Heather Locklear was hospitalized after mixing booze & pills. [IDLITW]
LOL, Madonna is such an a–hole. [Dlisted]
God, I can‘t wait to see Haywire. Mother may I have some Fassy? [Pajiba]
Reese Witherspoon‘s jeans look weird. Are they baggy skinny jeans? [Pop Sugar]
Harvey Weinstein throwing more support to Michelle Williams? [LaineyGossip]
Katherine Heigl wants to adopt again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Here‘s more about Beyonce‘s hospital room. [CDAN]
Harper Seven Beckham is seriously chubby & seriously adorable. [Celebuzz]
Tila Tequila still exists, wants to be Jewish. [The Blemish]
Um, is it okay if I don‘t like Hugh Laurie‘s singing voice? [Evil Beet]
Lea Michele is the new face of Candie‘s. [Amy Grindhouse]
Miranda Kerr has really nice hair, right? [Moe Jackson]
Paula Deen is diabetic! The Enquirer reported that a while ago. [The Frisky]
I never realized that Evan Rachel Wood had such small boobs. [Yeeeah]
The French courts (!!!) allowed the baby name “Daemon” to go through. [Jezebel]
Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz & baby Leo. [ICYDK]
Tim Tebow strips down to his underwear for Jesus. [A Socialite Life]

Honest question: is Alec Baldwin wearing a rug? [Go Fug Yourself]
Oh no! Adele is still smoking. [Life & Style]
Calvin Klein and his…er, “boy-toy” are on a break. [Gawker]
Still don‘t get the Bar Refaeli thing. She’s busted. [INFDaily]
Stacy Keibler doesn‘t allow George Clooney to prank her. [Videogum]
A really bad photo of Princess Beatrice. [Celebslam]
Amber Rose cries famewhore tears. [Bossip]
Sh-t Nobody Says. [OMG Blog]
Kylie Minogue tweets about Olivier & Halle‘s engagement. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kat Dennings looks terrible. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Richards is out of rehab. [Radar]
Hooker photos of the day. [Hollywood Rag]
Man wins $1 million lottery – AGAIN. [LimeLife]
Michelle Wiliams covers Vogue Germany. [Celebs]
OMG BABY SLOTHS. [CityRag]
Ke$ha shaved part of her head. [Bitten and Bound]
You have to look at Steve Carell in these photos. Seriously. [Starpulse]

I like Jessica Chastain and she’s definitely not like Rooney Mara. That being said, I find her rather bland in the personality & styling department. Her dress is Zac Posen, btw! [LaineyGossip]
Ian Somerhalder is casual, pretty. [A Socialite Life]
Blind items: LeAnn Rimes & Dean Sheremet had an open marriage? [Dlisted]
Jon Stewart blasts CNN, for good reason. [Pajiba]
I would love it if Leo DiCaprio was secretly gay with this dude. [Pop Sugar]
Kelly Brook covers up her moneymakers. [IDLITW]
Jennifer Garner & Marla Sokoloff hang out – remember when Marla dated James Franco? How weird was that? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
50 Cent is an a–hole. [CDAN]
Pippa Middleton has a pair of pink pants. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian‘s replacement – a dog. [The Blemish]
YIKES. What is going on with Britney in this photo? [Evil Beet]
Annalynne McCord talks about the controversy she manufactured. [Amy Grindhouse]
A preview of the new season of 30 Rock! [Moe Jackson]
Controversy over traditional Hindu swastika earrings. [The Frisky]
Some people are saying that Sienna Miller IS engaged. [Yeeeah]
Maggie Gyllenhaal is an effective advocate for Planned Parenthood. [Jezebel]
Rosie O‘Donnell and her latest fiancée. [ICYDK]

Okay, Dolly Parton is fabulous, but her face is kind of ridiculous at this point. Stop doing that to yourself, Dolly! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Charlize Theron looks less Botoxy in green. [Go Fug Yourself]
How do you define “illin’”? A lexicology debate. [Gawker]
Halle Berry let Olivier Martinez out of the house again. [INFDaily]
Sh-t Gay Guys Say To Their Cats. [Videogum]
The Cracken got another tattoo. [Celebslam]
Blu Cantrell talks about Blue Ivy. [Bossip]
Anna Wintour is getting an award for her love of gay dudes. [OMG Blog]
Brooke Burke is a vampire, I‘m pretty sure. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Russell Brand takes off his ring in a new video. [Radar]
Katy Perry backs out of the People‘s Choice Awards. [Life & Style]
I have never heard of Neon Hitch, but here‘s her new song. [PopBytes]
Shakira in red in Switzerland. [Hollywood Rag]
The Girl Scouts introduce a new lemon-flavored cookie. [LimeLife]
Gary Oldman interview in Palm Springs. [Celebs]
Sh-t Straight Girls Say To Lesbians. [CityRag]
Snoop Dogg is my generation‘s Willie Nelson. [Bitten and Bound]
Jennifer Lopez Q&A. [Starpulse]

Demi Moore & Miley Cyrus‘s new movie, LOL: Laughing Out Loud, looks like a clichéd nightmare. [Celebuzz]
Beyonce & Jay-Z are pulling some Rosemary‘s Baby crap. [Dlisted]
These Mad Men gifs should brighten your day. [Pajiba]
Beyonce & Jay-Z‘s bodyguards put the hospital on lockdown. [LaineyGossip]
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler head to NYC. [Pop Sugar]
Ashley Greene looks like Zooey Deschanel in these ads. [IDLITW]
Lisa Loeb is expecting again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kim Kardashian‘s latest a–hole move. [CDAN]
Taye Diggs was born with 12 fingers. Seriously. [The Blemish]
Russell Brand has been uninvited to the People‘s Choice Awards. [Evil Beet]
LeAnn Rimes‘s bikini of the day. [Amy Grindhouse]
Craig David is a steroid monster. [Moe Jackson]
S–t Guys Say That Turn Us On. [The Frisky]
Another weird photo shoot from Lady Gaga. [Yeeeah]
Axe Body Spray. For Women. [Jezebel]
Melissa McCarthy probably won‘t do the Bridesmaids sequel either. [ICYDK]
Oh, hello Joshua Jackson. You look handsome. [A Socialite Life]

Gerard Butler is no Fassy, but I‘ll still take him. [A Socialite Life]
Neil Patrick Harris gets molested on The Price is Right. [Dlisted]
An open letter to Swifty, from a disgruntled fan of Les Miserables. [Pajiba]
Angelina & the boys shop for the Empress‘s seventh b-day. [Pop Sugar]
Olivia Wilde‘s new haircut & color is meh. [Celebuzz]
Why does Vanessa Hudgens keep getting pap‘d? [Go Fug Yourself]
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks skinnier, Botoxier. [Celebslam]
This David O. Russell story is just disturbing. [Yeeeah]
This commercial does not make me want to watch the Oscars. [Jezebel]
Kim Kardashian throws shade at Amber Rose. [Bossip]
Ricky Martin is on Glee. Ugh. [OMG Blog]
Isaac Mizrahi is a married man! Mazel tov. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Meg Ryan looks less jacked. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Ricky Gervais is making it sound like he‘s going to just yell at people. [ICYDK]
No one is tuning into American Idol to see Ryan Seacrest, IMO. [CDAN]
Drew Barrymore actually sent out an “engagement portrait” to media outlets. [Radar]
Creepy/funny videos of the day. [The Blemish]
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes look bored together. [Evil Beet]
Here are exclusive photos of Beyonce last night. Look at that pillow!!! [INFDaily]

Drew Barrymore might be engaged to Will Kopelman. Probably. Definitely? [Starpulse]
Pippa Middleton‘s jaunty… what is this? A fedora? [IDLITW]
I like Kristen Wiig, but I wouldn‘t have hated a Bridesmaids sequel. [LaineyGossip]
Rachel Zoe‘s son is a chubby little cutie. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Here is America‘s Patroness of the Arts. [Gawker]
Justin Timberlake‘s grandma confirms JT‘s proposal. [Amy Grindhouse]
The biggest box office flops of 2011. [Moe Jackson]
Adele has a new boyfriend! YAY! [The Frisky]
More photos of Halle Berry‘s mystery ring. [INFDaily]
This chick looks like Angelina Jolie. I‘d do her. [Videogum]
John Mayer wants a fresh start. Also, he‘s depressed. [Life & Style]
Clay Aiken‘s new face is on Celebrity Apprentice. [PopBytes]
Sophie Monk‘s 2012 Face. [Hollywood Rag]
Kanye West is a hilarious megalomaniac. [LimeLife]
Liza Minnelli + Betty White = magic. [Celebs]
Waterbeds are so gross. [CityRag]
Poor Martha Stewart, her show got canceled. [Bitten and Bound]

Rooney Mara‘s style isn‘t edgy, it‘s try-hard. [Celebuzz]
Here‘s more about that Amber Rose thing, where she called Kim Kardashian a homewrecking slut or whatever. [Dlisted]
The best literary adaptations of 2011. [Pajiba]
Is Halle Berry wearing an engagement ring? Probably not. [Pop Sugar]
This Tatler cover of Duchess Kate is TERRIBLE. [Go Fug Yourself]
A hooker and her fake boobs. [Celebslam]
Kelly Clarkson is a big Rob Paul fan. [Yeeeah]
Michelle Bachmann suspends her campaign? [Jezebel]
Gabrielle Union is seriously pretty. [Bossip]
I love the animal-print snuggie or whatever. [OMG Blog]
Mario Lopez is engaged to that chick. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Donnie Wahlberg shaves his ‘stache. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Ashton Kutcher goes to a Lakers game, looks douchey. [ICYDK]
YIKES. Yikes to this story. [CDAN]
Is Rachel Zoe pregnant again? Probably not. [Radar]
Selena Gomez eats at McDonalds. [A Socialite Life]
Wait, Rosie O‘Donnell has an entourage? [The Blemish]
Courtney Stodden made a friend. [Evil Beet]

The Queen probably didn‘t murder a transient. But why did police find a body in the garden of the Queen‘s country estate? Somebody needs to call Miss Marple, for real. Or Poirot. Either of them could solve it. [Gawker]
One week later, and Mischa Barton is back to looking crackie. [Amy Grindhouse]
Jennifer Lopez slums with her facially challenged boyfriend in NYC. [LaineyGossip]
Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter are back on. [IDLITW]
Russell Crowe & his family look… normal. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
I bet Jason Statham & Rosie have great sex. [Moe Jackson]
Muffin pounders or biscuit fluffers? [The Frisky]
I think Elle Macpherson should go up a size in wetsuits. [INFDaily]
Elton John really wants Justin Timberlake to play him in a bio-pic. [Videogum]
I like Brad Goreski, but not enough to watch this show. [PopBytes]
I don‘t know who she is, but her body is amazing. [Hollywood Rag]
Sandra Bernhard hates Kathy Griffin. [LimeLife]
Meryl Streep is being honored with a Bear. It‘s not what you think. [Celebs]
I can see Christina Aguilera‘s clown makeup from here. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian is #1 on the Celebrity Heat Index. [Bitten and Bound]
Celebrities turning 40 years old this year. [Starpulse]

Fergie‘s face looked odd for New Year‘s. [A Socialite Life]
Ellen Barkin got into a scuffle with a NYC cop. [Dlisted]
The most popular trailers of 2011 on YouTube. [Pajiba]
Michael Fassbender. The answer is always Fassy. [Pop Sugar]
Happy 29th birthday, Kate Bosworth. [Celebuzz]
More photos of the royal family on Christmas. [Go Fug Yourself]
I want to see Tom Cruise on ice skates. [Celebslam]
Are these Underworld movies really all that? [Yeeeah]
Can you spot the difference between men‘s magazines & statements from rapists? I can‘t. And that disturbs me. [Jezebel]
Hot dudes we‘d like to see more of. Why isn‘t Fassy on this list?!? [Bossip]
Jared Leto is the world‘s worst-dressed man. According to GQ. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Dolly Parton loves fast food. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
WTF Jennifer Lopez & P. Diddy? [CDAN]
Would you watch a Waity & Wills sex tape? [Radar]
Dame Gwyneth‘s Elitist Hangover Cures, for Peasants. [The Blemish]
Courtney Stodden loves books, apparently. [Evil Beet]