It was just about a year ago that Ashton Kutcher’s first known mistress, Brittney Jones, talked to the press. At that time Brittany said that Ashton told her that “he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,” in order to justify their hookup, which in no way involved Demi. (That we know of.) It looks like Ashton has changed his pickup line, because he told his latest mistress that he and Demi were separated. Sara Leal is the party girl who slept with Ashton at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on what would have been his sixth anniversary about two and a half weeks ago. So far we’ve heard the story of that night from “sources” and from Sara’s “friend,” who confirmed that Sara and Ashton “definitely boned.” A couple of outlets met Sara’s asking price for an interview, and she just spoke to US Weekly and to British rag The Sun about her night with Ashton. In fact Sara takes the cover of US this week and it looks like she got fresh extensions for the occasion. A lot of the crap that Sara claims Ashton told her made me cringe. She also claimed that they didn’t use protection. Gross.

US Weekly: He was tender, they didn’t use a condom
In the new Us Weekly, the 22-year-old San Diego-based administrative assistant breaks her silence about the fateful early morning of Sept. 24 — Kutcher’s six-year anniversary with wife Demi Moore — when she had sex with the actor, 33, following a wild, all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel.

“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.

“I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.”

When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.

After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”

“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.

The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?’” Leal says.

Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”

But it wasn’t all twenty questions between the lovers, according to Leal. After having sex for a second time — and arguing over Leal’s cell phone — the married Two and a Half Men star was tender.

“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real,’” Leal recalls.

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The Sun: Ashton wanted a threesome, checked out her body afterwards
Speaking to The Sun newspaper, Sara described how she had sex twice with the 33-year-old actor.

She said: ‘We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. He was good, but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy.

‘He had good endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.’

Leal described how earlier in the night he had kissed her and her friend Marta on the bed of his hotel room.

‘I’m sure he wanted to have a threesome,’ she said. ‘It was clear he wasn’t opposed to it.’

Sara said there were around 20 revellers partying with Kutcher in his lavish suite, drinking vodka, tequila and beer.

Most of the guests left at around 5am, leaving Kutcher with Sara and some of her girlfriends.

Leal claims they then all jumped in the hot tub naked, saying: ‘Ashton looked hot naked.’

When one of Sara’s friends asked if Kutcher was married, Leal claims he replied: ‘I am separated’.

After the hot tub session, Sara and friend Marta ended up in Kutcher’s bed – but Marta left after a short while leaving Kutcher alone with Sara.

‘The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I wearing a robe.

‘He opened it up and I was like “What are you doing?” He was like, “Just checking. Ok, I did good. You’re really pretty.’”

[From US Weekly and The Sun via The Daily Mail]

Yes she’s “22″ and an “administrative assistant” from a small town in Texas. She just happened to be there that night, and to be playing the press perfectly after boning Ashton. The article in the Daily Mail has more about Ashton and Demi’s big camping weekend with Kabbalah counselors that Kaiser covered yesterday. I knew that it was Yom Kippur last weekend, but I didn’t realize that it was a special day of atonement in the Jewish religion. (I’m a little slow on the uptake and I tend to ignore anything having to do with religion.) To me that means that Demi could be using her faith to justify taking Ashton back. She’s probably heartbroken, really wants it to work and is pushing him to stay in the marriage. It’s hard to say whether Ashton wants to stay or not. I’ve seen guys cheat who are conflicted at leaving their wives and don’t want to give up the stable easy home life while they get some strange on the side. Demi needs to face it, though, Ashton has been doing this for a while. These are the two women that he’s cheated with that we know of. There are surely plenty more.

Ashton sent a tweet to Demi, finally, wishing her luck with something. He also changed the background of his Twitter accoun to this weird clock with emotion names listed where the numbers should be. At 12 is “epiphany,” followed by “anxiety,” “duty,” “guilt,” “indifference,” etc. Ashton’s was pointing to “anxiety” and “fear.” He doesn’t know what the hell he wants.

Ashton is shown with Jon Cryer while Cryer gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on 9/19/11. Credit: WENN.com

It was about a year and a half ago that “Bones” actor David Boreanaz admitted to the public that he had cheated on his wife. That was in response to the news that Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel was about to go to the press with details and text messages revealing an affair with him. Back then Boreanaz said “Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I just want to be open and honest… I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”

Somehow he tried to make it sound noble that he was coming out with this information and as if he were doing the right thing and the cheating wasn’t entirely his fault. “We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.” Boreanaz sounded so much to me like Jesse James, who made it sound like he was brave and manly by admitting that he’d cheated. And, like Jesse, we inevitably heard of a sexual harassment lawsuit and a stripper that Boreanaz had banged. Surely there were more than those three women.

Boreanaz’s wife forgave him, though, and I’m sure the $30,000 diamond and gold bracelet he gave her didn’t hurt matters. The 42 year-old actor spoke to TV Week about his cheating, and he spewed a bunch of crap that made it sound like sending dick pics to random women ended up helping his marriage.

David Boreanaz clearly believes in the power of positive thinking.

The actor, who came clean about cheating on wife Jaime Bergman with Rachel Uchitel in May 2010, tells TV Week that his affair has been “a bonding experience, in the long run.”

“In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive,” the 42-year-old actor explains. “There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.”

In any relationship, there are “fantastic” moments and “extremely rocky” moments, Boreanaz adds.

The New York native and Bergman, a former Playboy Playmate, wed in November 2001, just nine months after they met during a Valentine’s Day party at the Playboy Mansion.

“Do I believe in giving up?” Boreanaz asks TV Week. “No, I don’t. I’m a fighter. I’m a lover.”

Bergman and Boreanz are parents to son Jaden, 9, and daughter Bella, 2.

[From US Weekly]

It sounds like this ass went to therapy with his wife and learned to talk around the fact that he was picking up any chick that would have him and that he was trolling for strange at work, and at strip clubs. He probably never admitted the amount of women he was sleeping with, (just like Jesse James) and he probably doesn’t think it matters anyway. In his mind, it all worked out for the best since his wife and the mother of his kids didn’t leave him for it. She probably loves him, believed most of his lies and didn’t want to break up her family over this. It’s typical and it’s sad.

These photos are from the Emmy Awards on 9/18/11. Look at his hair!

photo credit: WENN.com

Ashton with Austin Dawn, a “spokesmodel” for one of his tech companies, in June

The news came out a whole three days ago that Ashton Kutcher had a second mistress, whom he allegedly slept with at the classy Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on his sixth anniversary with Demi. At that time I linked to this story from June where Ashton was busted with a “mystery blonde” in his car leaving a show. A lot of outlets are reporting that it’s the same woman, Sarah Leal, who claims to have slept with him last weekend and who has lawyered up. (Not with Gloria Allred unfortunately, but with another Hollywood lawyer out for a stiff settlement.) Judging from the original photo on TheDirty.com of Leal, and these additional photos, it’s not the same woman unless she’s had a nose job and really toned down the makeup.

The NY Post reports that the woman pictured here is named Austin Dawn and is a “spokesmodel for one of Kutcher’s tech companies.” Jesse James hired plenty of spokesmodels for his business too, and they inevitably ended up on the coffin couch. What’s more is that the more recent mistress, Leal, is about to stage some new photos of herself, according to the Post:

Blonde Sara Leal, who reportedly slept with Ashton Kutcher last weekend, is working overtime to cash in on the scandal. Sources tell us she’s working with an ex-lover-turned club promoter to sell her story. She’s also in cahoots with a paparazzo who plans to sell staged new “street” pictures of Leal. “She gets a cut of whatever [the photos] sell for,” a source said. We revealed Leal has also asked for a six-figure payday from Kutcher to stay quiet about their alleged liaison in San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel last weekend. She’s been meeting with attorney Keith Davidson, who represented a Betty Ford Clinic worker who filed assault charges against Lindsay Lohan but later dropped them. Reps for Ashton and wife Demi Moore were mum last night. But Kutcher sounded fed up on Twitter, writing yesterday, “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.” Photos of Kutcher leaving an LA club with a blonde last June got the Web abuzz yesterday, but sources tell us she’s Austin Dawn, a spokesmodel for one of Kutcher’s tech companies. Moore, who had been here promoting Lifetime’s “Five,” an anthology of films directed by her and Jennifer Aniston, Alicia Keys, Penelope Spheeris and Patty Jenkins, was back in LA but stayed unusually quiet on Twitter.

[From The NY Post]

There’s plenty more news that portends a split for Ashton and Demi. The sleuths at Radar figured out that Demi “unfollowed” Ashton on Twitter at one point and maybe realized that it looked suspicious, so she re-followed him again. Apparently it’s easy to determine when a Twitter user follows someone by just looking at the order the person appears in on their list.

Everyone has been paying attention to Ashton’s Twitter, where he told people not to make assumptions, essentially, and Tweeted a link to Public Enemy’s “Don’t Believe the Hype.” US Weekly points us to his blog, where he posted a bunch of poems earlier this month that reveal that something major is going on for him. An excerpt (I took out the line breaks ): “I’ll admit failure and know that it means I still have a chance. Fine, I’ll surrender, I’ll exit plan A, I’ll move on, I’ll put my loss on display for the world to mock.” Yeah, they’re broken up. He’s probably going to claim the women came after, but that’s doubtful given that we first heard about one last year.

I had the chance to read the full Star Magazine report on Ashton and Demi’s $290 million split, and there were some juicy details in there that I haven’t heard before. Here are the highlights that were new to me:

Demi has been dating other men
Demi [has] lined up lunch and dinner dates with several of NYC’s most eligible bachelors, a source close to the couple claims.

“Demi’s finally ready to move on after all these years because she’s sick of feeling like she can’t trust Ashton,” an insider reveals…

Demi posted the first mistress’ phone number on Facebook
Brittney Jones [Ashton's first mistress, revealed in Septmeber 2010] revealed that she had a night of passion with Ashton just before his fifth wedding anniversary with Demi. “He was so handsome and nice,” said Brittney, who slipped her number to him on a cocktail napkin while he was at a bowling alley with a group that included his wife and stepdaughter Rumer Willis.

It was only when Jones began getting tons of prank calls that she realized Demi had seized the napkin and posted a photo of it on her Facebook page, blasting Brittney’s number to more than 1 million fans.

Ashton bragged about sleeping with Britney Spears before he met Demi
“Before he and Demi got together, Ashton told me that when he was in New York doing Saturday Night Live and filming Punk’d with Britney, he slept with her,” reveals the insider.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 10, 2011]

He slept with Britney at one point, that’s pretty interesting. He wasn’t with Demi at that time, so I didn’t feel right putting that detail in the title of this story, even though I was tempted. Also, I hadn’t heard before that Demi posted the first mistresses phone number on Facebook! That’s a scorned woman move for sure.

Oh and Ashton isn’t just in hot water at home. The dumbass used a laptop on an episode of Two and a Half Men that had huge visible stickers from four tech companies he has a personal stake in, essentially resulting in massive free advertising. CBS was reportedly pissed, but they’re giving him a pass, for now, since his character is a tech geek and the stickers are authentic given the plot.

Two and a Half Men photo above via E! Online. Other photos credit: Pacific Coast News.

It was less than a month ago that Real Housewives of New Jersey’s combative overspending narcissist Teresa Giudice, 39, had a second wedding with her husband at a castle, complete with a $25,000 wedding gown and a carriage ride. The affair was photographed and detailed in an In Touch cover story, and I can’t imagine it was a big seller for them. Given the fact that this couple is in bankruptcy, has had portions of their tacky mansion sold off, and is accused of stiffing creditors, it was ridiculous that they would throw a wedding like that, but that’s the Giudices. They’re always fighting, buying useless tasteless crap and wasting other people’s money. Husband Joe is also in no way faithful to Teresa despite her attempts to make their marriage look solid by throwing showy wedding. We’ve heard rumors that Joe has a love child, and now he’s been photographed out with another woman having an intimate dinner at TGI Fridays. At least he’s not blowing too much cash on his side piece. Here’s a report on that sighting from Radar, which has a photo of Joe with the other woman on their site:

Tuesday night in Clifton, New Jersey, Bravo reality star Joe Giudice was spotted out dining with a woman who was definitely not his wife.

“I was in the T.G.I. Fridays and saw Joe and this woman who was NOT Teresa having a drink in a booth by the bar,” eyewitness Erin exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“They were drinking martinis and when the woman finished hers she took a sip out of Joe’s glass too. They looked like they were having a good time together and laughing with each other.”

After a waiter brought them wet naps the woman opened hers and “wiped Joe’s hands off with hers,” Erin said. “It was really intimate to see her touching his hands like that.

“They looked very comfortable and cozy together.”

The brunette woman was wearing a white top, carried a Louis Vuitton purse and according to Erin she “appeared to be in her late 20s or early 30s.”

Despite recently renewing their vows, the couple, who has four children, has been going through a rough patch and some reports said the renewal ceremony was just for show.

While her husband was having a cocktail with another woman 30 miles away, Teresa was hard at work at the Posche fashion show at the Son Cubano restaurant and Tom Murro provided the photo of her sitting with co-star Kathy Wakile at the event.

“I don’t think divorce is an option, unless it’s over something horrible like cheating,” Teresa said in a recent interview. “Not every day is perfect, but you try to make it as perfect as you can.”

[From Radar]

This chick better watch it, because Teresa will put the smack down on her in the blink of an eye. We’ve seen her in action and she just goes for blood right away. She’s always fighting with someone, and has been shown feuding with her sister-in-law on the show and most recently with a new woman on the show called Monica Chacon. There was apparently a fight between Monica and Teresa in the bathroom at the Porsche Fashion show earlier this week. That’s Teresa, always keeping it classy. I just feel for Joe and Teresa’s kids. It’s obvious that they’re affected by their trainwreck parents, particularly their nine year-old daughter, Gia, who sang a sad song at her sister’s birthday party about how she wishes her dad and uncle would stop fighting.

Photos are from April and May, 2011. Credit: WENN.com

Jada is shown here wearing her ring on 8-1-11. Go to X-17 to see the ringless photos, which look staged

Photo agency X-17 and MSNBC’s The Scoop are making a big deal out of the fact that Jada Pinkett Smith stepped out without her massive pear-shaped diamond wedding ring. I did some forensic analysis (ha!) of older photos of Jada, and even when she’s casually dressed and out without Will, she wears that ginormous bauble. For example here she is at the LA Times Festival Of Books in April, wearing jeans and a jean jacket, but still with her ring.

In April with the ring:

I couldn’t find any photos of her without it at any of our agencies (which don’t have recent photos). I did find these photos of her ringless in late August, which could possibly be dismissed since she’s out exercising. Given the fact that she still isn’t wearing her ring, I would say that things are close to over between her and Will. Remember how they were rumored to be planning to sue In Touch for their split article last month? We haven’t heard anything about that since.

So did Jada cheat with Marc Anthony on the set of HawthoRNe? Marc has denied it, but I bet there was at least an inappropriately close “friendship” there. That can happen when one party wants out of a marriage, and it often blows up into an affair. An emotional affair can be just as devastating to a marriage, though, and whatever went on between Jada and Marc may have hastened the end of Marc’s marriage to J.Lo.

Are Jada and Will the next celebrities who are going to announce a split? I wouldn’t count on it. I bet they’ll keep it under wraps for as long as possible. It’s probably the best way to deal with it, given their kids’ ages (10 and 13) and how an announcement could affect them.

Will and Jada in June:

In February:

With the ring on 8/2/11:

Radar is reporting that Ashton Kutcher’s latest mistress, the one we heard about yesterday whose “friend” claims to have knowledge that she hooked up with him at a San Diego hotel over the weekend, has lawyered up. As Kaiser e-mailed me, fingers crossed that it’s Gloria Allred. I’m hoping more mistresses crawl out of the woodwork and that this is about to turn into a media circus. I know that’s mean to say, and honestly I do feel for Demi, but ever since Tiger and Jesse James raised the bar for cheating scandals I’ve been waiting for another one. Radar calls the lawyer a “top Hollywood attorney” and claims the mistress has “gone into hiding.” If the mistress’ layer is Allred then this girl has holed up in order to get a payday. If Ashton doesn’t pony up the money to make this go away, there will be a press conference and she’ll start to call the paps. That’s Allred’s MO and it’s about to play out. What’s more is that the night Ashton cheated on Demi was actually their sixth anniversary. They were probably separated, but still that’s harsh:

A 23-year-old woman is accusing Ashton Kutcher of cheating on wife Demi Moore after a booze-fueled boys night out at a San Diego nightclub last Friday, RadarOnline.com has learned.

The woman, who RadarOnline.com has chosen not to identify, has lawyered up with a top Hollywood attorney and gone into hiding, multiple friends of the woman have revealed.

One pal said: “She is due to meet with an attorney tonight (Tuesday). She is freaking out.”

Ironically, the allegations of infidelity coincide with the Two and a Half Men star’s six-year wedding anniversary with Demi, on September 24. He was out until the early hours of that morning.

“Ashton didn’t look like someone who was celebrating a wedding anniversary,” one clubgoer told RadarOnline.com.

Kutcher 33, and Moore, 48, have not responded to RadarOnline.com’s repeated requests for comment.

The scandal also comes as Star magazine, a sister title of RadarOnline.com, prepares to hit newsstands with a sensational report, revealing the pair’s marriage is “officially over” as a result of Kutcher’s cheating. The issue is due to hit newsstands on Wednesday.

“Ashton and Demi have separated and the marriage is over,” a source close to the pair told Star. “The relationship ended because of Ashton’s serial cheating. It’s a painful time for Demi.”

[From Radar]

Still no word from Ashton or Demi on their Twitter accounts on this, and you know they’ve heard of it by now. Do you think they’ll release an official statement on their separation soon? I do. It’s early on the West Coast now, but I’m expecting it sometime today. Especially given this latest cover of Star. I’m interested to see how many other mistresses Star unearthed. If they’re out there, Allred will find them. She’s an expert at that.

This sheds a lot of light onto that bizarre anti sex trafficking campaign that Ashton did for his charity with those stupid joking videos about how real men don’t buy girls. I guess real men pick them up at bars and make sure they’re legal first.

Star cover via PopBytes. These photos are from April and May. Credit: Pacific Coast News.

We’ve heard rumors that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are just about to split up, and the thing that convinces me more than anything is the fact that Demi is looking so skeletal lately. She’s always been thin, but she just looks upset and unwell at this point.

Anyway here’s yet another rumor that Ashton is cheating on Demi. The first time we heard that Ashton was cheating was a full year ago, when a Demi lookalike sold her story and gave text evidence to Star Magazine. Ashton didn’t exactly deny that report, but he threatened to sue and of course never did. Demi and Ashton made some public appearances together after that and started a sketchy charity to fight sex trafficking. Then this June we saw Ashton leaving a hotel with a “mystery blonde”. They were there with other people, but it looked suspicious.

Anyway here’s another rumor that Ashton is fooling around. A tipster e-mailed TheDirty.com with a story of a friend’s hookup with him.

Nik, I’m going to be straight to the point. I’m a female who works at who happens to be friends with Sara Leal, probably not after this. I’m sick to my stomach over what happen last Friday night. Like most people on earth I worshiped Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore until Ashton Kutcher f*cked my friend Sara Leal at 4:30AM technically Saturday morning in his room on the 12 floor at the Hardrock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton Kutcher told Sara Leal that him and Demi Moore are separated and the public doesn’t know yet. Smooth line Ashton, she was going to f*ck you anyway. Nik if you want to verify any of this just call Sara Leal yourself or ask Deena Omari. Better yet subpoena Ashton’s bodyguard who took her phone before she came into the room.

[From The Dirty]

According to the guy who runs TheDirty, the girl who slept with Ashton wants a whopping $250,000 for her story. He believes this happened, and let’s face it, given Ashton’s history it sounds likely even with the money grab. Do you think that more women are going to come out of the woodwork now and that it will start being a real scandal? I bet it will. (Yeah I’m hoping for one, I know that’s wrong.)

I checked Demi and Ashton’s Twitter accounts and neither of them have directly tweeted to each other in at least a month. Demi mentioned Ashton’s involvement in some charity fantasy football league, but that’s it. Check out the photos on Demi’s account. The last one of Ashton with her was a couple of months ago. I bet they’re over and that Demi is delaying the announcement. It’s sad for them, but Demi does not need to stay with a cheater.

Update: I just read over at Lainey Gossip that these two take the cover of Star Magazine with news of their split. The title is: “World Exclusive It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!”

These photos are from June 9th.

Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall just got married this summer, back in July. It was the second “royal wedding” in the House of Windsor in 2011, but Zara and Mike didn’t go all out like Kate Middleton and Prince William. No, Zara and Mike did their thing in Scotland, and reportedly, it was just one big liquor-soaked, lovefest party. Zara is the daughter of Princess Anne and Captain Phillips, by the way – she is the Queen’s granddaughter, and reportedly, one of the Queen’s favorite people. Mike is a rugby captain, and up until now, he’s just seemed like a nice bloke. Not particularly deep or anything, but like a nice guy. My opinion of him is changing, though. There’s a scandal brewing, and it involves Mike getting extra friendly with a random. You can see photos (video screencaps) here, at the Mail, and here’s the basic gist:

England rugby captain Mike Tindall, the newest ‘member’ of the extended Royal Family, DID cuddle a beautiful blonde in a nightclub – and there’s 12 embarrassing minutes of security camera footage to prove it. The CCTV clip emerged today as the England team rallied behind their captain and the boss of a nightclub softened his earlier denials of a ‘Tindall grope’ by admitting that it could have happened without him or his staff seeing it.

The footage shows a buxom, long-haired blonde holding the back of Tindall’s shaven head and seemingly pulling his face down towards her bosom in the dim lighting of a New Zealand nightclub on a rowdy night out during the World Cup. She also has her lips very close to his head as he bows forward. Other parts of the video show Tindall with his left arm around the woman, who has her back to the camera, and they appear to be kissing.

The footage was released by a man who claims to be a bouncer. Facing the camera as he ‘presents’ the video, he criticises the England captain for his ‘unbecoming’ behaviour, adding that he ‘felt’ for the Queen and Tindall’s bride of six weeks, Zara.

The video shows Tindall talking animatedly with the blonde at the bar and she then has a drink before leaning forward to kiss Tindall. The pair are then joined by a brunette who also moves in very close to the rugby star, her hands running up and down the sides of his body. Outside the club, another security camera catches the couple embracing one another and later she is with a group, including Tindall, who leave the doorway and walk away out of sight of the camera.

Alarm bells went off when the CCTV footage was posted on YouTube today by ‘pinksnz’ and shortly after word got around that it showed the newly-married captain in the arms of a party girl it was removed from the social networking site. But by then the evidence had been revealed.

The England club management had issued a soft denial after claims of Tindall’s flirtatious behaviour were first aired, with a spokesman insisting that ‘like all the lads, he plays for England with a massive amount of passion and he was relaxing after a tough match’, against Argentina, which England won. Despite captaining England in their opening pool B victory, Tindall will not play in Sunday’s clash against Georgia in Dunedin, though it is unclear if he has been dropped or is merely being rested against weaker opposition.

After Saturday’s game, the team made their way to the Altitude night club in the South Island lakeside town of Queenstown. Part of the night’s entertainment was a dwarf-racing competition in which a team of ‘little people’ raced across the bar with bungy cords around their waists to see who could complete the ‘course’ the fastest. Drinks flowed and, according to one Facebook post from Lewis Norman, the England players were ‘legends rocking it.’

The damaging video footage, which flies in the face of denials from the England team, its management, and the Altititude Club that anything untoward had gone on between Tindall and the mystery blonde woman, was introduced by a man who said he was a bouncer. In a gruff voice, he attacked Tindall for what he said was his ‘unbecoming behaviour’. The un-named man said that no-one was going to make a cent out of the video but he was posting it so that people could make up their own minds about what they saw and could pass their own judgement.

‘Mr Tindall,’ said the bouncer, interrupting the playing of the video showing Tindall and the blonde at the bar, ‘your behaviour was that of someone unbecoming, especially to someone such as the Queen and Zara Philips. I do feel for them. Mr Tindall, let me give you a word – in my country it means your word completely, you don’t break it for anyone. You gave your word to God, Queen and country.’

Miss Phillips – or Mrs Tindall as she now prefers to be known in private – declined to comment on the allegations yesterday. The former world champion three-day eventer, who has high hopes of representing her country in next year’s Olympics, was competing in Ireland and will not return to the home the couple share in Cheltenham next week. But her spokesman confirmed that she would still travel as planned to New Zealand to see her husband mid-way through the tournament. Sources say she is expected in two weeks’ time. The feisty 30-year-old has discussed the incident with Tindall in an emotional telephone call, although she is understood to be standing by him.

‘Zara is like her mother – outspoken, fiery and very, very feisty. She adores Mike but won’t take this lying down and will no doubt feel utterly humiliated by what has happened,’ said a source.

The couple decided to put off having a honeymoon for a year or more due to their respective sporting commitments, particularly this month’s Rugby World Cup.

[From The Mail]

So… it’s not like Mike was boning this “buxom blonde” in the club, and no one is really saying anything about what happened after Mike left the club (like, did he go back to the hotel alone?), but still. Making out with some chick, motor boating her in the club, all while you’re still a newlywed? Trashy. Bad form. That being said, I think the bouncer who “revealed” this information has a stick up his bum. Yes, Mike let down Queen and country! But mostly he just fooled around on his poor wife. Poor Z.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Remember the Salahis? They crashed that White House state dinner, were revealed to be complete scam artists along with all the associated financial problems and lawsuits (17) that go along with that, and Michaele was on Real Housewives of D.C. and got kicked off Celebrity Rehab. In the middle they got into public feuds with several people including Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Lohan.

Well there was some pretty amusing drama with them yesterday. Michaele’s husband Tareq freaked out and told the press that his wife was probably kidnapped since she called him from an Oregon cell phone and was “cryptic” after going missing. He contacted authorities and was crying when he spoke to the local news about it. Only his wife was alive and well and had run off with her lover, the lead guitarist for Journey, with whom she’d been having an affair for six months.

Tareq reported his wife Michaele missing on Tuesday, but the Real Housewives of D.C. star tells authorities she’s fine.

The Warren County Sheriff’s Office released a statement Wednesday saying they had spoken with Michaele and she “assured the deputy that she had left the residence with a good friend and was where she wanted to be. Mrs. Salahi advised that she did not want Mr. Salahi to know where she was.”

It turns out that she’s actually with Journey guitarist Neal Schon in Tennessee, where the band has a gig with Foreigner.

“Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together,” a Journey rep tells TMZ.

Why she was with Schon wasn’t immediately explained.

Tareq had called the sheriff to say that he hadn’t seen his wife for six hours and was concerned because he received a phone call from her from an unfamiliar Oregon number and believed she was under duress.

Soon after, Deputy Mike Glavis spoke with Michaele on the phone and said she was “calm” and “engaged in the conservation.”

“Mrs. Salahi advised Deputy Glavis that she was very sorry that the Sheriff’s Office had to be involved, but she did not want to be home right now,” the statement said.

Tareq was then informed that his wife was fine, but told TMZ he believed she was forced to make the call by her kidnapper.

“We are reaching to the public pleading desperately for your help,” Tareq said in a statement. “We are asking the public to please be on the lookout for her, and if found please approach her and contact the authorities to intervene and that she may be forced to say she is OK, when in fact she is not and being held under possible abduction.”

[From People]

I watched the video of this guy and was prepared to mock him, but I genuinely felt sorry for him instead. I’m a sucker like that. It seemed like he really did think they were happy and that something had happened to his wife to make her leave like that. It’s not just the men who lie, cheat and break their partner’s hearts. Still, these two are famewhores and opportunists of the worst kind. Any sympathy I could feel for them is fleeting. I would accuse them of staging this for publicity, but I doubt that Tareq is that good of an actor. It looks like he’ll have to find another partner in crime.

The Salahis are shown in April. When they notice the cameras all of a sudden they’re posing together.

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Marc Anthony has a new interview that will air on ABC’s Nightline tonight in which he discusses his divorce with Jennifer Lopez. He claims he’s doing it to set the record straight, probably after the cheating rumors and all the tabloids that J.Lo strategically told her side of the story to. Good Morning America had a preview of the interview this morning, and they focus on Anthony saying the split wasn’t “sensationalistic.” Even though I (sort-of) write for a living, I wasn’t sure that “sensationalistic” was an actual word, but it is, it just sounds like it’s made up.

Anthony denies having affairs, particularly with that flight attendant that was mentioned in Lopez’s US Weekly cover story, but he does it in a roundabout way that makes me scrunch up my face and go “hmmm.” He does say “no, absolutely not” about infidelity but he also spends a lot of time going on about how there were a ton of other fake rumors about him and then he complains about the gossip industry.

On the end of his marriage
I’ll tell you it wasn’t some sensationalistic happening.

Interviewer: infidelity?
No, absolutely not. Nothing sensationalistic…

It was a realization on both our parts, so. It wasn’t shocking. These things happen. These things happen.

Interviewer: There was a flight attendant?
There was a flight attendant. There was a pilot I heard. There was this guy sitting next to me in a rehab in Houston. I’ve heard it all.

Celebrity watching and speculation is almost like a sport.

On if he wants this divorce.
It’s a decision that we made jointly, and that’s how I’ll answer that.

Then the interview goes on to promote Marc Anthony’s new album of Spanish love songs, his clothing line with Kohl’s and his talent reality competition with J.Lo.

If celebrity watching and speculation is a sport*, then Anthony’s estranged wife is one of the most enthusiastic and hard working players. She puts this stuff out there for consumption, and she’s pushing her side of the story. Marc was kind of unconvincing with his side. He seemed so lackluster in that interview.

US Weekly has a big article in the print edition about the “alleged” cheating between Marc and Jada Pinkett Smith on set. They suggest that there was at least an inappropriately close friendship between them along with some suspicious behavior. What’s more is that Jada supposedly tried to help broker Jennifer and Marc’s split! It doesn’t make sense that she would have done that if she was sleeping with Marc as it would have involved some massive chutzpah. Here’s more from US:

Lopez may have picked up on what another insider considers an “inappropriately close” off-camera relationship. “They were a little too touching and like they were in their own little world,” says a set source, who recalls that Anthony once fed her a piece of cake with his fingers – and the pair often hung out alone in his trailer. The insider says they just got friendly quickly: “They talked and texted all the time…

“The more distant Marc and Jennifer became, the closer he got to Jada,” reveals the insider. The family friend says Pinkett Smith actually attempted to help mediate the acrimonious split – and her efforts backfired. “Jennifer didn’t like that,” says the pal. “Jada overstepped her bounds a bit and Will chastised her for getting too involved.” She may have been meddling, but the family insider insists Anthony and Pinkett Smith’s friendship never crossed the line to a full-blown affair. “Marc may be attracted to her, but Jada isn’t – period… she’s not jacking up her life for Marc Anthony…

[Jada and Will's] kids and their marriage are too important to them. They will fight tooth and nail to preserve that.”

[From US Weekly, print edition, September 12, 2011]

It sounds like Jada and Marc at least had an emotional affair. That’s funny how Marc sort-of denied having an affair with a stewardess but never mentioned anything on this huge story of an affair with Jada. At least he didn’t talk about it in the preview of the interview that was aired this morning.

*On the “celebrity watching as a sport” angle – whenever a guy tries to tell me that celebrity gossip is frivolous I just ask them if they watch Sportscenter. Usually a look of realization dawns on their face.

These photos are from 5/23. You can tell that J.Lo is pissed off. Credit: WENN.com