Earlier this week, Brandi Glanville tweeted some cryptic statements. She didn’t name names or anything, but it’s still funny/interesting. First she tweeted, “If u want me call me at home, If u dont have the phone number their is a reason for that ”. Their/There mistake aside, it seems like she’s telling someone in particular that she’s fine without them contacting her. Then the next day she tweeted: “If an “ex” reaches back out to u with a “hey”or”sup” text,do not fall 4 it!They dont want u back they just want 2make sure ur still invested”. Which is pretty good advice. But I guess people thought that last tweet in particular was aimed at Eddie Cibrian, like Eddie was trying to contact Brandi. Radar wants you to know that it’s NOT Eddie. But if this is coming from Eddie, it’s sad/funny:

When Brandi Glanville tweeted about an ex-lover supposedly reaching out to her, the twittersphere immediately assumed it was that ex, her former husband Eddie Cibrian.

But a source close to the actor, 39, insisted to RadarOnline.com that it wasn’t him who sent the flirty missive to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star.

“This is classic Brandi… she’s getting people to think exactly what she wants,” the insider said.

“Eddie has blocked Brandi’s number from his cell, so she can no longer text him horrible things. You have to understand that she would write constant and evil things to him. No wonder he blocked her.”

The message from Glanville, 40, came the day following Cibiran and wife LeAnn Rimes’ second wedding anniversary.

Said our source: “Brandi and Eddie do not speak unless it’s about their children and even then, its via email. And she knows the home number if she wants to reach the boys.”

Cibrian filed for divorce from Glanville in 2009 after eight years of marriage having already gone public with his relationship with Rimes, 30. Cibrian and Glanville have two children: Mason, 9, and Jake, 5.

[From Radar]

So, Eddie hasn’t given Brandi his cell number for emergencies? Okay. They share custody of their children, but sure. Why would a mother even need an emergency contact, right? But does Eddie have Brandi’s cell number? Because she says that an ex got in touch with her. The overzealousness of Radar’s source makes me suspect LeAnn Rimes (or her batsh-t crazy publicist) just going overboard with a denial. Like, LeAnn keeps track of all of Eddie’s phones and who he’s contacting, so she would know if he texted Brandi but she can’t come out and say that because she doesn’t want to admit that she has her husband on permanent Wandering Dong Watch. Too bad LeAnn doesn’t know about the burner phone he keeps in the back of his closet (I’m assuming) or the one he taped to the lid of the toilet (for emergencies!).

Anyway, I kind of doubt that Brandi was even referencing Eddie. She could have been talking about Gerard Butler for all we know. Gerard’s Text: “Meet me in portapotty 10 min”. Brandi: “HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

As I’m sure you were all aware, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian celebrated their second wedding anniversary yesterday. I know, it feels like so much longer, right? Well, their affair began… late 2008/early 2009, right? So it’s been more than four years total. LeAnn celebrated her anniversary with her great love, Twitter, by tweeting asinine nonsense like “When you can celebrate others love & successes even in the face of your failure or sadness, that is when you know you’ve grown up and found peace” – which I guess is aimed at her “haters” right? She also tweeted “Quote of the day from Jie who blew my hair out this evening ‘No drama no life’ I died laughing at that one” – is that really so funny?

But really, you’re here to find out what Eddie Cibrian spent his allowance on for an anniversary gift for LeAnn. LeAnn thoughtfully let us know by tweeting the above photo and this message, “Love my hubby for the sweetest card and bring framed pics of last year’s anniversary to TO…. Just beginning”. So, Eddie spent his allowance on… picture frames? AND a card!! Is that thoughtful? OR CHEAP?

LeAnn also got a cake! She tweeted this photo with the message “Anniversary cake w/ lyrics from our wedding song”. Huh… “If you break down I’ll drive out and find you”…? That sounds more like Eddie thinks LeAnn is goin’ round the bend again.

I saw a lot of people referencing The Daily Mail’s story about this – you can read The Mail’s story here. It was pretty bitchy, even for those judgy Mail bitches. Maybe LeAnn has just exhausted everyone at every major media outlet?

Incidentally, the framed photos which are LeAnn’s “anniversary presents” are from Eddie and LeAnn’s vow renewal last year in Mexico. Remember how LeAnn tweeted that hilarious open-mouth gawp photo last year? I’m including it below. I’m surprised Eddie didn’t use that. Why not frame some of LeAnn’s asinine Twitter photos?

Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter.

I know this isn’t the most popular opinion, but I think LeAnn has been looking really good (for her) lately. Yes, the bangs were a mistake (a terrible mistake), and yes, her style is still the worst, but she’s been putting on some much-needed weight and her body is back to looking healthy and athletic, as opposed to what it looked like a year and a half ago.

There were widespread reports – some of which were fueled by stories Brandi Glanville told – that Eddie Cibrian prefers his women bony and pin-thin, and many thought LeAnn was eager to force herself into that body type, lest his dong wander off to some very thin cocktail waitress, I suppose. But I’m glad that LeAnn has stopped doing that for whatever reason, and she just looks so much better overall these days. The Enquirer has an interesting story as to the reasons behind LeAnn’s latest transformation. Beware: this story includes a heave-worthy detail about Eddie and LeAnn making “mad, passionate love”. Do not read this if you’ve just eaten!

LeAnn Rimes is sporting a fuller figure these days and insiders tell The Enquirer she’s packing on the extra pounds because she wants to get pregnant this year. Doctors told LeAnn that she and huby Eddie Cibrian were going to have a tough time with their baby-making plans if she didn’t start putting on some weight. So LeAnn’s been upping her food intake.

And the best part? Eddie LOVES her shapely new physique.

“For the last couple of years, LeAnn did everything she could to try and stay slim,” said a source. “She believed Eddie loved stick-thin women like his ex-wife Brandi Glanville, so she wanted to be skinny too.”

But to LeAnn’s surprise – and relief – Eddie’s more attracted to her now than ever!

“LeAnn’s added about ten pounds since she went on her pre-pregnancy weight gain plan… and she says that since she gained a few curves, her man can’t keep his hands off her.”

LeAnn and Eddie enjoyed a romantic getaway to Puerto Rico the week of April 8, where they took a midnight dip in the ocean and strolled the moonlit beach in the rain. When they got back to their room, the source says “they made mad, passionate love. LeAnn said it was one of the most romantic nights they’ve ever had together.”

Meanwhile, LeAnn and Eddie are said to be shopping around a scripted reality show, which could draw inspiration from the ongoing drama they have with Brandi.

“If LeAnn does get pregnant, they think it will be great for the show.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Eddie loves her new body, eh? He loves that it feels like he’s with an entirely different woman. He likes to role-play that they’re having a wild, scandalous affair and they need to have a quickie before his wife comes home. He gets so involved that he says another woman’s name when he makes mad, passionate love to LeAnn. No, of course that never happens. I’m just a hater, a pessimist, a loon. Eddie loves his wife. He supports her no matter what. (Until he finds someone richer and less crazy, maybe.)

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

I think I have the same flip-flops as LeAnn Rimes. What does that mean?! I got mine at Old Navy and they’re not that comfortable. Hers might be different though. Anyway, these are photos of LeAnn, Eddie Cibrian and one of Eddie’s sons (Jake?) at a Little League baseball game (or whatever, I’m not an expert on children’s sports). Brandi Glanville was there too! This happens every so often, where Eddie, Brandi and LeAnn are all at the same event for one of Brandi and Eddie’s sons.

Jake’s birthday was… I think Saturday, maybe? Again, I’m not an expert but both Brandi and LeAnn were tweeting about it, so that’s how I know. Brandi just tweeted something about how Jake’s party was going to be the day after his actual birthday, but LeAnn tweeted this on Saturday: “I think the best compliment of my career/life was having a 6 year old ask/demand for me to sing happy bday!” Yes, because everything is always about LEANN. Never forget!!

LeAnn and Eddie just got back (separately) from Puerto Rico where they had a little mini-break. Just LeAnn, Eddie, the beach and Twitter. LeAnn tweeted a bunch of photos – you can see them here. There’s a funny one which I guess is supposed to be arty but it makes me think that LeAnn got paid to do a harem dance at a corporate event.

As for these photos… LeAnn’s bangs are really not working out. But I give her some credit for actually wearing somewhat appropriate clothes for a kid’s baseball game. This time. Because usually her fashion choices for kids’ events are pretty questionable, like no bra, stilettos and pleather booty shorts. So props to her for wearing jeans and a t-shirt. This time.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Over the past month, there’s been an assortment of rumors about LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian “pitching” various TV shows. Last month, Gossip Cop said they were pitching a reality show about their life together. Us Weekly claimed at some point that they were pitching the reality show thing with an added bonus: the show would document their efforts to get pregnant. There were also some rumors about some kind of scripted something, but most of the rumors have revolved around the “reality show” concept. Until now!

LeAnn Rimes wants to make sure she has the last laugh. The controversial crooner, 30, and her husband, Eddie Cibrian, 39, are hoping to star together in their own TV show.

The spouses of two years “have been shopping around a scripted comedy based on their lives together,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

The series will even draw inspiration from their ongoing, real-life drama with Cibrian’s former spouse (and Rimes’ rival), Brandi Glanville, 40. Explains the insider, “The show will have a crazy ex-wife!”

Not appearing on camera? Cibrian and Glanville’s two sons, Mason, 9, and Jake, 6, who Cibrian famously forbade from taping episodes of their mom’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

“Mason and Jake are not involved,” the source says. “If kids end up being on it, they would be played by actors — not Eddie’s children.”

After several pitch meetings with TV executives, the fictional series is inching closer to reality.

“They’ve met with a few networks,” adds a second insider. “Nothing is finalized yet, but they’re seeing where the show could go.”

[From Us Weekly]

Like Curb Your Enthusiasm? Crazy Your Enthusiam? Curb Your Sanity? Real Househusbands of Country Music? Look, it’s not the stupidest concept for a “sitcom” that I’ve ever heard, but it’s not a good concept either. If they’re just going to be “playing versions of themselves,” then they should just call it a reality show. I guess they can’t do that though, because then they won’t get to bitch about Brandi Glanville appearing on Real Housewives. You know why this will be a failure? It’s not that the concept is bad, it’s that Eddie and LeAnn are too stupid to make it work. This sort of “postmodern take on traditional situation comedy” needs self-awareness and the ability to know that their situation is inherently absurd. LeAnn just wants a platform to bitch and whine about Brandi and tend to her own martyr complex, you know? And that’s a crappy way to sell a “sitcom”.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here are some photos of LeAnn Rimes performing at the Country To Country concert event in London a few weeks ago. I never got around to publishing these because they came in too late, but they work perfectly in this post. LeAnn’s new album, Spitfire, comes out next week in England, and it comes out in America the second week of April. I was imagining a larger onslaught of press and tour dates and special concerts surrounding her album drop, but there really hasn’t been that much. Maybe that’s because LeAnn was “promoting” this album for the past six months and everybody’s already tired of it. Or maybe it’s because LeAnn doesn’t want to fly all over the place to do some huge press tour because she thinks that as soon as she leaves Eddie at home, he’ll pick up the phone and punch in 1-800-DIAL-A-HO?

LEANN RIMES is putting her career on hold because she’s terrified her marriage is in jeopardy. The 30-year-old singer, who burst onto the country music scene with the No. 1 hit “Blue” when she was just 13, has only three concerts scheduled for the busy summer touring season – and friends say it’s because she’s afraid to leave her hubby, Eddie Cibrian, home alone.

“Summer is prime time for country singers to go out and play the festival and fair circuits, and LeAnn is giving up a fortune by not touring,” said a friend. “She gets $75,000 a show, so she could easily make $2 million or more this summer. LeAnn is in demand as much as ever, but she turns down almost everything she’s offered. She says Eddie doesn’t like to go on the road with her, so she stays home.”

Pals point out that LeAnn has been a stressed-out mess since marrying TV actor Eddie, 39, in April 2011. The couple came under fire for hooking up while both were married to other people, and she was blasted in a bestselling tell-all by Eddie’s ex, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville.

Making matters worse, both Brandi and sexy waitress Scheana Marie Jancon say that they were involved with Eddie AFTER he started his affair with LeAnn. Considering those revelations, it’s no wonder LeAnn entered a treatment facility last August for anxiety and stress. And now she’s telling friends her mental health and her marriage are more important to her than singing.

“LeAnn is worried about hitting the road and leaving Eddie to his own devices,” said another source. “Even after four years together, she’s not fully confident in their marriage. She knows how they started – with an affair – and she fears it could happen again.”

[From The Enquirer]

I’m here to tell LeAnn that her fears are completed founded and she has every reason to be concerned. Because she’s married to a dirty dog and if her instincts are telling her that he hasn’t changed, then her instincts are probably right on the money. But! I do question this report for one little reason: “LeAnn is in demand as much as ever, but she turns down almost everything she’s offered.” O RLY? I mean, I’m sure LeAnn still gets some offers to take part in country music festivals and maybe the odd one-off private performance, but let’s not pretend that she’s Mariah Carey or something. It’s a double-edged sword for LeAnn – she needs to make money so she can keep Eddie in the lap of luxury (lest he leave her for not providing for him) AND she needs to keep him on Ho Watch lest his dong wander away with the first cocktail waitress with bolt-ons he sees. It’s like Sophie’s Choice!!!!!! Only it’s about wandering dongs, hoes and kept men.

PS… Gossip Cop claims LeAnn & Eddie are pitching a reality show about their lives and trying to get pregnant and all of their drama. HAHAHA.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on Saturday in LA, going into Jake’s baseball (or T-ball?) game. Mason was also in attendance. I don’t think Brandi Glanville was at the game, just because there were no photos of her and I’m guessing that LeAnn called the paps especially for this “Happy Bonus Mom” photo-op. And what a photo-op! LeAnn wore a completely nonsensical outfit of a long-sleeved, bedazzled sweater, some really fug high-heeled booties and PVC (pleather/shiny fake leather) short-shorts. Those shorts leave nothing to the imagination, and I really don’t understand how they are A) appropriate for a child’s baseball game, B) comfortable and C) NOT sweaty and gross.

Hilariously, The Mail noted that LeAnn had a “somewhat puffy visage” and she “appeared fuller around the cheek and eye area and it was visible even more so when she smiled.” For what it’s worth, I don’t think she looks any more puffy or squinty than she normally looks.

Here are some photos of LeAnn’s “favorite room” which she posted on her Twitter, of course. Getting past the narcissism of declaring her trophy room her “favorite room” I would love to discuss her interior design style. I actually don’t hate it, although I think LeAnn has decorated her new mansion like she’s just decorating for herself, without any thought to how those white chairs are going to hold up with two growing stepsons knocking around the place.

And then there’s this – she posted this photo with the message “Brought all our favorite Brits home to our living room!!” The pillows are kitschy, but that sofa is FUG.

Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter, Fame/Flynet.

These are some photos of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes arriving in DC two days ago, and then photos of just LeAnn at an event last night for the Youth National Guard Challenge. LeAnn had been tweeting a lot about doing a “show” in DC, and I thought she was actually going to have a real concert, but I guess it was just this event for the Youth National Guard. Considering the event seems to be for “the youth,” do you think thigh-high boots and a mini-dress are appropriate? Hm.

I don’t really have much to say here, I just wanted to post these photos because we had them. Should we talk about the rumors that LeAnn is knocked up? To me, her face looks fuller, but I can’t tell if it’s because she’s gained a little weight (from a possible pregnancy) or because her newish bangs change her face. I think it’s a little bit of both – LeAnn has put on a little weight recently – I think since Brandi accused her of being addicted to laxatives – and I won’t criticize her for it. She needed to gain some weight! And it looks fine on her. It actually makes her look younger – is anyone else getting “vintage country star LeAnn” vibes? As for the alleged pregnancy… we’ll see. Her people denied the pregnancy reports last week, but God knows.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I was over at Reality Tea and I saw this interesting story about how Brandi Glanville recently tweeted that she was in talks to make her new book, Drinking & Tweeting, into a movie. Of course these would be preliminary talks, and if this deal moves forward it may be several months before it comes to the contract stage, but it sounds like a real possibility. Brandi’s book is doing incredibly well, and is currently number 1 on the eBook nonfiction NY Times bestseller list. This is something I was actually thinking about recently, because this is one of the best most detailed gossip stories to come around in ages. You guys know what happened, and imagine pitching this as a movie plot, it’s genius and it really happened. This is what Brandi tweeted:

Omg just had a talk about turning my book in2 a movie! Maybe we should pitch it to Lifetime An unromantic comedy! #pinchme

— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) February 26, 2013

Of course we are starting to get Brandi and LeAnn burnout, we’re gossip junkies, but imagine the general population of casual and light gossip-consumers. This would be so interesting to them and they don’t know the whole story. (I mean LeAnn bought the same car, the same shoes on multiple occasions, the same bikini at least twice, jewelry, etc. and she mirrors Brandi’s every move. How many people outside of our gossip bubble know that?)

For the casual gossip consumers reading this, Brandi is referencing the Lifetime movie, Northern Lights, where her then-husband met his mistress, LeAnn Rimes. Although I haven’t read Brandi’s book yet, I heard that she details how her cheating husband, Eddie Cibrian, kept sleeping with her following his affair and begged her to take him back. LeAnn stalked Eddie, Brandi kicked him out, he went running into LeAnn’s copycat twig arms, and the rest is history. I’m telling you, this is a compelling story, all real and documented in the press and on Twitter. I was explaining it to someone recently and I could barely do it justice. You couldn’t make up this drama and now Brandi is cashing in. Yes she’s been pretty tasteless lately (did you see her Oscar dress?!), but that’s who she is and she’s making lemonade. She played nice for a long time too.

So who should play LeAnn in the movie? I’m thinking another singer, like Kellie Pickler. Sure Kellie is super nice, doesn’t look like LeAnn and has no acting skills that we know of, but this is probably going to end up on Lifetime anyway.

Also, why hasn’t LeAnn tried to sue Brandi over this book yet? Do you think that’s coming soon?

Brandi is shown at her book launch in Vegas on 2-22-13. Credit: DJDM/WENN.com

YOU RUINED IT!!! I swear, some of you would cut off your nose to spite your face! Yesterday I mentioned that Eddie Cibrian (“Eddie Cibrian”) had recently begun an Instagram account in which he (“he”) posted cutesy, coupled-up photos of himself and LeAnn mostly, with cute little captions like “Went out to dinner with the love of my life” and “Date night with my love and middle finger for the haters!!!” Because that was all written by Eddie, naturally. Of course. Unquestionably. All of the photos on the Instagram had been posted over the course of the last month, even though I recognize some of them from LeAnn’s Twitter, and they’re months old. Anyway, you bitches ruined it! “Eddie” pulled his Instagram account!!! NO MORE HILARITY. Eddie (cough) posted this final warning before closing the account:

BOOO!! I shouldn’t have to tell you people this, but I guess I need to say it again: please stop trolling them so hard. You’re only playing into their conflated martyr complexes. Wouldn’t it have been funnier if you didn’t troll Eddie’s Instagram and we had months and months of enjoyment? Because let me tell you – I was looking forward to that! And besides, if LeAnn was the one behind it (cough), she was only doing it because she just needed some way to channel all of that social-media energy. For some reason, she feels like she can’t really go all out on her Twitter anymore. Probably because people would call her out. Which brings me back to my point: STOP TROLLING THEM. It ruins the fun. Just let them do their thing and we can laugh from a distance.

Also funny? LeAnn did take to her Twitter and she wrote this yesterday: “Eddie doesn’t have an Instagram nor tweet so there.” Is that an admission that SHE was the one running his Instagram? Or is it just a flat denial that they were running that Instagram account? In which case… WTF was up with that last Instagram message in which “Eddie” makes reference to HIS “wife and kids”?

Last thing – “Eddie” posted this photo with the caption “drinking and instagramming whattttt my new book title”. Oh, yeah. That’s such a burn.

Photos courtesy of “Eddie Cibrian’s” now defunct Instagram.