- Hohan is a clumsy coke fiend (DListed)
- The Olsen Monkeys swing to the Costume Institute Gala (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Alba to host the MTV movie awards (Glitterati)
- Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up (Hollywood Rag)
- David Spade Loves Leftovers (IDLYITW)
- JLo fires her agent (PopSugar)
- MC Hammer’s prematurely born son comes home from the hospital (CityRag)
- Halle Berry wants to adopt (WWTDD)
- Jennifer Aniston is clingy (A Socialite’s Life)

It came out about two weeks ago that Katie Holmes was following the Buff Brides program to get back in shape. It was said that she met personally with Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides. Sue is a close friend of the family, and we reported that it was not true that Katie had met with her.

Now everyone is up in arms because Tom Cruise is supposedly overseeing Katie’s shape-up plan, but they’re basing that on quotes from Sue Fleming which are false.

Several newspapers are running the same story in which Buff Brides fitness guru Sue Fleming says that Tom managed Katie’s fitness program and that he brought her to tears by saying that he wanted her to be a beautiful bride. We e-mailed with Sue today, and she assured us that she did not say the following:

Maybe another trainer said this, but Sue Fleming did not. Sue’s never even met with Katie Holmes, and these quotes are definitely not from her.

Meanwhile Katie’s dad is said to be quite pissed that Katie is exercising so much, but given the fact that the quotes from Sue Fleming are totally fabricated, it sounds like this is made up too:

Those quotes from Katie’s dad sound fake too, don’t they? Who says things like “I simply can’t go along with what is happening?” In fact this whole story stinks of b.s., but it’s getting carried by plenty of newspapers. People want to believe that Tom is so controlling that he’s telling Katie exactly how to work out.

Tom Cruise actually attended the Mexico City premiere of Mission Impossible 3 on Monday. He seems to care more about his fans than his wife and new baby. No other stars from the movie, not even secondary ones, appear in the premiere pictures so it can be assumed that he’s the only one who went. If I’m wrong let me know.

When asked about Suri at a press conference, he said: “The hours go by so quickly, as I just stare at her.” He also dismissed claims that he ate the baby’s placenta, calling them “ridiculous.” You said it, Tom.

Here’s a brief video of excerpts from Tom’s press conference in Mexico. He discusses MI3’s director, JJ Abrams, and baby Suri. He seems distracted, tired, and out of sorts.

And here are pictures of him basking in the attention.

The Scoop reports that Lindsay Lohan moved in on Paris Hilton’s man while she was in Austria this weekend making a half a million dollars for hosting a rock concert. You snooze, you lose, Paris.

There are pictures of Paris wearing a wig in a dumb attempt to go incognito while out on a date with Leinart, a USC quarterback, but for now they’re low res. Once the big versions are online, we’ll post them. (Update: TMZ has a video of the two together)

In the past few weeks, Lohan was said to be upset to find her fuck buddy Brett Ratner in bed with a gorgeous model, prompting a cat fight in Ratner’s driveway. She also was said to be dating Keira Knightly’s ex, Jamie Dornan. Plus, she just broke her foot. Can’t the girl slow down?

Here is Lohan at a press conference for the terrible movie Just my Luck and Hilton arriving at LAX.

Update Paris supposedly broke up with Stavros because she didn’t want to party on his boat with him all summer. Who can keep up?

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Nicole Richie admits she’s thin in an upcoming interview for Vanity Fair, and confesses that she has seen a doctor and a nutritionist about it:

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About two weeks ago, Richie said she realized she was thin, but was nonchalant about it.

Richie wears a red string bracelet on her right hand, a symbol of anorexic pride. It seems like she’s perfectly aware that she doesn’t eat but is in denial about how severe it is and won’t admit it outright to the press. At least she’s trying to get help, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and therapy.

In related news, there is a picture of supposed coke residue after Nicole Richie left a bathroom stall, but the evidence is unconvincing and seems fabricated.

Here she is in La Quinta, CA at a Coachella Party. We realize that Taryn Manning is holding a little pipe in one of the pictures since everyone has pointed this out. They’ve also noticed that Nicole seems to have lost some her hair. Hair loss is a sign of anorexia.

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Tom Cruise and Jamie Oliver appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. CBS has a video clip (link leads to page, not direct video) of the episode, but I turned off pop-up blocking in both Firefox and IE and could not get it to work. It’s probably because I refuse to install RealPlayer. Maybe you’ll have better luck with it.

Tom has written a rambling article for Time’s 100 People Who Shape Our World issue in which he praises MI3 director J.J. Abrams. His writing reminds me of this crazy guy I worked for in 1998 who ran a dot com. He used words like synergy and turn-key and it was impossible to figure out what he was talking about. (Here’s a web economy bullshit generator that can give you a good idea.)

Some choice excerpts from Tom’s article:

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Doesn’t Tom have someone that could have edited this for him? It’s terrible!

Shaquille O’Neal and his wife Shaunie had a baby girl early Tuesday morning. It is their fourth child:
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We reported earlier that Quentin Tarantino would direct a Jimi Hendrix movie, but it turns out that was a rumor.
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We reported on the main blog that Britney is going to hold a press conference on Thursday. People expect that she will announce a possible pregnancy
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The Mirror claims to have an exclusive today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have bought a mansion in a Chicago suburb, but we read about it several days ago at Bricks and Stones.

The Mirror reports:

Bricks and Stones even had these lovely interior photos of their new home.

Now that Jen and Vince have officially shacked up, maybe she’ll be more secure about their relationship. She supposedly asked him to call off a movie project that would have him filming in England for three months, because she didn’t want to be alone.