of course there’s a sex tape floating around. Drugs? Ah, YEAH. We already know that. So what could it possibly be? Nothing. What’s infinitely more likely, in my opinion, is that Lindsay is just giving interviews for the hell of it, to be relevant, because she thinks people care.

By the way, these photos are of Lindsay looking cracked-out at the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan. Cavalli himself was all over her. It’s pretty gross.

Lindsay Lohan at the Cavalli show in Milan on February 28, 2010. Credit: WENN. Photo of Lindsay Lohan courtesy of OK UK.

Kanye West has been having a rough month of it, y’all. Does anyone feel for him? Not really. But it does seem like Kanye has taken note of how many people were and are disgusted with him, and maybe he’s trying to change – not by going to rehab (as some hoped), but by possibly going on a “spiritual retreat” to India. Um… do you think Kanye read Eat, Pray, Love?

This comes after Kanye has had one of the worst months ever. The first was totally his fault – he got drunk on Hennessy at the VMAs and threw a hissy fit all over Taylor Swift’s VMA win. A week-long debacle followed, with Kanye apologizing several times in several different ways. A couple of weeks later, it was a charity concert in which Kanye once again acted like a baby, as reports surfaced that Kanye pitched a fit over chicken. After that it was the cancellation of his tour with Lady Gaga, and Beyonce’s idiotic defense of his VMA controversy – her defense was that Kanye was “standing up for art”. I’d need a spiritual retreat too after that mess:

The BET Hip-Hop Awards went uninterrupted Oct. 10, as Kanye West, who was nominated for nine awards, was a no-show. Just where was he? According to some reports, West was seeking refuge in India.

Friends of the musician say that he’s keeping his location private, but India isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

“Kanye might do some dumb things, but he’s smart,” said one source close to West. “He knows he needs to come back from this break changed, and that isn’t going to happen at some rehab overlooking the ocean. He goes to India, he has a chance to come back seeming like he learned something from what happened.”

Sources within the West camp say there’s no plan yet for him to step back into the spotlight soon any time soon. He’s still blogging, but performing is off the books for now. Not only did West recently cancel his tour with Lady Gaga (she’ll tour solo), but he’s also scrapped plans to perform a New Year’s Eve show at Madison Square Garden.

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

If this is true, it’s a really smart move, and one that I wish more troubled celebrities would employ. Just get out of the way, go away, don’t seek the press out, just lay low. Come back in six months or a year with some perspective and much will be forgiven. Do you think we could get Kate and Jon Gosselin to go on a spiritual retreat?

Sienna Miller’s got a new boyfriend! And his name is Slinky Wizard. Back on Wednesday, we identified Slinky Wizard’s real name as George Baker, but it looks like his real name is George Barker. Unfortunately, lots of sources are still using “Baker”. Anyway, Sienna and Slinky (couple name: Slinka) are vacationing together in Ibiza, Spain. The photos seem to be taken all over the place – Sienna partying on a yacht, on the docks, at a beachside café. Slinky is in most of the pictures, and at one point they’re even making out for the cameras. I guess Sienna’s message is “eat that, Balthy.” To which Rosetta Getty probably says, “Haha, I won, loser” to Sienna.

So, Sienna Miller in a white bikini. Meh. I always forget how skinny Sienna is. I get that she’s petite and all, but doesn’t she look rather emaciated in some of these pictures? Other than that, she looks pretty good. Good tan, great sun-kissed blonde hair with no product. There. I said something nice, okay?

As for Slinky, I don’t know what to make of him. He’s wearing an old-school pink visor in some of these photos, which makes me think he might be a little fey. I wouldn’t really call him handsome, but he’s not bad-looking. Tall guy, with a decent body that hasn’t seen a gym in a while. I guess we should all be breathing a sigh of relief, “At least he’s not married…” But you know Sienna. She’ll dump Slinky in a heartbeat as soon as something better (married?) comes along.

By the way, do you think Sienna calls him “Slinky” in bed?

Here’s Sienna and Slinky on holiday in Ibiza yesterday. Images thanks to INF Photo.

Radar is reporting that Mel Gibson’s estranged wife of 29 years, Robyn Gibson, has fled the country. Perhaps “fled” is the wrong word, but I tend to think it’s apt. Mel Gibson’s baby-mama, Oksana Grigorieva has been on a media blitz to promote her album, Beautiful Heartache. Robyn probably doesn’t want to listen to any of the press. Or maybe she just wanted to go on holiday with her youngest son, Tommy. Radar is also reporting that Mel and Robyn’s divorce is about to become final “within days” but has no mention of what kind of settlement Robyn will be getting. Mel is reportedly worth around $900 million, and some sources claim that Robyn could be getting half. My guess? She’ll probably walk away with around $200-300 million in cash, assets and property. Bring mama a mojito.

Earlier this week, we covered one of the interviews Oksana Grigorieva has been doing to promote her album. In that Reuters interview, Oksana did her best to come across like anything other than a vapid gold-digger. She actually seemed sympathetic at times (to me at least), but she did say some aggravating things, like: “How can I be judged for falling in love? We live in the same city. I don’t control who I meet… love is inexplicable… It’s not like I was planning to meet Mel specifically. Life happens. There was a working relationship for a long time. I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened.” Oksana also claimed that she and Mel had no specific plans to get married.

Oksana’s CNN interview was a lot of the same, but I thought I’d put some of highlights up. If you’d like to see the interview, CNN has it. Oksana calls Mel a “visionary” (barf) and claims that she and Mel aren’t going to find out the sex of the baby. But how will they pick out a name? Oh, right. “Cash Money” works for a boy or a girl:

“Beautiful Heartache” was released to iTunes on July 23 by Icon Distribution, Mel Gibson’s company, which up until now has handled only soundtracks for his movies.

“He’s an incredible artist,” Grigorieva said. “A visionary. He enabled me to produce this album, for my music to live.”

Grigorieva and Gibson were first photographed together on the set of his movie “Edge of Darkness,” according to People magazine. Grigorieva is pregnant with Gibson’s child and is to give birth this year.

She said the couple has opted not to learn the sex of the child. It will be her second child, after Alexander, her 12-year-old son with actor Timothy Dalton.

“I’m already buying things in gender-neutral colors. It’s very cute,” she chuckled.
Alexander, she added, is excited about having a sibling. “He’s like a little man, protecting me. He’s looking forward to it very much.”

Grigorieva says she and Gibson have no immediate plans for marriage. “We don’t know yet. We haven’t really talked about it,” she admitted.

She acknowledged that her relationship with Gibson has given her a unique opportunity to present her skills. “If you think about it, every talent needs a serious push and help from somebody who is stronger, because it’s pretty much impossible for anybody to succeed in this industry. So I’ve become very lucky, and I’m very grateful… You don’t control the situations or the people you meet. I did not plan this. I’m just doing what I’ve always been doing. It’s not like I’ve changed my goals at all.”

In the meantime, Grigorieva is adapting to life in the public eye.

“It hasn’t been too bad, actually. There was a period of time where it was a little bit difficult, but now it’s much better,” she said.

Before embarking on limited press for the new album, Gibson did offer a few words of advice, she added: “Just be myself and speak the truth. What I most like to talk about is my music and ‘Beautiful Heartache.’ And that’s pretty much it.

[From CNN]

When she’s not yawn-inducing, she makes me queasy. This whole operation makes me queasy, actually. Mel and his money (and his public relations team) are trying to sell a better, more wholesome version of Oksana and their relationship to the public. It’s very transparent, and it isn’t working. I hate gold-diggers who play the victim. The real victim of all of this is named Robyn, and she’s laying on a beach somewhere sipping a Mojito.

Robyn Gibson is shown out in 2000. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .