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May 5
'06
Michelle Rodriguez Interview and Total Request Live Appearance


Michelle Rodriguez appeared on MTV’s Total Request Live and Good Morning America yesterday. Her character was killed off this week’s episode of Lost, but she has played it off and insists it’s not due to her legal trouble:

The GIRL FIGHT star’s finale aired in America on Wednesday night (03MAY06) just days after her release from a Hawaii prison, where she served time for drink driving.

But she insists her legal problems had nothing to do with her departure from the show - she had always planned to quit the series before she became a regular member of the cast.

And now she’s keen to get on with her post-Lost life.

She says, “I planned it. When I signed on I kind of wanted (an) exit. I’m a gypsy, man. I need to be doing different things every year.

“I stays (sic) in one place too long, I get in trouble…”

Here’s a Good Morning America interview with Michelle and a quick recap of her death and love scene on Lost. She said that her death was planned from the beginning, but that she didn’t tell the other castmembers. She also said that her arrest taught her that it’s time to grow up.

Here are pictures of Michelle on Total Request Live [via] and some candids of her in Hollywood after being released from jail. [via] She must use the same cosmetic dentist as Hillary Duff.

Posted in Michelle Rodriguez, Television, Video

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May 5
'06
Star Jones exposed to HIV (not what you think); Oprah’s BFF to replace her


No, not in the obvious way. At least according to this story. The hospital where Star had the gastric bypass surgery that she refuses to admit to had a problem sterilizing its equipment. So this isn’t as sensational a story as we were hoping, either, sorry about that:

May 4. Talk show host Star Jones refuses to talk about how she managed to lose more than 100 pounds. But tabloids have reported that Jones achieved her massive weight loss by undergoing gastric bypass surgery at a San Diego hospital.

MediaTakeOut.com has just learned that the hospital where Star is reported to have undergone the surgery is warning its patients that they may have been exposed to HIV. Administrators at Scripps Memorial Hospital in San Diego told patients yesterday that because a nurse failed to properly clean instruments used in stomach-reduction surgery, they may have been exposed to the virus.

According to Don Stanziano, a spokesman for the hospital, “the risk (of HIV exposure) is extremely low but to be safe and take every precaution, we are having blood drawn and tested.” Stanziano also told MediaTakeOut.com that state health officials are investigating the nurse’s failure to properly sterilize the equipment.

[via]

If all this is true, and not some kind of conspiratorial cover up for the fact that Star’s husband infected her (we did not come up with this, the bulletin board where we found the news mentioned it first), then hopefully nothing happened to her, and she’ll be able to get on with her career of becoming the spokesperson for hemorrhoid cream after she gets booted off The View.

Oprah’s best friend, Gayle King, is said to be in the running for Star’s place on The View. Star is not considered long for the show now that Rosie is taking Meredith Vieira’s seat. Star’s contract is up in September:

Here we go: the biggest rumor of the week has Gayle King, Oprah Winfrey’s best friend, confidante and employee taking a seat behind the desk at “The View.”

King would be the perfect replacement for Meredith Vieira and Star Jones, that is if the latter decides to move on—or is pushed. King is a journalist and African American; she meets the criteria I suggested was needed here a few days ago.

Now, insiders say it’s not happening but other sources tell me oh yes it is. King did not return a call yesterday. But those close to new addition Rosie O’Donnell say she’s not only crazy about the idea, but would let King moderate the show if she wanted to.

Nearly anyone would make a better cohost then Star.

Posted in Plastic Surgery, Star Jones, Television

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May 5
'06
James Blunt is very poorly endowed

You're pitiful. It's, um, true.
We obviously dislike James Blunt and zealously report negative news about him. The latest is that the woman he cheated on his hapless now-ex girlfriend with says he has an itty bitty peter:

WORD of advice: Never cross Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Just days after revealing that James Blunt is a lousy lover, the posh babe has dropped a big hint why - he hasn’t got much to crow about the manhood department.

Tara, 34, who now calls the Brit winner James c*** after he reportedly slept with her behind the back of girlfriend Camilla Boler Tara stormed: “Let’s just say the whole experience was small in every sense of the word.”

Blunt broke up with his girlfriend over the phone after lying to her and saying he didn’t cheat with Tomkinson.

Tomkinson also says Blunt has been trying to contact her, but that she’s not going there again. Maybe Jessica Simpson will get word of this and let go of her foolish crush on the untalented singer.

Posted in James Blunt, Music, Weak

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May 5
'06
Jennifer Love Hewitt cannot get any nicer


Jennifer Love Hewitt came to the aid of a fallen paparazzo while out shopping in Beverly Hills. After the woman fell she helped her up and asked for a hug “so that I know you’re ok.” She was kind to the hoards of photographers following her and chatted with them. When she ran into Fred Savage, she told the paparrazi that he was her “first date ever” and talked about Savage’s wife expecting a baby. TMZ has a video of it. (link leads to page, not direct video.)

Here she is helping the photographer [via] and with her new hair extensions on the Late Late show. [via]

Posted in Jennifer Love Hewitt, Photos

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May 5
'06
Ed Norton, 36, dating 18 year-old costar Evan Rachel Wood


Ed Norton and Evan Rachel Wood starred in 2005’s Down in the Valley together, and if the latest Gawker stalker reports are true, it looks like they’re dating:

“Saw Ed Norton and Evan Rachel Wood at the AMC on W 34TH ST last night around 8pm. They were holding hands and looking cozy while they waited for soda and candy in front of us. He paid for her diet coke and M&Ms but got popcorn (”NO BUTTER! MAKE SURE THERE IS NO BUTTER!”) for himself. We saw them again on the sidewalk after the movie kissing and smiling at one another. Isn’t she like 15? They stole the taxi my boyfriend flagged down for us. Assholes.”

“Just saw Edward Norton having lunch at the Spotted Pig at the next table over. He looked really hot and was laughing a lot, talking into his phone. He seemed really friendly and talked a lot to the waitress. A few minutes later Evan Rachel Wood sauntered in looking pissed off. She gave him a hug, sat down, and was bitchy to the waitress. I left before they did but she seemed really unhappy with her salad.”

Sounds like they make a rude couple.

Thanks to ONTD for putting this together and finding these pictures from their Interview magazine spread.

Posted in Ed Norton, Evan Rachel Wood, Hookups

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May 5
'06
Courteney Cox works it


Courteney Cox is the new spokesperson for the Kinerase skin care line. My mom has used the stuff and says that it works well. She prefers a similar product, MD Forte, though. Here’s the PR blurb about Courteney’s endorsement:

Courteney Cox, is now the Kinerase spokesperson who promotes the brand. Courteney Cox also participates in the development of Kinerase line product extensions and has said “I love the Kinerase product and I have thoroughly enjoyed working with the Valeant team. I’ve been approached by more than a hundred skin care and cosmetics brands to promote their products. I never even considered promoting any product until I discovered Kinerase. It simply works!”

(PRWEB) May 4, 2006 — Kinerase is one of the most prescribed skin care products by dermatologist and plastic surgeons. Kinerase skin care line is manufactured by Valeant Pharmaceuticals Internationals - a research-based pharmaceutical company that discovers, develops, manufactures and markets a broad range of pharmaceutical products.

Courtney voices an animated character in the upcoming movie Barnyard, and she plays a tabloid editor in a pilot for the FX Network called Dirt. Both projects are completed and due for release, and she has several more in production.

Here she is leaving an office building in NY yesterday. These pictures are a little too nice, and she may have wanted the paparrazi to know where she was. [via]

Posted in Courteney Cox, Endorsements

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May 5
'06
Mischa Barton to get killed off The O.C.?


Spoiler alert - if we haven’t already spoiled it for you. Sorry about that.
Mischa Barton’s character on The O.C., Marissa Cooper, may die of a drug overdose. Barton has several films coming up and is said to be tired of her ongoing role on the series:

Mischa Barton is being killed off in The O.C. The brunette star’s troubled character, Marissa Cooper, is to reportedly exit the hit US teen drama after taking a drugs overdose. A source revealed: “Mischa is definitely going. She hasn’t been happy for a while and producers think its best she leaves. It is the perfect end to the current series.”

News of Mischa’s departure comes in the wake of reports suggesting she was trying to get fired from the show by pulling a host of sickies. The 20-year-old actress allegedly had become worried about the show’s spiralling ratings and concerned about being typecast as a teen brat.

According to reports, in the last few months Mischa has frequently called in sick or arrived late on set to the displeasure of her bosses.

Marissa had a near-brush with death when she took a handful of prescription drugs while in Mexico in season one of The O.C. Ryan found her passed out, heroically saving her just in time. It will be a sad end to her character, and that’s too bad that she’s not waiting out the end of the series.

O.C. creator Josh Schwartz says the show will go on for one more year, and that there will be a major plot climax at the end of this season. It sounds like he might be talking about Marissa’s death.

I think we’ve got at least one more good year in us, so we’re going to do some pretty radical stuff at the end of this year. The season finale is going to be the craziest thing we’ve ever done and it will launch the show in a whole new direction next year. So I’m excited about next season. And then beyond, I don’t know. We’ll see.

Here is Barton with Hayden Christensen in their film in production, The Decameron, a love story set in the middle ages. It is listed on IMDB with the title Guilty Pleasures.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Mischa Barton, Television

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May 5
'06
Nicole Richie’s VF shoot retouched to add weight


Liz Smith mentions in her column in the NY Post today that the photos that accompany Nicole Richie’s interview in Vanity Fair were retouched to make her look healthy:

IT IS impossible not to be rather moved, and profoundly disturbed, by the Nicole Richie profile in the June Vanity Fair, in which Nicole discusses her weight issues with writer Leslie Bennetts. However, what is more disturbing is the photo layout. Here is a young woman who, when caught by the candid camera, looks as if she needs to be hauled away and force-fed. But in VF, she is posed and angled and retouched . . . to appear almost normal - a physical ideal for susceptible young (and not-so-young) women. Ick! And of course, how bizarre that Richie became a “star” as soon as her weight dropped to scary skinny. She is famous for being thin. It is truly a new world.

Nicole Richie became famous as soon as she started showing up for tons of events, and that just happened to coincide with her weight loss, probably because she had higher self esteem. While the ideal for slenderness in Hollywood is out of bounds and harmful to young women, I don’t think that Richie’s stardom can be attributed to her stick thin appearance. It is obviously unhealthy and not a good role model for anyone of course.

You can see the retouching in the photos below. In a picture of RIchie wearing underwear and kissing herself in the mirror, her butt looks a little too round to be real. Her face also looks less deathly.

The red string bracelet that Richie wears on her right wrist may not be a sign of anorexic pride that it can also stand for. (Some images are shown flipped, and the bracelet is really on her right hand.) It is from Kitson and is adorned with a gold hamsa, a protective jewish symbol. It’s just, uh, a coincidence that anorexics also wear red string bracelets on their right wrists while Kabbalah followers wear them on their left wrists.

Richie admits in her Vanity Fair interview that she’s too thin and that she’s getting help from a doctor and a nutritionist.

Pictures [via]

Posted in Magazines, Nicole Richie, Photos, Weight Loss

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May 5
'06
“Pete Doherty’s Bloody Art” Links


- Pete Doherty’s blood paintings are for sale (A Socialite’s Life)
- Nick Lachey seen leaving same club as Cacee Cobb (Blog NYC)
- Janet Jackson fat no more - take three (Egotastic)
- Gwen Stefani hurts her finger (Just Jared)
- Denise Richards refuses to let Charlie Sheen’s parents see their grandchildren (IDLYITW)
- Kellie Pickler gets felt up (yeeeah)
- Vince Vaughn on Jennifer Aniston: “I’m not saying we are or aren’t a couple” (Glitterati)
- The Cox-Arquettes say hi to bubble boy (PopSugar)
- Heather Locklear shops the pain away (Hollywood Rag)
- Wilmer works his charm on Tera Patrick (Hollywood Tuna)
- Catfight in the halls of The View (CityRag)
- Korean scientists develop sexy female love machine (The Bastardly)
- Charlie Sheen’s tranny prostitute (DListed)
- Happy Cinco de Mayo with Salma Hayek (I’m not obsessed)

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May 6
'06
Cele|bitchy week in review: fake news


Our distrust in the gossip industry peaked this week, with several rumors being debunked, and fake quotes circulating like wildfire.

  • The week started out with news of Ellen Degeneres’ big win and a large picture post from last Friday’s Daytime Emmy Awards.
  • Star Jones showed her smug plastic face and unconvincingly altered cleavage at the Daytime Emmys. It came out yesterday that she may have been exposed to HIV while undergoing gastric bypass surgery, and that Oprah’s best friend Gayle King may replace her on The View
  • Stars strutted their stuff with their favorite designers at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum in NY. The theme was British fashion, and a herbally-enhanced Sienna Miller presided over the festivities in a too-short gold sequined dress and messy hair.
  • Brad Pitt flew back to America to get help for Zahara’s medical condition, rickets. Angelina Jolie was said to want a water birth, and all sorts of other tidbits were circulating about the Jolie-Pitts. It turned out that none of those rumors were true.
  • Also in the “fake news” department was Britney Spears’ much-awaited press conference on Thursday. The news was based on a quote from a fictional Sony executive. Britney also is said to be having a baby girl, and will be monitored by Children and Family Services as a result of Sean Preston’s fall.
  • Crazy Tom Cruise was all over the place promoting Mission Impossible 3 and giving adjective-strewn quotes. Cruise was in Mexico City, on The Late Show, storming NY, and making kissy-face with “Kate” in LA.

    One thing he didn’t do was oversee Katie’s fitness program with Buff Brides. We know the creator of Buff Brides, Sue Fleming, and she assured us that she never met Katie Holmes and did not say that Tom was managing her post baby shape-up plan.

  • Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos broke up, and Paris promptly shacked up and partied with a newly minted pro football player. Lindsay Lohan may have stolen Stavros away from Paris, but she doesn’t seem to care much. Stavros wasn’t satisfied with Lohan and staged a drunken pity party outside of Paris’ house. She gave him some mercy sex as a consolation prize.
  • Lindsay Lohan still wants to try to clean up her image with a vague plan for some humanitarian work. She attended the Minnesota premiere of A Prarie Home Companion, and got told to put out her cigarette by Cameron Diaz while at a NY Club.
  • Nicole Richie partied at Coachella, admitted that she’s too thin and has sought help, and will appear in a retouched spread and interview in Vanity Fair.
  • Michelle Rodriguez got out of jail, likes hot lesbian action, and had her character killed off Lost this week. She appeared on on Good Morning America and on Total Request Live in a see through top. While she admitted that she needs to grow up, she doesn’t seem too concerned about her second DUI arrest and short imprisonment.
  • Jessica Simpson may be hooking up with her ex, Nick Lachey, in secret hotel trysts, and she may also be interested in hooking up with poorly endowed singer James Blunt.

  • Posted in Fake News, Week in Review

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