Shocking – SHOCKING – allegations have been printed in the New York Post that Kendra Wilkinson isn’t really Hef’s girlfriend – and she wants to leave his show The Girls Next Door. The Post claims that Kendra, 21, was just cast to add some youth next to the practically prehistoric Bridget Marquardt, 34, and Holly Madison, 28. They also claim that Kendra breaks all the rules, like not dating anyone but Hef. That’s right, Hef can (try to) boink all three women at once, but they’re only allowed eyes for him.

“Holly and Bridget hate her,” a friend of Wilkinson told Page Six. “They’re totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She’s got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They’re just sitting there hangin’ with Hef.”

The friend expounds, “Kendra was never really Hef’s girlfriend. She was cast for the show [E!’s ‘The Girls Next Door’] because Bridget and Holly are old, and they needed a young hot girl for Hef. She was selected from a bunch of Playmate wannabes.” Wilkinson is said to be eyeing her exit from “The Girls Next Door” and the famed mansion next season. “She’s definitely out,” her friend said. “There are too many rules and Holly and Bridget want her gone. They’re so mean to her.”

Wilkinson has had a hard time sticking to the rules of the Playboy mansion - which include a curfew and a strict “no dating other men” line. “She goes out all the time really late and parties,” her pal says. “She’s definitely been linked with other guys . . . She likes rappers and sports guys.”

[From the New York Post]

You can just hear Kendra bitching to the aforementioned friend, “But all the other bunnies are mean to me!!” Interestingly, most of the rumors that have been floating around about her for the last several years are that she is indeed dating other people – other women.

Playboy’s rep of course denied that there were any problems, and told the Post, “‘Hef has always been clear that the girls were his girlfriends before the show was even signed off on. ‘” Sadly on that show it is pretty hard to tell what’s real and what’s made up for the cameras. Fancy doggy birthday party? Totally real. People going at it in the grotto while a flamingo tapes the whole thing to put on the internet later? Partly real. Kendra wanting to get it on with Hugh Hefner? Probably not so real.

Here’s : Kendra Wilkinson leaving Coco de Ville nightclub where she celebrated her birthday in L.A. on June 10th. Images thanks to WENN.

The second happiest place on earth isn’t so happy after all. The fur is flying at the Playboy mansion. Who would ever have thought that putting three vain, quasi-famous nude models in the same house would be problematic? Especially when they’re all hooking up with the same rich guy? I know! Sounds like a recipe for harmony and happiness to me. But apparently some people just can’t appreciate a good thing – and two of the three girlfriends of Hugh Hefner are fighting like cats and dogs.

TMZ spies tell us Hef’s number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist … causing major drama with the staff and on the set of “The Girls Next Door.” We’re told everyone “hates” Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef’s other Bunny-in-Waiting.

It’s gotten so bad, those two can’t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that’s posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she’s Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.

Our spies also say Holly’s ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag’s spreads — which is not going over well with longtime employees.

For their part, “Girls” producers tell us they’re “not aware” of any rift between the ladies — affecting the show or life at the Mansion.

[From TMZ]

I’m kind of embarrassed to admit that I actually have seen this show a couple of times, despite my loudly proclaimed hatred of non-scripted television. It’s pretty obvious that Kendra and Holly don’t like each other, even if they’re technically nice to one another on the air. They’re total opposites. Kendra has often been rumored to be bisexual or gay, and is definitely more of a tough tomboy type. Holly is uber girlie, and has told everyone who will listen that she wants to have Hef’s baby. I really doubt that’s because she’s so in love with him – but it’d be a great payday for sure.

Something tells me this can all be solved with a good old fashioned pillow fight. As can most things.

Header of Bridget Marquardt, Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison, and Kendra Wilkinson at AFI’s Lifetime achievement award honoring Warren Beatty on June 12th. Below, Hef and the girls at the Playboy Jazz Festival in Los Angeles on June 14th. Images thanks to WENN.

28 year-old Holly Madison is the leader of the pack of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. She’s been outspoken about her wish to marry to old codger and bear his children. Hefner has been less committal in the past, giving vague statements about how “we’ll see,” which is something you tell your child when you want him to quit begging for something. We use the “wait until Christmas” line often, but in Holly’s case she may actually remember that type of promise.

Hugh closed that door in a recent interview with Fox, though. He said that it’s not going to happen because he hasn’t had much luck in that department. The flesh-peddler has been married twice. Hugh’s other two girlfriends said that they both have plans to be married and have children, so it’s probably safe to assume they’ll be moving on at some point, while Holly stays and pouts:

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.

Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.

[From Fox News via We Smirch]

Hefner also said that he’s not going to retire and that “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young.” Maybe he should get some more help, though, because his eyesight may be going. Did you get a load of the playmate of the year?

Madison probably doesn’t want a husband and a baby as much as she wants a secure future, and Hefner may be old but he’s no fool. He’s seen a lot of ambitious women in his day and he knows that he’s the one who gets paid the most.

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison are shown at the 2008 Playmate of the Year luncheon at the Playboy Mansion on 5/8/08, thanks to WENN.

Few things are as nauseatingly disgusting to me as the thought of Hugh Hefner having sex. It’s not because he’s old - though that doesn’t help - but skeezy old men who classify their girlfriends (plural) by their hair color and rotate them as such really freak me out. Holly Madison - one of Hef’s current blond trio - has made no secret of the fact that she wants to have Hef’s baby. And I’ve gotta say that, although the idea of ever doing anything to a naked Hugh Hefner terrifies me to my very core - if she’s doing it anyway, birthing a little cash cow probably wouldn’t be the worst decision Holly Madison has ever made.

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” [Madison] told Usmagazine.com at Playboy’s Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.

Hefner was tight-lipped when asked if they have plans to tie the knot. “There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead, but a wedding we will see,” he told Us.

Next up for the two: Valentine’s Day. “We are just going out to dinner,” she said. “I am trying to think of something creative, but at this point I am just going to save all of my ideas for Christmas cause Valentine’s Day came up fast.”

What does she hope Hefner will get her? “I don’t know,” she said. “I want like a house and a kid.”

[From Us Weekly]

A house is a pretty nice present - especially for Valentine’s Day. I’m pretty sure that if I asked any of the men I’ve dated for a house, they would have given me a lovely crayon drawing of said house. And considering all the conditions that I’m guessing would be attached to Holly Madison’s real estate, I’d prefer the crayon drawing. I guess a kid is a nice Valentine’s Day present if that’s what you’re really looking for. It’s probably not as awesome if it’s a surprise.

Picture Note by JayBird: Header image of Holly Madison (left), Hugh Hefner, and one of Hef’s other girlfriends, Bridget Marquardt at the E! Entertainment and L.A. Direct Magazine’s “Remember to Give Holiday Party” on December 13th. Note that Holly is holding an American Girl Place bag. That is some incredibly weird Playboy swag. Images thanks to PR Photos.