These are photos of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis looking very loved-up and touchy feely at Disneyland. Lainey covered these photos and she’s not into couples going to Disneyland without kids, which I get. Like it can be a nightmare to go to these places with kids, it’s not like a relaxing, romantic vacation for two in any way. But when you’re knee deep in new love and totally smitten with each other, these tourist trap places can seem like heaven. Any place can seem like heaven when you have more endorphins flowing than after a good workout.

I will admit that I went to Disneyworld in Florida with a boyfriend in college. That was just ok, I wasn’t that into the dude and it struck me as stupid to drive all the way down there just to go to a destination amusement park. That was his thing, though, he loved Disney. He was like Ryan Gosling in that way except not as suave or attractive. I went along with it. I haven’t gone back since and my kid is getting to be the age where he would enjoy Disney. His grandmother is offering to take him and I might just let her do it without us.

Right now I’m on vacation at a popular tourist place and we’re working to avoid the more crowded options. It can be stressful when you’re trying to take a family vacation. (The beach is beautiful though, even though it’s cold here.) When you’re with your sweetheart and the world looks amazing, fresh and full of possibilities it’s not a hardship to wait in a stupid long line for a ride you’ll soon forget. (Although I doubt these two had to wait in any lines.) It’s kind of awesome to deal with the heat and the crowds and the overpriced fast food, because there’s no place else in the entire world you’d rather be. That’s the impression I get from these two. I may not really “like” them as individuals, but you can see how into each other they are, and it warms my cold little heart. Even if it’s staged somewhat – ok it’s staged for the paps, but still! They remind me of Hayden Panettiere and her hulk man, Wladimir, you can’t fake hot love.

Look at them with their escorts at the park. They’re definitely getting the VIP treatment. I would appreciate Disney a lot more if I had those kind of perks.

Photo credit: David Durocher/WENN.com

Here are some photos from the Hollywood premiere of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone last night. The red carpet was kind of meh – the only A-listers were Steve Carell and Jim Carrey, and while I like both men a lot, you can’t make me do a “Who Would You Rather?” post about them. Fine, okay, I would rather hit it with Steve. Are you happy?!

The only notable woman in attendance was Steve and Jim’s costar Olivia Wilde, she of the eye-rolling inducing Marie Claire interview yesterday and months of throwing her ex-husband under the proverbial bus. I’m shocked (!) that Olivia’s Kenyan-marathon-sex lover Jason Sudeikis wasn’t at her side at the premiere! Probably because he’s in New York, doing something else? Probably. Anyway, Olivia wore this unflattering, poorly designed Gucci gown that doesn’t do much for her. Olivia has that tall, slim build like a model, so she could really bring it to red carpets, but she rarely does. Oh, did we ever talk about her engagement ring? Photographers got a closeup of it:

It looks like a round diamond with an emerald surround and yellow gold? It’s pretty. I like that it’s not all blinged-out, and it actually seems to suit her.

And here are some photos of Jim and Steve. I LOVE Jim’s silver shoes. Those things are badass! And I love Steve’s wife (Nancy Walls) and her dress. Steve looks pretty good, doesn’t he? I mean, he looks like an attractive husband and father at a PTA meeting.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Olivia Wilde (Ol’ Cockburn) is the April cover girl for Marie Claire magazine, likely to promote her supporting role in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, which stars Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. While I think Carell looks funny, Jim Carrey’s inclusion is making me wonder about the film, and Olivia’s casting is just… ugh. Why does Hollywood keep trying to make her into a thing?! Anyway, do you remember how Olivia used to be a PRINCESS until her vadge died while she was married to Tao Ruspoli and now that she’s with Jason Sudeikis her vadge is alive and they “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners”? Yeah. This Marie Claire interview is a lot like that.

She keeps talking about her ex-husband: “I had grown up with Tao; we had just drifted. I felt I had something to prove. If you fall off a horse, you get back up. I am not a quitter. I hung on for as long as possible, until it was more hurtful to stay … I’m so grateful for the pain and the heartbreak. It gave me the courage to leave and brought me the great love of my life.”

Marrying Tao in 2003: “I grew up being told by my parents each time they went off to war that they may explode, so I needed to know how things like the gadgets in the kitchen worked. When we got married, Iraq had just been invaded. My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.”

Meeting Jason Sudeikis in 2011: “I was just learning to be by myself. We were both seeing people but were single. He seemed to really see me, see through the b––t. He said very few words and couldn’t keep eye contact. He was so handsome and he could dance… I thought, ‘He won’t be interested in me; I’m not a contender.’ He was so cool, so funny – I was such a fan of his and had always fancied his speed and his intelligence. He’s a brilliant actor with a brain like lightening… I thought ‘I’m not beautiful enough or his type.’ I couldn’t wait to sit down and hear him talk.”

Her first date with Jason: On our first date, in New York City, we closed the restaurant down at 2 a.m.! He didn’t kiss me, and I was madly in love. I was overwhelmed.” What attracted her to Sudeikis the most? “He was never overly flirtatious. He had patience and sincerity and kindness. No presumptuousness. He didn’t ever exhibit any signs of sh–tiness; he was always considerate.”

She wants babies: “I can’t wait for children. I’m open-minded about how many, but three, which I love, is like a little party. I am not trying to have kids now – there’s no strict plan for anything in my life. What happens, happens. He’s so good with kids … I’ve never before experienced looking at someone and thinking, ‘That’s who I want to raise a child with.’ ”

Early days in Hollywood: “It was helpful to have the confidence of youth that came from a lack of desperation. I thought, If I don’t succeed I’ll go back to school and study.” Taken on by casting director Mali Finn, Wilde sorted headshots and made coffee until Finn eventually suggested — “probably just as a favor to me” — that Wilde, a veteran of theater camps and school plays, audition for her.

Being cast in Skin, a failed drama at the age of 19: “It was the worst thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Wilde says vehemently. “I learned on the job, which was a gift. All actors should experience public failure. It took me back to square one. I was only 19, but I never took the bulls–t that surrounds the business seriously again. I’ll never believe in it. It was false love, fickle, I will never fall prey to it.”

She’s a walking self-help book: “It is so clichéd, but communication, that both of us should never stop talking. Trust. Jason has a very trusting way. There is no other way to go through life. I trust work, directors — I don’t live in fear. All good experiences have come from trusting the universe. There is no other way to live or love. Otherwise, you create your own prison.”

[From Marie Claire]

Olivia also touches upon the controversy surrounding her “dying vagina” comments last year, although I think in the wake of this interview – in which she seems on the verge of describing exactly what Jason’s dong looks like – is moot. Olivia had no claim to privacy last year during her “performance art” speech which was given in public, and after which she spoke to a member of the media. And she has no real claim to privacy now – she’s telling us everything about her relationship with Jason, for the love of God. But I imagine she’ll still complain about how people are invading her space, etc.

Photos courtesy of Marie Claire.

Good news for Ol’ Cockburn! Olivia Wilde has gotten engaged to the man who gave the Heimlich to her vagina. HUZZAH. Olivia and Jason Sudeikis got engaged over the holidays after dating for about 14 months. Olivia divorced her first husband, the one who killed her vadge, in 2011 too – he was an Italian prince, don’t you know? So Ol’ Cockburn went from telling everyone “I’m a princess but I don’t ever talk about how I’m a princess!” to talking about her vadge dying and Jason giving it mouth-to-mouth. Or something. This will be Jason’s first marriage. This will be the second marriage for both.

Saturday Night Live funnyman Jason Sudeikis is definitely serious about his relationship with actress Olivia Wilde. The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

“They are so excited,” says a source close to both. “And very, very happy.”

Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year.

The couple has been spotted together everywhere from Lawrence, Kan., to Austin, Texas, and most recently in Rome, where Wilde is filming the drama The Third Person.

No word yet on a wedding date.

Wilde will next be seen in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone in March and Ron Howard’s Rush, out in September.

Meanwhile, Sudeikis has the animated film Epic in May and We’re the Millers, costarring Jennifer Aniston, which hits theaters in August.

[From People]

I actually have a good feeling about this engagement and potential marriage. I think they’re really in love and they make each other happy. Jason used to strike me as kind of d-bag, but I think he just some weird luck with women before he met Olivia. Or maybe she changed him. I don’t know. I see this working out, though. I also see her getting pregnant quickly, if she’s not already.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some new photos of loved-up couple Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde at last night’s gala at The American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Olivia’s gown is Dolce & Gabbana – it’s pretty, maybe a little bit too fussy, but it’s a nice gala and it’s appropriate. I think this is the first time Jason and Olivia have walked a red carpet together and posed for photos for all of the press. It’s nice. They’ve been dating….? About a year I think. They began in late 2011/early 2012. So they waited a while until they did the whole “we’re a couple” thing on a red carpet. And now all I can think about is how they’ll get married and have babies. It’s certainly beginning to look like that, right? Which comes first – an engagement ring or a pregnancy announcement? We know that Olivia thinks the sex is better with Jason than with her ex-husband, so she probably wants to lock that sh-t down.

Meanwhile, Olivia recently told a story about how young actresses dress for their auditions. I don’t really understand why this is shocking or breaking news or anything – here’s Olivia’s story:

“I was an assistant — a terrible assistant — for the world’s greatest casting director, a woman named Mali Finn, who was the most powerful casting director in Hollywood. I had just come from school, and I was a little feminist and she was too. I remember an actress coming in wearing a too-short dress. And after she left, Mali said, ‘Why was she wearing that dress? She’s a joke, I’m not meeting with her ever again.’ And this girl was never heard from again.

Then a few days later, I was going for an audition and I was wearing this huge cashmere turtleneck and pants, thinking I looked very ‘executive.’ As I was walking out of the office, Mali said, ‘Olivia, what are you wearing? I said I was going to a meeting, and she said, ‘Oh! You can’t wear that! You have to wear something tight and sexy.’

I was so confused, because I had just learned this lesson of this actress who wore the short skirt and now her career is over. So she said, ‘You’re going to meet a male executive. You have to learn this game, you have to learn when to use sexuality and beauty and appearance in general, and when it’s inappropriate. That was my first kind of dunk into the world of Hollywood. It gives you this idea of the contradiction that exists, really in all fields.”

[From Buzzfeed]

Call me a pragmatic cynic, but I feel like this is just the way Hollywood works? Male Hollywood executives often hire actresses based solely on the “Would you f—k her? Is she f—kable?” question, and actresses dress accordingly. But! There are a lot of female casting directors out there who (I believe, perhaps naively) are actually looking for the right actor or actress for the part. As for the idea that this kind of sexism exists in other industries… I don’t know. I’ve heard anecdotal evidence that many men don’t want to hire “the sexy girl” or “the girl who dresses provocatively” because… you know, they don’t want to hire a lawsuit waiting to happen. But don’t ask me… CB makes me wear low-cut blouses and call her “The Mistress”. SEXIST!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Yesterday, we heard about Olivia Wilde’s public statements regarding her marriage to Tao Ruspoli at an event in NYC a few nights ago. The event was call “These Girls” and it was sponsored by Glamour Mag – it was a series of monologues about being a woman, sex, relationships, etc. Olivia took part, and during her monologue, she said about her marriage to Tao, “I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out . . . you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.” During her monologue, she also said she and Jason Sudeikis “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”

After her monologue, she told Vulture – a gossip/entertainment column in New York Magazine – that “Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that. [Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.” Do you see what happened there? She gave a monologue at a womanity event, fair enough. After her monologue, she talked to a member of the press. I’m just being specific, because Olivia is trying to back-track on her comments after they caused so much controversy. She tweeted:

[From Olivia’s Twitter]

I get what she’s saying with the part about the monologues “were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of LOVE, girls, and honesty.” I truly understand, and I think it would be interesting to hear all of it in context. BUT!! She was still performing at a pub, in public, with people around. Can you still claim privacy if you’re performing this super-personal (and somewhat bitchy) monologue in front of an audience?

But that’s not even the worst part, in my opinion. The worst part is “Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.” Really? Dear Olivia Cockburn: YOU SPOKE TO A MEDIA OUTLET. Don’t claim that it’s a matter of “sneaky recorders” or that all of the comments Vulture used were straight from your monologue. You actually spoke to a press outlet, and they quoted you. If the quotes were inaccurate, that’s a separate issue. But she’s not saying the quotes weren’t accurate, just that they were “sneakily recorded”. When she was talking to a media outlet. UGH. Ol’ Cockburn strikes again.

PS… You know what makes it worse? Her parents are journalists. For real. Certainly they would have taught her that when she speaks to a media outlet, the media outlet will report what she said?!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

This ^^ is a photo of Olivia Wilde and her ex-husband, Tao Ruspoli, the Italian prince she married when she was 18 years old. Tao and Olivia lived like boho hispters for years, and then Olivia started getting a real Hollywood profile, and suddenly she and Tao were over. They separated in February 2011, after which Olivia had a lot of praise for her ex. She also spent many months dating around and being seen with various eligible men (Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, etc). Olivia finally settled on Jason Sudeikis at some point, and they’ve been inseparable ever since. This is the backstory for this Olivia Wilde interview/monologue. Apparently, Olivia has now taken to discussing her lack of a quality sex life during her marriage to Tao. Which really sucks for him, right? After all, HE MADE HER A PRINCESS.

Olivia Wilde’s ladyparts cannot tell a lie. At These Girls (an evening of monologues, hosted by Glamour mag) in NYC Monday night, Wilde discussed trying to fake happiness with her ex-husband Tao Ruspoli towards the end of their eight-year marriage (the couple divorced in 2011). Ultimately, she says, she should have just listened to her, well . . .

“I felt like my vagina died,” she shared (via Vulture) of her sex life with the filmmaker and Italian prince, 36. “Turned off. Lights out . . . you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”

Wilde, 28, has since moved on from the heartache surrounding her split from Ruspoli; now, the Butter star (and her you-know-what) are happier than ever with her love of nine months, Jason Sudeikis.

Explaining that she is currently “blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love,” the actress boasted that she and the Saturday Night Live standout “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”

After delivering her monologue, Wilde caught up with Vulture, where she elaborated on her personal relationship manifesto.

“Sometimes your vagina dies,” she explained. “Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that.”

Added Wilde, “[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.”

Sudeikis sat in the audience to show his support during his girlfriend’s impassioned Monday night speech. (Recently, a source close to Wilde and the comedian, 37, told Us Weekly that the pair are “totally inseparable” and “living together now.”)

Although they’re going strong, marriage is something they’ll most likely hold off on, for now. (Sudeikis has also been married before; he divorced actress and screenwriter Kay Cannon in 2010).

“They’ve both been married, so they’ve already experienced that and know what it entails,” the insider shared. “It’s something for down the road.”

[From Us Weekly]

I understand the point she’s trying to make when she says men “are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.” I get it. She’s saying that sex/intimacy is important in any relationship and in any healthy marriage, and that men shouldn’t be the only ones who get to use the “biological necessity” excuse. The problem? It’s certainly f—king deeper than that, isn’t it? Olivia is making it absurdly simplified – like, “I didn’t have much of a sex life with him, but I have a great sex life with my new guy, so it was obviously my ex’s problem.” It might very well have been Tao’s problem. But very rarely is it so cut-and-dry. It feels like Olivia is just throwing her ex and his (malfunctioning?) dong under the bus and declaring victory for her vadge. What about self-reflection and communication? Or should we just applaud her for getting out of a marriage because of sex? Eh. How would we feel if a man had said this? Like, a dude comes out and says that his ex-wife made him feel like his dong had died, and he wasn’t going stick with a woman if he couldn’t get his rocks off? I feel like the reaction would be very different.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

These are some photos of the female stars of Butter, at the screening of the film in New York City last night. I just asked CB if it felt like Jennifer Garner had been promoting Butter for the past two years, because that’s the way it feels to me. We’ve seriously been covering photos and interviews in promotion for this film for a LONG time. The film finally gets a limited release next Friday.

Anyway, onto the fashion! Jennifer Garner wore Gucci… which is fascinating to me because Blake Lively currently has a Gucci contract. Cough. At first glance, the dress reminded me of that famous red Prada that Jennifer Aniston wore to the Emmys more than a decade ago, but really, this dress isn’t anything like it (except for being a shade of red, and strapless). While I like that Jennifer Garner went with a bold color, I think she would look better in a blue-red rather than this orange-red. She also needed to steam the dress. Oh, and she looks so much cuter when she does not flat-iron her hair and part it down the middle – this hairstyle isn’t flattering her face at all. Something nice: her body looks great! I love her arms.

Olivia Wilde wore Alexander McQueen – I really like this. It suits her, it flatters her, and I think Olivia has been looking really, really great lately. Maybe it’s because she’s in love with Jason Sudeikis and everything has come together? Or maybe she just found a great stylist.

Ashley Greene wore Donna Karan – she’s the face of the label, and she’s been wearing a lot of Donna Karan over the past year, to mixed results. I kind of like this on her too, even though it’s bridesmaid-y and it sort of washes her out. And it’s kind of matronly for someone so young, but I still kind of like it. I could actually imagine Jennifer Garner in this. And say what you will about Ashley’s nose (is it a nose job? I’m not so sure), but Ashley has GREAT hair. Her hair is super-pretty.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Here are some more photos from the twenty-million events in and around the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend. Let’s start with Michelle Williams, who looked happier than I’ve seen her in a long time. That is the look of love, people. Jason Segel has been in New York for the past week, and he and Michelle have been loved up. Michelle is even feeling bold enough to smile with her teeth! Anyway, Michelle wore this Giambattista Valli dress to the Take This Waltz premiere. I’m not in love with the dress, and she’s completely exhausted this silhouette. But sure. For what it is, and for the look she was going for, this is solid.

Here’s some Eric Bana, just because we rarely have new photos of him and this man is FINE.

Here’s James Franco, looking like a d-bag. Here’s the name of the film he’s promoting: Francophrenia (Or: Don’t Kill Me, I Know Where The Baby Is). For real.

Call me crazy, but Sarah Silverman looks really good here. I’m not even a fan.

Chris Colfer is adorable, isn’t he? Out of the entire Glee cast, I hope he’s the one that really breaks out and has a long career.

Olivia Wilde has been all over the Tribeca Film Festival for various reasons – she’s in some new films, but she’s also been to some premieres just for the hell of it. Here’s Olivia in Mason. Eh. I’m not crazy about it, but it’s not actively horrible. I can’t wait for her to dye her hair back too – this color doesn’t suit her at all. (Not even talking about the crazy Brian Atwood shoes, okay?)

And here’s Olivia in Prada. Now THIS is actively bad. And why would you put this horrible dress with those shoes? Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I’ve never really gotten why Olivia Wilde is as much of a “thing” as she seems to be. Like, I get why dudes like her – she’s pretty and she has a nice figure. She’s a half-decent actress – not award-worthy, but not actively bad either. But over the past few years, she gets promoted like she’s the greatest thing to ever hit Hollywood, like we’ve just been dying for a hot-girl-actress like Olivia. When really, she’s just kind of bland.

Anyway, Ol’ Cockburn (her birth name) covers the April issue of GQ UK. She seems to be promoting Butter, I suppose. That’s the film that she did with Jennifer Garner and Ashley Greene (cough, haha, cough). I wasn’t even going to cover this, but then I was reading Olivia’s quotes, and she kind of pissed me off.

Before Olivia Wilde began dating Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudeikis, the 27-year-old beauty was linked to a bevy of Hollywood hunks, including Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosling.

In the April issue of British GQ, the Butter star explains how being such a man magnet has affected her acting career.

“I was very sexually mature at a very young age,” Wilde says. “I was very comfortable with it and talking about it, and once someone hears a young woman speak candidly about sexuality, it’s like, ‘Whoa!’ You get labelled.”

Wilde even “pulled out” of the Linda Lovelace biopic because she wanted to be viewed in a different light. “I decided that it should go to someone who is not already sexualized by the public — Linda Lovelace was an innocent. Amanda [Seyfried] will do an amazing job.”

The actress also opens up about her 2011 divorce from Italian prince Tao Ruspoli, calling it a “peaceful parting” because “there were no kids involved.”

“We could see it as this wonderful chapter,” Wilde tells British GQ. “And anyway, you fall in love again. Oh God, to think that you only fall in love once in your entire life is such a depressing thought.”

[From Us Weekly]

I don’t give a crap about the “I’ve been labeled because I’m a girl who talks about sex” thing. Because that’s just Olivia acting like Megan Fox, hoping that more people will write about her if she says the word “sex” a lot. That’s just a standard-issue famewhore move that a lot of young actresses employ. What bugs me is the “I decided that it should go to someone who is not already sexualized by the public — Linda Lovelace was an innocent. Amanda [Seyfried] will do an amazing job” part. First of all, I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ROLES YOU PASSED ON. It’s disrespectful to the actresses who are now doing those roles. It’s bad form. Second of all, I have my doubts that Olivia was ever up for serious contention for any Linda Lovelace bio-pic – the initial rumors of her casting came from Olivia herself. That’s a lead role, and Ol’ Cockburn hasn’t proven that she can carry a film – she hasn’t even proven that she can participate in a hit film as part of an ensemble. So while it’s nice of her to say something nice about Seyfried (who has proven that she can carry a film), it’s also disingenuous (not to mention insulting) for Olivia to act like she was in serious contention for a lead role, and Amanda only got the role after Olivia stepped aside for such noble reasons.

Third point: “…It should go to someone who is not already sexualized by the public…” Bitch, please. Like that sexualization has been FORCED upon her. Like she didn’t actively participate in it. And, just by the way, Amanda Seyfried participates in the sexualization of her image as well. Both women have done barely-clothed photo shoots in men’s magazines, and both women give relatively explicit interviews. So maybe Olivia shouldn’t try so hard to convince us that it was all her choice that she’s not playing a lead role in a studio-backed film.

Here are some more shots from GQ UK of the public forcing Ol’ Cockburn to be so incredibly sexy.

Photos courtesy of GQ UK.