These are some of the cutest photos I’ve ever seen. David and Victoria Beckham took all of their kids to Disneyland a few days ago, and these are just some of the photos from their trip. Usually, when a celebrity takes their kid to Disneyland, the Disney machine makes sure that there are some “official” photos of the celebrity and, like, Mickey Mouse. I haven’t seen any of those – which makes me think that the Family Beckham just decided to celebrate the kids getting out of school, and just went to Disneyland as complete civilians.

Y’all know I’m not even that much of a baby person, right? But I adore Harper Seven Beckham. She looks like both of her parents, and yet… different. She’s so amazingly chubby! And I love that her daddy is holding her the whole time, in every photo. She seems like a very docile baby, right? Whenever she’s with either of her parents, there are never any tantrums or anything.

Another favorite part of these photos: Harper got TWO hats. She has a cute little straw hat to shield her little face from the sun. AND she got a mouse-ear hat!

I always say this, but it’s worth saying again – the Beckhams really are a close family, and I buy that both David and Victoria are VERY hands-on with their kids. It shows.

PS… Posh is wearing flats. And I LOVE her maxi-dress.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Charlize Theron is interviewed on today’s Ellen DeGeneres Show. Usually, I just kind of ignore Ellen’s interviews – I mean, I like Ellen and everything, but I’m not crazy about doing a lot of coverage from television interviews. But this one moved me. Charlize has been doing press for Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman for weeks now, but somehow she’s managed to avoid really talking about her son Jackson, and the adoption process she went through and all of that. But she gives it up to Ellen, including some personal photos of her dogs and her son.

Charlize describes bringing a newborn son into a household that includes two dogs, saying: “It was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed. From the moment this baby came into our home. Those two dogs have never been more in love. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed… People keep saying, oh you’re a single mom and I’m like actually I’m not. I got two boys (her dogs) helping me out. It’s incredible.” She says her terrier mutt Berkley is “the pacifier thief… He’ll just lay there with the pacifier in his mouth.” And Charlize says her Pit Bull “woke up with me for every feed, for every change, and whenever the baby would cry the Pitt would start crying.”

Charlize also confirms that she adopted Jackson from America, not Africa, and that she brought him home when he was nine days old. She describes her two-year adoption process: “You know, it took me a while. The process, it took around two years. My Mom said the most beautiful thing. I’m going to cry. She said,…it took me nine months to fall in love with you were growing in my stomach. She’s like it took you two years to fall in love with this little baby. It really took two years of just waiting and then one day it’s finally there. It just feels exactly how it’s supposed to feel. I don’t know how to describe it. It just feels right.”

Here’s the video – you should watch it just for the photos of Charlize’s dogs with the baby.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

It’s hard to recap all the news about celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (Goop’s maybe-former BFF who got dumped by Madonna), but I feel very confident saying that she’s a scam artist. Many people have commented that they’ve been helped by her workout DVDs, which is fine, but her business practices are often illegal and fraudulent. She’s been sued six times in her native Indiana and she has a well documented history of not paying her bills or rent and then picking up and leaving her creditors in the lurch.

Around the time that Madonna dumped Tracy as her beck and call trainer, Tracy was dating Philippe van den Bossche, the former head of Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity. That was in the fall of 2009 and millions of dollars in donations went “coincidentally” missing from the charity under van den Bossche’s watch. Much hyped plans for a girls’ school in Malawi had to be scrapped and the charity was put under investigation for tax evasion.

Fast forward less than three years and Tracy married some other guy and just had his baby. It’s very sketchy, like a lot of things this woman gets involved with. Here’s more, from US Weekly.

The celebrity personal trainer and her husband Matt Mogol welcomed baby Penelope into the world on Monday, Us Weekly can confirm exclusively. Penelope, Anderson and Mogol’s first child together, weighed in at 5 lbs., 10 oz. and joins stepbrother Sam, Anderson’s 13-year-old son with her first husband, former NBA star Eric Anderson.

Back in March, the fitness pro and founder of The Tracy Anderson Method was feted with a baby shower that boasted a celebrity guest list: Catt Sadler, Sally Pressman and Nicole Richie. Absent A-list pals and clients including Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lopez, Courteney Cox and Jessica and Kate Capshaw sent along items from her registry like a $500 Fresco Bloom high chair and three months’ worth of diapers from Jessica Alba’s Honest Company.

“Everything was very girly,” a source told Us about the baby bash. “The cake and tablecloths were all pink and green. Each table had Barbie dolls that were custom-made to look like workout Barbies carrying weights. They had Miss Piggys — little toys where you push on the toy and you hear the [Olivia Newton John] song ‘Let’s Get Physical.’”

[From US Weekly]

Here’s my question in the title. If Goop only sent a gift and didn’t bother to attend Tracy’s baby shower, does that mean they had a falling out? At least she sent something, but I doubt these two are close anymore. I checked and the last time Gwyneth shilled any of Tracy’s products in her newsletter was back in October, 2011. Gwyneth invested money in Tracy’s NY fitness studio in early 2009. Given this woman’s history of money and business management, I doubt Goop has seen a return on her investment. In a February Bazaar profile, Goop said she still works out with Tracy daily, though. You would think if that’s still the case she would have come to her baby shower.

Anyway, congratulations to Tracy and her latest husband on their new baby. I’ll say something nice: Penelope is a cute name.

Tracy and the former head of Madonna’s charity, Philippe van den Bossche, in May, 2010. Her bulimia cheeks have gone down a lot since then.

Photo credit: PRPhotos and WENN.com

Rachel Uchitel finally gave birth – to a baby girl! As you may remember, Uchitel is probably most famous for being the mistress of two married men within the same year – first David Boreanaz and then Tiger Woods. Both men eventually had to come clean about their respective affairs with Rachel. Rachel and David Boreanaz had an affair while his wife was pregnant with his second child, and the thing with Rachel was the only affair he had to admit (or got caught in). As for Tiger… well, you know how that turned out. Rachel was only his first (known) in a long line of (trashy) side-pieces while he was married.

But even Rachel got a second chance. She met an unmarried guy and they got married, she moved to San Francisco, she got pregnant (in no particular order). Her husband, Matt Hahn, is ten years younger than her. And now they’re both first-time parents to baby girl Wyatt Lilly. Thoughts on the name “Wyatt” for a girl? I’m not crazy about it, but it could be a family name I guess.

Former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel and her new hubby Matt Hahn are the proud new parents of a baby girl named Wyatt Lilly, Matt posted to his Facebook page Wednesday.

The baby weighed in at just more than 7 pounds, and “both Rachel and baby are resting comfortably,” according to Rachel’s spokesperson.

After marrying Hahn at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas this past October, Uchitel told us exclusively that she planned on getting pregnant.

The 37-year-old Manhattan party planner became a tabloid regular after she was revealed as the first mistress in the Tiger Woods sex saga, setting off a domino effect of more than a dozen women emerging to tell stories of their trysts with the then-married golfer. Rachel parlayed her fame into a stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where she sought guidance for her love addiction.

She was also reportedly seeing Bones star David Boreanaz at one point.

Years earlier, Uchitel gained notoriety in a famous New York Post photo, as she mourned the loss of her one-time fiancée Andy O’Grady, a businessman who perished in the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center.

Hahn, currently a businessman based out of San Francisco, played college football at Penn State from 2004 to 2007 under the late Joe Paterno.

[From Radar]

I like how Rachel Uchitel is so trashy, even Radar doesn’t want to explicitly detail how crazy her exploits were. She wasn’t “reportedly seeing Bones star David Boreanaz at one point.” They had an affair while he was married. She tried to blackmail him into admitting it, and it worked, sort of. Anyway, congrats to Rachel and Matt and little Wyatt. I hope everyone is happy and healthy and everything works out.

Photos courtesy of Rachel Uchitel’s Twitter.

People always assume that because I’m half-Indian, I have strong feelings about the name “India” for an actual person. I don’t have some major opinion on it really. Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky welcomed their first child on Friday – a baby girl they named India. I don’t know if she’s got a middle name, but I kind of like the simplicity of “India Hemsworth”. It’s cute. Lord Mountbatten (“The Last Viceroy” of India) named his daughter India as well – that’s what I always associate it with. I guess I’ve just grown to the point where I don’t mind if people name their babies country-names. Name your child China, or India, or America. Name him England. Name her Ireland. Name him Egypt. Name her or him Kenya. All of those names are totally not as bad as some of the other names I’ve heard.

Thor’s a dad! Chris Hemsworth, who flexes his superhero muscles in The Avengers, and his actress wife Elsa Pataky welcomed a baby girl on Friday.

They named their first child India. “We love the country and love the name,” Hemsworth, 28, tells USA Today.

Hemsworth, who also stars in the upcoming Snow White and the Huntsman, and Pataky, 35, who appeared in Fast Five, tied the knot in 2010.

When she announced her pregnancy, the Spanish beauty had some other news – for Hemsworth. – saying he’d better brush up on his language skills.

“I’m only going to speak to the baby in Spanish,” she said in an interview in Hola! magazine. “I already told my husband, ‘Get ready fast with Spanish because, if not, you’re not going to be able to understand what we say.”

[From People Magazine]

I never realized the age difference between Chris and Elsa – I thought he was older than 28 and I thought she was younger than 35. Oh well – I’m sure it will work. Those Aussie boys seems to mate for life. Is it interesting that Chris and Elsa welcomed their baby just a few months after Chris’s fellow Avenger Robert Downey Jr. welcomed his son? Maybe little Exton Elias and India Hemsworth will end up together one day. They’ll be a crime-fighting duo. Or, you know, actors.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

It’s the new thing, you know. Mothers wearing crazy heels while holding their infants. I feel like it’s a trend on par with the whole “not wearing your drawers and flashing the paparazzi” thing of 2006. These are photos of Charlize Theron holding her son Jackson Theron in Paris. We just saw photos of Jackson for the first time two days ago, also in Paris. I think that was Charlize arriving in town for a quick promotional stop for Snow White and the Huntsman (Kristen Stewart was also in town), and in these photos, Charlize and Jackson are boarding a flight to London. Is that a private plane?

Does the “wearing high heels while carrying a baby” issue really matter in the age of celebrity special treatment? My guess is that Charlize was only walking in those heels, carrying Jackson, for a short distance, for a short amount of time. Then she was resting comfortably in first class… or, if this is a private plane, there was even less time and distance involved. And it’s not like she has to carry her own luggage or juggle all of the baby crap while holding the baby. What I always hear from commenters is “I would never even dare wear those heels while carrying a baby because what if I fell?” Have you ever seen Charlize The Fierce Bitch unable to work her stilettos, though? She won’t fall.

But yeah… traveling in stilettos? I’m not cut out for it. I swear, sometimes I’m all “Damn, my flip-flops are pinching!” I’m a weak bitch when it comes to shoewear.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Whenever I’ve written about Jessica Simpson in the past week, I’ve sort of idly wondered if she did end up having a C-section, as was widely reported before the birth of little Maxwell Drew. I wouldn’t blame Jessica if she did have a C-section – she was so big, and seriously, WHY NOT? I don’t get judgy about elective C-sections. This week’s In Touch Weekly – the publication that correctly identified Jessica’s baby name – says that Jessica totally had a C-section and that it was “painful.”

Of course, this piece of information comes in a story that I don’t put a lot of stock in – it’s all about how Jessica is going right back to work immediately, which… isn’t happening. Sure, Jessica has got the deal with Weight Watchers, but I don’t see her starting that for several months. In Touch also says Jessica gained a total of “80 pounds” while pregnant. Do you believe that? I’d say 50-60 pounds – remember, Jessica is a short girl, and remember where Jessica started out. Thankfully, In Touch says that Eric Johnson is encouraging Jessica to take it easy, to spend time with the baby and to not stress out over the weight. This seems to be the new theme in this week’s tabloids - “Eric is actually an okay father.” The Enquirer has a story about that too, and I enjoyed the hell out of it:

Proud mama Jessica Simpson says since she gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, fiancé Eric Johnson has turned from macho to marshmellow.

“Eric is crazy about Max and can’t stop staring at her,” revealed a source close to the couple. “He was excited when Jess told him she was pregnant, but he never dreamed he’d fall so deeply in love with his baby girl so fast.”

“Both Jess and Eric are infatuated with baby Max that she’s always in the arms of either her mommy or her daddy,” said the source. “She weighed 9 pounds 13 ounces at birth and is like a little Butterball turkey. Her chubby cheeks and roly-poly legs crack up Jess and Eric. Jessica is still tired from the birth and trying to catch up on her sleep. But Eric has been getting up in the middle of the night and first thing in the morning just to look at his new daughter and listen to her breathe.”

“Eric’s been singing silly songs and talking like a baby to Max,” said the source. “And Jessica is having a great time watching the two bond. Life has never been better for them.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

“She…is like a little Butterball turkey. Her chubby cheeks and roly-poly legs crack up Jess and Eric.” Are newborns ever that roly-poly? Aren’t they mostly wrinkled, and then they start getting the “chubby baby legs” when they’re, like, two months old? I have no idea. Because I’m not a baby person. If you want to talk about dogs, that’s my wheelhouse. Anyway, I did like that Enquirer story. I mean, of course Eric really doesn’t have anything else to do but be a good dad – it’s not like Eric has a job or anything. He’s a total K-Fed. But it’s nice that he’s being super-supportive and that he’s already enchanted by his little girl.

Photos courtesy of Elle, WENN.

Giuliana Rancic and her husband Bill have shared their entire journey trying to conceive a baby. From their two rounds of unsuccessful IVF, to Giuliana’s cancer diagnosis, to her double mastectomy and reconstruction, to the happy news that they’re expecting via gestational carrier, it’s all been shown on their Style reality show, and used to promote the show in interviews. They even recorded a video message for their future baby and shared it with the public – before they even knew they were having a baby. This is how “open” this couple is, although I believe it’s more about marketing their personal lives. That’s ok, that’s their job as reality stars and I do believe they’ve helped a lot of people by sharing their story. So you’ll excuse me if I call bullsh*t on this claim by Giuliana Rancic that she’s not yet sure whether she’s going to put her soon-to-be-born baby on television. Wasn’t that the whole point of all the lead up? Here’s what she told E!

As for her bundle of joy, Rancic won’t reveal the gender but did say that she has started picking out baby names. “It’s not going to be a Hollywood-type, weird name that people can’t pronounce,” she said. “I think it will be traditional but not used frequently.”

Rancic also has to decide whether her baby will be featured on her reality show Giuliana & Bill. “We’ve thought about that,” she said. “It’s definitely come up in conversation, and it’s this sort of thing where I think we just need to have the baby first and then figure out is this going to work or not.”

[From E! Online]

Maybe I’m being too influenced by E!’s take on Giuliana’s comments, and she’s just saying that it might be a crazy time for them and they’re not sure if they can continue filming right after their baby comes home. I tend to think that they don’t have to think twice about it, and that this is what they’ve been waiting for all along, so of course the child is going to grow up on television. This is what they do, they put their lives on TV and their kid(s) are going to be on TV too. I would like to be wrong, I would like for Giuliana and Bill to put the kibosh on their show and say that they want to focus on their child and on giving him or her a nice, normal life outside of television. Wouldn’t that be something, for a couple to give up fame and cash for the baby they’ve waited and hoped for for years? Yeah, that’s not going to happen.

Here’s Giuliana at an event to raise money for prostate and breast cancer research on 5-9-12. She looks unwell, but that may be because we’re not used to seeing her with her hair pulled back. I am not a fan of her see through dress, but her shoes are kind of cute. I would wear them. Giuliana and Bill are shown at the E! upfronts on 4-30-12. Credit: FameFlynet, Inc.

This is probably the cutest, sweetest, loveliest photo that exists of Bruce Willis. Bruce’s wife Emma Heming posted on her Twitter. Sidenote: did you know Emma Heming had a Twitter account? I didn’t. Anyway, Emma, Bruce and five-week-old baby girl Mabel Ray are in Budapest while, presumably, Bruce is working on a film. Perhaps it’s A Good Day To Die Hard, yet another Die Hard sequel? Probably. Emma tagged the photo with “A beautiful day in Budapest with the loves of my life. Daddy and Mabel cracking each other up.” So cute. Is that Bruce actually cracking a smile? Is the tough guy showing some vulnerability?

Even though some might think Bruce would love a son, I think he’s probably pretty happy with his daughters. Little Mabel Ray is the first child for Bruce and Emma together. Bruce has three adult daughters with Demi Moore, as you know – Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 18. By most accounts, Bruce is the “stable parent” for those girls. The tabloids even claimed that Scout and Tallulah don’t even have anything to do with Demi at this point, and when they’re in LA, they just stay with their dad permanently. I wonder how the adult girls feel about their newborn half-sister?

PS… I’m looking through Emma’s Twitter feed, and it’s kind of interesting. She tweets a lot about her boobs and nursing the baby, but she also retweeted a funny one from Coca Rocha: “No working model is happy for Brad Pitt and his new gig as the `face’ of Chanel No. 5. #ThingsBitterModelsSay”.

Photos courtesy of Emma Heming’s Twitter, WENN.

Jessica Simpson finally gave birth to her daughter Maxwell Drew last week, on May 1st. Since the birth, the tabloids have been full of stories based on “unnamed sources” that sound a great deal like Papa Joe Simpson (especially the stuff about Jessica and breastfeeding, of course). But until now, Jessica hasn’t said anything beyond the official announcement on her website. Last night, Jessica finally tweeted about her baby girl, writing, “I am so in love with baby Maxwell. I want to cry every time I look at her. Motherhood is by far the best thing I’ve ever experienced.”

[Via Jessica’s Twitter]

She’s so cute. I really do like Jessica, you know. I think she needs a better internal filter so she doesn’t end up giving interviews about her bodily functions, and I’m going to be forever haunted by the visual of her gushing amniotic fluid, but still, I like her. I hope motherhood is everything and more for Jess. Also: what do you think of Jessica using her daughter’s full name, Maxwell? I thought she was going to call her “Maxi”? Did she have second thoughts?

Life & Style (via HL) also has a source who claims that “Maxwell looks a lot like her mom: same cheeks and nose! Her hair’s brown, but it’s getting blonder every day.” Yes, because heaven forbid Jessica Simpson give birth to a brunette!!! The (blonde) angels would weep. The friend also says that Jessica is breastfeeding like a champ and she’s changing diapers too: “She was born for this role.”

And Jessica covers the new issue of Us Weekly.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.