In yet another edition from the Moss and Doherty Handbasket to Hell Review: new footage of Pete Doherty shooting up hit the newsstands and web today. Stills and video allegedly show this latest sobriety stumble two days after their much denied and confirmed “commitment ceremony” in Thailand. Grim, grainy and gruesome indeed - is this the world’s shortest or just messiest honeymoon period?

According to reports, Doherty, 27, had left the exclusive resort where they were staying to seek out drugs.

He was recognised by an Australian fan who invited him back to her room with her and two female friends.

Once there, Doherty was filmed injecting himself on a bed strewn with drugs paraphernalia and cash.

He can also be seen talking to someone - possibly Moss - on a mobile phone while he gets high.

With fans like that who needs enemies, pushers or pincushions? Not that poor Pete seems to need much help in lurching from ill considered lapse to ill considered lapse. He’s a pasty faced, sad baby with tragic-end writ large across his shaggy bangs. When it comes to addiction he seems to give as good as he gets: Kate certainly cannot get enough or tear herself away from his dying spaniel charms.

Last night a source close to the model said: “Kate is understandably livid about these pictures. That they were taken just two days after their special commitment ceremony simply adds insult to injury.

“Of course Kate still loves Pete and vice-versa but she’s a clever woman and knows that she has got to put her career first. Kate needs to start looking after herself - or at least be seen to be doing so - and has been strongly advised to take some time off from Pete.

“This means not getting herself photographed with him and certainly no raucous nights out - at least until the fuss has all died down a bit.”

[Via The Daily Telegraph]

With sources close to you like that who needs a poke in the eye?

Surely one of the key things about merely ‘pretending to tidy up your act’ temporarily so you don’t get a nasty smack from the world is that you gotta keep it to yourself. If everyone knows its a lie … you are very likely to be confronted on the ol’ blatant falsehood. Unless you are Dick Cheney.

The kind of rebel chic that was the subtext of Moss’ short fall and celebrated return to advertisers’ graces last year was all about “edge.” She was still edgy … she was newly edgy … she was so Edgy if anyone still cared about U2 she could whack on a little wool cap and play arena rock with them.

This very fashiony reading of scandal is unlikely to survive ongoing tales of Kate Moss a Mess - Pete Doherty Pincushion — no end in sight to continuing downward spiral. The edge and glamour seem to be fading from the coverage and both are showing up looking rather bruised, scabby and dehydrated. Sid and Nancy is a fine film … but as a lifestyle it’s not very Burberry or Vogue.

Kate Moss sure enjoys getting some sun on her boobs. She was last photographed topless while on vacation in Jamaica. Moss insists she’s single after a rumored New Year’s day commitment ceremony with her druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty. It’s likely that her publicist staged an intervention and told her to deny it, but there were too many details published for me to accept that it was just a rumor.

Kate is shilling for Burberry again in their 2007 spring ad campaign. The British label, known for its trademark khaki plaid, stood by Kate after her cocaine scandal in 2005. She’s more than come back from that daming videotape to become the world’s fourth highest paid model in 2005.

Pete and Kate might not have tied the knot in Phuket, (which is not pronounced the way we assumed) Thailand this holiday, but they did hole themselves up in their suite for two days, turning away cleaning staff and taking breaks from their lovefest to sip champagne.

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It’s the Nightmare After Christmas as rumors whirl about the The Thai Beaches and British tabloids about the unholy union between Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. A train wreck that all sorts of 90s-also-rans have been trying to throw interventions at — but the waif will verily be a wife –although her publicist so far denies it!

Kate Moss’ publicist says she definitely didn’t marry Pete Doherty in Thailand yesterday. I’m thinking they had some sort of Buddhist non-binding ceremony, though. The source had details including the length of the ceremony and the designer of Kate’s dress, and it’s possible that they invented the entire thing, but to me it’s more likely that they had a ceremony that was short of a real wedding:

“Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday,” her spokesman, Stuart Higgins, said in a statement Tuesday.

Britain’s Sun and Daily Mirror had reported that the model, 32, and the Babyshambles frontman, 27, tied the knot in a candlelit ceremony on New Year’s Day in the Thai resort of Phuket.

Moss was spotted driving a Jeep in Phuket late last week and Doherty arrived in the country over the weekend. A source tells PEOPLE that on Monday the couple sent text messages to pals in Britain wishing them a happy New Year, but did not mention a wedding.

Since meeting at her birthday party in January 2005, the couple have had a turbulent relationship marked by Doherty’s repeated arrests for drug possession and Moss’s rehab stint after photographs were published of her snorting a white powder in a London recording studio.

I guess it’s possible that one gossip rag ran some fake details and all the others picked it up, but I’m still thinking that something went down. Still, those British rags make up a lot and I wouldn’t put it past them. It would be a big mistake for Kate to marry Pete, so if they did have some sort of ceremony it seems likely that her PR person would deny it like this. Who knows what to think.

I guess that report I was making fun of this morning was accurate, because The Daily Mail reports that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty really did get married on the Thai island of Phuket today. I won’t be the only one pointing out how apt the name of the location seems to be.

There is no word as to whether the wedding was legal or just a Anna Nicole-style play ceremony, but speculation is that it was real since her family and personal assistant were there. It would serve Kate right if her junkie husband ended up with half of the assets she’s earned for selling stuff by being skinny.

Kate Moss has married her drug addict fiancé Pete Doherty in a private New Year’s Day ceremony on the Thai island of Phuket.

The couple exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a forty minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea.

News of the wedding has sent shock waves through Miss Moss’s circle of friends concerned that a legally binding union may give the poverty-stricken heroin and crack cocaine addict the right to half the estimated £25 million fortune Miss Moss has amassed during her extraordinarily successful 16-year modelling career.

It is yet to be confirmed whether the wedding was a Thai Buddist-style ‘marriage blessing’ or a formal legal wedding, the latter of which is often tied up in weeks of beaurocratic red tape. Thai Buddhist-style blessings conducted by monks are usually taken in conjunction with formal weddings in a couple’s home country.

The presence of Miss Moss’s personal assistant perhaps to help plough through beaurocratic red tape - and Kate’s mother Linda and brother Nick being at the ceremony in Phuket - are being seen as an indication that a formal legally-binding ceremony took place.

Kate and Pete have been lent a friend’s helicopter that will transport them to another Thai island for their honeymoon.

This is kind of shocking to me because I was getting used to the wedding rumors, and figured they’d eventually break up before making it official. These two are not known for their great decision-making skills and watching their trainwreck of a marriage will be amusing for a while. If they wanted the tax break they should have scheduled it for the end of the year, not the beginning. Maybe Kate is pregnant and that’s why they’re doing it now.

Header picture from Seriously? OMG! WTF?

There’s an unsubstantiated rumor that Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete Doherty’s baby. Supposedly Pete’s uncle told The Mirror that Kate is pregnant and he’s happy for them. “Journalists” at The Mirror do not hesitate to make up quotes and attribute them to people, so this is probably not true yet. There were rumors all over the place that these two were about to get married, but that Pete’s many drug busts and stints in rehab (the latest of which was supposedly successful, but probably not) thwarted their plans. They were also said to be trying for a baby, so this is not too surprising:

Kate was said to have told Pete that he had to quit touring if he wanted to keep her affections, and to have given him a list of six rules to follow if he wanted to marry her.

Kate was also seen with a ring on her wedding finger, and what looked like blood dripping down her hand after a recent Babyshambles gig in Italy. On Thursday night Kate hit the stage with Babyshambles and was seen fleeing the concert afterwards with some red substance on her hand and down the front of her pants. Pete enjoys squirting syringes full of blood at people and making art with it, so it’s most likely blood despite the fact that Kate’s representative claims that it’s wine.

It looks like at least one of Kate’s commandments has been broken because Babyshambles are touring again despite a recent announcement that their tour was cancelled.

This is stupid on so many levels. These two are not known for their intelligence or sobriety to put it lightly, and they rather deserve each other. Now that I know what “chav” means in British vernacular, I can use the term for this trainwreck couple. Maybe they’re a step beneath “chavs” though, because surely drug addicts are not as respectable as posers.

Here is Kate performing in Italy with Babyshambles on 10/19. She could be pregnant, but that’s not stopping her from smoking. Pictures from DListed.

Pete Doherty is out of his reportedly successful stint at court-ordered rehab, and the British rags are buzzing that he’s going to marry Kate Moss soon. We’ve heard this story before, with Pete bragging to his mates that he was going to marry Kate during an earlier reconciliation. Kate and Pete were said to be planning a wedding in Ibiza last month when one of Pete’s many drug busts forced the postponement of their nuptuals.

Now comes news that the crazy couple wants to move to America, and are considering buying a place in New Jersey!

Jersey City is hot right now, and Hoboken isn’t bad either. It would be hysterical to see these two settle down in Jersey, and it seems like a great choice for them. Connecticut is also close to New York city, but somehow Jersey seems more fitting.

Here are Kate and Pete at Dublin airport on 9/25. [via]

Supermodel Kate Moss and notorious junkie Pete Doherty were reumored to be engaged a few weeks ago, and were said to be planning a quickie wedding in Ibiza. Pete was ordered off to rehab after another drug arrest and/or trial, I can’t keep up, which put a damper on their plans. The lovebirds are still together, though, and they were spotted in flagrante outside on a bench at Pete’s rehab facility:

Everyone’s buzzing about Kate Moss’ new look. The stick-thin supermodel donned some plain high-waisted carpenter jeans at Fashion Week, perhaps signifying the demise of the skinny jean trend. Her fashion change could have been influenced by this incident at Pete’s rehab facility where her skinny jeans gave her away.

If only she’d buck the “dating a druggie” trend too.

Pictures from Haute Gossip.

I’ve come to the conclusion that British celebrities are dumber in love than their American counterparts. This is a gross overgeneralization based on Jude Law and Sienna Miller’s foolish on-again off-again relationship, and Kate Moss’ inexplicable draw to drug-addled Jaguar-wrecking Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty. Just last week Pete had to resort to getting an implant in his stomach to help him kick his love of most every type of drug, and that’s good enough for lonely Kate, who was seen making out with him in public. Hopefully he took her money to get his nasty teeth fixed.

On Pete and Kate’s big night out Pete was seen puking in a women’s bathroom before wrecking the stage while performing with his band. Britian’s Sunday Mirror says that taking drugs with a drug implant in your stomach will do that to ‘ya:

It will take more than a little device or drug scandal to change Pete and Kate.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are back together, at least for now. I haven’t kept up with troubled Pete like I should, but he had a chemical implant put in his stomach to help him kick heroin and was said to have tried to go to rehab again for like the tenth time.

Whatever he’s done, it worked well enough to help him get back together with the love of his life, waif supermodel Kate:

Kate has plenty of substance abuse problems on her own. While she may have kicked the hard stuff, she still knows how to drink like a fish. She royally pissed off her friend, Jade Jagger, by getting wasted and running up a nearly $10,000 hotel bill in Amsterdam. She stuck her surprised hosts, The Rolilng Stones, with the tab. She offered to pay after leaving the country, but the damage was already done.

[Thanks to Random Human for the tip]

Guess Kate and Pete kind of deserve each other.

Kate wasn’t with Pete in these pictures taken at the wedding of Primal Scream star Bobbie Gillespie on 7/29. She seems to have brought a long-haired bearded guy as her date, or that might just be someone she’s hanging out with at the party.

Update I just have to mention that this is the fourth time I’ve been able to use that “reunited” header picture! lol

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