The Kardashian-Jenner family is currently vacationing in Greece. There’s a yacht involved, and any number of rather pervy photos of the young Jenner girls in skimpy bikinis (I refuse to use those pics). Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Kendall are all there, as well as Bruce and Kris Jenner and at least one of Bruce’s sons. Fame/Flynet says Lamar Odom isn’t there, and I suspect that Scott Disick sat this one out too because I saw some photos in London on Friday night. I also suspect Kanye West was not there – perhaps he flew back to Paris after his appearance in New York with Kim (where he looked like her hostage).

I wasn’t even going to talk much about these photos until I realized that poor Kim was the only one in a muumuu for all of these particular photos. Imagine going to Greece and spending time on a yacht only to have to wear a muumuu the whole time! I did see pics of Kim in a bikini at some point though, we just don’t have those pics (you can see them here). Again, I’m not saying Kim is “fat” nor do I want other people to call her that. But I am simply amazed by how it really seems like her ass is pregnant. It’s mesmerizing. Also – I guess I’m calling BS on her due date being mid-July. I think she’s due a lot sooner.

According to Us Weekly, Kim & Kompany will be in Greece for 10 days. And they’re filming the whole thing for their reality show too. Eh.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

CB and I have had an ongoing conversation about Duchess Kate over the years. CB tends to give Duchess Kate more of a break, her opinion being that Kate simply isn’t ambitious and having no ambition isn’t a crime. As you know by now, I do tend to take a harsher point of view – that Kate definitely has ambitions, but her ambitions are about “marrying a prince” and “wearing expensive clothes” and “living in a castle” and “going on ten vacations a year”. Anyone who basically puts her life on hold for nine years to wait for a dude to propose definitely has ambitions, in my mind, but those ambitions are not quite as admirable as, say, a medical student’s ambitions.

Anyway, Kate managed to funnel her ambitions and energy into two of her absolutely favorite activities over the weekend, and it’s notable because it’s taken her this long to realize that she could take a vacation AND go shopping AT THE SAME TIME. Happy days are here again!!!!!

As she looks forward to furnishing two new homes, the Duchess of Cambridge was on the hunt for bargains over the weekend. Kate and a group of friends descended on the antique shops of Holt and nearby Fakenham in north Norfolk on Saturday.

The towns are close to Anmer Hall, which has been widely tipped as the Duchess and Prince William’s home after the birth of their baby in July. At the same time the couple will shortly be moving into their new London base at Kensington Palace.

By visiting Holt, Kate is following in the footsteps of her stepmother-in-law, the Duchess of Cornwall, who likes to shop there.

However, the six-months pregnant Duchess left Mews Antique Emporium, which sells furniture, books and collectibles, empty-handed. She spent 30 minutes looking in all 11 rooms, but failed to find anything to catch her eye.

A friend explains: ‘Kate has good taste but she prefers a more contemporary style.’

Says a spokesman for the Emporium: ‘The Duchess looked radiant and well. She was happy to mingle with other customers and security was very low key. No purchases were made by the Duchess, although some were made by her friends.’

[From The Mail]

Gosh, when was the last time Kate and William spent a weekend in Wales? Chuckle. Us Weekly also has a story about Kate’s shopping excursion, but they make it sound like she was taking photos so that some underling could come back at a future time to actually “purchase” (how peasanty!) the items:

Wearing a purple sweater under a brown-leather vest by the Really Wild Clothing Company, the 31-year-old Duchess browsed the wares at Sue Rivett Antiques, the Fakenham Antique Center, and Mews Antique Emporium. A source told Us Weekly she was looking at vases and snapping pictures of pieces of her phone. “She seems to be very organized in her home decorating,” the onlooker said.

Another eyewitness noted that Middleton’s baby bump was on full display. “She was showing,” the source told Us. “She didn’t have a coat on as it wasn’t that cold…She looked beautiful.”

Indeed, a spokesman for Mews Antique Emporium said Prince William’s wife “looked radiant and well” on her brief shopping trip. “She was happy to mingle with other customers,” the spokesman told Us, adding that “no purchases were made by the Duchess, although some were made by her friends.”

Meanwhile, in another part of the U.K., Middleton’s husband and his brother, Prince Harry, were spotted at a friend’s bachelor party at the The Feathers Inn pub in the village of Hedley on the Hill, Stocksfield, Northumberland. “It was civilized, but they were all drinking a lot after eating dinner there,” a local told Us of the fete. “William seemed quite rosy-cheeked.”

[From Us Weekly]

So, while Kate and some friends went antiquing in the country, William and Harry went to a bachelor party in Northumberland? One theory is that William and Kate have been together for more than a decade and there are no surprises, thus there are no worries or petty concerns about what might happen at a bachelor party. Another theory? Kate gets to decorate her multiple homes however she likes and that’s her priority and William gets to do whatever he likes and she doesn’t get to say anything about it.

Oh, and have you heard the latest rumor about the royal baby names? According to British betting firms, “Diana” and “Elizabeth” aren’t the sure-bet names everyone once thought they would be. Apparently, “Alexandra” has had a late surge. Other bets are being placed on Carole, Victoria, Mary, Margaret and Phillippa. How about this… Alexandra Diana Elizabeth Carole? If they called a baby girl “Alexandra” would her nickname be “Alex” or “Alexi”? Or something else entirely? Huh. Sometimes Alexanders and Alexandras are called “Sasha” too, right?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

To start I’d just like to send congratulations to my parents, since today is their 45th wedding anniversary. This story seemed the best place to do it given the theme. My parents haven’t renewed their vows at any point, and that’s not really their style, but they should do it in five years maybe. It’s a nice way to celebrate decades of marriage. (Sidenote: I once went to a vow renewal party for a sweet older couple, I believe it was their 40th anniversary, and the husband died a few years later of non-hodgkin’s lymphoma. I know that’s a horrible story, but it kind of brings it home to me why people have vow renewal ceremonies, to celebrate their love and life together. Gah I’m getting teary now.)

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, haven’t been married a decade yet but they’ve surely gone through a lot since marrying in city hall in NYC in 2005. (I’m just making assumptions since they have four kids.) The two had a vow renewal ceremony, attended by their daughters and about 50 guests, at a five star resort in St. Lucia over the weekend. As we heard about a month ago, Damon rented out the entire Sugar Beach resort for a week at an estimated cost of over a million. He can certainly afford it, and the details make it sound romantic and relaxing:

Who’s kissing Matt Damon? Luciana Barrosso, his wife of nearly eight years! The Hollywood couple said “I do” all over again Saturday, April 13 in a romantic vow renewal ceremony on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia, Us Weekly can confirm. The Promised Land star, 42, rented out St. Lucia’s entire Sugar Beach Resort — at a hefty six-figure price — for the weekend in honor of the happy occasion, with around 50 guests, including Damon’s BFF Ben Affleck and wife Jennifer Garner.

An eyewitness tells Us that Damon and the bride exchanged vows under thatched roofs right at sunset — with the groom wearing a tan-colored suit and flip-flops, and the bride, 36, donning a cream-colored gown featuring a sequined belt at the waist. The couple’s daughters — Isabella, 6, Gia, 4, Stella, 2, and Alexia, Luciana’s daughter from a previous marriage — wore light-colored dresses to match their mom. After the 15-minute ceremony, guests (all of them wearing shades of cream and ivory) were escorted onto the beach for a cocktail reception (completely with Tiki torches).

“This isn’t a ‘Hollywood’ wedding,” one insider tells Us. “Matt wanted it to be fun, happy and private. He felt like Luciana deserves this, first and foremost.”

Explains another source of the locale: “This is the perfect place for this wedding. You can [go] here for serenity.”

The actor, director and Oscar-winning screenwriter first wed the Argentina-born former bartender in a private civil ceremony in December 2005.

“They’ve wanted to do it for a long time,” another pal says of the vow renewal. “They had a tiny ceremony the first time, and wanted to celebrate with family and friends.”

[From US Weekly]

E! has the news that Jimmy Kimmel officiated the wedding! That must have been awesome and so much fun. They also have a more complete list of the famous guests who came, including Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chelsea Clinton, Robert DeNiro & Grace Hightower, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski, Don Cheadle & Brigid Coulter, Chris Hemsworth & Elsa Pataky, and of course Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. What I wouldn’t have given to have been a guest at that party. As a consolation prize, I would love to see some photos, but I doubt there will be any. Damon doesn’t seem like the type to release a photo of his wedding and you know he didn’t invite the paps.

E! also lets us know that Luciana’s dress was custom Naeem Khan, who is a personal friend of the Damons. I’m just wondering if Luciana wore her “I’m f*king Matt Damon” t-shirt at any point during the week. She’s said that she has one, and that she wears it with pride. Congratulations to Matt and Luciana!

This photo is from January, 2012:

photo credit: FameFlynet, WENN and PRPhotos

Hewitt at the airport on May 22. Credit: FameFlynet

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a long history of dating her coworkers. She also has a long history of getting involved fast, falling hard, and the publicly pressuring her boyfriend into giving her a ring. So I’m reading this latest story about how she just spent a week in Tahiti with a co-star with some skepticism. If it really happened, then she just put aside her business commitments, her friends, and her busy life for a whole week in order to foot the bill on a romantic vacation with a guy she’s probably been dating less than a month. (I mean this is the first I’m hearing of him and she usually tells the press almost immediately after she dates someone.) The Enquirer frames this like she was “testing” her new man to see if the romance was there, and they mention that they’ve been dating since April. Pressure!

Jennifer Love Hewitt wanted to give her “Client List” co-star a romantic “test drive,” so she took him on a secret getaway to the South Pacific.

The actress has stepped up her relationship with 33 year-old Brian Hallisay. In mid-May, she treated him to a week-long tropical retreat at the secluded Yasawa Island Resort & Spa in Fiji.

“Jennifer is nuts about Brian, but she wanted to 100 percent sure so she took him on the vacation,” a close source told The Enquirer.

“She said this was going to be the test. If they could get along for a week with no distractions, then she’d be ready to go public with their romance.”

The love match, first disclosed by The Enquirer in April, soared to new heights during the island retreat – and 33 year-old Jennifer is thrilled, say sources.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 6, 2012.

Hewitt sort-of denied the earlier story that she was dating Hallisay. She tweeted that she was single, which isn’t exactly saying that she’s not dating him. I checked J.Love’s Twitter and she did go silent for a week in the middle of May, tweeting on May 14th: “Need to zen out tweet free for a week… Gonna work on book two! Xo.” Then she tweeted on May 22 “Hello lovelys!! Im back! Needed a week to just be with a group of friends, write, sleep and rest! Missed ya! Xoxo.” At least she’s not tweeting vacation photos and direct messages to her new guy. She’s sort of playing it close to her chest, so that’s something.

On one hand a week long vacation with a new person is romantic. It shows that you’re fun, spontaneous and ready to be there for your new partner. On the other, what does that say to a guy you just started dating when you drop absolutely everything to spend an entire week with him? Does it give the message he’s more important to you than your friends and whatever you have going on back home?

I don’t have a problem with Hewitt footing the bill, considering that she’s a wealthy woman. I hope this works out for her and that she’s happy and found “the one.” It would just be nice to read a story about her acting elusive for once.

Update: as many of you are pointing out, Hewitt was rumored to be dating another co-star, Collin Egglesfield, late last month. That probably fizzled out before she hooked up with this other guy.

This is Hallisay in 2008. There is a more recent photo of him here. He’s hot! Hewitt likes dark-haired men, doesn’t she?

photo credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com

I told you this would happen! I said it would happen last week, and my predication came to fruition. As soon as Prince William arrived home from his six/seven-week training exercise in the Falkland Islands, William and his wife arranged for yet another vacation. Now, I actually understand why they felt the need for a vacation this time around – William is probably tired, and he wanted to spend some quality time with his wife. As for Duchess Kate… well, she worked her fingers to the bone while William was away! I’m only being partly factitious too – she had two to three public events a week while William was away, and that’s the most work she’s ever done. She needed a vacation too! The only thing that surprises me is that it sounds like they just went away for a weekend – I would have expected something longer.

It was on Switzerland’s beautiful, snowy slopes that Kate and William were pictured sharing their first public kiss. So a high-end ski resort in the Alps was the perfect place for the Prince to choose for a romantic weekend with his wife.

The Duke of Cambridge is whisking Kate away on holiday to make up for missing Valentine’s Day, following a long six weeks apart in which he has been flying a helicopter for the RAF in the Falklands.

The royal couple had a joyful reunion earlier this week at RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire.

It ended a long spell apart, in which the Duchess of Cambridge has thrown herself into her role, making solo public appearances at military and charity events. The 30-year-old’s elegant poise has won widespread approbation, on outings that included two trips with the Queen, as part of the monarch’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations, and a hockey game with the GB squad at the Olympic Park.

Kate and William were first seen skiing in Switzerland in 2004, and they had their first photographed kiss there two years later, with both holidays taking place at the resort of Klosters.

This time, they will stay in an elegant chalet at Verbier, according to the Daily Mirror. The high-end resort has been popular with the royal family for years, with Prince Andrew and Prince Edward having celebrated birthdays there, and Prince Harry spending New Year’s Eve partying on its slopes. Princess Eugenie held a low-key 18th birthday party at Verbier.

William, 29, has been serving as a Sea King pilot in the South Atlantic, while his wife of less than a year has admitted to missing him ‘desperately’.

Last year the ski-mad couple reportedly cancelled a planned trip to the slopes over fears it would not be appropriate in recession-hit times. A Clarence House spokesperson yesterday declined to comment on their holiday plans.

[From The Mail]

A royal source told the Daily Mirror: “William missed Kate terribly when he was away. They spent Valentine’s Day apart and he has been thinking for some time how to make it up to his wife. He wants a reunion in the most romantic possible fashion. They’ve had some brilliant times skiing, and William decided a getaway in Switzerland, where they can wear goggles and hats and go around unnoticed, would be perfect. Kate was delighted when he eventually told her about his plans and cannot wait for the pair to spend some quality time together.” So maybe it’s not just for a weekend? Maybe they’ll be spending a week or so? As I said, I understand why this vacation, why now, etc. I’m sure they did miss each other, and I think it’s sweet and lovely that they are prioritizing spending time together. But… Kate and William take SO many vacations. They always have! In their nine-year courtship, I swear, they took about a dozen vacations a year. Substantial, two-week vacations at a time, which add up to quite a lot of “downtime”.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Here’s a link to a photo of Charlie and his three live-in loves

The headline sounds like a joke, only the reality conjures up nasty visions of coke fueled orgies with Charlie’s vacant crazy eyes and gold-filled mouth hanging open. I doubt the guy would be able to spend two days just relaxing at home and watching porn without smoking crack and inviting porn stars over. He needs to be surrounded by women who cater to him, and he needs constant entertainment.

Yesterday we heard that Charlie’s most recent ex wife, Brooke Mueller, has moved in with him, along with their twin boys and a nanny to watch the kids while Brooke gets high with Charlie. Brooke reportedly took Charlie up on his offer to buy her a house in the neighborhood, and is just shacking up with him temporarily while he finalizes the purchase of the home. We haven’t heard whether Denise Richards accepted Charlie’s offer of a house, and she seems too stable and levelheaded to take it seriously. Brooke joins Charlie and two other women, a model and a porn star, in living with him. ET Online has a photo of all of them posing together and both Charlie and Brooke looked cracked out of their skulls.

Charlie, Brooke, the porn star and the model are now all on vacation together in The Bahamas. Charlie reportedly flew them all out there on his private jet a couple of days ago.

I’m a little confused by both Radar and TMZ’s claim that the porn star, Bree Olsen, is Charlie’s girlfriend. I thought the new chick, Bong model Natalie Kenly, was the girlfriend. Since they’re all living and vacationing with Charlie I guess we can assume they’re all girlfriends.

Radar has a new interview with a woman Charlie paid to live with him last year. A very young-looking porn star tells their interviewer that she was with Charlie for four months and that he gave her something like $50 to $75 thousand dollars over that time. He would pay her $3 to $5 k in cash every time they met. It’s pretty dumb to tell that to the press. That money was tax free up until this point. I wonder if Charlie writes it off as an entertainment expense.

Also, Charlie Sheen’s dad Martin Sheen recently compared Charlie’s addition to cancer. He said “the disease of addiction is a form of cancer.” I get the disease model of addiction, I really do, but comparing it to cancer makes light of real diseases. Charlie is not a victim.

Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick went on vacation to Mexico to celebrate Britney’s 29th birthday. This comes on the heels of the scandal over the most-likely fake recordings of a Britney sound-alike telling her first ex husband, Jason Alexander, that Trawick was abusive. Maybe Britney and Jason had this whole trip planned before the recordings came out, or maybe they did it as a response to that and a sign of togetherness. Either way, they’re using this vacation for as much positive PR as possible. US Weekly has a whole story in their upcoming issue about their romantic getaway, and People had details yesterday. It just seems too heavy-handed to me when it was obvious to most people that those tapes of Britney were fake. She has a lot of fans though and her people want to make it seem like she’s fine after all she went through a couple years ago. Here’s US Weekly’s story:

Days after Star magazine and Radaronline published fake reports about Jason Trawick’s alleged physical abuse of girlfriend Britney Spears, the content pop singer and her beau of nearly two years were a world away from Hollywood: at a private, $5,000 per-night villa in Conchas Chinas, Mexico, as revealed in the new Us Weekly, out now.

The occasion? Spears’ 29th birthday Dec. 2 — and her former agent Trawick, 39, surprised the singer with a red-velvet cake shipped from L.A. and much more.

The happy duo shrugged off the false abuse rumor for their luxe Puerta Vallarta trip. “They did not allow it to get them down,” an insider tells Us.

In fact, Spears tells Us exclusively: “My birthday weekend away with Jason was amazing. Best birthday of my life!”

For much more details and pics from their romantic, luxe birthday getaway, pick up the new Us Weekly, out today.

[From US Weekly]

Yeah, we get it, they’re doing great and all. I’d be more likely to believe it if they went to Mexico and we weren’t privy to the details afterwards.

Meanwhile Britney went to a Walmart in LA with her bodyguard yesterday. She was dressed appropriately in a low cut silk top with a leopard print bra that was only partially visible. Her hair and makeup also looked decent and she looked thrilled to be out shopping. She’d do much more to further her image if she’d look as put together and happy as this on most outings.

Photo credit: Fame Pictures

Fresh off of last week’s epic two-part interview in The Sun, Lindsay Lohan decided to fart out another series of delusional, cracked-out quotes, this time to OK Magazine UK. She gave them an “exclusive” interview in which the most notable quote is “Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.” A vacation? Crackhead, please. Oh, wait, there’s also this gem: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” Like she’s f-cking Hemingway.

LINDSAY Lohan has exclusively revealed her trips to rehab have been like going on “vacation”. Actress Lindsay Lohan, who has been to rehab three times, told OK! Magazine her stints in the centre were like a “vacation” for her because they were positive experiences.

She told us: “Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.”

“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people.”

“It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. There were some things I had done… I had put myself in situations which I probably should have thought through.”

“But it was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”

And Lindsay says that despite her alcohol abuse in the past, she still occasionally has a celebratory drink, admitting: “It depends on the situation. I mean, yes…”

But the 23-year-old says her drinking was never as bad as it was made out to be.

When we asked if she’s careful around booze, she added: “Yeah. I mean, mind you, my drinking was never more than… I mean, here’s the thing, I have friends who would get so wasted at college. I have never been one to get drunk and act like that, that’s not who I am.

“When I was in school I didn’t drink, or even try one, until I was probably 18. Literally, and I’m not lying about that. I’m just some sort of a target for some reason! I’m made out all the time to be the bad guy!”

Lindsay says time in rehab helped her to gain control of her life – and she’s now penning a book about her experiences.

She told us: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

[From OK Magazine UK]

Eh. Lainey Gossip had an interesting theory about this wave of Lindsay Lohan interviews – Lainey thinks that Lindsay may be doing “exclusive” interviews as a way to get publications to put damaging stories on the back-burner. It’s a solid theory, considering people like Tiger Woods have done it. But this is Lindsay Lohan. What is so f-cking damaging to her rep at this point? A sex tape? It’s Lindsay, of course there’s a sex tape floating around. Drugs? Ah, YEAH. We already know that. So what could it possibly be? Nothing. What’s infinitely more likely, in my opinion, is that Lindsay is just giving interviews for the hell of it, to be relevant, because she thinks people care.

By the way, these photos are of Lindsay looking cracked-out at the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan. Cavalli himself was all over her. It’s pretty gross.

Lindsay Lohan at the Cavalli show in Milan on February 28, 2010. Credit: WENN. Photo of Lindsay Lohan courtesy of OK UK.

Kanye West has been having a rough month of it, y’all. Does anyone feel for him? Not really. But it does seem like Kanye has taken note of how many people were and are disgusted with him, and maybe he’s trying to change – not by going to rehab (as some hoped), but by possibly going on a “spiritual retreat” to India. Um… do you think Kanye read Eat, Pray, Love?

This comes after Kanye has had one of the worst months ever. The first was totally his fault – he got drunk on Hennessy at the VMAs and threw a hissy fit all over Taylor Swift’s VMA win. A week-long debacle followed, with Kanye apologizing several times in several different ways. A couple of weeks later, it was a charity concert in which Kanye once again acted like a baby, as reports surfaced that Kanye pitched a fit over chicken. After that it was the cancellation of his tour with Lady Gaga, and Beyonce’s idiotic defense of his VMA controversy – her defense was that Kanye was “standing up for art”. I’d need a spiritual retreat too after that mess:

The BET Hip-Hop Awards went uninterrupted Oct. 10, as Kanye West, who was nominated for nine awards, was a no-show. Just where was he? According to some reports, West was seeking refuge in India.

Friends of the musician say that he’s keeping his location private, but India isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

“Kanye might do some dumb things, but he’s smart,” said one source close to West. “He knows he needs to come back from this break changed, and that isn’t going to happen at some rehab overlooking the ocean. He goes to India, he has a chance to come back seeming like he learned something from what happened.”

Sources within the West camp say there’s no plan yet for him to step back into the spotlight soon any time soon. He’s still blogging, but performing is off the books for now. Not only did West recently cancel his tour with Lady Gaga (she’ll tour solo), but he’s also scrapped plans to perform a New Year’s Eve show at Madison Square Garden.

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

If this is true, it’s a really smart move, and one that I wish more troubled celebrities would employ. Just get out of the way, go away, don’t seek the press out, just lay low. Come back in six months or a year with some perspective and much will be forgiven. Do you think we could get Kate and Jon Gosselin to go on a spiritual retreat?

Sienna Miller’s got a new boyfriend! And his name is Slinky Wizard. Back on Wednesday, we identified Slinky Wizard’s real name as George Baker, but it looks like his real name is George Barker. Unfortunately, lots of sources are still using “Baker”. Anyway, Sienna and Slinky (couple name: Slinka) are vacationing together in Ibiza, Spain. The photos seem to be taken all over the place – Sienna partying on a yacht, on the docks, at a beachside café. Slinky is in most of the pictures, and at one point they’re even making out for the cameras. I guess Sienna’s message is “eat that, Balthy.” To which Rosetta Getty probably says, “Haha, I won, loser” to Sienna.

So, Sienna Miller in a white bikini. Meh. I always forget how skinny Sienna is. I get that she’s petite and all, but doesn’t she look rather emaciated in some of these pictures? Other than that, she looks pretty good. Good tan, great sun-kissed blonde hair with no product. There. I said something nice, okay?

As for Slinky, I don’t know what to make of him. He’s wearing an old-school pink visor in some of these photos, which makes me think he might be a little fey. I wouldn’t really call him handsome, but he’s not bad-looking. Tall guy, with a decent body that hasn’t seen a gym in a while. I guess we should all be breathing a sigh of relief, “At least he’s not married…” But you know Sienna. She’ll dump Slinky in a heartbeat as soon as something better (married?) comes along.

By the way, do you think Sienna calls him “Slinky” in bed?

Here’s Sienna and Slinky on holiday in Ibiza yesterday. Images thanks to INF Photo.