Demi Moore was widely criticized for acting the fool at parties for Art Basel in Miami about a month ago. She was photographed dancing like a chicken, and she was acting so goofy that her new much-younger boyfriend, 26 year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel, dumped her for potentially damaging his business reputation. After that we didn’t hear much about Demi except when Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce at Christmas finally, after they were separated for over a year. So what did Demi do to get over her heartbreak? She headed to a fitness resort and boned a bunch of random young guys. That’s one way to handle it:

Just after Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce from her, Demi Moore spent Christmas week shaping up at a bikini boot camp, engaging in yoga, Zumba dancing, circuit training, meditation — and hot hook-ups with younger men – according to a new report from Star.

A source described the bootcamp at Tulum, Mexico’s Amansala resort as a “weight-loss vacation” where “guests tend to be accomplished women in their 30s and 40s,” and word has it that 50-year-old Demi burned up more than a few calories between the sheets!

Eyewitnesses added that the soon-to-be ex-wife of Kutcher was seen retreating to her room with younger men more than once; and that the resort fielded a call from a guest grousing that Demi’s “very, very loud sex” had been keeping them awake.

“Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33,” a guest told Star. “There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”

Another source said that in an odd twist, Demi wanted to be addressed by the name “Topper,” an esoteric reference to a 1937 Cary Grant film in which a man lives his life to the fullest.

“Demi almost came across as, I wouldn’t go as far as to say bipolar, but up and down,” one source said, while another said that Demi’s “back-and-forth behavior just kind of killed the mood.”

[From Radar Online]

I believe this happened, but I really want to at least see an instagram of Demi on the dancefloor at this resort. It seems like someone would have tweeted a photo of her or something. Also, what the hell is this “Topper” business? So Demi is going through a midlife crisis (a little late, no offense but it is) and she’s embracing it? You know, it was actually really clever of her, in her ADHD drugged-out state, to use a guy’s moniker. She’s reminding us that if a man were cruising for young chicks on holiday no one would think twice about it. Or maybe she stupidly thought she had a genius pseudonym. I shouldn’t give her too much credit. It’s not like was trying to find herself on a spiritual retreat to a remote location. She was partying and bedding guys.

Update: Yes, there are pictures! Both Star and The National Enquirer have them this week, including Demi talking to some young guy and looking flirty, and evidence that she was signing up for activities as “Topper.” Ridiculous.

Demi Moore is shown at a party in Miami for creeper photographer Terry Richardson on 12-7-12. Credit: WENN.com

I really thought we’d have at least another six months or so before reporting upon this type of story; that is, Tom Cruise supposedly has a new (and improved!) love interest after the ceremonious collapse of his ill-fated marriage to Katie Holmes. Speaking of which, Tom’s team was really pushing hard for us to believe that he and “Kate” were totally sleeping together while he was in NYC a few weeks ago to promote Jack Reacher, right? As for Katie’s side of the story, her team wisely ignored such tactics. However (and I admit this next development caused much amusement on my behalf over the weekend), Katie was photographed a few days ago wearing a puffy, blue jacket that strongly resembled Tom’s puffy, blue jacket, which has made several appearances of its own on the red carpet. Coincidence, or just a mutual case of bad fashion? I’m inclined to vote for the latter possibility.

Now for the real meat of this story, which is that Tom Cruise has “officially” moved on from the ashes of his third marriage with a new romance. Part of me wonders whether this mysterious new woman is really the same chick who served as his “escort” at a recent Scientology gala, and I also wonder if the CO$ has reframed her history as an ordinary restaurant manager, which is entirely plausible. After all, Tom’s next wife must not be traceable as a mail-order bride, and she definitely must not have prominent incisor teeth. Here’s the InTouch story with the proverbial money shot cover that shows Tom’s new “love interest,” and … doesn’t this woman look an awful lot like Nazanin Boniadi after the aforementioned teeth filing? Just saying.

In Touch can exclusively reveal that only six months after his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new woman in his life — brunette beauty Cynthia Jorge, a 26-year-old Queens, N.Y., native and NYC restaurant manager.

The 50-year old Mission: Impossible star was spotted “sweeping her around the dance floor,” of NYC’s Le Baron nightclub in the early morning hours of Dec. 18, an eyewitness details in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

“He was mesmerized by Cynthia,” the eyewitness dishes to In Touch. “She had her hair in a bun, wore tight black pants and looked gorgeous.”

The pair first met Dec. 16 at the Lower East Side hot spot Beauty & Essex, where Cynthia works as a manager. As Tom left the restaurant after a meal of sashimi and empanadas with business associates, Cynthia handed the superstar her card, a restaurant insider tells In Touch.

The bold gesture paid off: The next day, Tom called Beauty & Essex at least twice trying to track down Cynthia — and was “put on hold for a very long time!” according to the insider, who adds that when he couldn’t get her on the phone, the insistent actor got a message to her.

Less than 24 hours later, the duo — along with some friends — met up at Le Baron, where Cynthia huddled with Tom in a booth when he wasn’t pulling her out on the dance floor. “They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.”

And things weren’t totally G-rated. “At one point, they began grinding together,” the witness tells In Touch. “It was straight out of Dirty Dancing. Tom seemed to be in his own world, completely smitten.”

At the end of their night together, Cynthia was treated to one of the action star’s signature grand romantic gestures: Tom had made sure a private car was waiting outside the club to get her home safely. “It was obvious,” says the source. “He’s enamored with this woman.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

This is really gross, people. From what I can tell from my limited vantage point, this woman is either the next Mrs. Tom Cruise (after a top-secret ceremony at Gold Base) or she’s just a disposable red herring who serves as a masquerade for Tom’s next round of currently-ongoing, super-secret, Hollywood-starlet auditions.

Aside from the obvious disgusting factor here, does anything about this scenario remind anyone else of, say, Demi Moore’s recent behavior? After all, Demi has also been “grinding” on a 27-year-old dude and then dated a different 26-year-old guy. Both Tom and Demi are chasing a past that never existed, and they’re both doing so in a very embarrassing way. Of course, the obvious question here is this: Why don’t Tom Cruise and Demi Moore date each other? The answer, of course, is that they belong to different cults, and the CO$ doesn’t swing with the Kabbalah crowd. Otherwise, this could have possibly been a match made in Xenu heaven.

Photos courtesy of In Touch, Fame/Flynet, and WENN

Another day, another story of some sad developments in Demi Moore’s life. The last we heard, she was getting dumped by her 26 year-old hookup for bringing him too much negative attention in Miami when he was trying to do business as an art dealer at Art Basel. At a party just before Vito Schnabel called it off, Demi was photographed and seen generally acting the fool, dancing in short shorts while other people were seated.

At another party in Miami, a source tells In Touch that Demi “partied until almost 4:30 a.m. She was by far the biggest party animal, her clothes coming off, making everyone uncomfortable.” Their source sums it up “For the past 15 years, Demi’s been dancing on tabletops trying to hang on to her youth.” Another source tells Star that “it’s so sad to see one of the most beautiful and famous women in the world acting so pathetic. She is oozing desperation.” Demi’s young adult daughters seem to agree, and according to the NY Daily News they’re still not talking to their mom. Apparently they made some tentative steps toward reconciling, but then Demi got wild again and messed things up with her girls.

Following her well-publicized off-the-wall behavior during Miami’s Art Basel, the small progress Demi Moore made patching things up with her daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, has come to a halt.

Moore’s daughters, whom she shares with Bruce Willis, cut off contact with their mom after her January hospitalization for inhaling nitrous oxide through whip-its, in a tough love approach to see Moore get healthy again.

They had initially stood by their 50-year-old mom after her split from 34-year-old Ashton Kutcher last year, thinking she was just “distraught.” But as her behavior has grown increasingly erratic in recent months — with her major weight loss, partying and cougar lifestyle taking center stage — the three girls decided again that removing themselves from her “needy” clutch was the way to go.

“Rumer is really the one making the decision to do this as the oldest,” a source close to the 24-year-old tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey. As the girls started to get close to their mom again last spring, the sources say Moore got weird once more.

“Around the time Bruce’s wife Emma (Heming) had the baby, it was this scary sense of, ‘Demi went off her rocker again,’” says our source. In April, Willis and Heming had an baby named Mabel Ray.

“Bruce is now very much out of the spotlight and the kids were very happy about that. They started feeling that Demi needs to stay home and be more of a mother. She checked into rehab and they’d always been pushing for her to do that. (But) After Art Basel, she came out partying and dancing on tables again.”

The source adds that Demi’s last boy toy, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel, runs in the same circles with Rumer Willis, and she was absolutely mortified about the fling.

“The kids are old enough to band together, Rumer being the ringleader,” says the insider. Our insider says Moore is also harboring animosity toward her girls because she feels they took Kutcher’s side after the split. According to our insider, “The family is very much divided.”

[From The NY Daily News]

What would you do if you were 24 and your 50 year-old mom was dating some guy you knew through friends and generally acting like a teenager? You would probably hide in shame and stop talking to her. I know that I wouldn’t have the maturity at 24 to think “this is my mom, I have to help her.” I don’t even know if that’s the right approach to this. Demi is probably still an addict. If she’s acting like this in public imagine how frustrating it must be for her daughters trying to deal with her. They can’t help her until she’s ready for it.

Demi Moore is shown with creepy photographer Terry Richardson on 12-7-12 at his book release party. Credit: WENN.com

It’s been almost a year since Demi Moore has hit a red carpet with any regularity, a year in which she attended rehab after an overdose and faced life as a single woman. It’s pretty clear from the way she’s been acting lately that nothing has changed for her and that she’s probably regressed. Take this latest news, that she was too over the top in Miami for her new boyfriend to tolerate. Her new boyfriend that is all of 26. Her own daughters are shunning her, and now her boyfriend of roughly half her age couldn’t take it after a few weeks. It would be sad if Demi elicited sympathy, but she’s just making me shake my head at this point. Here’s the story, thanks to The NY Post:

Page Six can reveal Vito, 26, broke things off with Demi, 50, after she arrived in Miami last week to party with the stars at the busy art fair.

One source told us, “Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi.”

The source continued, “And Vito wasn’t too happy that Demi flew down to party at Art Basel while he was working to build his business. It was a distraction he didn’t need while all the big collectors were in town.”

We exclusively revealed Moore and Schnabel, the dapper son of acclaimed artist Julian Schnabel, hit it off at Naomi Campbell’s lavish birthday bash for her lover Vladimir Doronin in Jodhpur, India in early November.

But things cooled off dramatically in Miami, with the pair staying apart and exchanging glances at a bash for art collectors’ Web site Art.sy at Soho Beach house on Wednesday.

The breakup didn’t appear to faze Moore, who hung out with Lenny Kravitz and later headed out for a girls night at Le Baron at Jelsomino with pals including Stacy Kiebler until 3:30 a.m.

[From The NY Post]

You can check out the photos here of Demi dancing like a chicken in short shorts last week. This time, we have photos of her at creepy perv photographer Terry Richardson’s party on Friday night. Demi swapped glasses with Richardson and generally looked unhinged. Lindsay Lohan is one of Richardson’s “muses.” This is where Demi is in her recovery and career.

Radar has a related story today, about how Demi’s daughters are “mortified” by their mom’s behavior, and how they’re worried that she’s not “in a good place mentally right now.” A source tells Radar that Demi’s “bizarre and outlandish behavior” at Art Basel parties in Miami have them “increasingly concerned about her… Demi just seems absolutely desperate for attention.” So Demi flew down to Miami to hang out with her new, much-younger man, but she was too out of control for him. After he told her it was over she acted like she didn’t care and just continued partying. She probably thinks she’s handling it well since she’s not moping. She’s not going to wise up until she decides to get sober, and obviously that’s not happening at this point.

photo credit: WENN.com

Demi in January, 2012, with Rumer. There are very few recent photos of her.

Yesterday we heard the story, from People Magazine, that Demi Moore’s young adult daughters were basically mortified that their mother was dating a guy only slightly older than they were, a guy they knew through friends. The fact that the news originated in People gave it an air of authority, along with the fact that it’s common sense. Who wouldn’t be upset that their mom was dating someone in their peer group? Well here’s some more very embarrassing, very public news about Demi to make her daughters hide their heads in shame. Demi accompanied her new boyfriend, a 26 year-old art dealer named Vito Schnabel to celebrity hangout “Art Basel” in Miami. While there, Demi was photographed dancing like a chicken (as we’ve seen from her before) around Lenny Kravitz and looking quite cozy with Kravitz. (You can see those photos at this link, we don’t have them. In one pic, Lenny has his finger in Demi’s damn mouth.) So does that mean Demi has her sights on Lenny and that she’s kaput with her young boytoy? No! Demi was also seen making out with Vito at that same party, since she couldn’t wait until they got a room. I haven’t made out with anyone at a party since college. Does that make me a prude or just considerate of others? You know the answer I’m fishing for here. Here’s the story, from E!

Ashton Kutcher’s ex Demi Moore was spotted with her rumored young boy-toy this evening at the Art.sy and Chanel BBQ at the Soho Beach House in Miami, and the duo definitely weren’t keeping their fling a secret.

An eyewitness tells E! News that Moore was publicly making out with Vito Schnabel.

“They are definitely a couple,” says the eyewitness. “She is definitely more down to party than Vito.”

Moore, who also was seen hanging out with Lenny Kravitz, was wearing clear hipster glasses and was seen dancing up a storm. “She was most ready to party than anyone else in the room.”

The actress is also set to appear alongside Schnabel tomorrow night at the Dom Perignon party at Wall nightclub in the W Hotel in South Beach.

Another chance at spotting some serious PDA? We think yes.

[From E! Online]

I’m convinced now that Demi’s issues with her girls are entirely her own doing, and that she’s not going to snap out of it or grow up or do whatever she needs to do in order to move on with her life in a healthy, sober way. Look at those photos I mentioned of her at that party. She’s blitzed and it’s probably not just booze. Yes she needs to get over Ashton, but she’s doing it the entirely wrong way. I had a lot of sympathy for Demi when it came out that Ashton was a serial cheater. Now, not so much, and I’m rethinking whether that sympathy was even warranted at the time.

Vito Schnabel with his dad, Julian, in August. What a catch.

photo credit: WENN.com

We heard just last week that ultimate sad cougar Demi Moore, 50, was dating a 26 year-old art dealer named Vito Schnabel, the son of painter Julian Schnabel. (At 61 Julian Schnabel is closer in age to his son’s new romantic interest. But of course the elder Schnabel has a 30 year-old model girlfriend, go figure.)

Anyway Demi was seen grinding all over young Vito at a celebrity party, and they’ve been “quietly spending time together” if that’s what you call it when Demi makes sure the press know every detail about her love life. It turns out that Demi’s daughter Rumer, 24, is in the same social circle as Vito and is said to be very concerned about her mom’s new relationship. This of course has made the already-strained relationship between Rumer and her mom much worse. Here’s more, thanks to Hollywood Life:

Demi Moore is back in the game, putting her failed marriage to Ashton Kutcher behind her and moving on with 26-year-old hottie Vito Schnabel. There’s just one problem: Vito is friends with her 24-year-old daughter Rumer Willis — and according to a new report Rumer is not happy that her mom is dating her peer!

Fifty-year-old Demi first met Vito in November when they both attended a birthday party in India, where they spent the night dirty dancing. Now things are heating up, as it looks like she will attend Vito’s annual Dom Perignon party in Miami on Dec. 6. However, there is one person who is not happy with Demi’s budding romance, and that is her daughter Rumer, 24, as she and her sisters Scout, 21, and Tallulah, 18, know Vito well.

“Rumer was pretty annoyed to hear any of it because all of them know Vito,” a source tells People magazine. ”They have friends in common. It’s too close to home.”

Demi has had a strained relationship with her daughters as of late, as they felt neglected following her emotional breakdown after her marriage ended.

“Demi’s trying [to mend their relationship]” the source adds, though we’d argue that dating her daughter’s friend isn’t the best way to do that.

[From Hollywood Life]

Note that Hollywood Life’s source is People Magazine, which probably got this news straight from Rumer’s people. I think HL is overstating it by calling Rumer and Vito “friends” when People just states they were in the same social circle. This sounds totally likely. Can you imagine your mom or dad dating someone you sort-of knew who was right around your age? It would take a lot of getting used to, especially if you didn’t have the best relationship with that parent to start with. Then again, Rumer’s dad Bruce Willis was 54 when he married the 30 year-old model, Emma Hemming. I have to play devil’s advocate for a moment – Demi’s age difference with her new beau is nearly the same as Bruce and Emma’s. It just probably stings Rumer more because she sort-of knows Vito. This is just going to push Demi and her daughters farther apart.

Vito with his dad in August. Credit: WENN.com. Demi is shown with Rumer in January. Credit: PRPhotos

Demi in September, 2011

Yesterday we heard the story that Demi Moore’s daughters were urging her to let go of her long-over relationship with Ashton and to move on. We’ve heard for at least a year that she’s not getting over it, and during that time we’ve also heard that she’s either having serious problems with drugs or is still incredibly sexy, carefree and desirable to men half her age! Those stories of Demi’s sexiness were suspiciously timed to counter the negative news about her, and there were also stories of various romances with younger men. Well it’s time for more “Demi is sexay” news, which is being run in The NY Post. The Post ran a similar story of Demi’s sexiness about a year ago, except this time there’s a love interest and he’s all of 26:

Sources tell us that Moore, 50, has been quietly spending time with Vito Schnabel, the dapper art dealer son of star painter Julian, who, at 26, is about half her age.

Moore and Schnabel first got cozy, we hear, as guests at Naomi Campbell’s over-the-top 50th birthday party earlier this month for billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin in Jodhpur, India.

“They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests,” said a spy who attended the bacchanal at the majestic Mehrangarh Fort where Diana Ross performed and partygoers included models Kate Moss, Eva Herzigova and Karolina Kurkova.

Since the bash in early November, a source tells us the “wildly age-inappropriate pair” have been “quietly spending time together…”

Like Moore, the handsome junior Schnabel is no stranger to May-December romances. The cougar tamer reportedly dated Elle Macpherson when the Aussie model was 44 and he was just 21. He’s also reportedly dated nine-years-older Liv Tyler.

Vito Schnabel — who reps New York artists including Dustin Yellin, Laurie Anderson and Terence Koh — spent the Thanksgiving weekend in Jamaica at Round Hill Hotel & Villas. But spies say that Moore wasn’t with him over the holidays and instead spent time with her daughters at Lake Tahoe. Reps for Moore and Schnabel didn’t get back to us.

[From The NY Post]

This is Vito Schnabel with his dad, Julian, in February of this year. Maybe he’s grown out of his “douche” phase since this photo was taken, but I doubt it. This is the kind of guy Demi Moore considers a worthy love interest. You know, maybe Ashton just got too mature for her. I’m probably being harder on her because I suspect her of leaking this story, given how pro-Demi The Post has been in the past. I don’t know what’s worse – dating this young guy or making sure everyone knows about it. What’s she going to do if Ashton and Mila announce an engagement?

Photo credit: WENN.com

We haven’t heard from Demi Moore in some time. After she tried to debut a new piece this summer, and said piece likely balked, she started to lay low. Then there were stories, run in even the more reputable outlets, that Demi was in such a bad place still, and was so needy, that her own daughters were shunning her. She wassaid to be jealous of her ex Ashton Kutcher’s very serious, very public relationship with Mila Kunis, and to be deliberately stalling signing off on a divorce. (If they were ever legally married – I believe the rumors that they weren’t.)

Sadly, it doesn’t seem like much has changed for Demi over the past few months. According to Radar she’s still so forlorn and hung up on Ashton that her daughters are begging her to move on.

Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis want their 50-year-old mother to divorce Ashton now, a year after he was caught cheating on her, so she can finally end that chapter of her life.

“Demi just can’t let go of Ashton despite him obviously moving on from her, and her daughters don’t think it’s healthy or helpful for her,” a source close to the girls exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“They are begging her to get over Ashton and move on with her life!”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, after Demi’s trip to rehab her daughters were unhappy with how she continued to deal with her problems, and their relationship rapidly began to fall apart.

They tried to mend fences recently, but according to the source things are turning sour once again.

“All three girls want her to divorce Ashton and stop talking about him, they think that she needs to focus on the future and quit worrying about what he is doing,” the source says.

The photos of Ashton and Mila together have been a source of pain for Demi, who complains about their relationship to her daughters.

“Demi refuses to let it go, and her daughters are trying everything they can to get through to her that things are over with Ashton,” the source says. “They love their mom but they want her to stop talking about Ashton!”

As Radar exclusively reported, Demi is trying every trick in the book to delay her divorce from Ashton as she is furious her husband of six years has moved on so quickly and is now happily dating Mila.

[From Radar Online]

Do you think Demi ever really kicked the drugs, particularly the Adderall she was allegedly abusing to keep that pin thin shape? This is pure speculation (like a lot of my job), but judging from rare candids I bet she tapered off for a while, gained a little weight back that she really needed, but never really quit. That stuff is prescription speed and will change someone’s personality if they don’t need it and abuse it long term. Demi never seemed like the strongest or most self aware person, and if she’s wallowing and isn’t sober it’s just a recipe for disaster. Otherwise, if she were sober and in a good place, I doubt she was still be clinging to the memory of that douche. She has tons of money and it’s not like she has to work at all. She could be doing basically anything she wanted with her life.

Demi is shown at LAX on 11-17-12. Credit: FameFlynet. The header image of Demi with Rumer is the last red carpet I can find that she walked, on 1-14-12. Credit: WENN.com

I don’t even know what to do with Demi Moore anymore. If I were in her shoes, I think I’d look for a successful businessman in the financial sector or the hotel business (not Andre Balazs) to date. Someone who would appreciate and cherish a woman like Demi and who would encourage her to embrace her experience and maturity instead of grinding on 20-something young things in nightclubs.

But that’s not what Demi wants. She desires a new coupling that would, in her eyes, be equal to or even better (again, in her eyes) her union with Ashton Kutcher. We’ve already heard that Demi finds Ashton’s new relationship with Mila Kunis to be quite hurtful, and People magazine even saw fit to print a cover story about Demi’s jealous and frustrated attitude about the situation. So I guess it would be a logical extension to believe this new Enquirer story about how Demi wants to one-up Ashton with her own new power coupling. Her intended target? Grumpy chihuahua Leonardo DiCaprio. Really:

Demi Moore is so desperate for love she’s trying to woo back one-time lover Leonardo DiCaprio — but he wants nothing to do with her, say sources.

The 49-year-old actress, who’s still reeling from her painful split from “Two and a Half Men” hunk Ashton Kutcher, has been e-mailing and calling Leo, hoping to reignate the spark they shared more than 15 years ago, the sources add. And she apparently doesn’t even care that he’s in a serious relationship with sexy Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton!

As The Enquirer exclusively reported in 1997, Leo spent the night with Demi in her and former husband Bruce Willis’ Malibu home during a time when the couple’s marriage was on its last legs. But insiders say Demi is making WAY more out of it than it was — and Leo has no desire to visit the past.

“Demi is so lonely and hungry for love,” a source revealed. “After all these years, she’s romanticized what really amounted to just a fling. She’s infatuated with Leo becoming Hollywood’s hottest power couple. She’s lonely and facing her 50th birthday this month, so she’s looking to rejuvenate her love life and career.”

According to the source, Demi has been spending more time in New York recently, where 37-year-old heartthrob Leo is filming The Wolf of Wall Street. Unfortunately for Demi, Leo is giving her the big-time blow off,” continued the source. “He won’t even get together with her for coffee!”

Demi has been struggling since her six-year marriage to Ashton fell apart last November, and she’s devastated that he’s moved on to a hot-and-heavy marriage with his “That ’70s Show” co-star Mila Kunis. She entred rehab in early 2012 for prescription pill and eating disorder-related problems following a physical and emotional meltdown.

“Demi’s dream is to find a young, successful guy who can help elevate her back to her past glory,” added the source. “But she’s barking up the wrong tree with Leo. He idolized her when he was in his 20s and fresh off the blockbuster success of Titanic, but now Leo thinks Demi is too old. He doesn’t want to get tangled up in her messy life.”

[From Enquirer, print edition, November 12, 2012]

Oh, Demi. One must wonder whether, in addition to all of her insecurities, there might be a bit of an ego raging below the surface if Demi really thinks that Leo would forsake the Victoria’s Secret catalog while deciding whmo to sleep with. Demi must realize that she’s not a basketball-loving model. Leo likes young, blonde models who don’t smother him and simply follow him whenever and wherever he deems appropriate.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that Demi and Ashton have still made no movement towards divorce even though they’ve been separated for a year. They’ve not given their lawyers any reason to think they want to file, and there have been no discussions on how marital assets shall be divided. This all supports the theory (already discussed by Kaiser) that Demi and Ashton were never married in the first place. It makes sense.

Photos courtesy of WENN

These are photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher on Friday outside of the “Pampered Foot” in Studio City. The couple that gets pedicures together stays together? Ugh. And now my head is filled with really gross images of Ashton and Mila doing some bizarre foot sex stuff. GROSS. Don’t get me wrong… I consider foot fetishes to be harmless and kind of sweet and funny. It’s just the idea of Ashton in particular having anything to do with any woman’s feet… ugh. I can’t.

I tend to believe that this footsy photo-op was probably in response to Demi Moore’s new PR strategy. Do we even have to debate that Team Demi is trying a new strategy? I think last week’s People Magazine cover speaks for itself. Her new strategy is “pity poor Demi, she’s so miserable and brave because Ashton is boning Mila Kunis.” If that doesn’t make any sense, I’m guessing that it makes more sense to Demi after a few Whip-Its. Anyway, Page Six has some new information on what’s going down behind the scenes with Demi and Ashton:

Despite being separated for more than a year, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still locked in a fierce private battle over the financial terms of their divorce settlement.

Sources tell us that lawyers for Kutcher, the highest-paid TV actor last year, and Moore “are trying to negotiate a settlement out of court and out of the public eye.” But “they still haven’t reached an agreement over money, because Ashton earned substantially more during the final years of their marriage, but he doesn’t want to pay a large settlement.”

And one source added that if they don’t reach a private agreement, “the discussion could boil over into a public court battle.”

Kutcher, who made $24 million last year, and Moore split up after six years of marriage when he was reportedly caught cheating during their anniversary weekend. He has since moved on with a very public romance with former “That ’70s Show” co-star Mila Kunis.

Meanwhile, Moore has been putting on a brave face in New York the past few days, hosting the GEMS Gala Wednesday before heading out to dinner with friends.

Thursday night, Moore attended a birthday party in Red Hook, Brooklyn, for Kabbalah leader Karen Berg, whose son Rabbi Yehuda Berg performed the marriage ceremony for Moore and Kutcher. Sources tell us the bash had a Texas-hoedown theme with hay bales and fire pits and a family-style dinner at long tables. Witnesses said Moore turned up in jeans and boots with three girlfriends and “looked happy and mingled with other guests,” including Donna Karan, Cobra Starship’s Gabe Saporta and the Berg family.

[From Page Six]

Other sources and sites have claimed that Ashton and Demi are getting hung up over the money too, which I still don’t understand. Demi has lots of money! She saved her money from when she was a big star, she still gets acting and modeling gigs, and most importantly, her production company makes a lot of money too. I don’t understand why Demi thinks Ashton should give her some major settlement. Then again, I don’t really understand why Ashton won’t just pay her to get her out of his life. And then he’ll be free to marry Mila’s feet. It’s all very confusing.

PS… I think Ashton is sucking the hotness out of Mila. I hate to say it that way, and I hate the idea of it, but seriously. Mila has looked like hell ever since she started up with him.

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