I know you don’t want to think about this, but Kirsten Dunst called Jake Gyllenhaal the love of her life and said that they had sex every place and every which way:

She also saud that she would have “a glass” of champagne before bed to unwind. I bet it was more than one glass. She revealed in a recent interview on “The Tonight Show” that she buys cases of champagne at Costco and it’s often the only thing in her fridge.

Good luck there Kirsten. If this interview is to be believed, I don’t know why she’s pining for Gyllenhaal. She was spotted out with a new guy on 9/3. They could just be friends, but judging by their body language it looks to be more than that. [via]

So the pictures are out from the pre-premiere party of “Marie Antoinette” at Cannes and Kirsten Dunst actually looks good. She covers up a little too much, but her sky blue dress is form-fitting, and dare I say - elegant. Someone clued the girl in, or maybe she got lucky.

It looks like the dress that Hillary Swank wore to the 2005 Oscars, but it’s not quite the same. Kiki’s dress has a horizontal sash built in around the middle and little applique birds on the skirt. Swank’s dress had a criss-cross sash, a different neck, and a more form-fitting skirt.

If only Kirsten would hire her stylist full time.

I have to admit I was waiting for these pictures to come out to see what terrible outfit Kirsten Dunst would wear to Cannes while promoting her film “Marie Antoinette.” She did not dissapoint in plain black pants, a white 3/4 sleeve puffy shirt and ugly black flats. (Dita, this is why celebrities needs stylists.)

It looks like Kirsten is wearing the famous “puffy shirt” from Seinfeld. The original was donated to the Smithsonian, so she must have found this musty copy in one of the vintage shops she frequents.

We won’t be the only ones to come up with the puffy shirt comparison. Like Britney’s 70s porn bodyguard, it’s kind of hard not to notice.

People is reporting that Kirsten told her friend to “chug” a vodka tonic while they were out at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. She once said in an interview with Jay Leno that she buys cases of champagne from Costco and that’s about the only thing in her fridge. Maybe that would explain her outfit.

Here she is with Sofia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman at Cannes today. We can’t wait to see her outfit for the premiere!

Kirsten Dunst has a cute body when she’s not covering it up in layers of ill-fitting vintage clothing. She’s not too thin and her boobs are probably natural. She needs to do something about her teeth, though. I read an interview with Dunst in British In Style in which she said she thinks her teeth give her character and won’t change them, even though her mother has urged her to get them fixed. It’s not invasive like getting plastic surgery and people would say she made a wise move. She can even write it off her taxes. Dunst would have plenty of character left to go around if she got veneers.

I don’t like Kirsten Dunst, but I’m not sure why - apart from her easily mocked appearance. She doesn’t say rude or vain things all the time like Eva Longoria or Jennifer Aniston. She just seems kind of annoying. It’s like she crashed the celebrity party and never bothered to try to act like she deserved the fame and cash that go along with it.

In these pictures of her swimming at Cap d’Antibes in Antibes, about 20 minutes from Cannes, she looks happy like a little kid and I kind of feel sorry for her.

Dunst’s film “Marie Antoinette” opens at Cannes tomorrow.

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We may have seen these pictures recently, they look familiar but we’re not sure. They’re worth a post because Kirsten just looks so bad.

Ignoring the terrible sunglasses as very ugly sunglasses seem to be popular now, why is she wearing black boots with that dress, and what is that dress? It’s so wrong.

Kirsten admittedly loves to shop at the secondhand stores, and it’s all too evident.

Kirsten is starring in Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette,” which will be released in October. Here are some stills from the film to take the terrible taste of raw Kirsten out of your mouth. [via]

Kirsten Dunst, 23, was spotted out on a date wtih Andy Samberg, 27, of Saturday Night Live fame:

There was no way Kirsten was getting back together with Jake. Like most everyone else online, we’re not too fond of her, but we wish her the best and hope she finds romance.

We think Jake’s publicist leaked this story, but a friend of Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst says that joint ownership of two dogs they purchased during their relationship has caused them to consider reuniting:

This is a pretty speculative quote and the “pal” doesn’t sound so sure about it. It’s cute that Kristin and Jake both feel responsible for the pooches. Unlike Sienna Miller, they both must love their pets and take the time needed to care for them. Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were said to have reunited because of their pets, but their relationship does not seem to have lasted judging from pictures of Swank hiding while out with another man. We don’t think two dogs are enough to bring Kirsten and Jake back together, either.

Here are pictures of Jake and Kristen taken recently. They both seem to run into friends while out.
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